#he is a scorpio I am a scorpio LOU???

[sauriurius]

„I am a scorpio, he is a scorpio.“

„I dated a vegetarian once which was challenging.“

„I am not the most approachable human being.“

„If you want a salad with kidney beans, you go get some kidney beans.“

PLEASE never let this man stop talking, I have been cackling at this mans yapping for the last 24 hours

[fateinthestars]

If you could become one of the zodiac gods, which one will you be? Why?

Hmm... well I think I'm gonna rule out all of the Department Ministers straight away because that feels like way too much responsibility and absolutely stressful: Not only one wrong move could send the Earth and the Heavens into chaos but also you've gotta keep control of all the other morons in that particular department.

Also to be fair I think aside from Karno I would have ruled them out anyway: I don't want Leon's power and I think I'd find Scorpio's specific special divine power rather awkward. Zyglavis... well controlling shadows is interesting but yeesh his position is terrifying.

I'm going to rule out Huedhaut at this point too, even though that is my own star sign. All his knowledge and books would probably be nice but getting glimpses of the near future seems pretty stressful in itself.

It's tempting to go for Teorus and try to push away his more negative attributes but having time control sounds dangerous.

Aigonorus is probably the easy cop-out answer to this question because laid back, able to sleep anywhere, but does actually help when it's really needed. However - I wouldn't really want to be constantly tired like that. You seem to be losing a lot of the advantages of becoming a god by becoming Aigo.

Hmm... it seems the only one from the Wishes side I haven't ruled out entirely - and it does feel like I'd be somewhat less conflicted with granting wishes over dealing out punishments - is Tauxolouve. I can see that actually.

If we were insisting on Punishments then I'm now gonna immediately rule out another two of those: Krioff and Partheno. The thought of such destructive power potentially going out of control is nearly as bad as how I'd feel being Leon. As to Partheno... where in his timeline are we talking? 😉

That leaves Ichthys and Dui...

It'd take a while to change people's opinions of Ichthys wouldn't it? And I think I would want to use his healing power regardless of the consequences. I don't think I'd last long as Ichthys unless that issue has been resolved.

Dui... hmm... kind, gentle, helpful to a fault... when he's in his more usual mind. If the personalities issue has already been resolved and they're fine with each other, the usually calm and collected but press far to far and he'll switch and let you damn well know... I think I could argue that I already am Dui. I also feel like you could utilise his divine power of speaking in people's heads to try and warn them off performing something that would constitute being on the punishments list before they actually do it. (That's another thing with punishments actually - if the others expect you to continue in the same manner as before, I think I could only handle how Ichthys and Dui deal out punishments, not so much the others).

So overall it's either Tauxolouve or Dui. I think if you insist on picking one, it is gonna be Lou though - Wishes rather than Punishments, gentlemanly even though lost in his own head rather, and whilst arrows of light probably mean his divine power is used more when there is a major emergency on, it'd probably be kind of reassuring to have that kind of protection and be able to help the others.

(Hopefully this mess somehow made some sense 😅 )

[acefaun]

That's an interesting answer. I am sure you can tell i am Louie's lady. And i love him for all the reasons that you mentioned here and many more. ❤ Have a good day love. 😊

It was a very hard question. 💀 I'm not good at picking gods in terms of favorites or anything like that. That's why I wish there was a polyamorous option! Yes! I want to date all of them all at the same time!

I mean, it's not like it's a secret they're all in their own web of relationships too!!

Leo and Karno are dating and they're both dating Huedhaut. They were his sole support system after he lost Clotho, okay?

And then Scorpio and Zyglavis are dating but Scorpio's dating Dui and Dui's dating Ichthys and Ichthys is dating Teo and Teo's ALSO dating Leo and Leo's dating Aigo too and Aigo's dating Lou(aka his alarm clock) and Lou is dating Partheno(this one's more low-key) and Partheno's dating Zyglavis and Zyglavis is dating Karno! And I can't tie Karno back to Krioff but Krioff is dating Scorpio and Dui!

I can tell you why how and when all of this happened, but I already started writing fanfics about their interrelationships, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And I'm absolutely open to further suggestion, because I live for all forms of godly interactions.

LIKE THE ONE FIC I READ FROM @fang-and-feather WHERE LEON AND ZYGLAVIS WERE IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP AND MC WAS THEIR MIDDLE-GROUND FOR INTERACTING IN PUBLIC. And let me tell you, I've never shipped Zyglavis and Leon so hard without having Karno in the middle. It was beautiful.

Anyway, yeah, I made a poly tree that I've neglected to share with the rest of the world.

My current tree as it stands!!!

I got sidetracked from the original conversation.... But to put it simply, if they can casually date each other in a big poly-tree then THEY CAN ALL DATE ME TOO!!

[lovely13me]

[Name: Lou]

[Age: 19]

[Gender: Androgynous]

[Pronouns: He/She/They]

[Favorite Symbol: ♤]

[Current Fandoms: Resident Evil, Devil May Cry, Silent Hill, One Piece, Vocaloid, Stardew Valley, Elden Ring, Bloodborne, Baldurs Gate, OG Call Of Duty, Skyrim, Fallout]

[ADHD♡Autistic(?)♡Chicano♡Scorpio♡]

Hey, I'm Lou;

I make whatever I want whenever I want, mostly focusing on the bot programming to make them stay in character and not be annoying.

I use a lot of fanart because fanart is awesome. I put credit in the bot descriptions on the site.

I spend a lot of time on J.AI and use up most of my writing juices for oc lore honestly.

I do CSS bullshit on my slow phone and am currently matching with one of my only real friends. Her account is linked on my profile, I would kill for her tbh.

This isn't a serious thing, if anything it's kind of pathetic but it keeps me sane so I will continue.

I have stupid social media trauma so I don't like to interact much with strangers and don't want to be seen or acknowledged but also I do because I'm only human (unfortunately).

Yeah that's it I guess.

J.ai Profile-> @Lovely_Me

[piasgermany]

[Album + Video] John Grant kündigt neues Album "The Art Of The Lie" an!

John Grant kündigt mit der funkigen neuen Single "It's A Bitch" sein neues Album "The Art Of The Lie" an, das am 14. Juni über Bella Union erscheinen wird! Neben dem Song, der zusammen mit einem Video erscheint, gibt es auch einige neue Tourdaten für den Herbst, darunter auch zwei Shows in Deutschland.

Obwohl es sich um eine John Grant-Platte handelt, die typischerweise Humor in Tragik einbettet und Wut in Mitgefühl umwandelt, hat "The Art Of The Lie" eine neue musikalische Ambition, die die politischen und persönlichen Momente in den Songs untermalt. Der harte Kontrast von Schönheit und Grausamkeit macht das sechste Studioalbum des US-amerikanischen Songwriters so zu einem besonderen Hörerlebnis. Die elf Tracks verbinden Kindheitstraumata mit den verhärteten Nachwirkungen im Erwachsenenalter ("Father" ("one of the best I’ve ever written"), "Mother and Son" und "Daddy") und verknüpfen beides mit der angespannten politischen Situation der Vereinigten Staaten im Jahr 2024. “This album is in part about the lies people espouse and the brokenness it breeds and how we are warped and deformed by these lies.”

Anfang 2022 hatte John den Produzenten und Komponisten Ivor Guest bei einer Grace Jones-Show kennengelernt. Die beiden kamen ins Gespräch über zwei Platten, an denen Guest gearbeitet hatte: "Hurricane" für Jones und "Prohibition" für Brigitte Fontaine. “Grace and Brigitte are two very big artists for me”, erzählt Grant. “I said, I really think you should do this next record with me. He said, I think you’re right.”

