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shiningshard · 2 years ago

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Stop side-eyeing me you goddamn rapscallion.

#he is very mischievous #he knows how to open doors #he has entered my neighbour's apartment several times #he is a CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!#JAIL FOR HIM

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semisolidmind · 9 months ago

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ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #dogday #spoilers #LISTEN HES CUTE AND HE GOT A CRIMINALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF SCREENTIME #i think he deserves to be loved and taken care of and i will give him a y/n to achieve that #this isnt my usual fare but ch 3 messed me up man #sunnyangel

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varpusvaras · 2 months ago

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Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

#roy harper the certified villain fucker #he has a very specific taste #dark haired criminals with a traumatic past whose names start with a j #everyone: roy blink twice if you are in danger #roy: awww guys he isn't like that anymore-#everyone: he shot someone in live tv last week!#roy: everyone makes mistakes! and the guy didn't even die!#everyone: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER #roy: YES IT DOES #dc #jayroy #roy harper #jason todd #arsenal #red hood

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jenoutof10 · 2 months ago

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alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉

uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it

super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class

#i think due to recent chapters fyodor had to be knocked down a peg #in my mind he is not only a highly dangerous criminal but a pathetic one #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chūya #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs fanart #bsd fanart #dazai fanart #chuuya fanart #fyodor fanart #artists on tumblr #🍑 jen's sketches

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dcxdpdabbles · 2 months ago

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Alfred: Who is this?

Seven year old Bruce: His name is Danny. He's my older brother

Alfred: You're an only child. You don't have a brother.

Bruce: Mom? Dad? Do I have a brother?

Thomas: I only ever loved your mother, and I find baby-making repulsive—no offense, Brucie—so biologically, no, you don't have a brother. Emotionally, on the other hand, if you feel like he is your brother, I don't mind calling him my son. It's not like I can't afford it, nor can this lad outrun me.

Alfred: That's... kidnaping, sir.

Martha: Oh don't be so uptight Alfred. You Brits worrry about the sillist of things.

Alfred: Silly thing? You mean the law!?

Martha: Yes, that's a pesky thing. Besides, he has my eyes and Thomas' nose! That's obviously our son.

Bruce considering Danny: He does have your nose, dad.

Thomas proud: A chip off the old block that one. Good job catching your brother Brucie.

Bruce: Thank you! I used my innocent face like you said, Mom!

Martha beaming: A pretty face is a valuable weapon, darling!

Alfred whispering to Danny: Blink four times if you want me to get you out of here. The Waynes are not entirely sane.

Danny:..... The kid just said he needed someone to walk him home cause he was lost.

Alfred: That's how they get you. I once offered Master Thomas my coat during a suprise downpour. That was four years ago, and now I'm a butler. He gave me an embroidered apron with the words, "You're mine now, Brit"

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #How Alfred and danny were assumilated into the waynes household #Danny is 14 #Bruce is seven years his jr and went “MINE”#Thomas Wayne is Greysexual #Martha is a somewhat reformed criminal #AU where Danny later saves his adoptive parents #No he is not related to them at all even if he is from a different universe.

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magewritesstories · 5 months ago

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just gonna leave this here

#spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds x reader #bau team #matthew gray gubler #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fluff #dr spencer reid #HANDS #hands #im just a girl #pls #have mercy #he looks so good #this man #who allowed this

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briefkittenearthquake · 3 months ago

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I like my men smart

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sad-littletalker · 3 months ago

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If Bruce is covering as Nightwing right now, who's acting as Batman in Gotham?

Tim: ok so any takers for the cowl?

*everyone looks at Jason as he is the second oldest*

Jason: oh no way. Absolutely not. Tim?

Tim: after evil gun Batman? ha. Nope. Plus DC doesn't pay much attention to me to make a good story about that.

Damian: may I-

Everyone: no.

Stephanie: OH I COULD BE PURPLE BATMAN!

Cassandra: I want to be Batman if Steph is my Robin

*everyone considers it*

Tim: that... isn't a bad idea actually. I like it.

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henrykudhirai · 4 months ago

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s1 doctor who (2005) is so special to me. they had the budget of a potato. a dustbin eats a guy and burps in the pilot. it only really picks up around ep 5. nine in his jacket. rose in her peak dumbass era. the special effects that are just so bad so awful so terrible. the introduction of captain jack harkness the world was never the same. are you my mummy? what do you mean the time lords are dead doctor what the fuck do you mean you killed them all. bad wolf? bad wolf? fucking iconic.

#doctor who #m #say what you will about nine he had sm less main character syndrome than the others #he truly was just war criminal with a box #this post feels familiar I feel like someone else has made it but I have shit memory and cant remember sorry

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pastanest · 1 month ago

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thinking abt being Spencer Reid’s controversially young gf (post-prison dilf era) and while he’s working a case he calls and is like,

“Dearest ray of sunshine, the heart of my life and reason for existing- Our unsub is gen-z and I urgently require your assistance. Please, what is rizz?”

#he’d be so earnest abt it too #and imagine you tell him and he’s all ‘thank you so much my ethereal goddess the light of my life angel’#and then he hangs up and turns to the rest of the team and is like #☝🏻🤓 actually rizz is-#spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid imagine #x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds imagine #gen z

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matthewsgreybubbles · 7 months ago

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Sometimes "babygirl" is a 44-year-old man, and you have to accept that.

#spencer reid #criminal minds #mgg #matthew gray gubler #HE IS SO BABYGIRL

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radiance1 · 9 months ago

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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason: