#he is a party boyyy

[neoluca]

kiylian, my disco kyrii oc <3

[mekatrio]

i just triggered the scene....❔

I Fucking Missed The Opportunity To Learn Moonlight Talon FMLLLLLLLL

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PLEASE I NEED THIS ENERGY FROM PLUG CONNJE SO BAD!!! THE WAY YOU WRITE HIM MAKES ME GUSH!!!!

alsooooooooooo,,,, CONGRATS ON 2K BOO YOU DESERVE ITTTT!!

this is really himmmm😩😩😩

AND THANK YOU BAEEEEE

the two of you would be in yall own little bubbles for most of the night. you didn’t even come together. you went with your friends while connie came much later, only really here to sell. the two of you were having fun though. you were dancing, drinking, smoking, chatting it up with your friends, it was a really good night. connie was surprisingly alright too, the mean mug he usually carried at these parties nowhere to be found as he rolled up with ony and eren.

he heard the sound of bike back by charly black and equiknoxx begin to play and already knew what you were about to get into. “where you going nigga? ony said as connie got up from his seat on the couch. “this her song. ima be right back don’t worry” he did expect to come back, but the sight of you shaking your beautiful ass made him have to reconsider. “cmere papiiii. lemme show you sum boyyy”

you took connie’s hand and pulled him to the middle of the circle with you before turning around and getting back to work. of course connie handled you well. catching every piece of ass you where throwing without hesitation. everyone was around the two of you, cheering and recoding you and your man get down. “yessss y/nnn! show him wassuppp” your friends yelled as you started throwing it little harder.

when the song was over you followed connie back to the couch, sitting on his lap while he smoked with his friends. you were chilling, looking at the videos everyone posted of you two. connie looked over your shoulder to check on you, a smirk planting itself on his face as he watched you replay the video over and over again. “how ‘bout we go home and you throw that shit on me furreal?” your eyes widened at his words before you turned your face towards him.

connie just stared right back at you, his grills showing between his pink lips as he smirked at you. the smirk spread to your face too, the both of you on the same timing. before you knew it, connie was getting up from him seat after you and walking to the door. “finna get my charger from the car. i’ll be back” everyone nodded their heads, letting the two of you get to the door before ony opened his mouth to ask a question “why the both of ya-” he didn’t even get to finish as you and connie sprinted towards the car, quickly opening your doors and hopping in so you can get home.

“ooouuu we finna fuckkk” you said as connie began to start up the car.

“gon tear that ass upppp”

[piastree]

Take a Chance with Me | OP81

oscar piastri x reader (fc: huh yunjin)

— Part 1

Next Part

Summary : Y/n's mistakenly takes someone's drink at a party. Despite the initial embarrassment, they engage in light chit-chat and discover a sense of familiarity. Oscar introduces himself, and they exchange greetings, marking the beginning of a new chapter in their story.

Notes: hiii! this is my first writing, if there are any grammatical errors or some other mistakes i wanna apologize in advance. I hope you like it and have fun while reading this<3 lemme know if you like it thankyouuuu

Y/n chuckled when she remembered how embrassed it was when she took the wrong glass and sipped it like nothing was wrong. But she could feel the confused look from someone beside her. "I'm thinking you might have grabbed mine by mistake." She glanced to her side, wondering if the words she had just heard were indeed meant for her.

"Huh?" She finally turned to fully face that man. He chuckled at her puzzled expression, but eventually, with a raised eyebrow, he pointed to the glass she was holding. "Oh my goodness! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to take your drink." Her eyes widened in shock, and her heart raced as embarrassment flooded over her. He held back his laughter. "No worries. I can take another one," as he said, he cracked a grin like a friendly cat. His eyes squinted playfully, giving off a vibe that was both laid-back and amused. "Let me grab you another one." "No need for that, I-" Ignoring him, she sauntered away to fetch a new drink, intending to replace the one she had mistakenly taken from him earlier. It didn't take long for y/n to return. Once she returned, they engaged in light chit-chat, chatting about who invited them to the party. It wasn't until later that she realized the guy she'd been talking to looked kind of familiar. "So, which friend brought you here tonight?" she asked. "Oh, just through some mates, racing circles and all. What about you?" "Just here with a friend. By the way, you seem oddly familiar. Have we met before?" "I get that a lot. Maybe you've seen me on the street or something."

She just laughed, shrugged it off, and took another sip of her drink. At the same time, he shot her a cheeky smile, sneaking a few glances while she checked out the scene around her. After a bit, he decided to break the ice, "I'm Oscar, by the way."

"I'm y/n. Nice to meet you, Oscar."

With a cheerful smile, they exchanged a warm handshake. It marked the beginning of a new chapter in their story.

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user CUTEE OUTFIT Y/N!!

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user oscar indirectly said that y/n was his lucky charm!!

"Can't you stay for one more night?" Oscar asked. He walks over to y/n who is arranging her luggage a little hurriedly.

Y/n smiled before saying, "work can't wait. But I promise I'll come another day."

"Okay, i'll counting the days until you return."

She laughs, then stands up and pulls Oscar into her arms. "You're doing a good job. Keep going!"

"I'll miss you." He hugs her tighter, as if he's not willing to let her go.

"Me too."

They fall into a moment of silence, soaking in each other's warmth before having to go back to being apart for a period of time they don't know how long.

She never expect the party that night to lead her into a complicated situation, where she has to love someone who is out of her reach. Remembering how stupid she was that night for not recognizing Oscar right away when his face looked so familiar, and how Oscar didn't say anything until she finally realized.

"Oh! I have something for you."

She opens her bag and takes something out. A bracelet with a four-leaf clover. "I don't have the skill to draw, and I wouldn't risk making your helmet look ugly."

Oscar takes the bracelet and immediately puts it on. "I can't agree more. But it's more than enough," he replies mischievously while laughing. He is so happy to see the bracelet now neatly wrapped around his wrist. "Thank you."

"Your lucky charm when I'm not around."

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[17020]

uhh.. kotoha..? what happened last night..?

nsfw (?). not explicit, but i'm tagging it anyway. content warning for dubcon (togame is sober, fem! reader is not), alcohol consumption, implied thigh riding. this happened to me at a halloween party a few weeks ago, so to cope i'm writing it out. stay safe beautiful angels! togame is an ass in this one. i am sorry to jo togame. tried to lighten the mood with cameos from other shows.

it was all a blur. the bottle of rum you gulped down in less than an hour did not help, either.

what started out as a tranquil week ended up with a text from your best friend: an address to a house for a halloween party. ladies pay $5 if you signed up beforehand, $10 if you show up at the door. begrudgingly, you agreed, being added to the party's group chat and noticing some familiar names.

and when you're invited in such a hurry, the options for costumes are non-existent. throwing on a skimpy all black outfit and styling your hair with some accessories, you hoped you would at least pass as misa amane.

not that anyone would mind, anyway, because as soon as you and kotoha stepped in, you were flooded with the scent of sweat and liquor.

knowing absolutely nobody meant you had to join an established group. two women alone at a party was never a good sign, so when you spotted a group of girls and one guy, you knew you had to spark up a conversation.

what you didn’t expect, was to be approached by a cowboy. and behind the messy buttoned up shirt, red bandana and huge brown hat, was shishitoren’s second in command.

“so, what’re you dressed up as, pretty?”

his tone was laced with cockiness, as if every fiber of his being was pure gold. gold that, in his eyes, might’ve been the world’s greatest treasure, yet nothing more than cheap trash in yours. but when rum hasn’t hit you hard enough, you need to find some sort of entertainment. what’s a conversation with a man going to do?

“misa misa” you smiled, “what about you? what are you dressed up as?”

he pretended to think about it for a moment, as a younger, shorter man jabbed him with his elbow, gushing about how you were the greatest costume he’d ever seen of misa so far. “i’m dressed as a cowboy, pretty” he said, tilting the hat on his head. “so you’re misa misa, where’s your light?”

you shook your head while laughing, “there’s no light here, bud. so what brings you here?”

after long talks of what dragged each of you to a backyard after party somewhere in keisei, finding out you live near one another, and him asking you the ‘how old do you think i am’ question, there was one thought that never left your mind…

gosh. jo togame is so annoying.

it was annoying, the way he tried leading you away from your best friend kotoha and onto the dance floor, with your hand doing crazy signals behind your back in hopes of her noticing. which she did. she dragged you away from him with the excuse of looking for another nonexistent friend, which you were truly grateful for.

and not even an hour later, you saw the cowboy again. to your surprise, he was on the dance floor once more. with a girl who looked exactly like you.

it was obvious he had a type.

a while later, you stumbled across him again, this time completely alone, and completely shirtless. it was then when you realized the alcohol had finally kicked in, full on. you nearly tripped on your own feet as you walked towards him, with togame’s arm snaking around your waist to catch you.

“you look a bit gone, pretty. gotcha some water.”

you took the plastic cup from his hand, almost gulping it down in one go. when he set the cup aside his attention was fully on you, and that was when your body decided it was best to fool around.

“i saw youu pretty boyyy” you slurred, “saw you with someone else while i was gone!”

he chuckled as he brought you closer to him, “you were with your friend, beautiful. thought you didn’t want me there, cause i do want you here.”

in a swift movement, his chest was pressed against your back as he swayed both of your bodies to the music blaring through the speakers. “you wanna dance with me, doll?”

you nodded, as the big hands on your waist pulled you even closer to togame, his hips slowly grinding against yours. you could feel his breath hitch on your neck, as the music became louder and louder. grinding soon enough turned into thrusting, with his hands lowering towards your hips. togame was quick to turn you around, your legs parted as he propped up his knee. togame leaned in, with you softly pushing his head to the side, shaking your head and mouthing a ‘no’.

but jo togame liked a challenge.

so as you tried to regain your composure one of his hands lowered to your ass, rolling your hips against his thigh as he closed the distance between the two of you, the other hand cradling your jaw.

jo tasted normal. you tasked like alcohol filth.

he wasted no time slipping his tongue inside, earning a gasp from you as you desperately clung onto him for stability. thinking you might as well enjoy your singleness, you finally kissed back, fingers running through his raven hair as you nearly got yourself off on his thigh. yet you felt nothing.

pulling away for air, he sighed dreamily. “you kiss so fuckin’ good, y’know that?”

“so i’ve been told” you laughed, before worry took over you. “where’s my best friend? i want water for her too.”

togame looked around, unsure of how to respond. “well, if it’s your best friend, i suppose i can grab another cup for ya. stay here, alright?”

he walked away and headed to the counter where they had the drinks, and a tap on your shoulder made you turn around. it was a tall, purple haired man who you’d recognize anywhere.

“name’s gen. wanna dance?”

you lazily nodded as he walked closer to you, his hand on your waist and your arms around his neck. and you smiled, because he wasn’t as forward as togame. what a relief!

your happiness came to an end when he leaned in, to which you cupped his jaw and mouthed a ‘no’ while shaking your head. your happiness returned when he nodded, apologizing for trying to kiss you in the first place. and when the dj shouted ‘where the singles ladies at’, you screamed louder than any crazed fangirl when seeing their favorite singer.

gen laughed as he nudged for you to look to your side, where there were a group of men whistling, pointing to a man with a raven bowlcut, with his friends yelling ‘he’s single!’ to you.

you giggled as you bumped into none other than togame, who had a cup in his hand. finally.

taking the cup you guided him to kotoha. if by guiding, you meant stumbling your way through people, and togame having his hands on you to make sure you don’t trip and fall. and you were grateful to reach her so quickly, because as soon as she finished her cup you got a text from your tsubaki saying she was already there to pick you both up.

you turned to the cowboy, who leaned down to kiss you deeply once more, followed by a quick peck. when he asked for your socials, he smiled.