Guests Produktionen mit Gastauftritten von Dave Okumu (Gitarre), Robin Mullarkey (Bass), Seb Rochford (Schlagzeug) und der schottischen Sängerin Rachel Sermanni sorgen für die nötige Dramatik auf Grants bisher opulentesten und filmischsten Album, die sich neben der beunruhigenden politischen Aufladung, wie in der ersten geteilten Single "It's A Bitch" auch manchmal in elegantem Funk entlädt.

“It was a blast making this track which is just about having fun with words, synths and dope rhythms and bass lines and also making fun of post-COVID malaise”, so Grant über "It's A Bitch". “Plus, people get to ponder what a “hesher” is. I loved going to the arcade in the 80s and watching smokin’-hot heshers hold court while playing Tempest, Stargate, Defender, Robotron and Asteroids and while also blasting Iron Maiden and Rush on their Walkmans.”

Tracklist "The Art Of The Lie": 01. All That School For Nothing 02. Marbles 03. Father 04. Mother And Son 05. Twistin Scriptures 06. Meek AF 07. It’s A Bitch 08. Daddy 09. The Child Catcher 10. Laura Lou 11. Zeitgeist

Live: 06.11.24 Köln - Kulturkirche 07.11.24 Berlin - Columbia Theater Booking in D: FKP Scorpio

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[thevampirearchive]

Commentary on Interview With The Vampire - Episode 1 (Spoilers)

Shorter thoughts vers

Barely fully in and it already looks beautiful. Was the budget in the billions because this shit is so crisp, fuck!

Hannah Baker was out-fucking performed. TAPES RO HARRASS A DYING MAN WHO DIDNT USE YOUR VAMPIRE SECRET? Lestat would be so proud!

I am so happy this is the direction they chose — brining us to modern time, the only time I wanna hear about the pandemic in entertainment media. And all while humanity does, Louis is stuck in his high tower with some high tech ass Dubai apartment? Purr.

Nvm, Mans seem sick of it lmao. Stuck there in his own personal house-coffin (I’d still prefer a coffin, and I feel like Lestat would have never chosen a place penthouse. He’s too French for modern builds. “Louis? NO QUALITY WOODEN COFFIN?” He’d say, in a French accent, in disgust.

I am a whore for period piece and they’re taking us to 1910 AND New Orleans? Spoiled. We’ve been spoiled.

Gosh the vulgar language, I am shaking from excitement! Pls!

I know a lot of black folks hate it when they have the white say the n-word, but that ‘unhand me nigger’ comment killed me, that white man forgot where he was for a second

I too agree, anal without consent is against god (I screamed, the whores are funny)

Not Paul tryna play captain save a Ho, man’s brough a Bible Too — I love him.

THE BRAWL! And this whole time Lestat is watching like it’s forplay for later.

HE PULLED A SWORD ON HIS OWN BROTHER? That’s cold Lou, but I respect it, gotta do what you gotta do.

Lestat watching, BRICKED UP, and I cannot believe nobody’s falling in love like this ANYMORE. WE USED RO BE A SOCIETY! (How I imagine Lestat internally, as he watch his man pull a whole sword out of his Pimp 3000 Cain)

Pls not the disgusted faces on the white men watching Louis walk in!!! Fighting for their lives to not say sum — TRY IT :^b

The lines should have been “damn so they just letting anybody in” so I could have really lost it. His racism wasn’t racist enough — I predicted they’d make him a proper French (racist) but they didn’t drive it all the way, and I get why. Can’t have the protagonist calling the other protagonist a nigger after all (well I haven’t seen Ep. 2 so perhaps) but it would be accurate. I just don’t believe white ppl weren’t racist, even the DOCTOR was sliming it around and that’s the homie, y’a know?

Awww Lestat is like a tarot girlie after watching one Tiktok reading and suddenly she sees 11.11 everywhere. “Ah Louis?! I was heading to St. Louis? Hahah so you’re my saint haha”, Lestat pls you look desperate pls breath baby breath (same tho)

His French is so good!  Ça m’a pris par surprise! Qu’est-ce qu’il est français ou il est juste un bon acteur? I could Google it, but how else will I flex that I too, speak French. Lestat is actually my cousins neighbor, oui oui baguette.

LMAOOOO “that explains the attire” SHOTS FIRED. Man’s came for his whole fit, and Lestat laughed it off cuz he’s in love, wow.

Lestat is such a scorpio sun libra Mercury scorpio mars because who tells a story, LEANS FOR A SLUTTY KISS and continues with the same elegance? He’s such a slut, I love it!

The way he just had foreplay and the whole time Louis fighting for his life to not bust. Cuz what? Watching a man touch a woman that way with their gaze fixed on you only? He’s playing with you Lou! RUN (not to fast tho, make it clap as you go tihi)

Am I wrong for thinking Louis was not just mad that Lestat froze him but that he knows without much effort? He knows Louis a raging homosexual and it’s been what? Minutes? Pls!

“I’ve emptied a bank volt to sample” LESTAT! He’s a whore but I’m still shocked, I knew this BUT IM STILL SHCOKED!

He really saw Louis in the act for seconds and decided to not just stay but get a home, furnish it, get a wardrobe, ignore that it’s basically a red light district (sure there’s buisness but he comes off too french to ever accept to live near the sound of cheeks being clapped) JUST cuz Louis is there. When will it be me god?

“You are his destiny Louis”— istfg if I do not experience this soon I will combust. PlS!

The bidding war was so hot and then he placed his ring and I felt it in every fiber of my being. Can’t beleive Lilly didn’t say ‘just get y’a cocks out and let’s do it the proper way’ the way they were slinging

Louis’ idk if I wanna be him, beat him or fuck him moment was real, man’s was fighting gay thoughts with all his might (and looses, later)

His mind filled with just Lestat huh? So the gay thought’s won? I wonder if he tells Lestat that? If he does I think lestat’s head will grow too big for his hats.

Thé poker game was smooth and I love how Louis just went meh, and didn’t question the time freezing, the voice in his mind or the enormous compliment — you are worth more, king. Big ups.

Pls Not them having put and Louis bring smt to read, he’s such a weirdo bro we know you know he’s basically taking you out on dates and you love it! PUT THE BOOK DOWN AND FLIRT BACK *holds up a gun*

THE CINEMA! Such cultured lads! I love them. Out here watching while Lestat watching his snack, I MEAN HIS MAN, I MEAN HIS BUISNESS PARTNER

‘He’s not white he’s French’ — this is what all white Man’a whore tell themsleves. Didn’t I fucking predict they’d say that? Lmaoo I did!

NOT HIM CALLING HIS MOM MAMMA DU LAC! He’s tryna fit in and Paul fighting back from saying sum (not too hard tho cuz now he’s going in lmao GET HIM LIL BRO)

“What’s the nature of your relationship with my brother” All my mind can think off is ‘everybody knows… everybody knows that he fucks you’. Cuz why would he ask that? Clearly that’s your future brother in law AND PAUL KNEW! The voices told him he was amongst the gays tihi

Okay Lestat pls don’t trauma dump on Paul lmao, answer the question or politely ignore it cuz I feel like Paul has some ‘you’ve got the wrong time but the right bitch’-him and just swing cuz what? But I think he’s being pulled in so he couldn’t even move if he wanted to.

NOT LOUIS SETTING IT STREIGHT! Idk why I thought he’d be a pushover after all the dreamy stairs Lestat has given him:)

This is all I can imagine Lestat thinking as he dinned with black ppl probably for the first time ever — rich and educated at that.

Please! A Lilly for his front pocket and a Lilly for Louis to do nothing with but entertain him, tihi

Not her revealing he’s gay, girl, bffr. “It’s okay” this strange white man now knows too fucking much babes but whatever

THE ALMOST TOUCH! I had to close the screen sorry I am used to fluff only (no I am not, but that yanked me)

now he’s in his head, fucking his mind and eyes and watching him get hard for him cuz Lilly ain’t doing shit but be a buffer. A pretty buffer getting a taste of Lestats man FOR NOW! Good *gets closer to screen* IS THAT FINGER SUCKING? Even pulling away in disgust was not convincing babes, !BE WHO YOU ARE!

