#he hasnt done the dishes ever

[massensterben]

ooc. i love writing Bertholdt as a deeply depressed, apathetic war vet that cannot take care of himself whatsoever. because it just makes sense.

[majorbaby]

I would've loved "the joker is wild" and Margaret is behind it all. The comeuppance that episode tries to dish out to Hawkeye (for being the most special and wonderful boy ever who hasnt done a single wrong thing in his life EXCEPT when he went too far bullying margaret) would have landed a lot better with me and would have been an actual well-deserved shot at the early years, since that's what the episode wants to do.

That early era, like the whole show, has clear flaws worth critiquing and BJ wasnt there for them so it's far less satisfying that he's the one behind it all. Hawkeye never did anything to BJ except love and accept him stains and all so this seems like a case of deuteragonist privilege to me.

I think it is a weak choice to critique what... the fact that the show was at one point a comedy?? When 'misogyny and rape jokes' are right there??? And they almost seem to to know that because of the nature of margaret's "prank" - which tbh, wouldve been OOC for hawkeye at this point anyway.

Margaret being bullied, often with undertones of sexual humiliation in the early years... Hawkeye could stand to pay for that. She deserved to do the Joker is Wild and it wouldve been that much more meta... Margaret returning to her days of villainy.

[fantrollology]

🍳 for everyone that hasnt been asked yet. i need 2 know who will cook me a delicious meal

EVERYONE????? ok i will just go thru my select page + a few bonus ones

🍳 - cooking

button - she can make a mean lasagna. outside of that, she's pretty average. she typically likes to make big batch meals as meal prep and eat the same thing for a week. outside of her repertoire of recipes shes pretty useless in the kitchen. i think she could impress someone who didn't cook, though. if she ever cooked for people she might even get a "good lasgana, button!" but, uh, will that ever happen? :/

jc - he can make cereal :)

rilakk - rilakk is pretty good at cooking! they are very thoughtful about the food they intake because of the amount of time they spend asleep. theyre good at cooking very hearty, filling foods! i think their go-to is probably curry and stir-frys, cuz they're flexible but you can build a lot of flavor into them.

spyke - you know how it is with spaghetti

lauren - ehhhh he can get around a kitchen, but he never really cared enough to be really good at cooking. the sort of buy pre-marinated meat and throw it in the oven, but hes more likely to go out. he likes good food! i think hes probably tried to make some recipes at home, like if he found a cool planet-specific ingredient and looked something up, but quickly became demotivated because its never as good as just ordering it out, and lauren likes good food!

ceefor - its a good thing shes rich and people cook for her.

fledge - she could probably follow simple recipes, but not much outside of that. she grew up eating from Fleet cafeterias so she never had a reason to learn. shes picked up some skills since living with arunae but she still wouldnt feel super confident cooking alone.

leathy - he doesnt like cooking enough to do it for himself, but hes very capable of following a recipe. he could make a decent meal for someone if they asked, or if he thought they'd like it :)

gazijo - this man can COOK!!! he can break down fresh meat and make u fucking ANYYYTHINNNGG and it will be so so so so good. he prefers to cook for others rather than eat out or have people cook for him cuz he likes to know where his food comes from and what went into it. since he started hunting fauna less hes gotten more into vegetarian recipes too! catch him finding a cool edible mushroom and incorporating it into something for dinner. dont ask him to bake tho.

ionyll - i think her cooking ability starts and ends at box mac n cheese. anyone want chipotle?

pj - pretty decent! hes got a couple go-to dishes. generally prefers to dress up a bowl of ramen or premade tortellini n stuff like that. nothing super involved but he can develop a decent flavor profile.

alaise - her cooking is mid (can follow recipes). i think for herself, if shes not eating out, she'd default to sandwiches / salads / other raw foods. her baking is more where she shines!!! really likes making muffins and cupcakes in particular.

iggy - he has not touched his stove since he moved in. he is eating canned chickpeas plain. hes eating deli ham. maybe put some cheese in there if he's feeling fancy. if it doesnt come together prepared in a package then its not being eaten together. closet he gets to cooking is microwave meals

palaia - capable of following recipes! she never really needed to learn to cook, but she would prepare something for herself if what her sect was offering didnt interest her that way. she does prefer more raw foods, though. salads and the like.

alaska - capable of following more complex recipes, and has a few good ones memorized. capable of impressing people, honestly. he likes to cook himself nice things, though he does prefer to cook for others.

stasia - i dont think shes ever cooked.

trixis - she can cook!!! i think she prefers things that have some of the prep done but she'll make something if shes really in the mood for it. she prefers to make something simple and hearty at home rather than eat out.

aether - roasted vegetables + pasta my beloved. shes trying her best

mim - he can make a good smoothie :) it'd be easier if he had a blender, though...

m0g0 - she can follow a recipe to the letter. exactly. not beyond that. any kitchen common sense is lost on her.

[cripple-cat]

screaming into the void about my personal issues for a moment

i know how to be independent

i am repeatedly prevented from being independent

i love my mom but her love for me is still tied to me being unable to live without her, which hasnt been true since i was nine. her boyfriend thinks i dont know anything about the world and cant think or do anything for myself because im disabled and his girlfriends kid. when i lived with my dad before he threw me away like fucking garbage, i was almost entirely supporting myself and my pets because he absolutely refused to support me. i paid that man rent. i am an adult man.

i am repeatedly prevented from being independent, and then villified for not being independent.

i am grateful that my mom is supporting me while i get my degree, but i never asked her to. she has always wanted me to get a college education and now i am, and it makes me dependent on her, therefore she loves me. shes not even paying my tuition or anything actually college related, she made me take on student loans, and i will be saddled with that debt for the rest of my life because she was unwilling to let me work for a couple years while letting her foot the bill for me for everything else so i could save up. i have a life-long debt that i will never pay off because of her need to make me dependent on her.

i didnt learn to drive from either of my parents. my dad is a shitbag, so i obviously didnt learn from him. my mom screamed and panicked and struck me in the chest because she was so afraid of me driving. i only drove with her three times before i just couldnt safely do it anymore. the only other time i drove with her was the first time i drove on the road. it was in a fucked up that couldnt accelerate past 45mph, could not hard brake, had no rear view mirror, and had a steering wheel that had to make two full turns before the tires would even think about turning. she was spasming and possibly having a stroke in the passenger seat. we were moving to a new place. it was traumatizing. i learned to drive through trial by fire with one person who doesnt know how to drive and isnt licensed and another person who was drunk 90% of the time. i didnt need my mom. she was the reason it took me so long to learn to drive and is still the reason im afraid to drive on the interstate.

she doesnt take care of my pets unless im not home for whatever reason, which is almost never, because she has made me dependent upon her for transport. i have to take care of her dogs a lot because she and her boyfriend keep forgetting to feed and water them at the right times. i clean up after them, i feed and water them, i take them outside. the only thing i dont do with them is play because i fucking hate dogs! i have to take care of dogs when i hate dogs!

her goddamn boyfriend keeps acting like im incapable of doing things until the moment he thinks something should already be done and im clearly the only one who can do it, even if im busy with something else. this is a man who did not know you have to use hot water to wash dishes, so clearly he just cant understand the concept of "im busy right now, ill either get to it tonight or tomorrow." he gets flustered and frustrated and starts yelling in the kitchen and slamming doors and doing things with excess aggression the moment i specifically inconvenience him. if its my mom it doesnt matter, but if its me he throws a tantrum. im the problem in all situations.

i have not been allowed to heal from any of my trauma because im held resoonsible for the feelings and trauma of others. when my mom has issues, i have to fix them and keeo her distracted and help her process and make her feel better. when her boyfriend has issues, im expected to suck it up and be gentle and understanding with him. when i have issues, im met with "weve all got problems, its not getting you out of this" or "youre not the only one with problems, im having a hard day, too" or even "no, youre gaslighting me." have you ever been gaslit by being accused of gaslighting? it is a bad fucking feeling.

im exhausted. im a disabled person, yes, in many ways, but i would not be dependent on anyone if i were allowed to be independent. i dont want to live like this. i cant fucking live like this. im so, so tired. this is the most coherent ive been in days.

sorry to anyone who reads this.

[sprinklethetangerine]

So today, I was on dishwashing duty, and I was washing the dishes as one does when my sister came into the kitchen and asked me if I had fed Sugar, our cat, and I said "no" cause like obviously not the first thing I did was wash the dishes.

So I expected "well, since I'm busy washing the dishes and now she knows that Sugar hasn't eaten, she'll feed him, right?"

But alas, why would I ever delude myself into thinking that my OLDER SISTER could be more responsible than me, because the second I was done with the dishes she TOLD ME TO FEED SUGAR CAUSE HE HASNT EATEN SINCE THE MORNING

She had nothing to do today, nothing at all, and yet... she can't be bothered to FEED OUR CAT.

[indigo474]

42423- everything is ok

I'm getting use to work- or rather being a boss. I'm feeling more confident in my newish role. I wish everyone would do what they are suppose to do- when they don't it makes more work for me. I have one rep i just don't like, and i can't hide it. I hope she quits or gets fired. HR is involved and I have a write up just waiting to be discussed with her.