“i’ll be honest, pretty. i know i was with other girls tonight but you were the most beautiful girl here. i’d love to get to know you more. would you like that, doll?”

you smiled, “of course! i’d love that, togame.”

and with that, you left with kotoha, with her whispering in your ear. “you’re seriously gonna meet the dude?” you laughed, “oh hell no! i don’t think he’ll text anyway.”

a day later, your phone buzzed.

jotogame: hey ☺️ do you remember me 🙈?

ynln: no 😊👍

jotogame: well that’s a shame, i would’ve loved to have gotten to know you

jotogame: you’re beautiful

ynln: thanks

jotogame: there’s something about the way your eyes looked at me, like they hypnotized me

ynln: glibness doesn’t work on me, boy

jotogame: you know i was gonna stop replying after your “thanks” but i thought you should know.

ynln: i’m truly sorry if i caused you any trouble at the party yesterday 😊 take care

jotogame: yeah i just took care of you, don’t worry

you never blocked someone so fast in your life.

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[maluspumilaa]

dunmeshi au be upon you once more, this time in the form of a forever unfinished comic i made on whiteboard

pov i rewatched the laudna resurrection scene again.

i had thoughts about the in-au resurrection and i will put them below + a transcript of my handwriting

au tag

handwriting on comic:

"you know you saved my life, right?

...if we hadn't met when we did, i don't know how long i would've lasted.

these last few years have been everything.

...we defeated the thing that killed you.

we tried our best to find what bones we could from its carcass."

I WROTE A CONTINUATION FOR THIS BUT DIDNT GET TO DRAW STUFF FOR IT so here you go:

"we couldn't find all of them though. i think it was using you like some sorta bonemeal...

either way, we did the best we could.

i hope you don't mind the branches too much. if you come back, i don't know how you're going to feel.

but i want you to know, whatever... whatever happens, i'll be there for you. just know that i love you, and i'm here."

OKAY SO. OH BOYYY. as youve most likely figured out, this resurrection speech is totally torn from the c3 ritual with a little bit of treant + laudna skeleton flavor added to it and i did talk about why i thought that would be fun in a previous post

i dont remember what i said exactly but it was about how i thought combining the resurrection rituals in dunmeshi and cr/dnd would be fun, in that the soul would have to be called forth by the resurrector or someone nearby before being brought back

and with that the brainworms took root in me and i started thinking about what imogen would say before performing the ancient magic and this was born! i would love to go back and work on this comic more tbh

you probably also noticed this but ashtons there!! i just think hes neat ♡ i think hes a tallman... maybe fearne is also in the party (she would be an elf. thinking up a design as i type this actually) since thatd let her be friends with orym!!

[skzswife]

Why don't you come find out?

(Lee minho x fem reader)

⚠ warnings⚠ unprotected sex (in pt 2) reader has panic attack mean Minho Dom Minho toxic ex mentions of abuse I think that it lmk if not

Your best friend since 3rd grade decided to drag you to a party after you being in your room sulking after your boyfriend of 4 years cheated on you with the girl he told you not to worry about. This is how that went

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Gina busts through the door so hard you think it'll fly off the hinges "Get dressed noona" "for what" you say with a confused look on your face that she chuckles at "For the party we are going to so you'll stop sulking and talk to people, plus there'll be hot boyyys" she says wiggling her eyebrows "No" you deadpan pulling your covers back over your head "ughhhh girl you need to get out plus chan really misses you he hasn't seen you since Jack (your ex) and hes worried abt you" "...fine, only to make him feel better though" Gina practically tanks you out of bed by the ankles and to your closet "hmmm not this definitely not this a party not a church..AHA this will work!" She says as she pulls out a dark ruby colored mini dress with a small cutout in the chest and a slit in the thigh "oh wow didnt know we were going to a strip club." "Calm down girl its flattering and these shoes will work" she pulls out a pair of ruby red 2 inch heels "now go put these on and I'll do your makeup!" You reluctantly grab everything and get dressed she then does your makeup and you get in the car and a realization hits you "Wait!.. Chan is friends with Minho" "yeah its fine he said he probably wouldn't come anyway" " oh ok " you reply relieved you arrive and enter the building to be pulled into a bonecrushing hug by chan "Noona I missed you! I was so worried" "y-yeah chan im f-fine but I can't b-breathe" you wheeze out and he lets go quickly and you gasp for air "sorry I'm just excited to introduce you to my friends" "oh yay" you say faking excitement, Chan pulls you through a crowd to his group of friends and he starts introducing you "noona this is jisung,Felix,hyunjin,seungmin,I.N, changbin, and my other friend is missing but we'll find him later, they all excitedly shake your hand and hug you shouting his and omg you seem so cool and nice to meet yous after that you grab some water and start dancing with Gina when chan suddely grabs you and drags you over to his last friend who had just arrived and your jaw dropped it was ths one person you didn't want to see Lee Minho with that typical cocky smile "well hello kitty long time no see" you feign gagging and roll your eyes "you guys know each other?" "No chan we hate eachother." "Hate is a strong word princess" he says with fake pain on his face resulting in you walking away hoping he doesnt see your slightly red face (you hated him you really did didnt you? You wanted to but your heart betrayed you every time he was close god those perfect features made it so hard to hate him)

You spent a while dancing with Gina when you feel a hand on your shoulder and Gina gives you a look before walking away not knowing she was leaving you with someone from your past so bad you couldnt even bring yourself to tell her. You spin around and the blood drains from your face "R-rick?" The man smiles ominously "hey angel you look like you've seen a ghost whats wrong sweet cheeks?" You cant even speak and you just mutter "I- you-how-why.."

