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[beauregardlionett]

the difference between travis and fjord watching nott prepare to fire a cannon is non-existent

[intertexts]

does it make things better or worse if I say the More Things william metaphorically tosses on the table are not weapons

WWWORSE. ACTUALLY. i think. yeah. worse. more weapons are reasonable. More Things that are NOT weapons are knowing him. um. well. psychological warfare hydrogen bomb??????? hes gonna make smoke clones of themselves go chase them???? is he going fucking take hostages??????

[akkpipitphattana]

Was thinking about how for sandray to really feel narratively earned we're gonna need a scene of ray comforting/caring for sand the way we've seen sand do so much for ray. and was trying to think of what scenario felt plausible. And unfortunately I've remembered sands mom has health issues. And that ray with his dead mom is in a hell of a position to empathize. So now I live in fear!

hey i absolutely hate you for pointing this out because this is 100000% how we're getting that scene. and now i live in fear as well

[butcharyastark]

can billy and flint both stop utilizing this conflict for their own emotional aims and actually fucking listen to madi abt whats best for protecting the other enslaved ppl on the island?? this aint about yall

[wetslug]

yayyyyyy i get embalmed tomorrow. super excited

[diabeticgirl4]

Awww buddy caduceus is having such a bad time he's maybe contemplating leaving the group 🥺🥺

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[marshmellowtea]

not me hearing a noise in the house that sounds like it's coming from the bedrooms when me and my cat are out here in the living room......

[lizardpersonyknow]

If Damian ever annoys Tim too much he will look him dead in the eyes and remind him that he Can And Will Rock His Whole Shit

Tim: if you don't stop I will call Talia and tell her that you have taken in multiple feral raccoons and named them after her family members

Damian: fear.jpg

[intimidatingpuffinstudios]

hope that whatever deal i have with mornie i can survive unscathed when on the manerkol route... i really doubt the man would let her get her pound of flesh, but you never know, maybe he wouldn't be able to stop her. [fear.jpg] is the deal turning up in book 3 or is it a book 4 thing?

Book 4 for sure. It will probably shock you all, what she's going to ask for 🤣🤣

[polyhexian]

Love square au Darius is honestly so funny. I keep spinning him around in my head thinking about all the issues he has with Will and Jasper

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[intertexts]

"hey, uh where's mark? is he here?"

"he said he'd be here! he is not here." fear.jpg

[luparaneo]

(I'm actually playing catch-up posting these, shhh)

o boy o boy o boy!

HERE COMES THE BO-

[immediately shoves him aside] owo!!

If these two were introduced in the same episode this would absolutely happen, but also: Gunmax gonna smack a child.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"so what will happen to them if we can't manage to wrangle these two?" JESUS CHRIST SAEJIMA THEY WERE JUST BOOTED UP

Y'know, I was holding off on making ANY comments about these two considering a certain very popular ship. However.

They really aren't making this easy for me.

Yeah good luck dealing with that crisis when he eventually hears about what regularly happens in the United States /COUGHS LOUDLY

I'm an adult and this is hilarious out of context

???? WHO TOLD YUTA ABOUT DRINKING BEER I WILL FIGHT THEM

The devs knew. THEY ABSOLUTELY KNEW. /wheeze

A part of me wishes we got Gunmax Armor, but honestly this makes more sense and I love the animation for the Max Cannon.

whoops forgot about the Tiger Fang

And we didn't even get the handcuffs shenanigans from the anime in this. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[muffled Cruel Angel's Thesis in the background?]

FEAR.jpg

AW HELL YEAH

I didn't grab the dialog but apparently they've been sitting on the floor this whole time which sounds absolutely hilarious. Like a giant robot sleepover or something. I wonder if Shadow-Maru had his doghouse wolfhouse built before then and he just chilled in it when not doing ninja stuff, and everyone was having to sit at his level lmaoo

[greymouse42]

oh good you saw the character ask meme. let’s start off easy

Mal: 3, 7, 19, 29, 43 5050505050

and bonus Hemlock questions : 5, 35

"let's start off easy" [fear.jpg] (affectionate)

Delta Green (the "everything's horrible and eldritch" TTRPG) OC brainrot beneath the cut (with some bonus BG3 OC questions 💙)

Malachi Maladaptive Coping Mechanisms Steadman

3. Obscure headcanon

Boy Scout. Never got close to eagle scout, but it's related to why he wound up hiking a big chunk of the Appalachian Trail.

7. Age/height/weight headcanon

40yo in 2015

5ft 11in

I genuinely have no idea what's a reasonable weight for his stupid Captain America build. 170?? Idk?

19. Vices/bad habits

Vice: work...

Bad habit: accidentally staring

29. Eating habits

Does not eat at all when stressed; is often stressed. In the same vein: guilty of not considering food at all until he's actively hungry and then even though he's canonically good at cooking he'll just eat a sandwich in the cold light of the fridge at 9pm and call it good.

Does need to eat breakfast and have a coffee in the mornings or he'll be an asshole.

43. 3 favorite foods and 3 they despise

Favs:

He's a simple dude if you give him a good-enough steak he might cry

Pasta with vodka sauce

Pretzels

Despises:

Pickles, especially sweet pickles

Horseradish

Cornbread

50. A memory they’ve blocked out

[redacted :)]

Jokes aside there is... so much. And most of it is stuff I don't know that the Handler can just spring on me at any moment, which is fun/terrifying.

For this question though: I don't think he remembers dropping out of college.

Hemlock

5. Best personality trait

They're very brave. Like, when it matters, they are 'will stand up to a god without flinching' levels of brave.

35. Their idea of a perfect day

Squinting into the sun, walking through a big city; nobody here except their boyfriend knows their name.

[butchboromir]

HE RESPONDED. fear.jpg

[problemsynth]

Fear.jpg he will look good. But ough