My running game has sucked lately. I swear its the pollen. It's probably in my head. I started the 5 k program over- sort of. not from the very beginning- I did everything I could today to make sure i would feel ok- slept good, ate well , hydrated, and exercised. Jason hasnt contacted me. I could have liked him- had he been the person i wanted him to be. I probably gave him too many chances - i should have been done with him a few weeks ago. i might have an online dating app stalker. I'm about done with the apps for a little while. i don't know if its worth it- i'll just continue to focus on myself. i have no idea if i am taking a vacation this summer. I should do something. i plan on tripping at the park. i just want to get rid of these mushrooms. HA all at once- what could go wrong? Nothing-Marci wants to hang this summer. I'd like to see the ocean. i'd also like to move out of this apartment. i would also like a lover- to find me. I enjoyed getting stupid high. i forget how much fun it is. I have not heard from my lawyer- makes me nervous- like things aren't going to happen the way they are suppose to . I had that thought again. He's going to kill me. there was a car parked across the street, i got scared for a minute that it could be him and he was going to kill me. not a good feeling-not one i've had in a long time.

Speaking of mushrooms- i've eaten regular mushrooms my whole life. Now, i can't eat them- i can, but they gross me out. the taste grosses me out. ever since i made mushroom tea. Ive had them 2x since- once at home- i threw out the stirfry because the mushrooms were making me gag. the last time i went out to eat with Marci- i ordered a dish with mushroom. i just don't like the taste of them. something weird happened.

someone finally high fived me on the road. you would have thought i won a prize or something- that's how happy i was.

everything is ok-

[stonerzelda]

LONG ASS DIARY ENTRY LEVEL RANT ABT MY DAY INCOMING!!!! literally dont worry abt reading it i just NEED to get this down on paper/text cuz i am exhausted as FUCK okay. Alright. Nobody is allowed to bitch at me for it this time okay ive bitched at myself enough today!!!

Anyway so basically it started with me missing out vital information that i was working with someone i never met today, who was busy helping out other departments bc she doesnt actually do housekeeping primarily but i was so busy sobbing about my coworkers cat who i NEVER even met yesterday that i didnt. Catch this when it was mentioned to me gahdh.

So im panicking bringing all 3 carts up to the 5th floor, I start a room that was previously requested to be done early as she had a pedicure appt at 11:30, i wasnt supposed to be the one doing it but i was olone and freaking out so i was like fuck its gotta be me. I start it and maybe 20 minutes in somebody Politely comes up to me and asks if i knew where the other cleaning supplies were, and instead of putting 2 and 2 together (person in uniform ive never met on my floor + asking abt cleaning supplies = The Person That Is Fucking Helping Me Today) my big brain decides to VENT like "honestly idek whats going on, somebody was supposed tk be helping me but i guess they never even showed up 😠" and she just looks at me like "😐 thats me. I was here at 8am, I just had some kinda important things i needed to help out with." So. Cue me doing the classic 😳 face and start spewing apologies, admitting I was literally SUCH a MASSIVE fucking dick for no fucking reason + huge idiot for not figuring that out, she's immediately very forgiving and mentions that she did a 15 hour shift yesterday cuz SHES A FUCKINGE PARAMEDIC‼️‼️‼️

So yEAH im never ever ever ever ever gonna live that one down. Anyways once im done annoying her with more apologies and i finish my room, i start on the rooms im assigned that are closest cuz it just makes sense right? Wrong cuz now ive pissed off a resident cuz he hasnt done his dishes yet and was expecting me later on today, so he lectures me about messing up his routine which is fair, but then he goes on abt how i need to figure my shit out meanwhile the only reason this is happening is because MY routine was messed up. But explaining that to a 90yr old is literally pointless so i take the L. Then the OG room i did's resident calls me over and complains that i didnt do anything, meanwhile i sanitized + dusted + vacuumed + mopped every square inch but i didnt see the clean linens she HID IN THE FUCKING CLOSET so i had to go back and make her bed before her appointment, then finish the second guys room, then try to start on another ladies room who politely came by to ask me to do hers next, and so on and so on and so on and so forth.

BUSY BUSY BUSY FUCKINGE DAY then the paramedic girl asks me for help on a room that smells particularly bad, but then she gets called to cover for someone else- i already feel terrible so im like no problem, ill finish your room dont worry about it (thinking she would come back- she didnt)

So all in all i did 8 rooms, re-did 2, then got abandoned and i had to stay an hour after my shift was supposed to end to throw the dirty mops and rags in the wash/take out the garbage and i STILL didnt get tk the 1st floor bathrooms. Rip but my boss never called me back when i tried to ask him abt it so ill just do it thursday lawl.

