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simcardiac-arrested · 1 year ago

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#eheeuihgegjjegehgjemghejgegjhgekhe #ueheghehjeghjghjeghjefegfehgekfekhgeeg #oweuubueggheghwhggejgejeehgejhgjeg #HHHHHHHHHHRGHEGHRGEHRJGREJERGUGRJHEGHJRGHRRK #hi. hi. hi. hi. hi. hi #Can anyone hear me. does anyone even understand #pig spinning in circle gif again #he is doing some insane shit to my brain #AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH #(sitting all alone in my room with nothin going on) HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP HELP MEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP #NORMAL. I HAVE NORMAL FEELINGS ABOUT THAT GUY #WHOEVER HE IS #....................#........................................#..................#crammerposting

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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happy new year Ego!!! Just wanted to let you know that I absolutely adore your twst fanart and the tags are just an absolute pleasure to read! You are my greatest inspiration for my personal twst art and I just wanted to thank you for your wonderful masterpieces <333 if possible, may I ask what are some of your headcanons for the diasomnia family? If not for diasomnia then any other characters are fine as well!

thank you, and happy new year! 💚💜💚 that is amazing to hear; it's always a little bewildering but super flattering that other people like my silly little doodles so much!

I don't think I really have any really solid headcanons and also canon keeps validating me left and right (FLUFFY DOMESTIC DIAFAM IS REAL). mostly just kind of...impressions and general thoughts, if that makes sense! lately though I've been kind of obsessed with thinking about Lilia's hair, and specifically when/why he ended up cutting it. (l-look, we're bouncing around the timeline and I gotta make decisions about these things when I draw, it's relevant) (I mean I would probably be weirdly fixated on this anyway, but.)

I think I've settled on the idea that he kept it long until he went to NRC, partly because 1) I like drawing The Ponytail, and 2) I think he thought of NRC as a chance to reinvent himself a bit! he gets to go and be a wacky carefree teenager for a few years and have fun! (officially he's there to keep an eye on Son #1, but how much trouble could he get into, really.) so he gave himself a Cool Teen Haircut to go with his fresh new Cool Teen Persona!

also maybe he had some reflection on his hair's troubled past with three kids...

...and had to weigh his vanity versus the fact that he was going off to be around hundreds of kids on a daily basis, and. the choice suddenly seemed obvious.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #this is my blog and i'm going to write a million words about lilia and you can't stop me #but anyway i do genuinely get the impression that he's using Pretending to Be a Teenager as a chance to be even sillier than usual #he's a very silly man he's just being EXTRA silly #supported by his recent birthday card where he says he was specifically trying to cast himself as an adorable little brother-type #because he wanted the other students to give him free shit and save him seats and things like that #it worked for about a week before he turned out to be way too good at stuff and everyone just kind of ended up in awe of him instead #and he was like DANGIT. I'VE RUINED IT FOR MYSELF.#(then he and epel went on to talk about their hypothetical vtubersonas because the birthday cards are INSANE but anyway)#i'm bad at headcanons :( sorry!#unless it's dumb things like...what pokemon they would have or whatever #(malleus would have some kind of special fancy-colored dragapult) (but i digress)#i have a hard time putting things into words. just know that i love the grampa bat and his weird kids very much.#my brain is also still kind of fried from the last couple of weeks #i am however starting 2024 off the way i intend to continue it: in deep contemplation of anime hair #(sorry if these look weirdly aliased) (i realized about 3/4 of the way through i was using the wrong brush and i didn't want to restart :U)

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fyllophobia · 28 days ago

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think fast! surprise trust fall