"Jeez miss me that much my sweet thing?" He chuckles as he raises a hand causing you to flinch and try to back away "Where do you think your going darling!?" He seethes as he grabs your wrist tight enough to make you wince you speak in a quiet tone not wanting to cause a scene "p-please let me go I didnt do anything" "I know honey" he say as he caresses your cheek with his free hand and you try to pull away causing his grip to tighten "o-ow!" "Shut up and nothing will happen ok?" From across the room you see chan and Gina talking not realizing whats happening "I'll be quiet pmease just let me go your hurting me" "stop being dramtic unless you actually want me to hurt you y/n." He leans down to whisper something in your ear and smirks at you while letting go. You start hyperventilating and sobbing silently and start to have a panic attack and then in the blink of an eye Rick is on the floor with someone straddling him punching him relentlessly the person blurred by your tears says in between punches "when*punch* someone says * it hurts * you let * go if she says * let go * you let * go. Understood?" Rick nods desperately "y-yes I do" "good" then ths man suddenly pulls you into an embrace stroking your hair telling you its alright and you find yourself relaxing and then you realize who it is when chan comes over and yells "MINHO WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT JUST PUNCH PEOPLE UNTIL THEYRE BLEEDING FOR NO REASON!!" minho quietly replies because he doesnt want to stress you out more "no reason? Are you fucking serious right now chan? I was protecting YOUR friend from him because he was hurting her and weren't even paying attention and stop yelling right now your just going to make it worse." Chans angry expression drops immediately and he looks at you stepping toward you "did he hurt you Y/n? I'm sorry I should have paid attention to you are you okay?" As chan steps closer you look at him with red puffy eyes from crying and nuzzle farther into minhos chest "No chan im not okay. You promised me you would always be there to protect me and...you werent. Please leave me alone" "o-ok" chan replies stepping back as gina steps forward you step back behind lee know he puts an arm out signaling for her to stop but she just scoffs "dont tell me to stop shes my best friend I need to be there for her." Minho stands firm in between you and her "but you werent there for her that's my point she needed you and you werent there" you tug at his shirt signaling him to come down so you could whisper in his ear "I wanna leave" he nods and grabs your hand leading you through the crowd "We are leaving" he says as you exit and climb into his car the drive is silent but as you pull up you invite him in and he accepts you entwr your apartment and head to the couch as you sit he lays his head on your thighs blushing which makes you giggles "what's so funny L/N?" You blush at him calling you by your last name "nothing your just blushing and I thought it was cute" it takes him a bit to process and when he does it only takes a few seconds for your lips to be connected in a sloppy but passionate kiss teeth clashing but still hungry for more you climb onto his lap and start to grind earning a grunt from him that only riles you up more but he breaks the kiss "we shouldnt do this" "I dont care about the consequences I wanr you as much as I want to hate you I can't" you kiss him again this time with more lust behind it as you fumble to take your dress off breaking the kiss to do so you blush as he admires your chest as if its the most beautiful thing he's ever seen (to him it was) he stares wide eyed before he kisses you again and you melt into it tugging at his shirt desperately trying to get it off earning a chuckle from him "need help kitten?" You grumble as he breaks the kiss to take it off and now its your turn to stare 'i mean you always knew he was fit but DAMN' you think as you trace the ridges and valleys of his abs when something catches your eye.. A small scar on his stomach...

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I just had the most INTENSE Hannigram dream... and i haven't even been watching the show of late (took a break for MH reasons). All i did was look at some gifs/picspam and meta on here, and... Hoooo-boyyy. That was the kinda dream that leads one to write it out in fic-form if only to cope with the visions.

Step one is sounding out the peeps, to see if ppl think it's worth writing down in longer format, so:

(Preface. Some of this is solely related to my brain freestyling, and doesn't always match show canon/character stuff. Fair warning.)

Will is having a dinner party at his place. He didn’t invite Hannibal on purpose, as a way to pull his metaphorical pigtails. (Obvs Will isn't really the 'throw a dinner party' type, but if he can by doing so tweak Hannibal's nose... He even deep-cleaned the dog-hair cuz he knows Hannibal will hear about it from Alana or whoever and show up anyway, because this is a courtship.) Anyway, Alana is there (partly because Will knows that she slept with Hannibal and that'll be even more tense/edgy). I dunno if Jack is there, but probably since it would make Hannibal's exclusion more pointed (I think Will's trying to get revenge on Hannibal for whatever weekly machination). Also, at one point Will's former foster parents materialize at the event (don’t ask. My brain invented that part, prolly cuz i work with foster youth).

Anyway, just as the first course is being served there is a v. precise knock at the door. We know who it is. Will goes to see, trying to pretend to be surprised/disdainful, but he's positively *thrumming* with anticipation as he opens the door. Of course it's Hannibal, bearing a gift/excuse. He hands it to Will; "Oh, i apologize, you have company."

"Yes, a dinner party."

(Alana looking up from the table, uncertain, prolly earlier she asked Will why Hannibal wasn't invited and was it because of her?)

Weighty silence. No invite. "Yes, well. I do hope it goes well." Hannibal turns to leave, visibly disappointed.

Will, aware of what he considers rude, and also that he would never be so crass as to gatecrash/invite himself: "Would you like to join us?" (SO much buried tension just under the surface. So much CHALLENGE. Will he take a pity invite? Make an excuse, say something about not wanting to interrupt? Or will he recognize this for what it really is?) (Authors note, this is the part of the dream where i started to sweat.)

Then... "I'd love to."

He enters, closing the door precisely behind him, allows Will to escort him to the empty (saved) chair to Will's right (Alana at his left is now facing Hannibal. The room swirls with unspoken tensions.)

Meal. Stilted, barbed, mannered conversation full of little prodding notes. Mostly just Hannigram. Alana tries to join in a couple of times in an attempt to alleviate the taut vibe, but quickly gives up. Hannibal addresses the foster parents (?), but only to shoot weighted comments at Will whilst asking re his childhood achievements. The FPs make a stab at civil convo, but are clearly bafflled. Everyone else focuses on their plates. There might as well not be anyone here but Hannigram, verbally fencing.