Then i come home and spend 2 hours helping sweep up turf dirt in the rain so swag. Anyways diary entry over thanxxxx bye

bruhhhhHHHHHHH ive been forcibky put on break bcos ive had sucj a clusterfuck of a morning at work today lmfao FACK!!!! Ill talk about it l8er for now im chain vaping (not a thing but who care) and listening to my emotional support alien ant farm peace and love ✌️😖

[collisiondiscourse]

idk just. something about deku finally coming back to ua after the final battle all tired and world-weary. he looks like hes lost a lot of weight and has so many scars and his hair's all greasy from him neglecting his own needs.

and then katsuki sees him.

god, cause you know what? katsuki cares so much for him. the blond deep down inside is shaking and in pain but his outward appearance is calm bc thats what people need to see right now as the dust settles around them. he takes deku who shows up in front of the ua gates one day and pulls him into a hug that has deku shuddering and sobbing into his childhood friend's shoulder.

he all but collapses out of exhaustion and katsuki picks him up carefully in a bridal carry (and. oh god hes so light) before trudging into the dorm rooms.

between the two of them is a silent understanding—and so when bakugou and deku finally reunite, it isnt loud and violent like how most people think. there isnt any screaming or heartfelt tears or dramatic fights and declarations of love. no.

its just gentle.

katsuki brings deku to the dorm bathroom and helps him peel tattered and torn armor off scarred skin before carefully lowering the green-haired teen into a warm bath.

"you don't have to do this, y'know?"

katsuki only shakes his head, but deku understands him nonetheless.

but i want to.

bakugou washes his hair and helps him clean his fingernails until all the blood, sweat, tears, dirt, and pain has washed away. its utterly...

vulnerable.

its vulnerable in a way deku hasnt allowed himself to feel ever since the war. vulnerable in the way that deku can feel how much katsuki's been hurting—how much katsuki loves him.

and eventually the water runs cold, so he slowly stands up and allows katsuki to wrap him in a fluffy towel before hiding more sniffles and cries into the blond's shoulder (which the other doesn't ever comment on).

katsuki helps him get dressed in the softest clothes he could find and grabs a first aid kit. automatically, izuku sits on the edge of the bed as katsuki begins to disinfect and dress his wounds, making eye contact occassionally. still, they do not speak as both teenagers are lost in their own thoughts.

once all his injuries are taken care of, bakugou takes deku by the hand and leads him to the kitchens where deku simply closes his eyes and rests atop the marble counters while katsuki begins making a serving of soup. he hands deku the meal and sits next to him, silently watching the other eat with a soft but furrowed gaze.

once the freckled teen is done, katsuki puts away the dishes and gives him a look to which izuku shakes his head.

"i don't want to be alone right now, kacchan."

the childish nickname spoken in such a broken and hoarse tone makes katsuki's mind shiver, but he just nods and leads deku back to the couch in the common room. when deku sits, the blond holds his face reassuringly, whispering a faint 'i'll be back,' and quickly goes to get a blanket and pillows and settling the two of them against the couch. deku lays against his chest and closes his eyes and tries to drift asleep.

bakugou pulls izuku close until damp green curls tickle underneath his chin and the blond sighs finally in relief.

you're safe now.

izuku falls asleep knowing that even if he has the burden of watching the worlds backs upon his shoulders—katsuki will always be there to watch his.

[bigzootyjudysbitch]

Voltron HC.. cause why not

Lance loves to listen to music while cooking but he hasnt been able to do much cooking while in space so when they were finally able to fine things that are earth food ingredients Lance buys almost one of each seasoning(the needed ones) adobo, Paprika, pepper, salt. But when they go down the can aisle lance see’s bean’s and he thinks back to all the times he was a little boy and didnt want to eat the beans, but now that all he wants is his moms beans that were dished with ‘arroz y Frijoles Negros’ and as his mother was cooking the good you could hear her music from upstairs mixed with his sisters mysic playing shakira.

When they got back from the space store Lance told evryone that he would coon diner he put everything he bought down and put music on the playlist he made for his mom with all his and her favorite songs(songs are at the bottom).

When lance was done dinner he called eveyone back to the table and he had the happiest grin they had ever scene on him they coulf still hear the music playing “a mí me está pasando igual no dejo” and lance was moving his body a little along with the song not to noticeable but the team noticed.

They all sat down and lance came out with the food he placed plates in front of everyone the music switched to ‘me voy’ and lance git reminded of his dad, his dad used to spin him around in circles dancing with him to this song as his sister helped his mom with the food, the team started eating and pidge and hunk moaned as the food hit their taste buds “Lance, buddy, you gotta teach me what you did this is amazing!” Hunk said and Pidge made and agreement noise “this is really good Lance thank you” Keith said with a small smile and wink that Lance blushed a little to, Shiro nodded “where did you learn to cook like this?” Shiro said “oh! My mom she makes the best Arroz y Frijoles Negros! When we get back to earth you have to try her version!” Lance said with a grin.