THE FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE! MY GOSH AND THE RELEASE! It’s like he was pretending before going full ‘yeah now after we’ve kissed and touched titties, you know I’m into it so let me chill’ and he went lax, and now they floating, fucking and sucking. Gosh, this better win an award.

No because I fully beleive being drank from by a vampire is the closest thing humans will ever get to experience true euphoria and that’s why I will not simply be turned immediately. MAKE ME YOUR BLOODBAG FOR AT LEAST SEVEN DAYS AND SEVEN NIGHTS PLS I need to feel the THRILL

That was the most romantic, tender yet agressive love making bloodsucking scene I’ve ever witnessed. I’m bricked up, down there and up here (holds heart)

The wedding! This about to be good cuz y’all know black ppl know how to celebrate!

ARGH THE MONEY TO HER DRESS! The diaspora is ALIVE!

Thé dancing! Arghhhh this show is so freaking black, I love it! Anne is probably rolling in her grave, arguing with Satan to be resurrected so she can sue. Love it here

THE THROWN MONEY! YAAAAAAAS! Y’all don’t understand! This how we really be!!!! Black folks RISE! This one’s for us!

Now they climbing a whole roof just to … see the sunset? Babes… bffr.

Awww “I love you-“ why did that sound like a Goodby! Where is HEGOING NO-

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Noooooooo! I’m fenna cry, PLEASE NOT PAUL! (I knew he dies but I also forgot but I also was just enjoying myself and they caught me slipping. Now I’m pausing to take deep breaths…)

And that was his last sunrise? Yeah, cuz the fucking cameras.

Pls not death is boring… Speak for yourself, some of us have yet to try >:( ( but I’ll probably agree. It’s so inevitable like boo, give us smt fresh, smt unexpected!)

Not his mama tryna blame him… pushed? Babes be fucking Fr rn. Fuck sakes. And his sister not defending or nun. She probably wanted him gone and now she got it.

I just feel bad cuz suicide is a sin and still he did it :/ sad.

MANS PULLED UP TO THE FUNERAL! Lestat you are sick (I love it). PLEASE NOT HIM ACTUALLY NOT GAF! Didn’t even wear black, even tho I know that wardrobe fully stocked!

“Not here” Louis says and Lestat is on sims ‘I texted, I called, I send a pigeon and nothing, ignoring me huh?

THE GASP THAT LEFT ME! NO LESTAT YOU CANT SAY THAT AT THE WALK TO THE FUNERAL! All in attempt to ‘pick me, choose me, love me’ into Louis’ heart, now Louis ready to fist fight you in the same streets you fell for him tsk me tsk tsk. Maybe y’all should step to the side and kiss. Cuz clearly Lestat was NOT leaving …

This is the lvl of toxic and possessiveness I thought I’d see in twilight… y’all fooled me. Cuz Bella would have loved this ngl and I’d have loved it more but Edward is a runner and a track star. Lestat tho? He’d probably kill the whole town for Louis to notice him.

This man went to the burial, didn’t even wait for his obsessive fangirl behavior, AND he killed Lilly leaving nobody for Louis to turn to. Now man’s fighting for his life and all I’m wondering is why no other vampire in history has ever been this obsessive so I’d know this is how fucked up I am (derogatory) wow. Went to every fucking limits just so Louis wouldn’t know peace.

NOT THE CONFESSIONAL WITH THE PRIEST! Louis you don’t even beleive! It’s giving “Ariana! What are you doing here!”

Did Lestat not think of the priest? Tsktsk didn’t even eliminate all sources of outlet! Should have burnt the church, house, brothers and had every townsman flee just to get a text back. For legal reasons I am joking…

Nvm, he barely got into the juicy bits before man’s was dragged out and is now being devoured. (Kinda hot. Didn’t even let Louis finish)

At this point, whenever Louis doesn’t breath is Lestat direction it’s PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME. He’s so obsessive *plays obsessed by Mariah Carey*

All I see is Lestat being so angry and hurt that Louis went to confess to a god he does not beleive in before he came to Lestat. Like damn. You’d rather come here then come to me ? “Do I mean that little to you-“ type of hurt. :( Aww babes, he’s just afraid cuz once he comes to you, it’s over. That’s the beginning of a life he doesn’t beleive he can have and he’s want all of you … can’t be gay and black in these parts (time + place) I fear

Please not the stabbing! 😭 babes pls you know this man isn’t a regular man, he drank from you and you decided to never speak to him again for a reason.

Pls not the slowmo! It looks so fucking cool! Even when he eats ppl it’s so agressive and looks so painfull! Love messy eater vampires.

“I’m not the devil- but I can give you death-“ Pls why has nobody offered me this ?? It’s not fair! “I love you Louis, you are loved.” Nawl I’m fenna cry. (And I am crying)

Envious that this is not my character arch, I am stuck consuming it rather then being CONSUMED! He wanted to create an infinity Between them. Remove death AND life from the equation!

That was the most beautiful asking ever. The way their just :’) This is such a tender, romantic, loving moment. That moment was … beautiful. I have no words! I too forgot the barbaric scene (lmao as did Louis ofc)

AND THEN CAME THE NOD! THE KISS AND THE BITE! The way he kissed him, alone, I could tell he released all fears and pain he had in this life. Fear of loving a man, of being who he was, pain of being at fault for things — for his role as a pimp, him as a son, a brother to his brother, a provider for his family. The one who promised his father strength without truly ever wanting it but doing it because he was good at it. He was hurting so much and Lestat just liberated him (too bad Louis doenst realize this too is a prison, but with a nice view, unhinged love of your life and a future daughter, have fun)

That was perfect. The description of the transformation — THE HAARTBEATS! Gosh I wanna be able to have senses heightened this much! ImGAINE!

I am SCREAMING it was so quick! I’m a whore for varsity in transformations! Some vampires die and require burials. Some are dead for much longer! EVERYYING! EVERYTHING

This was dead ass the best vampire tv show I’ve ever seen. They gave me black ass moments and I am living! TENDERNESS, POSSESSION! OBSESSION, trauma, laughter, depth! Script was INCREIDBLE! These are really good writers! What a team! And the actors? Give those two their fucking awards RIGHT NOW!

I cannot believe we’re witnessing the best vampire show unfold right before us.

[all-ringils-blazing]

Tagged by @a-pirate-my-hearties

Thank you so much my friend ❤️ I'm on the boat right now, sailing back to Athens as my vacation is over *boohoo* and this is gonna keep me a little bit occupied from remembering I get nausea easily ooof 😫

Nickname: Loutsos (it's my "official" lol), Lulu, Lou, Liz, Babe (between me and my best friend)

Zodiac: Scorpio 🦂

Height: 1.73 m

Last movie I saw: Uuuugh it was Zohan. I just caught it on tv and got me stuck at first and I kept on watching as an idiot. Maybe one of the most disgusting things my eyes had to witness.

Last thing I Googled: I was looking for a better hair iron-straightener to buy.

Favorite musician: They are countless but I'll go with my classic Judas Priest.

Song stuck in my head: Dreamer Deceiver by Judas Priest ☝️

Other Blogs: I die as a hero with just this one shitty blog

Blogs following: 1136

Amount of sleep: 4-5 hours which is bad cause I work in the morning 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lucky number: I dont believe that universe has gifted me with one.

What am I wearing: Grey tshirt with some random dragons on it and a pair of light blue jeans, white sneakers, a black covid mask, my glasses.

Dream Job: Around renewable energy technologies. Im starting Master degree classes this month around this major and Im super excited.

Dream Trip: Ireland (again), Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, Switzerland, I also wanna travel and see much more of my country.

Languages: Greek, English, German

Favorite Food: Pasta with tomato sauce, fish, spinach pie.

Play an instrument: I used to play classic guitar. I wanna start again soon (you have no time idiot)

Favorite Song: I don't have only one (Jesus) but currently Im obsessed with Nuestra Ultima Cita by Ibrahim Ferrer. He and Buena Vista Social Club make me wanna learn Spanish as well lel.

Random Fact: ........eh.... That I get nausea on boat trips.

Describe yourself as aesthetic thing: Dunno if it's my aesthetic or where I would love to be right now but I see it as a night in a pub, it rains, there is a live band playing blues music, it's late and the pub is almost empty.

My tags: @the-white-witcher @underworld-priest @emperor-draygon @kittyinhighheels @michi-tala @unsettling-wolfish-grin @mochibat @everyguitarstringscar @zyana-wyvern @diamond-star @followersarepeopletoo @jollybone @vermonna @silent-calling @the-music-dork @marias-wonderland @hunnie880

[cxinxns]

* jaime lorente, cismale + he/him | you know cainan granch fletcher, right? they’re twenty-six, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, two years? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to take what you want by post malone like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole unopened letters cluttering a dresser drawer, the rise of cigarette smoke just before it falls away with the wind, and an old familial ring weighing heaviest on stealthy hands thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is november 19th, so they’re a scorpio, which is unsurprising, all things considered.

TRIGGER WARNING: death mention, jail mention

hello hello! the last two days got away from me but finally here is cainan’s intro. apologies if it is sporadic. i’m reworking an old character. if you have any questions please ask! also hi i am dew :)

cainan wasn’t born out of love, rather out of lust. timothy granch and marta clemente were never supposed to be anything more than simple fun. but nevertheless cainan entered the picture and so they tried to make the most of it. they tried to make a family... if you could call it that.

mom was really the sole caretaker. cainan’s dad was always off with his latest ‘get rich’ scheme. it wasn’t always illicit activities, just mostly. that and a gamble or three. cainan figured out soon enough that he didn’t really have a dad, not really. 

DEATH TW - cainan was in eighth grade when his mother passed away. hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. sudden. unexpected. and wildly unfair. he’d been lucky enough not to have been the one to find her. not that that had made it hurt any less. cainan imagines it all would have hurt the same due to one solitary fact: he never got to say goodbye.

and like the top-notch parent that he was, timothy granch strayed further away after marta passed. didn’t always have to be the physical distance, sometimes it was like he was just clocking in as dad. picking up his hours as a fatherly figure before he could dash off again to the life he wanted. 

at the time, living in chicago, they’d been fortunate enough to have a caring neighbor in the apartment next door. lou fletcher. a wrinkled old man with the thickest accent for miles. he acted as a pseudo-father for him. he was the one that bought him his first legal drink when he turned twenty-one, gave him a tongue-lashing the night cainan got caught sneaking into wrigley field, and the reason he picked up a love for poker. it’s why he stopped going by granch and started saying his last name was fletcher. 

JAIL TW - it wasn’t until his dad got incarcerated that he seemed to give a shit. phone calls? ignored. letters? left unopened and shoved into his dresser drawer. the one thing he held onto was that damn ring. “it was my father’s,” tim had said, beaming with pride at the gift. cainan never knew if the story was real or fake, if the ring had really just been snagged off some poor unfortunate in the subway or if his dad was telling the truth. though, even if it was a lie it was the only one cainan refused to let go off. the last bit of granch he held onto.

and despite his feelings about his father, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree. cainan blamed circumstance. i mean, rent had to be paid and, well, wage at the local pizza shop wasn’t fucking cutting it. he started by stealing in stores, mostly what he needed and then what he wanted. soon he got pretty good at picking pockets. then he just sunk further in.

as a kid he had moved around a lot. mostly cities. chicago was the longest stint. but moving to irving was a big shift. lou had family from the area, suggested it. it was meant to be a new start. clean slate. the whole idea of being on the straight and narrow... but patterns were hard to change and tourists were just too easy a target.

aside from his more risky behaviors, cainan gets an actual paycheck bartending. it’s a good way to meet people/clients/targets, not to mention a generally good time. sometimes a few free drinks his way go unnoticed, only just once a bottle. lied about that one too well to his manager.

very into tattoos. they’re a way for him to be vulnerable without having to be outright with it. the ink does a better job at saying his feeling than his words do.

he’s an accidental cat father. she just kept showing up on his fire escape. night one, he figured she was just curious but by the third he said fuck it and let her inside. she’s never left since. three guesses on why he named her socks.

wears rings a lot, not just his family one.

definitely has a cocky air about himself, but mostly because he’s had to stand on his own two feet for so long so he has a sense of pride with that, and knowing what he’s capable of. so in turn he doesn’t take a liking to people making incorrect assumptions. assume away, just be accurate about it.

there is 100% more but i’ve been writing this for like 2 hours now so i’m going to leave it here. like i said above, please ask away for more!

CONNECTIONS WISE →  very open. come at me. love him, love me.

maybe i’ll come up with some more official ones tomorrow but for now brain = fried.

[itsakpopalypse]

Baron/ Choi Chunghyeop Astrology Ask: How He Loves

“Girl you are killing me with those vav astrology posts!! They're sound so accurate! Please do one for Lou and one for Baron? If you're not too busy and I'm not asking too much? Thank you ❤️ “ -   @themoopoint

A/N   Hi! thank you for waiting, and I am glad you liked Lou’s. Here is Baron for your enjoyment !! 💕💕😊😊😊😊

this pout omg

Okay!!!

so we see right from the start he has a pretty even split between 3 elements, but only one air sign

that kind of means he is less likely to be wishy washy or too in his own world

will likely be pretty grounded, and that sets the tone for the rest

He leans heavily into cardinal signs, and his big 3 signs to the best of our knowledge, are pretty “dominating” or strong willed signs

we show a Rising Leo, Sun Aries, and Moon Scorpio. 

Rising Leo indicates a willingness to be outgoing, eye catching, and interesting

probably really charismatic and funny, could charm the pants off anyone

Aries suns are driven and high spirited, good at conversation, and willing to take risks, innovative and free thinkers

also could be a very direct speaker, doesn’t beat around the bush much

Scorpio moons are so deep and interesting, they have a mysterious sexy air about them that really draws a person in

curious about deeper things, and likes to have meaningful relationships, but can be a bit suspicious.

together, that indicates to me that he is fun loving and interesting, but also a bit reserved with his emotions when you meet him

only one of these signs are very good at communicating their feelings, and all of them have a lot of feelings

that being said, his mercury is in Aries

so he is an incredibly direct communicator

probably very quick witted, independent and really good at starting conversations

the type of person who could befriend a lightpole

probably really good at bringing the mood up in any situation with all that fiery energy

Venus ALSO in Aries  so he isn’t shy about initiating a relationship but can be a bit hard to pin down, they just like freedom and boundaries

and that is healthy and totally fine

so charming and funny but it will come off as really authentic and attractive

  open minded

His North node, Neptune, and Uranus are all in Capricorn

his moon and pluto are in Scorpio and mars in Pisces, 

so he has a lot more “inactive” placements in his chart 

this is a really good balance for all those incredibly strong fire signs  since those are in really prominent placements

The north node indicates his life focus

in Capricorn he is probably very careful about following through on tasks, cares a lot about the way he presents himself and is very logical before beginning anything

that Pisces Mars means he is motivated to serve others and takes their best interest ahead of his own

Looking at it as a whole, this tells me he would be ardent in his affections, choosing to flirt immediately and if you reciprocate he is unlikely to hesitate

Aries Venus and Sun Know what they want

they want fun but they are also pretty intense 

he does have an even split so while his more dominant houses are very “outgoing” signs, he has enough water and earth to neutralize anything that would be too out there on impulse

so in a new meeting he will just immediately seem to care a lot

probably treats you like he does everyone else, with concern and care but also with energy and charm

“Here it’s cold wear this.”  and it’s barely chilly but he’s giving you a jacket and you aren’t ??

even sure where he got it from>???

always seems prepared for anything

incredibly thoughtful, with a Jupiter in Virgo so he knows what you need when you need it

and Aries are always so full of this warmth

just want everyone around them to be having as good of a time as them 

and always has snacks? why are there snacks?

so like if your stomach growls he’s already stuffing something in your mouth

and then one day he will just text you and tell you he’s coming to your place

and you’re like okay but why ??

and he will walk in with like some bizarre assortment of picnic items and tell you you're building a blanket fort

and when you’re under the blanket he will just smile and say 

“this is a great first date”

super nonchalant  

and you let the fruit fall out of your hand cause... what????

