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sjsm751 · 5 months ago

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Sebastian can fly, but avoids it like a human would the bubonic plague*

This is because he must put his thumb in his mouth, blow on it until his ass cheeks have ballooned enough to support his weight, and swim his way through the sky in order to steer. (Amelia Earhart was the last known person to witness this)

*the allegations of his involvement were never proven in a court of law, regardless of three Crown Courts' sudden and coincidental, untimely deaths 🙁

#kuroshitpost #sebastian michaelis #terrible and bad low effort post #sorry #if i stop posting its bc Sebastian found me #according to all known laws of aviation #the clacking noise of sebastian walking into a room was never his shoes #black butler #kuroshitsuji #i love him i swear #ill let him punish me for this later ;^)#“im not like the other demons”#nina hates him bc shes jealous #this simple trick will blow your mind!!#a man sucks his thumb. nobody expected this to happen!#the one trick to a perfect bum that doctors dont want you to know!!!#he is peak performance #black butler meme #it isnt in poor taste because theres no taste to begin with #the t in shitpost stands for thisfuckingpostrighthere #is it a bird is it a plane #no fucker its a demon who is only letting himself be seen because of serious circumstances and youre a bad person for laughing at him >:(

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daguerreotyping · 1 year ago

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Cabinet card of two gentlemen and their absolutely delightful double-walking-stick-wielding dog, c. 1890s

#look at this good boy!! this is what peak fetch performance looks like #ok so it appears to be one walking stick and one stick off a tree stick but anyway he is helping #19th century #1800s #1890s #19th century fashion #1890s fashion #men's fashion #menswear #bowler hats #fashion history #historical fashion #19th century photography #cabinet card #19th century men #vintage men

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starry-stormy-knight · 10 months ago

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whatup i was my dad's dream son until he switched career paths :)

#lyn's posts #lyn's art #brandon sanderson #cosmere #stormligh archive #adolin kholin #//#this was just an old joke post idea from agesssss ago #i think i was colour blocking colours and hadnt done the black parts of his hair yet and i realised that he's just ken lmao #my brother said i should put adolin in the kenough jumper lmao #finally got round to it but also thought i'd make it worse and make it adolinough because similar sounds etc #anyway every now and then i think about how adolin has the vibes of peak performance and following in his father's footsteps etc etc #and poor renarin really struggled because he was different #and then when dalinar bonded the stormfather everything changed and now renarin is a knight and adolin is just some guy with a dead sword #to put it simply #anyway it's almost 2am for me going to bed #just want to say that adolin is just ken but ALSO everything (to me) <3

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seance · 1 year ago

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If you were truly as evil as you like to paint yourself, you would've done that. Nah. That's the trouble with you lot. You don't just see things in black and white. Sometimes, you've just gotta blur the edges.

#goodomensedit #goedit #good omens #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #edits #tusermyra #jameszmaguire #the parallels were sick and twisted #sick and twisted i tell you #the unadulterated joy on aziraphale's face throughout the whole season every time he saw crowley #contrasting SO MUCH with the post-kiss confusion/pain #i literally wanna kword myself cause david and michael really gave us everything in terms of performance #it was a crescendo with the perfect peak #heaven once again confirmed most toxic work place in the universe #rs: hereditary enemies

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makwandis · 1 year ago

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I'm so frustrated here have Gilbert smoking a cigarette in roderichs fancy nicely decorated house after fucking the daylights outta him okay

#hws prussia #my art.#LISTEN. THIS ! IS PEAK PERFORMANCE !#make him Sexy #hes not eben my type i like big fat dark native dudes #but i will defend this white boy with my life #pruaus #ausprus

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nowyoursoulisforfeit · 1 year ago

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I have said it before and will say it again: give Percy his thigh high boots and thing holster back. Just let me have this, please.

#fuck it assume this is what he’s wearing in every fic i write unless i say otherwise #this is peak percy performance #critical role #critical role tlovm #the legend of vox machina #vox machina #tlovm #percy de rolo #percival de rolo #percival critical role #critical role percy #percival fredrickstein von musel de rolo iii #percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii

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cakebatteronabrickwall · 2 months ago

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River's escape is the funniest thing they've done so far, he literally went

🐶😬❗🏠🚶‍♂️👱‍♂️✌👣‼💥👁👄👁🏃‍♂️🚴‍♂️

#HE CRASHED THROUGH THAT ROOF 😭😭😭#i'll dream of this tonight i'm still grinning #no tire emoji you'll have to imagine that #river my darling boy at peak performance #need a gif of that it really explains the character perfectly #slow horses

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klngfili · 5 months ago

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i feel like he could fix me

#jedi master sol i love u #the acolyte #jedi master sol #like hes giving such a peak performance #smaugs ramblings #feel like this has the potential to age v badly

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bloodshotgun · 8 months ago

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throwback to the time i made these with TARS from interstellar

#you may not agree but this is what peak gender performance looks like #i want to be him so bad #interstellar #tars #tars interstellar #his name is an anagram for star! and he was. he was a star #daneil made

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seagull-scribbles · 7 months ago

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♠️♣️ Play your card ♥️♦️

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husk #was origionally going to base it of the king of hearts card but #then I was like a joker is more fitting #and then I was like nah he’s not a joker he’s a looser #my poor pathetic meow meow #I am grabbing him by the scruff of his neck and DRAGGING him #I have embedded so many headcanons in this like one of my friends said I could sell it at my stall in the summer #but it is so personalised to me I don’t think anyone would want it #right down to the different whiskers #and I said it on Instagram and I will say it again but chunky husk is peak male performance #this guy only drinks alcohol and only eats the shortest of foods #and you know he doesn’t exercise who are you kidding #it was oh so gracious of me to not give him a hunch back because we all know his old bones and fucked ahahaha #anyway enjoy #if this gets enough attention I’ll make a matching angle dust one but idk I’m happy with just leaving it as this guy #hazbin husk

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lightscamerabitchsmileee · 5 months ago

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A hot take here: but can we all agree that it's not an artist or actor or athlete or any other celebrities' responsibility to be a political activist on every single goddamn issue?? Like for fuck sakes guys give it a rest...I'm sick of it

#taylor swift #taylorswift #or any other celebrity for that matter #its not in their job description to be a political activist on top of their profession whatever it may be #so enough of the “why doesnt he/she/they talk about [insert issue here]?” especially if they choose to speak up on one or two things #its getting quite annoying #especially in regards to Taylor #man the woman cant do any god damn thing right in y'all's eyes #the woman is not perfect like jesus christ let her be #if she want to speak up on Gaza or any other issue thats her choice #she donated to Gaza we obviously know from that alone she's pro human rights #like I understand shes the biggest celebrity at the peak of her career #but still its not her responsibilty to be speak up on political issues thats what you have politicians for #call your MP or congressman or state senator or whoever is in the political realm if you care that much to make a change #the fact that she speaks up at all on any issue whether its feminism or LGBTQ or any issues regarding the music industry is good enough #i dont expect her to speak up on every god damn thing her job is singing and writing and performing not the POTUS

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razberrypuck · 29 days ago

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you ever think about finn tidestrider

#self proclaimed no1 finn tidestrider enjoyer ENJOYING finn tidestrider??? shocking #i miss grandpeepaw #im also upset about them treating him like a fragile old man hes got 40 years left in him hes FINE give him screen time #he was literally at peak performance before he got apple'd he doesnt deserve to be nerfed like this #jrwi riptide

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thehappiestgolucky · 2 years ago

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