[ellitx]

I know this is mostly a venti blog but will you write for albedo again? would love to see more of him with your writing.. oh also I hope this doesn't come off as pushy haha I was just wondering

I did made a snippet of another albedo x reader and the draft is sitting here for months now ajskks

It has 1.7k words and albedo still hasnt appeared yet orz so uhm, here ya go even tho its not yet finished im sorryy

This looks like aether x reader at the start

            The soft clouds of Mondstadt were a wonderful sight to see. Hues of white and blues scattered across the horizon, making it seem like a smudge of a paintbrush, beautifully painted on the canvas. 

            You were wandering at the town square of Mond, mindlessly checking the shops that will ever catch your interest. You passed by Marjorie’s souvenir shop, boring. Checking Timaeus’s alchemy, yeah you’ve already learned a lot, no need to go back there. 

            Unfortunately, there was none at all.

            A tired sigh slipped from your lips and furrowed your brows. There was nothing to do and you’ve already done all your tasks. Klee was still stuck in her confinement, so you can’t play with her today.

            What a bummer…

            Another sigh came and your stomach released a sound hungry grumbling. You squirmed and wrapped your arms around your waist to silence the noise. Walking around the town made you starve for sure. 

            You noticed a lot of people have been crowding at Sara’s restaurant. Was there an event or something? You shrugged your shoulders to brush those thoughts off, more focused on getting food than the commotion that is happening in front of you.

            “Excuse me—“

            “Please, traveler!! I’ll give you a meal for free!”

            Your brows raised in surprise seeing the Honorary Knight was here. “Ooh, free meal?! Traveler, say yes! Say yes!!” His floating companion, Paimon, exclaimed whilst floating around and wiggled her little legs in excitement. “F-fine… we can’t say no to a free food.”

            Aether placed his hand on his hair and ruffled it with a sigh of defeat. From the corner of his eyes, he saw you waving at him.

           “[Name]!” You approached them and gave a big grin. “Hey! Didn’t know you’re already back here in Mondstadt.”

            He chuckled and rubbed his neck sheepishly. “Yeah, we just recently arrived.” Before you could respond, Sara called out your name. “[Name]! Perfect timing, I also need your help.” 

            You tipped your head and hummed. “Sure. Is it another delivery?” The waitress shook her head and jutted her thumb behind her. “Lots of customers are coming and we need you two to give these orders on their table.”

            Your eye twitched and squinted at her in wariness. “I don’t mind but please don’t tell me I still have to wear that uniform.” 

            “Even though it’s a must, there's no need to. There's not enough time to change. Just give these meals to their respective tables.” She clasped her hands in front in a begging manner. Breathing in relief, you went to the counter to take the plates and set off to serve them.

            “You owe me a free Flaming Red Bolognese!” The outlander chuckled at your words and mimicked your action, ready to do the task.

            The duty actually went smoothly than you thought it would be. With Aether helping you out, it was fast and steady but with a few slips here and there. Just as you were already done, another pack of customers came rushing in.

            “Woah!! [Name] really is the waitress again in Good Hunter~!” 

            “Hey! First come, first serve!! And no skipping lines!”

            You stopped in your tracks and slowly turned your head. This is bad. Really bad.

            Your throat bobbed seeing lots of customers gathering in the diner. Then you slapped both sides of your to shake off the nervousness. Paimon glanced at you and floated over. “Woah, lots of people came. Shouldn’t you two handle it?”

            Aether seemed like he was about to pass out from exhaustion and hunger. “I…I just want something to eat…” Head clouded and hazy, he unknowingly grabbed the emergency ration by her legs and opened his mouth ready to take a bite to get rid of his starvation. It surprised her as she wriggled out from his grasp and stomped her foot in the air.

            “Get a hold of yourself! Sticky Honey Roast is almost there waiting for you!”

            “Huh?! Says the one who just floats around and does nothing to help!”

           This is going to be a long day.

  —

             “Good work, everyone!” Sara clapped and wiped her head to remove the sweat that was slipping on the side of her head. The waitress then put out a meat dish coated with sweet honey sauce. The fragrant of the freshly cooked dish wafted through their noses making them drool.

            “Finally!!” Aether cried and took a big munch of Good Hunter’s beloved dish. 

            “And here’s your Flaming Red Bolognese, [Name]. They’re freshly cooked, so eat it while it’s still hot.” She winked and gave you a fork. You thanked Sara and twirled the spaghetti with your fork, letting its long noodles snake around it.