“huh??”

“yeah, it is right? I know you like me too, so let’s date okay?”

👀👀👀

and from then on you will just hear him refer to you as his S/O 

and you’ll get used to it fast. 

really

the worlds best boyfriend though

he’s putting little notes around your house on things you’ll use and you’ll find them randomly

“You are beautiful today. I can’t see you but I know you are.” inside the medicine cabinet of your mirror in the bathroom

“cute undies” in your drawer

“Eat this I got it for you !” in your fridge on a box of something for work

“Drive safely!” On the steering wheel of your car

stop me I’m getting so soft

the type of boyfriend who openly displays affection with zero concern about anyone else looking on

puts an arm around you and pulls you in so he can kiss the tip of your nose

or back hugs you while you are doing anything 

or when you are home watching tv he will pull you to straddle him while he smiles and stares into your eyes and tells you how much he likes the way that shirt compliments your eyes

and you will nuzzle and cuddle and kiss all cute and domestic

the type of guy who wakes you up before sunrise to see it with him

and then brings you back to bed because you sleepy

grade A boyfriend shit

You know what’s coming

18+ below

let’s get on with the filth

hold on to your panties cause here we go

so he has a LOT of fire signs

specifically in the main signs that control attraction, sexual drives and the way he takes action

Aries venus and sun says unrestrained passion read: it can be over quickly

BUT with his mars in Pisces says romantic and careful

so you get a mix of the two

this means

teasing and fun in the bedroom

likely to suggest some off the wall shit but it will only ever be for your benefit

so maybe toys? 

I think maybe silk ties and blindfolds

probably loves to go down on you and watch you squirm 

messy as fuck when he does

shit that’s hot though

dirty talks but in this really romantic way 

“you love the way I touch you?”

calls you princess

“Can you cum for me, princess? I love the way you sound”

“Fuck, I’d give anything to make you cum until you pass out.”

eh... romantic right?

probably loves if you dig your nails into his skin 

shudders under the sensation and fucks you harder in response

wants you to ride him reverse so he can see the delicate slope of your back and ass

probably into playful spanking

will bend you over on any surface in the house

probably not particularly “dom” in the ways of rules but I do think he would traditionally want to control the over all flow of the sex itself

which positions and when to change

probably tosses you around into the next one quickly because he cannot wait anymore 

really wants you to be vocal

no really do not be quiet he wants to hear everything

probably role play, tbh

nothing too crazy because mostly he wants it to be about you

I feel like he would be the phone sex king 

like if he’s away but you’re both needy

so he calls you and tells you what he wants to do to you and exactly how he would do it

get’s you soaked before he’s done the third sentence and you are begging to touch yourself

“do you need to that bad?”

chuckles into the phone about how worked up you are 

even though he is too

and then tells you exactly how to touch yourself

gets you to put it one face time so he can see you 

when you’re all done he tells you to be ready because next time he will make sure you cum 10x harder and better himself

when he gets home he makes good on that promise

deep long strokes that make you moan so loud

good luck seeing your neighbors the next day

has really good self control so he will make sure you cum a few times at least 

probably switches between fucking you on his cock and his fingers so he can keep prolonging the pleasure

really just loves to see you fall apart

after you’re done takes you in the shower but lifts you against the wall for round two

carries you back to the bed in a towel and gets you a snack but a really sweet decadent one

like chocolate covered strawberries and whipped cream

and prays you guys don’t get worked up again

probably spends the next few hours cuddling and has really sweet pillow talk

“you’re my whole world you know?”

CUTE

A/N  Here you go !! I hope you enjoyed it! there wasn’t a lot of variance to the signs in his chart so they followed a pretty central theme. 

[voltage-obsessed-writer]

A simple plan

Partheno x MC (smut) requested by @otome-addict

You smirked as you made your way down the mansion hallway. He’s gonna love this, you thought. You were going to surprise Partheno by wearing some black lacy lingerie with a matching garter and belt underneath your coat. You had your hair flipped to the side, showing the neck that Partheno loved so much and your makeup was more seductive than usual(red lipstick n stuff like that). On your way you ran into Tauxolouve and Aigonorus; who were on their way to the lounge.

“Hi little lady, what brings you here?” While speaking his eyes trailed down to your exposed legs and the red stilettos you were wearing.

“Hey Lou, I’m just here to see Partheno. Is he in his room?” He just responded with a nod and a smirk. You smiled and shot him a wink before leaving knowing he knew your plans. Aigonorus looked over to Tauxolouve confused, but Tauxolouve just walking off mumbling about Partheno being a lucky guy.

Making it to his door you knocked multiple times before opening the door. “Partheno it’s me....” you trailed off as you scanned the room for him. He was at his desk engrossed in some paperwork. You stood behind him mesmerised by his beauty. He truly was the most beautiful god in the heavens. And he was ALL yours. You smirked as you went up behind him and hugged him, trying your best at a sultry voice you spoke, “Hey baby, I missed you~~” you finished it off by kissing his ear then neck.

He turned round looking shocked, “Hmm what brings you here MC” he looked at you puzzled.

You backed away “Oh I just felt like visiting...” as you spoke you slowly undid the belt on your coat, letting it slip off to reveal your attire. His eyes widened as his jaw dropped. His reaction gave you a boost of confidence as you got on his lap straddling him. “Am I not allowed to visit?” You whispered into his ear before biting it. Partheno bit his lips while his eyes traveled down your body.

“You know that’s not the case babe”

You pulled back slightly raising one of your brows, “Oh reallyy, then what is the case” You were both leaning towards each other as you spoke. Before he could answer you roughly pressed your lips to his. You both fought equally for dominance, but you eventually buckled under Partheno’s intensity. His tongue impatiently parted your lips and entered your mouth causing you to let out a deep moan. You were both passionate lovers, but this was something else. Partheno’s hands shifted down and gripped your thighs hard to make sure you didn’t fall as he quickly pushed you onto the desk. While his left hand was grasping your breast through your bra, he started to grind his crotch onto yours. The initial plan was to dominate and seduce him, but the glazed over look in his eyes made you immediately surrender to him. While he was unclasping your bra you tried to take his clothes off as quickly as you could. Being too far gone to care you roughly ripped his shirt off; making some buttons fly off in different directions. As you both pulled away from the kiss panting Partheno slid his hand down to your underwear and started to pull them down; with you helping by lifting yourself up. Now left bare in-front of him you suddenly felt quite self conscious and closed your legs.

“Uh uhh none of that now, you’ve turned me on too much” he shook his finger back and forth as he spoke, as if telling you off. Whilst your lips rejoined he unbuckled his belt and slid down his pants and boxers. Shuffling and taking a minute to compose yourself you looked down and gulped at his size; you’d never get used to it no matter how much you both had sex. You both looked at each other with pure lust as he asked if you were ready. One eager nod was all he needed to thrust fully into you; being too far gone for the usual foreplay. You let out a loud scream as his cock stretched your walls pleasantly. He pulled nearly all the way out just to go straight back in with even more force. His lips covered yours again drowning out your loud moans. You wrapped your arms around his neck, one of your hand intertwining with his hair to pull it. He grunted at your action as he quickened his pace.