At some point, Hannibal rises, asks to use the facilities. Will follows to guide him, and is waiting in the hall as he exits. Will knows Hannibal won't lower himself to sidle past. The corridor is THICK as they face each other inches apart. Will is already panting like a slut even as he butches a little to bluff/pretend to keep the upper hand. Hannibal knows exactly what he is doing, and why, that this is flirting. The moment hangs on a knife edge.

(My alarm goes off. I wake up cursing and wrung out.)

Shall i write it & see where it goes, good ppl? (Sans rando foster parents, lol)

[le-trash-prince]

OF Episode 6 Thoughts: SandRay

Boyyy. BOYYY. THIS EPISODE.

Sand I get that you hate Top and can’t stand seeing him be happy and buying Apple Sodas for his bf, but manipulating Nick and Ray to get at Top was not it. HIS BROKE ASS DESTROYING HIS OWN PHONE WAS UNHINGED. SCREEN REPLACEMENTS ARE SO EXPENSIVE 😭😭😭

I wonder if perhaps Sand doesn’t know Ray well enough to have realized how much of a loose cannon he can be. I feel like he should have gone to Mew himself, even if they don’t know each other that well. Feels a bit shitty to use Ray as the messenger, but I have to say I enjoyed watching Sand be a bit shitty so whatever

I really hope we get the full scoop on what went down with his ex because Sand is NOT letting this shit go.

The bar scene was impeccable. I thought it was just gonna be Ray going off on Top, but he brought out the whole damn burn book! The entire time I was just yelling “RAY NOOO” but honestly, I can understand him for exploding on his friends after the way they act like they’re better than him!

“Yay everyone is a couple! Oh except for Ray oops” and the way Mew immediately jumped to making accusations on Ray just from seeing him come out of a bathroom stall 😭 like bro is a man not allowed to take a dump in peace. Mew really ripped into him, and I get that he’s coming from a place of concern and being tired of beating around the bush, but Jesus Christ Mew.

So yeah I can see why Ray would explode because everyone in this group is shitty, they just pretend that they aren’t. And I guess if Ray was gonna blow up about TopMew at Mew’s own birthday party, he might as well go off on everyone else.

But also why did you have to do this in public at Mew’s fucking birthday party Ray 😭

Also I think it was shitty what he said about Sand not wanting to be a singer, just doing it for money! Some people are not born into wealth, Ray!!!! You know Sand has to pay for his own school and his mom’s debts! And you can’t even act like you’re pursuing a passion for the sake of the art!

ALSO Rays comment to Sand in the parking lot was uncalled for, like sir this man is trying to save your life and you dare to call him a whore???

I guess we know now how Ray’s arm ends up in a sling. I hope this can be a turning point for him coz SON you have got to learn to love yourself. He and Sand are a long way from being able to manage dating if Ray can’t even comprehend the thought of someone caring about him as one human to another. Ray has got to be able to get beyond depending on other people to save him, and that can be a very difficult road. Also Sand has gotta move past whatever the fuck happened with his ex! Because that’s been affecting his relationship with Ray from the beginning

That about sums up my thoughts on this episode, although I will add I was very devastated at wanting more Cheum/April only to end up with Cheum talking shit about her gf 😭 But I respect April for her reaction and demanding better communication.

BostonNick post

TopMew post

[glittermolars]

My friends and I restarted the Shadowrun campaign we started a few years ago and I’ve been drawing MY BOYYY Cabar3t (Cabaret). He’s a troll decker on the run from his Ares exec ex-boyfriend because he might’ve maybe uhh stolen his deck after the break up. He’s faggy, blunt, a bit of a coward, and has a rocky relationship with the ol’ meatspace, but he’s wicked good at decking and hacking, so the party of Awakened folks (and one stowaway college student) are keen on keeping him around. Oh how I love him so ❤️💜❤️

C H E E S I N ‘ ✨ (which he doesn’t do enough)

[simcardiac-arrested]

your fever is going up? 😳well then

false disposition is a song by ferry, the second song in the parties are for losers vocaloid series, released not long after the first one. it centres around sanya and her relationship with yura and sergei (sorta). it is a series of flashbacks. the next pafl song will also focus on sanya, i suspect

the first flashback is of sergei telling sanya that the world is a cruel place to people like her (shes albino), that he'll keep her safe. he has a very "it doesnt matter if youre not happy it matters that youre alive", although he also cares about her happiness still. he prefers she'd be alive tho. their parents are dead, so, hes had to take care of her for . around a decade? almost completely alone, with the help of nikita (loser) and kolya (we'll learn about him next song i think). she does care about sergei, but dear god she wishes he'd at least let her go to school (shes homeschooled)

now, homeschooled. she gets tutored by yura in math, who sergei is also preparing to become a stalker. she loves hanging out with him. hes her only friend - he doesnt rlly consider her a friend at this point, just a weird teen he tutors. that sucks at math. she likes hearing about how his days are going, and, they don't even rlly talk about math lol they just talk about random shit. one day, sanya asks yura to take her to a party, and! after a bit of surprise he does!

she does not like it there:( more specificaly, she sees yura flirting with a girl, and she goes outside, kicks up and punches trashcans all "ohhh this world is a cruel place to people like me, he told me so- i wont give him that, damage control wont help me now- i wish i felt nothing at all" bc like, i dunno, her and yura have a weird crush thing going on. but they also don't. weirdos. yura however comes to find her n goes Oh Man i hate this town. and starts beating up the very same trashcans with a baseball bat. n they bond then and there ... besties ... their fates, sealed as buddies ....

anyway, the song ends like it started- with sanya running after yura who is going to the zone for his stalker trip, and going "its not like im saying goodbye, but just in case, i wanna tell you i-" but yura interrupts her. tells her that he'll come back, not to worry. gives her his jacket. and thats it boyyy. check these images out

heres your saff boss

[ballplayersxo]

Yes MPJ little brother went driving while intoxicated in jan and hit someone else’s car at the intersection. And she died. He’s currently awaiting trial. He’s 21 I believe. Sad and I won’t blame michael but he def introduced that lifestyle to his siblings.. strippers, escorts etc introducing them do women damn near 30 and they just got out of highschool. He did this over summer with his 18/19 year old brother when he brought him to James garden’s bday party. There was a video of them entering the building he literally told him brother to sag his pants more :/ it’s always the church boys cuz boyyy me and friends used to discuss MPJ all the time. Dangerous 😂😭😭

this is actually so sad. see when you don’t give kids freedom they end up doing shit like this when they finally get a taste. rip to the woman who died 💔

[choiwonder]

FRATBOY JISUNG🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

OHHHH BOY OH BOYYY THIS IS THE MAN, he’s like the connie of eren fanfics 😭😭😭😭, everyone knows him, he’s hot and the life of the party 🤭🤭

omgggg imagine being in rival sororities and you’re sneaking around his frat house, giggling in the halls whilst jisung is playfully trying to kiss you,,,,, you attempt to shush him with a grin dressed on your lips as he pins you against the wall ignoring your teasing protests!!!! oh jisung dreamy sigh, how he’d fit the both of you in a closet to hide from the others then remind you to stay quiet or you’ll get caught 🫶🫶🫶

[cupofchangeling]

Ted was a bit of a softy. Weak willed and squishy and unable to grab anything with those stuffed, sewn arms of his. Not that BøRthoLåøxz could judge—his arms were claws made of pure shadow; not much good for anything other than ripping or tearing into Dreamflesh.

But it was irksome, honestly, to see Ted weeping softly, his button eyes unable to shed a single teardrop but still somehow shining with grief.

“He’s—g-g-gooonnee!”

BøRtho rolled his eyes. “Whaat, Ted? Who’s gone?”

Ted simply wept some more.

BøRtho sighed. “It’s not the spaceman pillowcase again, is it? Just ask Zach to put a new one on he’s got a million—“

Ted sobbed loudly, interrupting him. “I CAAANN’TTT. he’s GOOOONNNEEE!”

BøRtho sat up straight through the bed, abandoning his lounging position and the magazine he’d been flipping through.

“Zach’s gone? Gone where? He only went to the closet to turn out the light.”

“I—I—k-k-knowww,” Ted sobbed brokenly, “but he’s not there anymore. And he’s not here, and he’s goonnee.”

That was a little strange, he had to admit. Zach usually liked to sleep with the closet light on. BøRtho was a little shaken. People really didn’t just vanish into closets, not unless a monster was hiding in them. But the post in Zach’s bedroom was for under the bed, not in the closet, and besides, he was already filling the job. “Ted, people don’t just…vanish into closets. Not without something strange in them already."

Ted looked at him with eyes wet as oceans—even though they were still plush-toy dry. The sentiment wasn’t a lie, but BøRtho could tell it also wasn’t exactly true in this case. He didn’t have the heart to let Ted down.

“He’s probably just…getting a glass of water…from the…Bathroom!”

Ted nodded, and loudly sniffed as his useless cotton arms swiped clumsily at the shiny buttons on his face. “Y-yeah. Bathroom.”

And that was it. Crisis averted, BøRtho could go back to his magazine. Until--

“But—he did go to the closet. And he still isn’t back yet…. Say, BøRthoLåøxz,” (always the full fucking name with this one!), “you don’t happen to know if any mo—...M-words took him, do you?”

Ted thought the word “monster” was offensive. Hilarious. Still didn’t stop him from using its censored version, though. He should hear what the other boogeymen referred to themselves as.

“No, Ted,” BøRtho sighed (they’d been over this ten years ago when he’d first been posted), “a monster definitely didn’t. I got the job here—I’d know if someone else was posted here.”

Ted scrunched his stuffed face as well as he could—not quite reaching fear or disappointment against his sewn-on smile. “So who did take him? He wouldn’t leave us!”

Ted was right—Zach didn’t like having a boogeyman, but he wouldn’t abandon him. And he adored Ted too much to just piss off without a goodbye. “I—don’t know.”

The closet wasn’t dark. The bare bulb on the string still gently hummed with electricity as BøRtho slithered up to it, Ted slowly plodding close behind.

“He isn’t here! I knew it!” Ted began to weep again.

“Ted, calm yourself. I’m sure he’s perfeclty—"

“He’s only 12!” (13. Zach was 13. He’d just had his birthday party yesterday.) “He can’t take care of himself! He needs us! HE’S JUST A BOYYY!!!” the wailing was so loud BøRtho was certain it was going to wake the whole household. At least they wouldn’t have to look for Zach alone.

But then, there came a voice. “Why, that’s not true!"

The pair turned to look at the figure who had appeared in the light of the closet behind them. It was a woman, tall and larger than Zach. She seemed to glow in the dim, golden light, and was dressed in soft, comfortable clothes.

“He’s not a little boy anymore, Ted.” She stooped down to pick him up, and BøRtho curled around her ankles as if he could actually hurt a being made of golden light and cashmere.

“Who—who are you?” Ted sniffled, but at least he wasn't sobbing anymore. Teddy bears. Always so quick to change their mood.

The woman’s eyes twinkled. “Oh, I think you’ve heard of me. Who does he call in the middle of the night when he’s scared or hurt, BøRthoLåøxz? Who hugs him even better than you do, Teddy?"

Ted gasped. BøRtho gaped. The Mom. Moms were widely heard of, but they had a magic that dispelled boogeymen away from children, and that made Teddy Bears sort of just—float away until their children were alone again. They had never seen one up close.

“You’re…the Mom?”

She looked down at him. “Yes, BøRtho, I’m Zac’s mom. I’m the first person who noticed the change, and while it will be painful to watch him drift away from us, I think ultimately it’s for the best that you helped him grow up.”