            “Ah, by the way, I have another request for you.” You quirked a brow at her as you chew your food, signing her to continue. “A client asked me to prepare a banquet and since we’re currently low on staff, do you mind if you do the baking?”

            You grabbed a napkin and wiped the red stains on your lips. Her request made you raise a question though. Why you and not someone who’s good at baking? Well, you can bake too but at an approaching proficiency level only. 

            The first person who came to your mind was Noelle. She can do everything perfectly well with ease. However, she seems so busy lately, so asking her to do it will make you feel bad and you don’t want to add another task to her hands.

            And the other one is…

             I-I don’t know anyone else who can bake…! 

             You can also ask Aether but you don’t want to trouble him any further especially since he just arrived here. You've already lost count of how many sighs escaped from you. Well, it’s better to help a friend who’s in trouble than just leaving them there struggling.

            “Sure, but why me?” You asked. Her lips curved and grinned at you as her eyes gleamed like the stars at night. “Your Moon Pie was so heavenly! When I took a bite of it, all the taste came to me at once. And the meringue was perfect! Not too sweet and not too bland.”

            “I would do anything to have another plate of it…” She placed her hands on her cheeks as she whined, drooling just thinking about the said pastry. 

            “So what kind of pastries am I going to bake? I hope it’s not too many.”  Sara propped her elbows on the counter and leaned forward. “Just a cake that’s all.” She then waved her hand, motioning you to come closer.

            Aether looked at them who are whispering to each other. He saw your face turned beet red and before puffing up your cheeks and playfully slapping her arms. Whatever their chat was, he shouldn’t bother wanting to know it.

            Food is here. Food is free, must eat it. Yes, only these thoughts must be inside his head. He continued relishing the delicious meal with Paimon across gnawing the plate clean.

  —

             “Flour, check. Eggs, check. Milk, check. Now all I need is… strawberries!” You were currently shopping for ingredients in Blanche’s shop. Your eyes scanned the racks, looking for a pack of that delicate pink fruit. With the continuous search for the red fruit up and down the shop, you're starting to lose hope at no signs of sight of that sweet berry.

            Did they run out of stock?

            You went towards the shop owner and asked. Sadly, she said yes, much to your dismay. 

            “There might be fresh strawberries in Springvale. You should ask there. Or—” Blanche suddenly smirked, making you feel unease about what’s behind that mischievous smile of hers.

            “You could ask Albedo to grow one for you. He can easily grow out those with just his alchemic powers or something.” Huh, it can be. You closed your eyes and give a thought about it. 

            “Albedo? I mean yeah, but he’s busy right now.”

            “Eh? But he’s right behind you.”

            The mention of the said male standing behind you made you immediately whirled your head in excitement. You feel delighted knowing about it, but rather expecting to see his figure there, you see nothing. No one and not a thing was there. Only air greeted you. 

            The shopkeeper snorted and covered her mouth to hold her laughter as small tears started to create from the edge of her eyes. You can’t believe she just did that. You felt your cheeks heat up in embarrassment that Blanche just tricked you into thinking the Chief Alchemist was really there.

            “S-sorry sorry.” She said in between her giggles and shook her hand. You grumbled and took out a pouch of mora to pay for the ingredients and shoving it into her hands.

            “Keep the change.”

            And with that, you marched your way off to Springvale with your face still flushed. Blanche looked over to the waitress of Good Hunter and gave her a thumbs up with that impish grin still glued to her face.

i have to cut it off here since its not finished yet. It’s just klee and reader are baking. idk what happened to my motivation in writing for albedo ;; but if you read the snippet you can get the whole idea of this oneshot

[moonlit-imagines]

Father’s Day

Tony Stark x Stark!reader

warnings: fathers

a/n: this one goes out to all my fellow readers with daddy issues, i literally cannot stand my father and guess who hasnt talked to him since december? me!!! guess who might see him on saturday?? me!!!! please help me

prompt: in a perfect world, tony stark would still be alive, living a peaceful life with his amazing wife and two beautiful children. on @moonlit-imagines, anything is possible

There was something so sweet about having a little sister to share your traditions with. Since the dawn of your time, you always tried to make Father’s Day special for your dad. Now, you got to make it extra-special with a little help from Morgan.

“Do you have his card?” You whispered to Morgan while she crawled off her bed and underneath, pulling out a decorated shoebox full of crayons. On top of the pile was her homemade card for your dad, Tony. “Oh, he’s going to love it!” You told her as she handed the glittery card up to you.

“Did you get him a card?” She asked as she latched onto your arm and pulled you out of her room and down the stairs.

“Yes, I did, it’s on the dinner table. Want me to put yours with our present?” You looked down at your sister and she gave you the nod of approval, so you set the card next to the gift and brought Morgan to the kitchen. “Alrighty, kiddo, ready to make an awesome breakfast for dad?”