“Nggg ah h-harder” you moan softly into his ear.

Smirking at your request he grabs your thighs and starts pounding into you at a different angle; hitting all the spots you wanted him too. Still wanting more you lock your legs around his waist pulling him closer to you. Partheno releasing this position isn't satisfying you enough he hastily lifts you up and shoves you against his door. The cold surface felt pleasant against your hot back. He started thrusting into you deeper and quicker.

“Ahhh yes hngg more!!” you could feel your walls twitch around him as your release approached. Complying with your request he angled his dick deeper and bit down onto your shoulder. Your head fell back as you screamed out his name in pure bliss. Clamping down onto him you rocked your hips riding out your orgasm. Partheno continued thrusting before releasing his seed into you. You both looked at each other panting and smiled.

“God what did I ever do to deserve you?” He asked while kissing your temple.

“The same could be said for you mister” you retorted while wrapping your arms around him, to pull him into a tight hug. He slowly pulled out, making sure to hold you so you didn’t fall. Once your feet touched the floor you almost fell due to your legs feeling weak.

“Heh guess I was a bit too rough” he laughed while helping steady you.

“Y’know that’s the way I like it though” shooting him a wink while he picked you up bridal style. Placing you gently upon the bed he slipped down next to you and hugged you from behind. Being wrapped in his warm embrace instantly helped you relax, while also making you drowsy. You turned to him and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. “I love you”.

Your smile warmed his soul, “I love you too” he cuddled you more pressing kisses into your neck and hair. The roughness had taken a toll on your body as you fell into a deep sleep; thoughts filled with Partheno.

~*Bonus Scene*~

You awoke a couple hours after your little rendezvous with Partheno feeling pleasantly sore. You shifted over to see where Partheno was. Huh? He’s gone. You sat up straight.

“P-partheno” your voice cracked and sounded very hoarse. You decided to go downstairs to see if he’s there; while also getting a glass of water.

“Shit” you mumbled out loud when you realised you didn’t have any spare clothes. You briefly scanned the room and spotted Partheno’s white shirt. That’ll do. Putting it on over your underwear you decided against putting your coat on as it was too hot. Looking at yourself in the mirror you noted: your hair was a mess, lipstick smeared, hickey very visible and his shirt wasn’t as baggy as you hoped so most of your legs were exposed. Eh fuck it. The gods were probably in the heavens anyway, it is late after all.

You crept through the corridor trying to be as quiet as possible, being caught in this state would be humiliating. Whilst sneaking you heard the door to Scorpio’s room open slightly, so you quickly hid behind the curtains. You only moved out when his loud stomps had disappeared as he made his way down the hall. Breathing a sigh of relief you continued your mini quest for water. Luckily you never encountered anyone else on your way to the kitchen. While you happily gulped down some water, you were oblivious to Ichthys standing a few metres away in the shadows. He smirked at your attire while a mischievous plan popped into his head. Ichthys snapped his fingers transporting you to the living room where some of the gods were relaxing. You opened your eyes after finishing your drink to see that you were now suddenly in the living room. Dropping your glass at the sound of someone spitting out their drink you turn around eyes wide. You saw 6 gods sitting there: Aigonorus asleep on the couch, Scorpio blushing beet red next to him, Leon leisurely relaxing on the chaise lounge, Dui who had spat out his tea, Karno looking shocked holding a book and finally Partheno sitting on the couch now smirking at you. Luckily Huedhaut wasn’t there, that would have been awkward. You were honestly too confused to be embarrassed, that was until Leon opened his mouth.

“Oh-Ho are you trying to seduce us all goldfish ??” He sat up crossing his legs(like that one cg). The situation finally clicked in your mind as you blushed and tried to no avail to cover yourself. You were too embarrassed to come up with a coherent sentence as you kept sputtering out random nonsense.

“What the hell woman!!! The frick you doin’ poppin’ in here wearing that!!” Scorpio wasn’t looking at you while he spoke. If you could dig a hole to crawl into you gladly would at this point. Why the hell am I here?!? Was all you could think.

“I Err I’m s-sorry” you squeaked out before looking over at Partheno pleadingly. Him seeming to enjoy this, so he didn’t do anything to stop them. Oh he was definitely gonna pay, but later cause right now you wanted to die. You awkwardly pulled at the hem of Partheno’s shirt, but you accidentally pulled it down too much revealing some cleavage and parts of your lingerie. Not releasing until it was too late. Leon started wolf whistling while saying cringey pick up lines. You looked down even more embarrassed as tears glazed your eyes. This finally made Partheno snap as he stood protectively in front of you.

“Oi leave her alone would ya” he angrily spoke while snapping his fingers to take you both back to his room. “What were you doing downstairs??” He pulled you into a hug to ease your nerves.

“I just went to get water and then puff I was in the living room” before you even finished the sentence you already knew who did it and judging by Partheno’s gaze he did too. Ichthys.

“I’m gonna kill him” he didn’t seem mad more like he was jealous that everyone saw you in this state. You were his after all. Now that you weren’t embarrassed you felt it was necessary to ease your boy’s jealousy.

Leaning up you whispered into his ear, “Before you do that how about me and you go for round two~~” he looked back at you eyes darkening in lust. Oh it was gonna be a looooong night.

[ch-dld-bft-brit-omm]

Velvet Underground - Live at Boston Tea Party (1st show) 12.12.1968 [audience recording]

01 Intro02 Heroin03 Move right in04 Waiting for the man05 I'm set free06 Foggy notion07 Beginning to see the light08 Candy says09 White light, white heat10 Jesus11 Sister Ray12 Pale blue eyes

Lou Reed: guitar, vocalsSterling Morrison: guitarDoug Yule: bass, organ, vocalsMoe Tucker: drums

INFO: This was the first show of a 3 night stay at the Velvets "second home", the Boston Tea Party. This recording, reputedly made by the "professor", was not included on the recent Scorpio 4CD box set (for reasons known only to the boys at Scorpio - maybe they're saving it for a future release along with the Hilltop Rock Festival tape).This show has long been my personal favourite of all the extant Tea Party recordings. Lou and Sterling's guitar playing is outstanding, and Moe never misses a beat. "Move Right In" is just great - Sterling sounds just like a tape loop and Lou's "improvised on the spot" lyrics are tantalisingly almost intelligible. "Foggy Notion" is a joyful breeze, with buzzsaw guitars and fine vocals. Going by Lou's introduction, this would appear to be the first public performance of "Candy Says". It's certainly the only Velvets recording of it which I am aware of where Lou actually sings it himself - he cant quite reach the high notes but there's a certain weary tenderness to his vocal which I dont think Doug ever managed to achieve, live or in the studio. This is undoubtedly my favourite version of one of my favourite songs. No words I can write can adequately describe this performance of "Sister Ray" - over 26 mins of musical mayhem and lyrical debauchery. It is simply outstanding.Overall, the sound quality is not great, but very listenable...

[mrs-scm-wife]

Hi im the anon about cap/virg scorp leo xd umm greetin line could do, but can you make a flirtg one with leo

Leon: Miss me? Life has definitely changed in the human world. I keep hearing your wishes daily; they are quite cute. However, the other gods can as well, so only wish to me. Got it? I miss you and your lively, annoying energy. You really do get excited over the tiniest of things.

Karno: Hello! I hope you’ve been staying home as much as possible, unless you’re a front line worker. We thank you for helping keep the world safe either by staying home or being an essential worker. Oh, and don’t forget to spice up your life every once in awhile.

Teorus: Goldie! How’s the weather for you? It’s perfect here in the Heavens. I hope you’re not bored where you are. I am. Karno and Leon has us working more now than ever, but I know you and others are doing their best, so I will too!

