#he is olddddd

[nthflower]

I think comic society forgetting Akihiro is +70 what made his modern writing so bad 😞

He is like just a little bit younger than magneto cmon

[ibblescribbles]

an oc i designed (outdated). you'll never guess what he's based off of

[wolvertooth]

LOOK AT THIS ALT COVER LIKE..UHM.......hellooooooooo gorgeous🙋‍♀️

[greytern]

sometimes i like to think about how miserable pathetic and boring he was before quitting his stupid job <3 (and YES thats a binder in the second one hes just like me fr) 

[oifaaa]

wait but how does tim become robin aGAIN??? and then what is damian if tim retakes the mantle?? why is he allowed to retake robin?? who let him back in the manor?? bruce should lowk kick him out like he did to dick it’ll make him have character development or smth idk hasn’t that happened already or

this got so long mb

Tim just decided to become Robin again bc he was having no luck coming up with a new name for himself but also like if you look at the names he was trying it really doesn't seem like he was trying too hard really weaponised incompetence vibes but yeah Damian is also still Robin, Tim didn't need to be kicked out of the Manor he kicked himself out back in his red Robin run he just didn't do it right like Dick did and now we're back to square one with Tim still being Robin

[gorillaxyz]

it makrs me laugh uncomfortably whenever i think abt how joe biden is the same age as nixon when he died

[llegato]

some ugly ass hungry hungry hippo ate my fucking pancake and i swear to god i will find out who

[witchblade]

RETIRE

[4giorno]

BYEEEEE how does gerrard know to taunt eddie with a fruit pack thingy ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[despairforme]

Oof im REALLY late to the birthday asks but YAYAYAYA hahaha old man happy birthday

Nnoitra's birthday ( 11 / 11 ) 2023! ( I'm late again )

❝ Why 'da fuck ya wishin' me a happy birthday without gettin' me a gift? ❞ What kinda bullshit was that? What was he supposed to do with a WISH? Fuck that. He wanted gifts. Preferably food, but whatever. And --- It was a good point. He kinda was an old man, wasn't he? When the fuck was he going to start looking his age? He found it funny, imagining waking up one day and looking like Baraggan.

[etherealjellyfishgirl]

Basically what happened when we saw Garroth without the helm lol

Garroth: *takes off helm so it can be fixed*

aphmau: I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDDDDD

Garroth:*mildly offended face*

aphmau talking to herself (us):like I seriously thought he was oldddd

[yae-energy]

“you like my hair?” pt2: 2 fast 2 furious

synopsis: what i think their favorite hairstyles would be

cast: megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki

cw: nword usage

a/n: LMAOO,,, anyways here’s pt2 cause i had fun making the first part. def had to redo some of these cause tumblr aint save my draft 🖕🏽. there most def will be a pt3

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megumi - bantu knots

- loves them (and for obvious reasons these shits cute asf)

- lwk doesn’t comprehend how your hair even stays like that without unraveling or smth so whenever you’re doing your hair he just watches you like:

👁️ 👁️

- like damn my nigga back up 😭

- mf will literally be taking notes so he can learn how to do your hair, that way you don’t gotta “abandon him” so someone else can do your hair

- be watching them yt tutorials while he tries to practice on an olddddd doll gojo got tsumiki

- whenever he goes over to your house he tries to be all sneaky and goes through all your products so he can see what you use the most and stock up on it at his house

- gets shy when he asks gojo to take him to your favorite hair store cause that mf can’t keep his mouth closed to save his life

- genuinely thinks you look so mesmerizing, esppp with your edges done

- it’s so classy to him 🤷🏽‍♀️

- i also think he’d really loveeeee finger waves

- bro will start barking and acting a fool

- reminds him of a mermaid

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yuji - natural locs

- don’t get him started (me too dawg 😔)

- he don’t even know where to start

- loves how soft they look

- loves loves lovessss when you add little accessories like beads and stuff

- helps you retwist your hair

- cause what nigga finna be touchin all his his lady head???? he’s not a fan of that

- his favorite loc style is the half up half down two ponytails (iykyk 🤷🏽‍♀️)

- lovesssss when you 2 strand twist them

- also loves the curly look

- if you threaten to comb them out bro will start HOLLERING

- like ofc you can do wtv with your hair but he just loves your locs

- smells the loc gel

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nobara - wash n’ go’s

- it’s efficient and she’s all about efficiency

- even if the actual wash day itself takes hours 😭

- thats ok tho!

- she’s absolutely in love with your curls like omgggg

- loves when you do puffs cause she thinks they’re just so simple and cute

- like you can never go wrong with a puff

- also doesn’t mind slick backs but knows all that gel prob isn’t good for your hair and it makes her worried LOL

- ESP LOVES TWIST/BRAID OUTS

- the curl definition just be so immaculate

- after you finish your hair she takes a bunch of pictures to post

- takes you out as a treat cause wash days be so tiring

- cleans up all your stuff when you’re done cause you alr did so much work, she knows them arms are tired 😔

- lwk is surprised you aren’t a damn body builder by now

- asks if she can help detangle your hair

- makes sure to be real gentle incase you’re tender headed

- is always showing you a style she saw somewhere and asks if you can try it out on your hair

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tags: @megurulvr @honeybleed @jujuyii @chinieh @jogeto @mypimpademia @miirene | tag form

[icysinner]

this game is boring.