“So..our job…was to help Zach grow up?” BøRtho definitely hadn’t been told about this at orientation.

“And you’ve done a wonderful job preparing him for us! Fear, and comfort, in equal amounts! Zac—he spells it without the H, now—is going to grow up into a fine adult! His father and I are excited to see how he becomes his own person. Thank you,” and she gently stroked Ted’s cheek, and her hands glowed with golden light that swirled down Ted’s fur and made him twitch and shiver a little.

Ted began to cry again, and large drops of water fell to the floor. Almost too big for a teddy bear. “B-but..he’ll forget us!”

The Mom smiled tearfully. “Oh, but that’s the best part: he won’t forget you. He just won’t always be with you. He’ll tell stories about us to his friends. He’ll recall your soft arms when he passes toy stores, and your reaching claws when the wind shakes the tree branches in the middle of the night! Whenever he’s scared, he’ll think of you, BøRthoLåøxz. And Ted, he’ll pass you onto his own child someday! And you’ll smile again.” She gently tapped on Ted’s stitching, his usually-stiff smile now a sorrowful, kinetic frown.

“But what do we do until then? I thought this job was for the long-haul,” BøRtho piped up. There was an uncertainty to this whole thing that made his (entirely metaphorical) knees weak.

“Oh, well, sometimes it is. But usually Boogeymen get reassigned sometime after puberty. Unless they retire, that is. Or transition to Sleep Paralysis Demons.” She gently quirked an eyebrow at him.

BøRtho rubbed the back of his shapeless neck, scratching non-existent hairs. “Ah-I dunno. I—I kind of liked being the monster I was. Nice, soft gig, didn’t need to do anything truly horrific. Can we just—go back to how it was before?” It was the sort of thing rational individuals never imagined themselves saying—until they said it. And the shameful surprise of the words caused some teary ectoplasm to leak out of BøRtho’s gaping, jagged eyeholes.

“Oh, my darlings,” and The Mom leaned down from her towering height and hugged them both close. “Nothing can ever be the same as it was. It must be new. And new again. You’ll have to keep those memories where they belong: in your hearts, and in the stories you tell to each other on the shelf while you sit and wait for the next child. Or to that child when the time comes.”

She pulled back, looking as sad as if she felt what they did. “Things must change.”

Ted started to delicately cry silent tears. “But I didn’t want a change!”

“That’s the thing about change, my darlings,” and she picked them up and put them on the closet shelf, “no one wants it until after it happens.” And she turned off the bare bulb of the closet, leaving them in darkness.

But she didn’t close the door, so the glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling and the nightlight in the corner and the soft glow of moonlight from the window all illuminated the darkness in the faint glow of something magical. Something that felt like love.

A child goes missing late one night after investigating a light emanating from their closet. The Child's teddy bear and the monster that lives under the bed must put aside their differences and form a truce in order to rescue the child.

[allthethingsicantpost]

Friday night was amazing.

This all started the weekend before Halloween. I had made desperate attempts at making plans for that weekend because I knew I would be child-free one night. Unsuccessful, though.

That is, until one of my coworkers who I wasn’t super close with (because she’s new to our team/shift) but have been vibing with more lately reached out and invited me to the Halloween party she and her boyfriend were going to. I immediately was down. Who cares if she was going to be the only person I knew? I can still drink and have fun. And boyyy we did have fun.

Like a week later she gets a text from her boyfriend, which she screenshots and sends to me. He specifically told her to invite me out on Friday, when his friend was going to be in town visiting. He said we’d get along well.

And I’ll be DAMNED if I was gonna pass that up. The timing didn’t work fantastically but I made sure my ex knew I was going out with my friend regardless.

So, no one told H that anyone else was joining them that evening, until my friend showed up and mentioned it. So eventually I get there. And we’re sitting around, drinking, just talking and bullshitting.

And then eventually we make our way out to the bar down the street. And we drink some more. Bullshit some more. H isn’t shy about putting his hand on my back every now & again. A simple enough touch, but definitely intentional.

I knew going into this that I was going to let whatever happen with this situation happen. I was going to have fun and not give a fuck about anything. I knew we were both staying the night, and that there was the couch and the air mattress set up in the living room for us to sleep on. I knew the chances that if we got along well, that we’d fuck, we’re fairly high.

So we left the bar and went back to the apartment. On the way home, someone parked on the street was blasting American Pie by Don McLean. I belted along with it. Once we got up to the apartment, I made Alexa play American Pie and once again belted the lyrics. I kind of fizzled out at some point because… the song is almost 9 minutes long and I was drunk. But H told me to keep singing. So I did. We drank some more. Talked some more. Bullshitted some more.

My friend and her boyfriend decided to retire to bed. And instantaneously, the SECOND they were gone, H slid over to me. And I knewwww. I knew this was a gooo.

The details after that are fuzzy. I don’t remember the exact order of things, exactly how x turned into y. I was preeetty drunk. But we started kissing. And I think I ended up on his lap? One of us was on the other’s lap and I think it makes the most sense to assume it was me on his lap.

Then my friend came out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom. Tiny apartment. Direct line of sight to the couch. We split apart so fast the second we heard the door opening. 😂

And then the second she was done and back in the bedroom, we were right back at it. I remember him pulling my pants off, my leggings getting stuck around my feet, as they do. At some point before long he took my bra off, and I remember being absolutely amazed and how instantly he had it unhooked. DESPITE there being three hooks instead of the usual two. Not a second of difficulty.

I remember him telling me I’m a good kisser. I remember him saying my name so many times. I remember him telling me I’m so tight. I remember FEELING a difference in his size compared to what I’m used to. I remember twinges of pain that felt sooo good. I remember moaning that he was so big. And I remember that his response was, “I’m not,” and then something about how it’s actually little. In no way was he little. I remember him telling me over and over that I’m his, do I know that? And that im okay. So much reassurance and I didn’t ask for, but it was so fucking hot.