Huedhaut: You’ve been doing well, I take it? If you need help with any cooking, I’m sure Karno will be helpful... for the most part. He always makes it spicy to the core. Everyone seems to be a cook or baker these days. You’ve already made Leon meatballs twice this week.

Aigonorus: I think, for those who can, you should try and rest as much as possible. *yawn* Work for me has been slightly overwhelming, but the kindness of the humans down on earth keeps motivating me... Lou even gives me marshmallows everytime I complete twelve wishes. I wonder why twelve?

Tauxolouve: How’s the weather for you? It’s perfect here in the Heavens. I can’t wait to sketch some more. The gods can’t contract diseases, so we are all still bustling around. We figured if we went to visit Earth too much, it might cause confusion.

Zyglavis: Are you maintaining a proper schedule? During these times, a schedule would greatly induce motivation to get work done, whether it’s online school, a job, or simply cleaning the house. You should try to find a quiet place for concentrating on your activity.

Scorpio: Thank goodness gods don’t sleep. We are working around the clock. It’s nice to have that one advantage. Even that stupid lion can’t tell me what to do anymore or argue with me. Grr. I don’t know what you see in him, human.

Dui: I’ve been motivating myself at work by bringing cherries in. It’s nice to have a treat every so often. Don’t forget to reward yourself. You’re well-being is important, so take care of yourself. You matter just as much as everyone else.

Ichthys: It’s prank prime time. Everyone is so serious lately, and I don’t blame them, but people still need to have happiness. Happiness is part of self care. Scorpio even kind of smirked at me when I pulled last night’s prank on him! I think everyone deserves some cheerfulness.

Krioff: Everyone is doing their part in the departments. It’s nice to see people working together in effort to keep humanity safe. After this ends, I think I might reward myself with some gelato. It’s so sweet and soft all at the same time.

Partheno: What a lovely time to stay indoors and stay up all night in bed together with your loved ones. It sounds so romantic and sexy. Maybe try on some of those undergarments stashed in the drawers.. hehe. But, to keep kid friendly, now would be nice to pamper yourself and figure out the perfect skin routine for yourself.

[along-the-devils-backbone]

21 Quick Questions

@likealimestonecowboy did this, so i’m tagging him <3

1. Nickname: Most people call me “Kitty” or “Ghouls” (short for MissGhouls).

2. Real Name: Mindy-Lou. With the hyphen. I hate it so much i’m legally changing it as soon as i get married and dropping the hyphen. I think it makes me sound like redneck trash. 

3. Zodiac: Scorpio Sun, Scorpio Rising, Gemini Moon

4. Height: 5′3.5″

5. What time is it? 3:13pm

6. Favorite Musician/Group: Fall Out Boy right now, but it changes

7. Favorite Sports Team: I don’t do sports.

8. Other blogs: I have a Sims 4 CC blog where i reblog all my favorite cc, and a pretty popular Minecraft blog where i mostly update people with my resource pack and reblog cool stuff i see others build. 

9. Do I get asks?  Not on this blog, but my Minecraft blog usually gets 5-8 messages daily, lol. 

10. How many blogs do I follow? 231 blogs. Most are TS4CC or Minecraft though. 

11. Any Tumlbr crushes?  Definitely a few. Not so many since “The Purge” tho :( 

12. Lucky Number: 85

14. What am I wearing right now? Christmas Leggings and my boyfriend’s hoodie he sent me for Xmas <3

15. Dream Vacation: Australia to see my boyfriend and friends, or if he’s coming with me, then probably to Japan to go on a food tour <3 

16. Dream Car: 1957 Chevy Bel Air, in black with some rockabilly/gothabilly pinstriping. Just goth out the whole inside <3 

17. Favorite Food: Tacos/Burritos, and Asian Food (Gyudon, Udon, Pho, Chinese-American dishes, etc)

18 Drink of Choice: Sweet Tea, CocaCola, and “White Girl Coffee” (flavored coffee, with flavored creamer, and way too much sugar lol) 

19. Languages: English, German, and I’m learning Vietnamese

21. Celebrity Crushes: Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson & Natalie Dormer

If you do this as well, please @ me <3 

[reallycalum]

About Me

My name is Rylie Coronado

I am currently 21 years old

I currently reside in Oregon, USA but I’m usually living in California

Straight, female, and tired

I’m a scorpio

You can find posts that I feel I can relate to on a personal level tagged Me

You can follow me on instagram here and here

You can follow me on twitter here

You can send me an ask about literally anything

This is my face tag, but here are some photos just in case you don’t want to look through that tag lmao 

5sos tags

My Calum tag is Maori Prince

My Michael tag is Angel Baby

My Ashton tag is Golden Boy

My Luke tag is Young God

My 5sos tag is Four Idiots

My Cake tag is Twin Towers

My Cashton tag is Dream Team

My Malum tag is Wanna Makeout?

I have a special Calum tag that is basically everything I feel about him or wish I could show him (mostly dogs) and you can find that under the tag @ cal

Other important tags 

My Niall Horan tag is Baby Boy

My Shawn Mendes tag is Shawn

My fic recommendations are tagged Fic Rec

My Louis Tomlinson tag is Lou

My Harry Styles tag is h

My own dumbass posts are tagged Rylie Talks

You can find my own posts related to 5sos here

My Viv (wildhearthood) tag is soulmate

You can find my fav groupchat tag here

My writing (kinda)

I don’t write often (I have a nonexistent attention span) BUT I will list a few things you can check out

Don’t Leave - lil one shot about FaceTiming Calum while he’s on tour

asks - this is my tag for when I getting lil writing prompts sent to me

[elaera23]

Girls Night - Epilogue

Fandom: Voltage (Crossover)

Characters: MC1, MC2, MC3 x SITS / KBTBB / SCM

Contains: Humor, Swearing 

Surprise, surprise! I think Vega and I surely are not the only ones who were wondering what would happen with our precious MC’s and their guys after that fateful encounter in the bar. Well here you have a small foretaste of what will be coming. Hope you enjoy it! 😂❤ This is the Epiloge for our amazing Girls Night-Series which you can read here: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

 “What the hell were you two thinking?!” Leon shouts at the two miserable-looking gods in front of him. “Now we have to get rid of this damn mess you caused!”

“I never thought I’d see the say where I would agree with the lion. This however, was utterly irresponsible of you two and the stupidity of your reckless act is beyond me!” Zyglavis adds with a daunting voice, his normal severe expression now wrathful and furious.

“We are really sorry…” Partheno replies his gaze lowered and gloomy, making him even look more heartbroken, including the fact that he was still in his female form as well as under the influence of the effect of the birth control pills. “Lou and I were curious to see what else the ladies would reveal when they got loosened up a little more…. “ he explained, now starting to sob.

Zyglavis furrowed his brows and lets out a loud sigh, his hand brushing his chin “This would at least explain why they got so emotional and even exceeded their level of honesty at the end of their conversation…” he murmurs barely audible.

“Heh, it was indeed very amusing Minister Ponytail, never would I have guessed that this stuck-up body of yours even knows how to properly react to a woman’s presence.” Leon replies with a devilish smirk.

“I will not even lower myself to your level as to comment on this statement.” Zyglavis answers, while his face still flushes red in embarrassment. “Solving this issue is of utmost importance as of now.”

Leon’s expression turns serious again as he noddingly agrees s to Zyglavis’ input. “So what do you suggest we do with all those stupid goldfish? I mean the whole bar is knocked out.”

“Let’s pick up the MC’s and bring them to the mansion until the effect of the drugs subsides.” Zyglavis answers casually.

“Considering the wishes of the ladies as well as observing the various reactions I am assuming these men” Huedhaut points his chin to the tables where the bidders and the Revence members are lying unconscious “-are the bosses from MC1 and MC2.”

“Tch, who cares, we take those stupid women and then we get the hell out of here.” Scorpio throws in.

