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renlyslittlerose · 6 months

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Editing the fic with this little loaf waiting patiently for attention

#dont let him fool you #he is not an innocent baby #he stole a packet of salmon treats today from an open cupboard #and brought the chewed up bag to me when he couldn't get it open #the audacity has to be admired

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yuwuta · 5 months

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you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first]#which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF!#yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....#💌

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dead-girl-tells-stories · 2 months

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The people of Gotham both fear and revere The Signal. As they do the rest of the Batfam but for Signal it's a bit different.

For starters, he's the only daytime hero. The other Bats usually only come out at night when the city is quieter. And while it's far from asleep, they prioritize stopping the numerous crimes that occur in the shadows. Civilian interactions far and few. Most pictures of them online seemed more like cryptid sightings than heroes soaring through Gotham skies.

The Signal on the other hand was the people's Bat. They got to see him soar through the sky, or ride his bike in all his golden glory. He gave autographs, took photos, and joined them on their daily commutes. He was a regular at mom-and-pop shops, made sure the troubled kids made it to school, and checked in on the sick and elderly. And while he did work with them when necessary, he mostly liked to fuck with the police, like a true Gothamite would.

All in all, he was the sweet sunshine that Gotham needed. He was far more human than the others. Not that he was human, oh heck no! NONE of the bats were human! But it felt that way. Until you were reminded that he was INDEED a Bat.

The way he merged and appeared out of the shadows despite his bright yellow suit, and moved without a sound. He knew about people and things before they happened. And had an intelligence that was absolutely terrifying when thought about. And the way he took care of crimes?

The Signal is cold, borderline brutal, and efficient (with commentary that leaves you agape and a chill down your spine) when dealing with criminals. It was always jarring to witness the sudden change from Gotham's sunshine boy to stone-cold Bat, and back again. It almost gave you whiplash to realize that this was the vigilante that you were talking to about your puppies a few moments ago. And it really instilled the Fear™ that that bats were known for.

The other Bats were terrifying, shadowy demons that moved through the night. Stopping crime in the darkness. Gotham knew and appreciated this. But the Signal? He was the bright light at the end of the tunnel and the warmth of the brilliant sun. But he was also...

'Gotham's Darkest Angel'

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authenticintimacylover · 1 year

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#when he genuinely cares about you and act like innocent . aww baby i can't resist my self 😋🌝

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lovely-cherubs · 4 days

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"We want/need more complex female characters!"

But y'all couldn’t even handle them 🤨🙄😒

#murder drones #writing #character discourse #strong female characters #uzi doorman #v murder drones #v md #murder drones doll #murder drones v #serial designation v murder drones #serial designation v #complex female characters #yall want complex female characters but as soon as y'all get them y'all demonize them #whilst also babying and mischaracterizing N as if he didn't kill hundreds and thousand of innocent worker drones #murder drones uzi

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phantomchick · 1 month

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It's a shame the bbc merlin fandom is dead because I'm just a man would work so fucking well in one of those tiktok snippets for both Uther and Merlin.

But when does a comet become a meteor? When does a candle become a blaze? When does a man become a monster?

When does a ripple become a tidal wave? When does the reason become the blame? When does a man become a monster?

#merlin #bbc merlin #no but baby druid mordred vs older terrible mordred innocent morgana vs evil witch morgana #merlin when he comes to town vs merlin when he starts fucking up letting the dragon loose betraying morgana hiding everything from arthur #at what point does he reach the point of no return #where the prophecy stops being attainable?#when did it all go wrong when did it become impossible for them to go right

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starblitzy-started-a-fire · 2 months

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So, um, I’m really into Bill’s backstory-

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cherie-luvv · 1 month

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Sorry for breaking it to you but Newt is not your “little innocent baby”, he can basically break your arm with three of his fingers

#yes even if you imagine him as Thomas Brodie Sangster #he is not innocent guys #quite the opposite #yeah he’s a teenager but he’s obviously not a little baby #and yes I’ve seen a lot of people saying this #Im not complaining of this people who says “my baby”#just the people who thinks he’s actually innocent #I have to clarify a lot bc I don’t wanna get canceled lol #tmr #the maze runner #tmr newt #newt #newtmas #the death cure #the scorch trials #maze runner #maze runner fandom

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vanityangel · 2 months

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leave him alone?? he is literally a baby???

#wrestling #wwe #summerslam #solo sikoa #the bloodline #wweedit #wrestlingedit #my gifs #solo quick get behind me!!#i would fight all 97 of your cousins for those big sad puppy eyes idc #dont worry i have catholic family i have experience #an innocent cherub angel baby who has never done wrong #a 31 year old 6ft 2in 250lb tattooed wrestler baby. yes.#the minute he did that scream i said baby you know you just made a meme out of yourself 😭

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emmyskiwi · 10 months

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POV: a child told Moon he’s spoopy 🌚

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peanutsoutofcontext · 1 year

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

💖💗🥺🥺🥺💕💞💞🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️💕❣️BABY SNOOPY❣️❤️💝💓💖💞💕💗🥺🥺🥺💞💗💞💖💖💕

💞💕💖🥺🥺🥺💘💝❤️❣️💗💖♥️💗💞💝❤️♥️❣️🥺🥺🥺💗💖💓💕

#He was so innocent and precious… just a little ball…#Stay tuned for more important announcements #snoopy #charlie brown #peanuts #lucy van pelt #comics #puppies #precious #adorable #cute #baby snoopy #the most f-ing precious thing in the world

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ygamiraito · 3 months

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the way harlan looks so peaceful here.... dare i say a little cu-[GUNSHOT]

#he looks so innocent #i wanna hold him in my arms #i love you harly baby #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #am #am ihnmaims #allied mastercomputer #harlan ellison

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trashworldblog · 1 year

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with hindsight, it's got to have been funny when we were saying shit in 2018 about how wholesome john mulaney is and how it was strange that he used to be addicted to cocaine. meanwhile, john mulaney was stumbling across nyc, taking his shirt off in a doctors kitchenette to get flu shots for prescription drugs, and harassing an innocent painter for cocaine

#this little gay looking man stood on stage in a suit and we just assumed he was innocent #he told us he used to be addicted to coke and used to get blackout drunk and we completely ignored that #this is not an attack on john mulaney its an attack on us for not paying attention or having any comprehension skills #john mulaney #baby j

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symphonypikachu · 5 months

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Am I too late for a drawing idea?

How about anya and damian paired up for the high school fake baby test?