#he is a king

[mysicklove]

idk if i have told u this but me and my friend are like friends with the guy who runs the hot dog stand at our school and we used to go there like once a week and everytime he would give us either a free drink or chips and mention how beautiful we both are. it’s so funny i cannot explain.

he has a very thick armenian accent so it’s so hard to understand him most of the time but today i walked up by myself to the stand after like a semester without seeing him and he like visibly threw his hands in the air and shouted my name in front of a line of ppl and gave me free chips😭😭😭

and then he told me he had a dream basically predictingthat i was going to come to the stand today. and THEN when i was telling him about my new lab job he was like “no no no. you are much too beautiful to work in a lab.” LMAOAAO and tried to convince me to work at the starbucks across from him 😭😭😭😭😭

it’s the little silly things in life that i just love

[gergthecat]

Guys can we find another quote PLEASE

“You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me.”

YES WE KNOW EZRA IS DOWN BAD

FIND SOMETHING ELSE

This is not to say I don’t like this quote, because I do, but I think that express that the beauty of the Files is entirely in Kady & Ezra’s relationship is CRAP.

WHAT ABOUT JIMMY AND ISSAC AND HELENA AND ASHA AND CHARLES DONNELLY AND MIKHAIL MALIKOV AND MISTER BIGGLES WHAT ABOUT THEM HUH WHAT ABOUT THEM??

[nexternalknowsthingz]

Ya’ll it’s Patrick Swayze’s birthday! Happy birthday and rest in peace to him, he was a great actor 🫶🎂

[mjfass]

Okay, but imagine being one of those people who say Yuta “can’t wrestle”, imagine being that dumb. Can’t relate.

[speckle-the-crow]

Made this awhile ago, thought yall would enjoy

[kcuf-ad]

Some Prick: You do not have to accept her reje-

Finral: coming out of a portal with a bat YES! YOU! FUCKING! DO! DON'T! YOU! UNDERSTAND! THAT! NO! MEANS! FUCKING! NO!

Finral: looking at his destroyed body No means no, my guy. How hard is that to FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!

[spnmrvlshrlckk]

There's nothing sexier than kindness - Rhys Darby

[brightdarkly]

Currently changing my legal name to Saw Hozier At The Hollywood Bowl

[1337wtfomgbbq]

Heiko Schotte is a literal King👑

[antisocialblob]

He sits atop his zero sugar throne

[pyotrkochetkov]

when evgeny svechnikov thinks you and @smileysvech are a lesbian couple

[cas-echo]

I'm gonna make him all the little crowns.

[pearfight]

JEANNOT K.O.

[mjfass]

Imagine hating Orange Cassidy. Imagine hating amazing wrestling and awesome gimmicks. Can’t relate.

[pandalosamentepandaloso-2]

Zazel ✨

[kcuf-ad]

Smile if you are the MVP of the entire Black Clover series.