#ID: just megumi not understanding the appeal of animal crossing — and you try to get him to understand.

warnings: megumi being a pessimist and not appreciating animal crossing

nya note: uh this is OLDDDDD, i wrote it in like april & nvr dropped.

“you already said you would. come onnnn.” you whined, already holding the joycons to your nintendo switch. megumi promised he’d play animal crossing, even if it was only for a couple minutes. he didn’t understand the appeal of animal crossing at all, it was so quiet and boring. “i know, i know.” megumi responded, sitting on the couch in front of the tv. “so.. what do i do?” he asked, looking at you and then at the tv, both like he was looking at a trigonometry equation.

“i haven’t fished, or talked to my villagers, or checked my nook store today.” you said, as you made your character walk around the island. “oh, that’s you? why are your eyes so big?” megumi asked, a wide grin on his face because he knew he was just nit picking the game to annoy you. “it’s a game, ‘gumi, how realistic do you think it can be?” you rolled your eyes at his comment, making your character walk around and pick up shells off the beach.

“okay, you take the controller now.. um, there isn’t much you can do that’ll mess with my stuff.” you said, handing him the joycons and watching him play the game. “okay.. i’m gonna shake this tree.” megumi said, shaking an apple tree, making the apples fall from the top, “will something else happen if i keep shaking?” he continued, still shaking the tree until a wasps’ nest came from it. “what the fuck? why didn’t you tell me that was gonna happen?” the tone of his voice made you laugh, he sounded like he was genuinely serious about this game he was just saying was ‘pointless’.

“if i told you, it would take away the whole point of this.” you replied, watching him make the character run away — seemingly in defeat — from the tree. “i shook a tree, what else do you do in this game?” megumi said, his eyes glued to the screen and the bright colors radiating from it. “get the net and catch some bugs.” you said, watching him navigate (the long way) to get the pink net from your inventory. you watched him walk around the map, catching a couple bugs and losing the majority of them.

“there’s spiders in this? can i catch it?” megumi asked, his tone full of interest for someone who was previously calling the game boring. “you can try, i’ve never caught one before.” you replied, sitting back and watching him approach the spider. as he got closer to the spider and it became more apparent on the screen, it darted towards the character and bit it. “this game is violent as fuck, why are all the bugs so mean?” megumi asked, his voice full of defeat. “you put up a good fight, baby. maybe you’re just not built for this.” you joked as he handed the joycons back to you. “can i teach you how to play overwatch now?” he asked, a pleading smile on his face as you rolled your eyes.

[exymybeloved]

Man this draft is olddddd

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Thinking of an bsd youtuber/ streamer au Pm, DOA, Ada, Hunting dogs all have a podcast 

Pm - what would they talk about ?

vtubers…..? Secret mafia front…? Like that one pizza place that the mafia was running, but the pizza place brought in more money than the actual mafia was so they quit. Yeah. That but with the pm and vtubers

Members:

-Chuuya, whose the most popular because of his unhinged hydraulic press vids along with his rivalry with ex vtuber Dazai

-Mori, got cancelled for being a loli at least 14 times already. no one knows how he keeps coming back

-Kouyou, mommy

-Kyouka, uhhh extremely good at video games? And has won 35 tournaments?

-Akutagawa, his fashion ig

DOA- what would they talk about ?

Rat cult

Ada - what would they talk about ?

the Ada talk abou true crime, and they solve it.

Members:

-Ranpo, mukbang + his detective work 

-Fukazawa, father. (Think of philza)

-Yosano, doctors advise and shit 

-Dazai, used to be with the pm vtuber group but has now left (whenever he gets asked why, he makes up all kinds of unhinged stories)

-Atsushi, cutie, his haircut was so horrible that he went viral for it

-Kenji, he talks about his farms and went viral bc a potato of his rolled under a car and he literally picked the car up, to get the potato. 

Hunting dogs - what would they talk about ?

hunting and dogs ig?

[caldrea]

15 year old cal deciding he wants an ear piercing. he shoves a safety pin into his ear about 20 seconds after that thought occurs to him.

he has to call andre to help him, who puts on the evil dead as a distraction before ripping out the safety pin with no warning.

(cal complained about still wanting his ear pierced so once cal's ear wasn't as red and tender, andre got a needle and one of chris' olddddd earrings to do it for him)

(they get infected and he never tries to get any other piercing after)

[mythrae-writes]

Here are all my current WIP’s:

killing me softly chapter 3 (smut)

Rolan x Tav chapter 1 of fic (yes someone read over it no I haven’t looked at their comments I’m scared)

Aradin x Tav oneshot (he may get pegged in another part)

Elias (Tav) x Shadowheart smut I’ve put off for a few months

Geraldus x Tav chapter 1 of fic (technically I’ve written two chapters but I haven’t edited it in a while)

Wyll x Tav proposal (probably won’t finish it until I get the in-game scene)

Astarion x Tav prequel (where he’s met her before but she doesn’t realize it)

Raphael x Tav smut where Tav teaches him how to fuck 😩😩😩

Olddddd Gortash x Tav that might never see the light of day

Something called “egg”