“Yes!” Morgan replied with some much-appreciated enthusiasm. You rustled through the fridge to grab some eggs, milk, and butter.

“Do you know where the sugar and flour is, Morgan?” You asked as you set your ingredients on the counter. Before you knew it, the ingredients you had requested were right in front of you. “Yay! Okay, now I’m going to measure these and you get to mix ‘em, deal?”

“Deal!” Your sister stuck her hand out to shake and you gladly accepted, she was catching on pretty fast. You turned the stovetop on and began dumping ingredients into to bowl. As you requested, Morgan began her duties as the designated stirrer. You went onto another task, which was getting out the fillings for the crepes you were about to make. Whipped cream, strawberries, bananas, and chocolate syrup. You’d been making this dish every year since you were eight years old. “All done!” She announced and you observed her work.

“Nice job! Let’s get this in the pan, wanna watch?” You lifted Morgan onto the counter (a safe distance from the stove) and began pouring the batter into the pan. “You have to be really quick with these, watch.” You flipped your crepe and waited a moment before moving it to the plate. “All done with that one, but we’ve got plenty more to go.” You repeated your steps over and over until there was a stack of these crepes on the plate beside you, now it was Morgan’s turn to participate again.

“What can I do?” She asked with a tilt of her head and you handed her everything she needed for the filling.

“You can put the good stuff on!” You told her and got out four more plates, one for each family member. “Just spray the whipped cream right down the middle...just like that!” You demonstrated, she was a quick learner. While she did that, you cut up the fruit and placed them on each crepe before wrapping them up. Next step was a long drizzle of chocolate syrup aaaand...done! “Give me a high five, little sister.” Her tiny hand collided with yours. “Want some juice?”

“Juice pop?” She suggested as a counter offer.

“Too early, how about orange juice. Go get some cups.” You told her and grabbed the juice.

“Mmm, smells good down here.” You heard Tony stepping down the stairs with Pepper and without missing a beat, you and your sisters screamed:

“Happy Father’s Day!” Your shouting lit up your dad’s face and Morgan crashed into him for his morning hugs.

“Thank you, my beautiful children, couldn’t have done it without you.” He sat down in his usual seat and looked at the masterpiece made for him. “I see you’ve taught Morgan one of your best traditions, y/n?”

“You bet!” You smiled and watched Morgan slide all of his gifts his way.

“You guys are so sweet.” Pepper looked over Tony’s shoulder at the cards you two had given to your dad. They really were enough to make a grown man cry. You and Morgan finally took your seats at the table and waited for your dad’s reaction.

“Did you make this all by yourself, Morgan? It’s a work of art!” Tony complimented and blew his youngest a kiss. “Thank you so much, sweetie. I love it!” He set her card down and grabbed yours, slipping it out of it’s envelope. His eyes scanned over the front and he flipped inside, reading the handwritten words you left for him inside.

Dear Dad,

We’ve had some crazy times over the years and I’m so thankful for them, good and bad. No matter what, you’ve always been there for me and I find comfort in that fact every day. Obviously, I’m here for you, too. I don’t know what we’d do without each other, honestly. Probably something dumber than we’ve ever thought up before. It’s nice to know that I have the coolest dad to ever walk this Earth, I hope you know how much I love you.

-Y/N

Tony stared at your writing for another minute with his hand covering the biggest, dumbest grin he had ever been able to show. He blinked back his happy tears and shut the card, placing it back on the table.

“I love you, too, y/n. Thank you for the card.” You could hear a slight quiver in his voice, he always got choked up after he read your cards.

“Open it, open it!” Morgan cheered and tapped on the wrapped box in front of him. Pepper rubbed her husband’s back as he reached over for it.”

“Okay, okay, let’s see what we’ve got here.” Tony unwrapped the box and opened it to find a lovely framed picture of his two favorite kids in the whole wide world, “Well, who could that be?” He asked sarcastically.

“It’s me and y/n!” Morgan stood up on her chair and smiled proudly while you held onto her leg making sure she didn’t fall.

“No way! Really? You two are so cute.” He gushed over the picture and set it aside, then pushed through the wrapping paper to find (drumroll, please), another silly tie! This time, it was picked out by Morgan herself. She thought unicorns were the obvious way to go.

“Morgan had creativity control this year, the second she saw it, she knew it was perfect for you.” You leaned on your propped up hand and watched your dad smile as he looked at the unicorn print.