#ffxiv #emet selch #hythlodaeus #hythades #ff14 #fanart #all the stuff they used to do as little girls they’d still do for old time’s sake #the stupider the better like even pre-transition they’d fuck around like middle school boys #childhood friends brah who knows what they got up to as kids #ESPECIALLY if emet who constantly gas a stick up his ass considers his youth misspent #ohhhhh im emet selch and grown up now i have a reputation to uphold for the sake of the star #enter: hythlodaeus and azem bringing out his peanut brain that’s still buried in there #like i have a lot in my drafts of them as kids in amaurot and let me tell u it’s kinda funny #like it;s the shit the kids get up to and get into trouble for #combine emet’s insane aptitude of magicks and livid girlchild temper #like UNCONTROLLABLE cranky girltemper #and hythlodaeus’ much more pronounced carefree ‘getting away with it attitude’#dangerous combo for hijinks man they’ve been friends a long time hythlodaeus has seen all of emet’s embarrassing moments #it’s so funny that hythlodaeus is like ‘oh u want to know how he became emet selch ok sit down honey i’ll tell u everything’#emet needs to shut him up before hythlodaeus reveals his lore entire timeline #i can imagine him pinching his lips shut and hythlodaeus is still going #muffled unintelligible still wildly gesticulating #they’re a walking bit and so slapstick together it’s funny how comfy they are even if they riff off each other #these bitches on some universe level soulmate shit my senses were tingling the moment shade hythlodaeus was like ‘oh yeah we were…. close’#gay gay homosexual gay #absolutely completely interwoven into each others’ lives its amazing #AND they’re trans

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r0zzk1ll · 6 months ago

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"this man, is weird.. CRAZY weird.." "he was always very bright.."

#i think abt this soo often u have no idea #no one understands them like i do.. sighh..#platonic or romantic idc There is something Happening there #this also implies that sammy doesn't hate norman/displays some form of positive feeling towards him #bc it's shown in canon that he doesn't rlly like many ppl in the studio #and despite sammy's descent into insanity norman still appreciated him for who he was #they way norman talks abt sammy in his first audio log feels so personal too #probably kicked his feet and giggled abt him idk man #like okaayy what u kno abt him pooks... something u wanna tell me.. twirls my hair/..#IM SO ILL OH MY GODDDDDDDD #CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #i could go on a full 2 hour youtube rant abt how tragic they are #both together and as separate people #and dont even get me STARTED on the reason for norman's heart obsession while in the cycle and why he collects them #UGGHHHHHHHH KICKS THE WALL PUNCHES THE FLOOR I HATE THE FLOOR #been mentally ill about them since 2017 ❤ we up #at least until my pea sized 8 yr old child brain found out normmy was a thing #finding that shitty ms paint ship art changed my life..#theyre literally my og otp 5eva nothing will top them ever #smushing their faces together like barbies type shit #i do wish they had some kind of interaction actual gameplay wise in batim (or even batdr)#idc what kind i just need to see them in the same room together interacting in some way #batim #bendy and the ink machine #normmy #sammy lawrence #norman polk #norman x sammy #rosey rambles #I LOVE DOOMED YAOI

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jade-len · 1 year ago

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luo binghe better than me fr i think i would've gone fucking apeshit if the person i loved with my entire soul pretty much said "fuck you" because of my race and pushed me down into literal hell for me to suffer for years

i've said it before and i'll say it again, i really don't think we give binghe enough credit. that man was on concerning levels of forgiving all the way from the start

#this would all be without xin mo eating at my brain btw #were the things he did wrong? of course. can you blame him? absolutely not.#like lets not act like at least half of us wouldnt go insane #i would be devastated #just.. place urself in his shoes ok #like he was able to still change for the better despite all the shit he went through #able to realize his wrongdoings and make up for them #thats fucking amazing and we should not discredit him ok #my ass would probably do the same thing as him tbh. or have a whole mental breakdown. or both #also same goes for bingge i wouldve done the same shit too probably. id fuck shen jiu up #again #not excusing his actions but i feel like people seem to focus on that part of him way too much when we literally see his character growth #and yeah hes still just a little unhinged but arent we all #hell some people are WAY more fucked up than binghe and they didnt even go through #i love him so much can you tell #so anyways yes if he were real i would date him hes so relatable #because then id now that he would actually change for the better and make things up and learn from his mistakes #yeah haha yes hes a red flag whatever all jokes and fun but are we just gonna ignore his development???#im not a binghe apologist. maybe.#svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #luo bingmei

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faecaribou · 1 year ago

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i love taking those Percy Jackson "Which Greek God is your Parent" quizzes but I usually get Poseidon and I need to know if I'm a basic bitch so

obviously when the quiz is like "choose: do you like the SEA or the COLD EXPANSE OF DEATH" and its super obvious I pick other options or leave the quiz but when they are actually subtle with the choices, I get fucking Poseidon

also! i did not put Hera or Hestia or Artemis as an option on purpose. Other means im expecting to see like minor gods.

#clearly since the main character is le son of poseidon. im sure we have all at some point wanted him as the quiz result #so im expecting to learn that im a basic bitch #however i really do love swimming and the ocean and shit #and there was a huge earthquake when i was born #and my mom did that whole I Lived By The Sea When I Met Your Father And Then When You Were Born I Moved Away From The Sea shit.#just like sally 😭 and i had no memory of my bio father for YEARS #so reading percy jackson was like. insane to my brain. i did meet my bio dad this year tho. at the age of 20. and he is in fact a mortal #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #zeus #poseidon #hades #apollo #demeter #pjo hoo toa #poll #polls #tumblr polls

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plasterhound · 4 months ago

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Should've realized something was up when my favorite character was albedo frkm genshin impact

#scaramouche too but albedo specifically goddd i went INSANE over that man. im stillwinsane he makes me go crazy #iknow his model is ugly af but his desiign FUCKSSS god the black and white??? delicious. dark blue? small yellow decorations? the red??? th #fuckijng red. fucking red only on his hands. only on his hands!!!!! his palms!!!! the only red of his palette in his palms!! im gonnathrowu #anyways shouldve realized something was up cuz i only liked yhem because they were artificial they scratched a veryyyy specific itch in my #brain #i think albedo #this specific line from the raven cycle #“burdened by being born not made” or something #and ibbbbb ib fabricated world....#theyre like the plasterhounds holy trinity #like those 3 shit did something to me. i never recovered. fucked me up #man i didnt even realizee and all my main ocs (sol galatea replikas) are all made/artificial in some way #ohhhhh yo be made. not born. not even made of metal could be flesh too #ohhhh going insane #talk tag #this doesnt make sense but i dont careeee!!!#omfg i forgot to say this but albedos colors are all primary colorsss hes an artist....#babygirl nobody gets you like i do nobody gets YOUR MOM like i do specially her please rhinedottir why are u in gendhinnnnn no one gets her #like i do #i made a fandesign for durin btw if u wanna see him. unfortunately the genshin fans dont care that much about the creatures im afraid

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toytulini · 7 months ago

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me, stupidly and weirdly resistant to listening to audio books vs reading a physical book for no real reason: man i wish there was a way to like, read a book while i crochet like i do with tv shows and movies and podcasts

#toy txt post #my reasons are irrational you dont need to try to talk me into it. i KNOW #its very silly of me #imagine how much reading i could get done. but alas. Feels Bad #even listening to a more. uh. Story type podcast or fiction like nightvale was a bit difficult to start for me. i like nightvale now i #listened. but i worry that is clocking in my brain as an Exception 😔 maybe it would be easier if i tried some nonfiction books? scary #i also struggle with single host podcasts apparently even tho im also ehhhh on the kind where the structure is the host Interviewing a #different person everytime? maybe it would be okay with a nonfiction audiobook tho cos it would be getting read by a narrator and not sound #so much like a guy ranting into a mic which makes me feel a little insane. altho propaganda doesnt necessarily always sound like a guy #ranting into a mic so idk. i could probably make it through if i can find a nice book about like. parasitic worms. i could tolerate #feeling like im falling into sigma male affirmations videos for worms i think. wormffirmations are allowed #*to clarify i dont listen to those but listening to better offline makes me feel like im morphing into the kinda guy who does and i hate it #which feels unfair cos he is RIGHT and the podcast is good but i need there to be like a cohost there to break the tension of the Ranting #sometimes he has guests on? but its not quite the same #i think the format i like best is either like 2 or 3 regular cohosts discussing things within a specific topic #OR. 1 host whos like infodumping to the other host who knows nothing about the subject. OR. 2 hosts info dumping to each other about #different aspects of the subject. OR. 1 host who brings on fun guests to infodump to them about a subject. and then obviously the subject #needs to intrigue me. ex. sawbones well theres your problem (I HATE THAT THIS ONE IS BEST EXPERIENCED ON YOUTUBE😭 I WANT THEM TO JUST DUMP #ALL THE SLIDES INTO A BIG BLOG POST SOMEWHERE AND I CAN CHECK IN AND FOLLOW ALONG THAT WAY WITHOUT HAVING TO HAVE MY PHONE SCREEN ON THE #WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!! but. im listening for free so its unreasonable to demand more of them BUT ALSO I FEEL LIKE JUST COPYPASTING ALL OF THE #SLIDES INTO A BIG BLOG POST ISNT THAT MUCH MORE EFFORT THAN EDITING A WHOLE YOUTUBE VIDEO? WAAAAAH. THEY DONT NEED TO BE TIMESTAMPED OR #ANYTHING JUST THROW EM IN ILL FIGURE IT OUTTTTTT #anyway. also more than 3 hosts is really pushing my ability to keep track of voices.#anyway: sawbones wtyp tpwky behind the bastards scam goddess #(which is true crime adjacent but focuses mainly on scams and isnt copaganda and laci is funny and cool)#common descent pod completely arbortrary maintenance phase if books could kill #deep sea podcast has more bringing ppl in to interview them about shit than i personally enjoy but i put up with it cos i do like the hosts #and the subject

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asklesbianonceler · 3 months ago

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I have not posted any of my analysis to reddit yet and I think I might just post it and ghost it. I've already spent too much time looking at other people's threads on there to feel any way good about interacting with folks.

I already went in an added the "I know you're going to bring this up let me save you the time" section which is exclusively touching on the frequent topics of:

"well what about the fingerprint nostrum and finger mimics? He is clearly just a crackpot"

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"it's definitely some weird elaborate sacrifice to Metyr thing"

#if he's drinking hallucinogenic tea in his free time genuinely good for him. whatever man. i just do not think either of those items are-#at all relevant to the quest especially the nostrum because it is a placebo medicine and aint nothing fake about this shit #also i think theres a distinction between becoming fingers vs wanting to replace metyr? idk like as ive said i think he thinks he's-#better than the fingerweavers and rightfully so #like please come to a new conclusion other than “man this guy is on drugs”#also girl... metyr doesnt need sacrifices. like? where is that textually or in set design? metyr wants us to leave her the fuck alone #she's minding her own business EVERY TIME WE SPAWN INTO HER ZONE #like why are people so desperate for everything to have a dark undercurrent? not everything has to be some dark disney ass shit #“actually finding nemo is a hallucination & Marlin is insane & nemo is dead that movie is actually super fucked up & dory is a grim reaper”#like im sorry but this is how this extra shit all feels to me #like it is already fucked up and miserable?#is he 100% a good person? like thats genuinely person to person. theres personal gain from the quest #and hes definitely very good at getting what he wants #manipulate manifest mother #tail fingers on the vision board #devon yaps #and yap I did #like I don't want to be a bitch because yeah we should genuinely celebrate other peoples theories and hcs in these games #but i dont think “lol this guy is just on drugs” is one of those things #because i like spooky theories if theyre backed up.#but to say “its this weirdly horrible thing and youre all wrong” especially in his context is not great to me #Sorry. like may my own arrogance strike me down like the scholar i think i am 😤 farewell #because again its coming down to meeting this narrative without preconceived bias and most of the reddit stuff feels like-#“he is fucked up. won't say why. but i bet you know why i actually think this 🤫🤫🤫” like just you cant wrap your brain around guy mom #i do really want to reiterate this is about reddit shit. like i am so into people who love his character but interpret him more sinister💕😚#truly eating that shit up

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isa-ah · 7 months ago

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yall ever end up thinking back on periods of ur life and ur like. bro what

#so i dropped out of school at like 13/14 to be home fulltime to take care of my grandparents yeah yeah whtever #whats insane is remembering that when i was 15 my mom tried to arrange a marriage for me with some guy who was in his early 20s #he was the deacons EXTREMELY autistic son and we had spoken like. 3 times. it had been fine like he was pretty cool #but like. she talked me into tentatively agreeing with her. she went to talk to the deacon and everything about it #fucking hello? hello? taps the mic isaiah southern baptist child bride real?#that always pulls the same thread in my brain of how my grandparents died only a month or so apart #so the pastor had just finished doing my grandmas memorial service when we asked him to do the funeral service to bury them both together #and the first thing out of his fucking mouth was 'hah wow didnt expect to see all of you again so soon!'#and that pavilion was SILENT. besides like someone sniffling #awkward fuckhead piece of shit that guy sucked #yk he once threw away what he had written all his notes to preach on bc a gay couple had just moved to the area and wanted to try our churc #so he spent the whole time ranting about how gay people go to hell instead and they left in the middle of it crying #hell on earth.#my mom convinced him to start a school thru the church and i dont think ANY of their teachers went to college besides literally 1 #bc she had just retired from the local middle school and had the free time to participate #but then i guess it all just comes back around #my brother graduated from there and became a ta when he was 18 and started dating a 14/15yo so #genuinely so glad i got the fuck outta there #what a nightmare that town was. christ

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charmac · 2 years ago

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#high again #lol #went on a weird deep dive and some info about sunny drives me insane #but it’s so weird and like. does. anyone else think of this.#or am i just weird?#anyway my job i do a lot of #law.. and real estate #and **** ********* <- i just hate what that is #i avoid the latter seriously and i’m about to quit bc i hate it so much #anyway i do things like. llc formation and operating agreements and shit #it came to my attention that rob and ryan’s gay ass wrexham llc is rr mcreynolds #christ that’s another level of homoerotic but moving on #rob uses the same address as some other llcs #and like. guys. there’s an ‘entertainment’ llc he formed in 2005 that’s still active #sunny obviously #but what’s it called? it’s always sunny #no #lol nope. lol. the rob entertainment company that he formed in 2005 and is still active today is called #johnny tablewipe inc #i’m so serious lmfao that’s wow. that’s info in my brain rn.#that’s sunny at it’s core guys #always sunny in 2005 and to this day operates under johnny tablewipe inc #i hate them fuck i love them that’s so stupid #yk what started recently #that is kinda it’s own thing and would need its own entity?#yeah the podcast llc name is fantastic loll #does anyone care… or am i insane?#i’ve accepted my mania has reached an all time high anyway we ride

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tundrakatiebean · 6 months ago

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Man I am having crazy anxiety about tomorrow lol and not about the right things lmao

#Katie is rambling 2k24 #I could understand if I was nervous about having my much bigger streamer friend on my stream #but I’m not at all lmao #but I kind of decided if that friend who is ghosting me can’t bother to wish me a happy birthday #that I’m gonna send him one more letter and drop it #because whatever I’m doing is clearly not working for him #which is why he’s contacting other people and not me #so like it feels like some big ultimatum #even though it’s really just a boundary for my own well being #because it is setting off some really bad shit in my brain #and I can’t keep doing like I have been #also gonna have to do a lot of house stuff tomorrow because my brother sprained his ankle and can’t stand for long #and I don’t want to do that on my birthday but I don’t think I can avoid it #I dunno just . . . even though my life is pretty dang good rn there’s still a lot I wish was different #but I don’t have the control to change those things so it’s making me insane

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pebblezone · 2 years ago

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The Beach Boys Love You (1977) is such a questionable album I mean it’s barely even a Beach Boys album based on who contributes what but she’s so silly to me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#talkingcore #could YOUR fave make a song all about how manly Johnny Carson is? what about fucking planets #what do the planets mean!!! and have you ever seen sun shine in the morn??#its batshit insane it pioneered synthpop almost 40 years ahead of time #being seconds away from divorce struggling with substance abuse and being abused by your therapist can make some good songs #actually they just lead you not to make music for like 10 years but that’s besides the point Thank You Brian Wilson #Pet Sounds is the greatest album of all time? I’d like to see where in Pet Sounds there’s a song about honking down the gosh darn highway #i think it’s gonna be on loop this is not looking good for my future #like okay literally it’s a Brian Wilson solo album but they were like fuck it The Beach Boys need to put something out #so it became the bbs love you and not Brian loves you #which like yes the other members contribute vocals but literally All the lyrics and instruments are Brian #which by the way it’s all synths which is really insane and fun for the time #and also given the point in his life he was at he absolutely should NOT have been allowed to make lyrics #i mean hell during his accepted peak he had other people handling lyrics #so you want him making words while his brain is melting???? okay ig #that’s how you get roller skating child……. but it slaps though!!!!!!#omg I’ve not explained hey little tomboy on here oh my god #it’s not on love you I don’t like the album it’s from but ohhhh my god what a song………#OH FORGOT TO ADD you have a duet between Brian and his wife about like love shit and it’s actually really pretty #but like they’re on the brink of divorce when it was recorded so it’s amusing in that sense

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medicinemane · 4 months ago

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The problem with a lot of body horror for me is it's just gross without being compelling

Like yeah you had that person tear their leg open and pull muscle away from bone in a way that's very uncomfortable... but I don't care. Or a lot of Hostel style horror for me it's just kinda... yeah... grossing me out isn't some kinda win

Cause it's not that I don't like body horror, I love Dead Space for instance which... kinda the core pillar of that is body horror if we're honest

Could be a matter of that that kind of body horror is more fantastic making it easier to digest, I will advance that as a theory, but personally I kinda think that it's more that they do something actually interesting with it

Like if I wanted to I could probably see a really fucked up leg wound (and worse) in looking online about this shitty world

Can't really find dead bodies contorted into killing machines though

So I kinda feel like it's my problem with a lot of horror, of that it's horrible in a mundane way where as I'm looking for some unfathomable secret out of horror

So there's a difference between some stabbing a person in the eye cause they're just a shitty person, and doing it to try and create a replica of an alien artifact that gives unlimited energy but also drives people crazy and then turns their bodies into horrible monstrosities

One is just way more interesting to me

#also most of that shit looked stupid and goofy and like bad cgi #like yeah you managed to make some brutal looking stuff; congratz; I don't care about that #but the actual monster stuff you did just looked silly #bleh... glad I skipped my way through out of 10 kinda horror movie (ie almost every horror movie)#the only problem with Dead Space is that I can't play it cause ammo management stresses me the fuck out #you'd think it's because it's too scary #but no; it's cause it brings out my perfectionist where I need to make every shot hit perfectly #I don't do well with scarcity; too much in my own life #which means I don't do well with horror because by necessity things are scarce cause otherwise that's just a power fantasy #but also! it's hard for me to watch stuff like that cause I get bored real easily of watching people meander #also I don't want them talking #basically what I need to find is somebody that... let's be honest; that's a cinematic artist #knows how to collect everything with good pacing; knows how to win without making it too easy #this is my curse with Dead Space; in many ways it's one of my favorite bits of horror in the world #and yet I can hardly interact with it cause of how my brain is #maybe the real Dead Space was the dysfunctions we had along t he way #but nah... too much horror is screamy backrooms; not enough is MyHouse.wad (or whatever the Doom extension is)#which... is another thing I'll never play; but I got lucky and found a video that really nailed what I needed it to #which is funny cause I don't really enjoy anything else on the guy's channel; mostly cause he covers analog horror which...#I so want to like analog horror; but I never do; it always feels so bland #all of it has sparks of brilliance but then goes way too silly with it #horror is one of my favorite genre's; which is I guess why I hate all of it so much and I'm so so so so so so so picky #legit part of my problem is there's a very real extent to which I feel like 'if it doesn't drive me literally insane; what's the point?'#like; 'if I don't have a literal break with reality and become infested by madness from another world; is it even horror?'#which I gotta be honest; if it actually happened I wouldn't enjoy that much #I want some unknowable truth... horror makes me hungry for something I can't put my finger on #like a memory long since passed #but there's stuff I do end up liking and end up thinking is effective #mm tag so i can find things later

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tirednerddude · 6 months ago

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that one [1] scene between renee and kelley, literally the tiniest display of tenderness, and jane immediately: “Does Leo know? That his wife is doing his sister.”

#Of course leo knows girl he's like have eyes and brain #but oh god do I wanna know and so so badly #is renee even bi i mean i guess so but u were best friends ur whole life #Although even when they were living together they were always kind of separated—if that makes any sense CAUSE OF U KELLEY???#cause u actually was her wife all along but it was nineties or some shit and leo went along with it????#they still married! im going insane all and every character in this book is chef's kiss #literally “this is my wife and that's her wife” jesus #renee u have a hot ex who u can be divorced with even while u married who u probably never even fuck and if u did after that #after that u go and wifed up his sister and he's okay with this cause he likes being almost-divorsed with u And he's an ally #dear daughter by elizabeth little #dear daughter #jane jenkins #renee fuller #kelley la plante #leo la plante

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prlssprfctn · 6 days ago

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Jason, being a semi-canonic common hallucination in the family after his death, could lead to the stupidest AU ever.

Imagine everyone seeing him — Bruce, half of the time, Dick non-stop, Tim more often than not, and eventually even Alfred starts seeing little boy's silhouette in the corner of his eye, but he never admits it, because someone needs to stay sane in this family.

It is a lot like real-life cases when cult families start to see collective hallucination, and it somehow syncronises in their minds, so they hear and see the same things, you know?

So, yeah, everyone sees Jaybin around.

Everyone but Damian. Damian is a normal one. He also knows his Akhi is alive and well, so whatever. And it takes him some time to figure out that his family is bat-shit insane, but when he does, he decides to use it on his advantage.

Damian, calling Jason: Akhi, you should visit me. It is getting awfully boring here.

Jason, frowning: You know I can't. They think I am dead, and I can't risk my plan, especially now, when Red Hood is gaining-

Damian: We will pretend you are a hallucination.

Jason: ...What?

Damian: So, there is a plan...

So, a few days after this call, Jason arrives at the Wayne Manor. He still thinks his brother's plan sucks, but gaslighting is one of his many talents, so surely, they will figure something out. He can lie his way through this meeting.

Expect, he doesn't even need to lie. His family is actually insane.

Bruce, bumping in Jason:

Jason, staring back: Uh-

Bruce: Wow. You look so grown-up. And we look so alike. Nice one, brain.

Jason: ?..

Tim, leaving his room: Hi, B, hi- Oh, damn. Hi, Jaybin. Nice leather jacket.

Bruce: Right? I guess his ghost just grows up with us now.

Jason: ????

Alfred, nodding along, out of nowhere: Master Dick will hate it. He looks taller now.

All of them: (peacefully leave the room)

Jason: What. The. Fuck.

Jason waits for the moment of clarity to happen as he chats with Damian in the kitchen, but... nothing changes. They really, really think he is a hallucination. So... he starts hanging out around more. Both because Damian is getting angsty, and because it is kinda... amusing.

Tim, stuck on the same case for a few nights, non-stop: Oh, it is really just me and you in this, Jason.

Jason, playing Mario Cart on the table by his side: Maybe take a nap, dude.

Tim: No, I need to figure out this case with-

Jason, rolling his eyes: Red Hood had already dealt with it. Go to sleep.

Tim: ...You are such a good self-care kind of hallucination.

Jason: ...

Damian: Your bets, when will they realise that you are a real person?

Jason: At this point, I am not sure that they will, even if I start screaming that I am real.

Damian: Fair. I bet a year would do.

Jason: ...A year and a half.

Dick visits the Manor. He cooes at Jason, muttering something about "of course, he would have grown up in a punk," and Jason almost breaks his role to hit him on the head.

Jason, arms folded on his chest: You know, you need serious help, dad.

Bruce, blinking at him slowly: Probably. You know what else I need?

Jason: Sleep? Retirement? To stop adopting strays? The list is endless, man.

Bruce: ...Coffee. I need more coffee.

Jason, groaning: What the fuck!!!

Alfred figures out that Jason is real, eventually. Solely because he catches him sneaking a few extra cookies, and hallucinations are not supposed to eat. He plays along with him and Damian until the very end, anyway.

(Damian ends up winning the bet because Jason loses it once and pushes Bruce down the stairs, when he starts reciting some precautionary tale about him. Everyone is flabbergasted.)

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