“I don’t want to interfere but I find it rather thoughtless to leave those humans behind. We don’t know whether the drugs Partheno and Lou gave them have any side-effects and it would not be fair to let the other MC’s pay the price for something our people have done.”

“Karno, compassionate as always” Leon replies as he tenderly smiles at him, his gaze still roaming over the body of his female Vice-Minister.  

“Dammit, get yourself a room and stop it with this lovey-dovey shit.” Scorpio growls, a disgusted expression grazing his features.

“Ehem. Back to the topic…” Karno says, covering the nervousness that had started to build up inside him.

“Why did you dumbasses have to mix up the frickin’ drinks?!” Surprised about his sudden input all gods turn to Krioff, body leaned against a wall, his glare fixed on Partheno and Taxolouve. Saving the two from shitting their pants in fear of the God of Aries, a sweet chuckle echoed through the bar, shifting their attention elsewhere.

“What are you laughing at, problem child?!” Scorpio scoffs at Ichthys who is flashing the gods his trademark mischievous grin, one hand on his luscious hips.

“Hahaha, I can’t believe they actually did it!” “I am at such a state that it would have genuinely surprised me that the source of all chaos has not been you again.”, Zyglavis comments, annoyingly massaging his palms. “Aw come on! I said they should just drug all the drinks if they wanted to make sure the MC’s got them… but it was a jooooke!” he explains as his painted lips turn up into a smirk, lighting up his female features.

“This really displeases me. Now we have to take a bunch of goldfish to our place just because you were so astronomically stupid as to listen to the damn fish!” Leon snaps his finger and the gods, the other guys and the three MC’s disappear in an instant.

-- To be continued --

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The Celestial Bride

Chapter 1

The Reception

The King had bestowed many gifts for this special day yet we all knew better. It was simply a form of extreme entertainment for him and we as usual had absolutely no choice in the matter. The first was an epic reception in which every single god in the Heavens attended. To see one of the twelve married would have been something, but all twelve on the same day to one woman? Yeah, it was definitely a full house to say the least.

I however did not find this enjoyable at first considering every goddess was staring daggers at me and most likely wishing for my death. 

“Guys....I can’t do this. Seriously, all the goddesses are staring!”

“Awww that’s just because they are jealous Goldie! You have nothing to worry about though, we only have eyes for you.” While Teo meant well I don’t think he quite understands the kind of pressure I’m under.

“You have nothing to fear Little Lady. Every single one of us will protect you and keep you safe.” 

“Thanks Lou.” While sweet it did nothing to take my mind off the way I was hatefully being stared at. Just as I was starting to feel down Zyglavis leaned over and whispered in my ear.

“You have nothing to fear. Once we have completed the traditional wedding dance we are all free to leave whenever we choose as the party will continue all evening regardless of our presence.”

“Really? Oh thank goodness!”

“Yeah but if it’s left up to these old farts we’ll nevvvvvver get this party underway! Buuuut.....I have an idea.” Before I had a chance to protest, Ichthys had pulled me by the hand to the large empty space in the middle of this massive hall. 

“Ikky what in the name of-”

“Unh-unh. This is YOUR wedding day and you are my wife now. No one makes my wife sad especially when she looks this beautiful.”

“I-Ikky...” 

“Get ready to have some fun and forget about everything else kay?”

“Kay.” With a beaming smile he snapped his fingers and an upbeat dance song came on. He grabbed my hand, kissed it and then twirled me into his arms and just like that we were dancing. Not your typical awkward homecoming kind of dancing, more like something you see on television for those modern dance competitions. I had no idea what I was supposed to do but somehow my body perfectly followed Ichthys’ lead and in no time at all I had completely forgotten my surroundings and was laughing.

When my dance with Ichthys ended, Teorus picked a new one and cut in. Just like before my body somehow seemed to know exactly where and how to step and I was beaming from ear to ear as more and more gods began to cheer. Teorus easily and gracefully lifted my body into the air several time making so many goddesses jealously swoon. However, not once did Teorus take his eyes off of mine. He smiled as tenderly and lovingly as his best friend before had. 

Next up was Dui who waltzed with me gracefully and made flower petals rain down around us. It was so romantic and I couldn’t keep from smiling as both Dui’s for once agreeably took their turn. At the end he handed me to Hue who danced so gracefully I hadn’t even noticed right away that he had changed our surroundings to mimic the night sky as we danced across the stars.

Huedhaut handed me to Krioff who was surprisingly elegant and an amazing dancer if a little quiet. He smiled at me however in a way I had never seen before. Something akin to contentment shone in his beautiful silvery eyes as he twirled me around the dance floor. Krioff then handed me to Aigo who held me close and rested his head atop mine as we swayed to the music. His body was warm and comforting making me feel so peaceful and happy I never wanted to leave his arms. However the song had ended and once more I was handed off and this time Partheno took me by the hand.

He too held me close but our particular dance was a lot more....provocative. Not that I would have expected anything less from this particular husband. Our bodies moved together in sync to the music and at the end he pressed a steamy kiss to my lips stealing my breath away as he gracefully dropped me into Lou’s waiting arms. Tauxolouve was nothing short of prince charming tonight. A nickname I had usually reserved for Teorus but tonight Lou took the cake. We danced like the Kings and Queens of old as everything around us transformed to look like we were outdoors in nature. I felt like a real life Cinderella. 

Scorpio was next and I was shocked that he chose a rather intimate song and style of dance. Usually he would have been far too embarrassed to do such a thing even in front of the others just at the mansion. Not tonight. He only had eyes for me and what was even stranger, he smiled almost the entire time making my cheeks burn hotly. Scorpio handed me to Karno who also chose a waltz as he dreamily swung me around lightly making me feel as though I was dancing on air. He kissed both of my cheeks before handing me to Zyglavis and all at once I suddenly became nervous.

“Pfffft. What is with that expression? Are you really that afraid to dance with me?”

“Would you be disappointed if I said yes?” He smiled devilishly and kissed the back of my hand before pulling me to him abruptly.

“Not at all. However you must understand, there are higher standards for a Minister’s wife.” With a snap of his fingers my dress transformed into a gorgeous black gown still made of all the stars as the lights dimmed into darkness. My dress lit up the entire room and the pair of us as he pulled me flawlessly around in perfect grace. I could hear all the goddesses sigh dreamily. When alas our song had ended he sweetly kissed the corner of my mouth as though it were a promise for more to come later warming me to the core.

The lights remained dimmed as I felt a body press up against me from behind. When the music started it had an almost Latin style rhythm as our bodies moved against one another’s. It was sexy and intense and the way his hands expertly guided me had my heart racing. As always, Leon was smirking knowing full well what this was doing to me. 

“You’re too easy. We’re going to need to work on that if you wish to be mine. The others will take advantage of your weakness and exploit it for their own amusement.”

“Hmm...something tells me you would never allow that in the first place my Lion.”

“Oh-ho? Since when did you become so brave?”

“Since the moment you and I became one.”

“We have yet to become one and believe me when I am through with you, you will absolutely recognize the difference. You have no idea what it means to receive love from a god. You will learn however, tonight I will savor every sound and expression as you crumble under the weight of our love.” My eyes go wide when I realize he used the word “our” and not “my”.

“Had you forgotten already that you married the twelve most powerful beings in the Heaven’s besides the King?”

“I-I didn’t forget! I just.....wasn’t sure how this night was going to go I guess.”

“Fear not goldfish, you won’t be able to think of anything other than how good we will make you feel.”

“When you say we, you mean one at a time right?”

“Pffft. How presumptuous indeed.”

“W-What do you mean by that?!”

“You are in the realm of the gods now. You are wife to all twelve gods of the Zodiac and as such, you will give everything that you are to us. In return we will love you so deeply and exquisitely you’ll be unable to process a single conscious thought. I told you did I not? The love of a god is powerful. Let’s see what happens when you receive the love of twelve.”