At some point we moved to the air mattress. I remember him desperately asking if I had any STIs, that he doesn’t usually do this. Telling me he just got tested a few weeks ago and was clean. I remember getting out enough words to tell him I don’t have herpes. And that I actually just got tested last week because I freaked out over a yeast infection. But it was just a yeast infection. And somehow this didn’t kill the mood at all.

I remember him asking what I wanted at one point. And I told him I wanted him to eat me out & finger me. And he did. I remember blowing him. And that I didn’t try TOO hard, but that I couldn’t easily get all of him in my mouth. Confirmation that my vagina wasn’t lying: he was PACKING.

I remember him slipping a finger in my ass while he fucked me. I remember asking if he wanted to fuck my ass. His response was something along the lines of, “If you…?”

I reached down and grabbed him and pushed myself back on him. This was the point I decided I was indeed too drunk to finish. Anal usually gets me EVERY time but it just wasn’t happening. But it didn’t matter to me. Everything still felt so amazing.

I remember him asking if I came a couple times. I think one of the times I might have lied and said yes? But I can’t remember exactly. I remember him telling me he came “a little” at some point. But that didn’t stop him.

I remember him asking if he could give me a hickey, and I said yes. And fucckkkk did he. It’s so pretty. He really did mark me and I love it.

I remember him sucking on my tits. And unlatching to ask if I might be leaking a little. I told him it was possible (you’d think 2.5 years after weaning that wouldn’t still be the case but YUP), and he told me that was SO hot and latched right back on.

I remember him telling me to wrap my legs around his back. I remember halfway through whining that I needed to be quiet. Because I knew I wasn’t being quiet at all. And the walls of that tiny apartment were THIN. He clapped his hand over my mouth, but didn’t keep it there long. And I continued to be WAY too loud but not REALLY caring. Too drunk. Too deep into the feelings of ecstasy. Knew that my friend and her boyfriend probably anticipated this happening anyways, so who cares if they hear?

I DONT remember were he came exactly. I have suspicions it was a creampie. I think I vaguely remember him asking if it was okay? Like, asking repeatedly if I was sure? And I told him it was safe like I was trying to convince him to spare my life. Just short of begging. But I might have dreamed that interaction. Can’t say for certain. But I know it wasn’t in my mouth. And there was definitely no mess to have been cleaned up afterward. Sooo.

BUT it was safe. And I knew that. I knew I was just about to start my period so I wasn’t fertile anymore. Lo and behold, today Mother Nature blessed me with that confirmation 🙌🏼

And afterward, we laid there for a bit. I don’t remember if we were talking or cuddling or just laying in silence catching our breath. But eventually he said he didn’t want either of them to see his dick so he probably should put clothes back on before he fell asleep. And I agreed, but he insisted I stay there. He went to my bag and found my pajamas and brought them back to me.

And then we went to sleep. Together.

I slept pressed against him, in his arms, all night.

I felt him poking me once morning rolled around. I wiggled my butt back into him a little as he continued to snore off and on. Eventually he woke up and I let on that I was awake. We exchanged good mornings and pressed against each other. His hand found its way under the waistband of my shorts. He teased a little before asking how I was so wet so early in the morning. He asked if we should be doing this, and I asked what he meant. “The walls are so fucking thin.” I agreed, but still snaked my hand down, only to realize the dude not only slept in jeans, but a BELT.

And of course I had to question how the FUCK he slept in jeans and belt. And then that started a whole conversation tht completely distracted from where things WERE going, but probably for the best because the other two occupants of the apartment got up shortly after that.

We all continued to talk and bullshit all morning until I had to leave. Once I got all my stuff together and said bye, my friend and her boyfriend said bye from the couch, but H got up and came to give me a hug, giving a slight smack on my ass as we pulled away.

He lives out of state, but it sounds like he visits decently often. I told them to let me know when he visits again. I hope to godddd I get another shot here and this was not truly just a one night stand.

[cyberthot666]

so randomly met his dad last night. he’s ex military. we were hanging out and had to run back by his house to get his medicine & he lives with his parents and his dad came out and started talking to me. asked me where I’m from, how long I’ve lived here, what I do for a living. I didn’t feel nervous or awkward at all. he told me his dad was an asshole but he seemed very nice. and when we were done talking I went to shake HIS hand and then his mom was also there but I’ve already met her and haven’t really talked to her but she’s very nice. wasn’t planning on meeting this dude’s parents bc I’m not trying to be anything with him. we’re just hanging out til he leaves for air force which is what he says he’s doing. he’s only introduced me as a friend which is fine. well apparently off that one interaction his dad was like “she reminds me of your last ex” which he already told me all about. I have seen pictures of this girl. they dated for 3 years been broken up for over a year. and I’m sorry but like. you can’t compare me to her. first of all we look nothing alike. I’m actually pretty lmfao. and he told me how she acted & how she used him for money (and he’s such a simp he let her lmfao) and cheated on him and fucking stabbed herself when he tried to leave her. and just bc when his dad asked what I do for work I said I clean & I’m working on my art at the moment, he compared me to her bc apparently that’s what she used to do. but I guarantee her art didn’t look like mine 😂 she’s probably never even made a profit from her shit he told me she just used to do it for fun. boyyy I kinda wish I could see what it looked like 😂 & I am an independent cleaner which means I have long term clients & work for myself. I don’t work like say for some seedy hotel that overworks & underpays you. after that I was like okay your dad is an asshole bc wtf I was so polite & respectful & he’s gonna go make all those assumptions bout me off one BRIEF interaction 🙄 but also like, I ain’t got shit to prove. so okay 😂 and now he’s saying invite me to their family party later this month to get some food but I think really he just wants to sus me out which is fine bc now I’m up for the challenge 😂😂😂 I’ll show you why you can’t compare me to no random average bitch