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F1 DRIVERS x TENNIS
Mika Häkkinen, Michael Schumacher, Stefan Johansson, Riccardo Patrese, Alain Prost, Ayrton Senna.
#i'm starting a collection#also schumi is my favorite#he is slaying so much#michael schumacher#mika häkkinen#mika hakkinen#riccardo patrese#stefan johansson#ayrton senna#alain prost#classic f1#f1#formula 1#formula one
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It’s so cute when people think Crowley is suave and sexy and cool. Like, only under the threat of destruction by Satan himself can make this demon say ‘fuck’ apparently. He has a corny ass voicemail. Don’t give him access to a crystal ball and a fez if you don’t want him to start acting goofy. 20% of his personality is being a Plant Mom. The other 80% is being a Wine Aunt. She cosplays Mary Poppins just cuz. She manages to stay “up to style” and is very bad at it somehow. 90% of his existence can be summarized as “Silly Simp”.
#Aziraphale literally cusses more#“quirky voicemails haven’t been a thing since like 2004#like she didn’t HAVE to be a Mary Poppins nanny#don’t get me wrong I think they’re drippy but he always sticks out just not as much as Azi#she’s so slay#but she’s not what she seems 🤣#good omens#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#aziraphale x crowley#good omens 2#crowly x aziraphale#michael sheen#david tennant
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So when Pristine cut comes out and everyone has time to soak it all in, you’re all going to go ahead and play Scarlet Hollow, right?
#slay the princess#I wish Scarlet Hollow wasn’t so hard to pitch#like Slay the Princess’s whole thing is so alluring#it’s called Slay the Princess for one#a subversion of a trope#and there’s this weird creepy British guy saying to kill her but he isn’t going into detail#Scarlet Hollow is so much harder to talk about#But it’s so good man
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The Narrator's perspective only gets more horrifying the longer you think about it. Like, imagine being an Echo of yourself—one of many, all made to serve a very particular purpose and knowingly living on borrowed time, if 'living' is even the right word for your current state of pseudo-existence.
You've inherited the mission of a dead man—it's literally the only thing left that you can do before fading, so you sure as hell better believe in it; the alternative would be unbearable. Only you keep failing. With every loop that you don't remember, your lack of agency in this situation becomes starker—you can influence small things, sure, but it becomes increasingly clear that you have no real power, no matter how personally invested you are in the events unfolding in front of you. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to meaningfully engage with the world.
Worse—every loop you're made aware of is another time you've failed, with unimaginable consequences, though you had no control over these previous iterations of yourself and can't even learn from their mistakes. Everyone around you is operating on a shared perception of reality that you are not part of, will never be part of. After a few repetitions, you are, ironically, the least informed person in the room. All you have left to go on is an evidently outdated script. At the same time, everyone else is experiencing a contiguous version of you, comprised of parts that are, in some sense, also you, while at the same time existing at a complete remove from your current perception of self. Whatever you don't know you did—that's you now. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to define your own identity, never mind know what it is.
Even worse—this has trapped you within a stagnant hell of your own creation. Nothing you say or do really matters in terms of your own self (the rest of the world is a separate issue entirely). Anything you've come to believe—say, for totally hypothetical example, that you were wrong actually and your envisioned paradise is really a hell beyond any you had the capacity to envision—has about as much permanence as a drawing in the sand. 'You' will continue, exactly as you were, no matter how much you might like to change your behavior. Every possible future has already been set in stone. You are, after all, only an Echo. You've forfeited the right to say anything you haven't already said.
For some reason, no part of any of this has made you feel more comfortable and at peace with the general concept of finality.
The really, truly absolute worst part, though?
There is no one for you to blame but yourself. And that's exactly what turns your story into such a tragedy.
#slay the princess#meta#my meta#slay the princess narrator#stp narrator#stp echo#for the love of god WHAT is his character tag this is a travesty#narrator sweep#natterings#stp posting#this was written as part of another much longer piece of enthusiastic narrator meta#like with screenshots and everything#but this was too good and self-contained NOT to post#in case of the very likely event where i dont finish the full thing#because unlike him i do recognize when im flirting with my own hubris#not that it ever stops me#anyway ask me about the narrator and why hes the most interesting character in stp#who is UNDERAPPRECIATED-- i mean uh#surprisingly overlooked#please there is so much that i could say
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Just played Slay the Princess and got the game’s main end, on my way now to 100% it. I’ve adored this game so, so much, and it was truly just an absolute delight to play through.
Anyway, I love bird man (Us).
#fanart#slay the princess#black tabby games#slay the princess fanart#the princess#the hero#I love the voice of the hero so so much#he’s so chill#a true homie#for the ever#i love them#my beloveds#my scrunklies#my hsisnmsjsms#yk#original art#my art#digitalart#doodles#mjnimart
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"Ughhh, I'm too pretty to be doing math Azul... You there, come here~✨️🦀"
The glamorous mascot of Mostro Lounge. What he lacks in brain, he makes up with with his looks (driving Azul insane in the process, however he can pay him in exposure so it's not that bad). He may not serve drinks but you best believe he'll serve cunt🦇
#MATERIAL GWORL#i had so much fun w this one oh my god#he participates dress to impress tournaments w idia floyd and pomefiore students#it's pure chaos#idk man he's so derpy I love him#twst oc#my art#twisted wonderland#twst tehei#he's right behind vil and cater w magicam following#he'll post shit like 'another day another slay' while putting on that ugly ahh costume bro lmaoo
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#slay the princess#spoiler#spoilers#slay the princess spoiler#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also unrelated but it takes me so long to draw him#why do i draw him all the time regardless? I have no idea#injury#blood#i cant make up my mind if he should have a BEAK or nah#or sometimes?#I wont be online as much for the next few days. gonna be preparing for Christmas and the New year. But expect a few art on queue
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Wendy Pleakey, they could never make me hate you💅🚀🏳️🌈
#gender fluid icon#he is babygirl#bro was my favourite character growing up and it explains SO much#she is beauty she is grace#the agent uniform still slays to this day#the ultimate cutie#wendy pleakley#pleakley#lilo and stitch#gif set#lilo and stitch 2#leroy and stitch#disney#pride month#gender fluid
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blowing your bill a kiss because he was also one of my faves back in the heyday
The kiss cartoonishly lands on his cheek. He is now sending pics of your kiss to ford to make him jealous. congrats! you are now a culprit of his obsessive behaviour!
#bill cipher#human bill cipher#gravity falls#billford#also thank you so much anon that means a lot#he is my little baby ... evil baby#i need to do some sheets of all the fits i put him in#after 10 years i finally enjoy drawing a yellow suit on him lmao#i told him to slay and he put on his slutty yellow suit.#tessart#tess chatting it up
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there's something to be said about the pipeline of blonde, extroverted, german f1 drivers falling in love with even more blonde, introverted, nordic f1 drivers.
I mean michael and mika? seb and kimi? nico and kevin? this needs to be studied.
#the parallels are paralleling#britney was both and that's why he slays so much#he just loves himself#michael schumacher#mika hakkinen#sebastian vettel#kimi raikkonen#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#f1#formula 1
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Guess who hopped head-first into the Poppy Playtime fandom.
#I bought all 3 chapters and they slay#I would die for Dogday he deserved so much better#Might just make a fic soon idk#Dogday#Catnap#dogday poppy playtime#catnap poppy playtime#My Art#Poppy Playtime Comic#Poppy Playtime Chapter 3 Spoilers#TW: Gore & Blood
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guys im losing my mind. his new drip sucks so much. donnie WHY. i love him
#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt future donnie#leo slaying it in his scarf and pants#raph rocking those eyelashes#mikey making me bite my laptop for the last 14 months#stylish edgy fashion icon donnie#IN BLACK OVERALLS#shut upppp djfshjdfkjdsjf#/lh#he looks so stupid but in a charmingly funny kind of way#every time i look at him i wanna laugh#i love it so much
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just had a vision... benjamin sisko as a drag queen.... i feel like he'd have SO much fun. he'd get so into it
HIM AND JADZIA DOING A DRAG ROUTINE TOGETHER??? YEAHHH
#i dont even know enough about drag queens to figure out what sort of thing he'd go for#but i feel like once he's in costume he would get so into it and he'd get so into character#star trek#deep space nine#jadzia dax#ds9#benjamin sisko#it was for sure jadzia's idea#and i just know garak put so much thought and care into the outfits as soon as they came to him for help#those things are gonna SLAY if he has anything to say about it
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Cater isn't in this Halloween event so I'm taking matters into my own hands
If Skully can give hand kisses, so can he!! ☝️☝️☝️
+ some random extra sketches bc why not
#I'm STARVING for new Cater cards please allow me to bask in my own delusion for a moment#RIP TNBC Cater you'd have slayed so much 😔#I remembered he mentioned he wanted to try a slick back hairstyle in his broomquet story and ofc his wishes are my commands so#enjoy the messy slick back my king! 🫡#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#twst cater#deeva twst#cateeva#my art
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realised yesterday just how often hozier actually used to sing about being not quite alive, not feeling like a person, about loving someone in a way that defies death and made him more alive, about suffering death for love. it's like he was constantly being buried underground and unearthed by love, over and over, which, while romantic in a way, is also incredibly sad. but i think it's interesting how his latest album (literally called 'unreal unearth') takes this idea and makes it its central theme. that's what this album is, one man's descent into the underworld. except, crucially, he makes it to the other side, and ends the album saying the darkness will come again, but this time he is "never going back [to hell] again." it feels like such a full-circle moment considering the rest of his discography and i'm so very excited to see what comes after this
#idk he might go back to being buried and unalive but maybe this is really the end of that...#when he was singing his most popular non album songs during the concert yesterday i was like huh he really does#sing about death a lot. interesting#hozier#it was great btw! he sang abstract and francesca AND jackie and wilson and cherry wine and movement#so all my favourites basically#and hearing take me to church live was actually such a slay which i was not expecting#and he talked abt gaza which i was so happy abt and was very grateful towards his band and crew#just a great night all around#jasmine has thoughts#i knew it was a lot bc that's kind of his reputation (boo) but i didnt realise how much it actually is
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Whiteboard doodles of Cold and Opportunist :)
#i know some people might wonder#why is cold leaning so much!#he just likes to!#his hobbies are looming and leaning!#stp#my art#voice of the cold#voice of the opportunist#stp voices#slay the princess
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