“No kidding! It’s amazing, I love it!” He told you and your sister before climbing out of his chair to give each of you a kiss on the top of the head. “Thank you for another wonderful Father’s Day, now let’s dig into these crepes.”

taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @rorybutnotgilmore // @locke-writes // @sweetheartlisbeth // @queen-destenie // @natasha-danvers //

[kimhargreeves]

Break Up-Five x reader

A/N:Five breaks up with you. How will you react to this?

The day was just beginning and everything was going as usual, thing is the entire family would be arriving in a couple of hours since Allison said it would be nice to have a proper dinner for once. I wasn't too fond of the idea because that meant everyone would be here including Five. He always criticized how dad was such an asshole to us and never listening to anyone else, well he became just like that. ********* "We need a break." I almost choked on my drink and stared at Five who was sitting opposite from me, he said he wanted to read in silence and came here to keep me company..or that's what i thought. "What do you mean, Five?" He closed his book and stared at me coldly. "I'm breaking up with you." I glared at the serious looking teen and I threw my glass of water at him and stormed out. ********* Ever since I did that he hasnt spoken to me and we would constantly avoid each other if we were in a same room together. I heard someone snapping their fingers and I turned around and saw it was Allison. "Concentrate (Y/N), we need to prepare the meal before everyone arrives." Allison began to get all the materials we needed. "But its barely even noon." Vanya added confused as I was. "That may be true but it's better to start things early than late. Besides this is so we can all get along." "I know what you're trying to do, Allison." I say and she stared at me surprised but shook her head and turned her back to Vanya and I. "I have no idea what you mean." Vanya moves her head disapproving since she agreed that this was Five and mines problem. Klaus was away with the rest of the guys buying the last remaining of groceries, because if they stayed here they would try to steal the food early on. I began to cook some rice and Vanya confinued to stir the chicken. "This is smiling really good." Just then the guys entered and I rolled my eyes when Five walked in with a couple of bags and Klaus reached over to grab a bottle of wine but Ben was quick and withdrew it from his hands. "Quit being such an idiot." Ben told him and Diego agreeing with him. "I'm starving." Luther said walking past us and over where Allison was standing finishing up her part of the meal. She smacked his hands when he tried to fast the mashed potatoes "No touching the food. Now I need you guys to organize the table." She cheerfully said and the guys groaned but began doing as told. "(Y/N)." Allison called my name and handed me the bowl with salad. Allison nudged my shoulder and made me go to the table to start placing the dishes down. I gave her a nasty look and slowly went over to where the guys were. They each started to talk about boy things and laughing at some jokes they shared and as usual Five was silent and looking at his brother like they were insane. I quickly placed the bowl down and quickly left before either of them would noticed me. Dinner was done in no time and we were all joined together but it was going as . Everyone was awfully quiet, an uncomfortable silence. "Thanks for this Allison, you really outdid yourself." Allison smiled when Five complimented her cooking. "Thanks but I wish I could take credit. (Y/N) prepared that." "Oh, really?" That sarcastic bastard. I dug my knife against the wooden table and kept my glare of him. Diego who was beside me seemed afraid at my sudden anger. "Yes, really " I bitterly reply back and he crosses his arms. "I'm surprised you could do such a simple task. " "you little shi-" Diego and Ben held me down when I began climbing the table. Five seemed amused with himself while Klaus began laughing and the rest look at us disappointed. ********* Allison was very disappointed in my actions and I couldn't continue listening to her, so I walked outside to the back of the house to get some fresh air. I sat down and could hear everyone inside laughing and having a good time. I frowned and stared up at the night sky. "Hey.." I looked away when I saw Five standing next to me. I tried to control my anger but I wanted to slap him so hard.

Five sat down next to me and stayed silent for a minute or two. "Listen..im an asshole, alright? I'm sorry I said those words without giving you any reason-" "What was the reason then?" I finally spoke and  turned to him. Five stared at me and seemed to struggle to say something. "I was afraid that I might put you in danger and hurt if I didn't came back from that mission for the commission. They couldn't secure if I would make it out alive, so I did what I thought would be right." He looked away and I could see his eyes getting teary. "So, that's why you came all bloody the other day.." Now I understood why he did that. I couldn't help it, so I leaned forward and wrapped my arms around him and held his tight. "I forgive you..." Five hugged me back and kissed the side of my head and we stayed like that. Enjoying each other's company like we did back then.

[msf-diamond-dog]

I SAID ANSWER ALL THE MF QUESTIONS BEECH DONT MAKE ME COME OVER THERE

Okie dokii

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

jellyfish

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

Usually just shorts and a tshirt

3. What song really gets you going?

Right now, Lights Out by 3Teeth

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

In my bedroom

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

I dont eat breakfast or lunch so

6. Most embarrassing habit?

Bein an asshole

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

Fruity

8. Soft or hard tacos?

Depends on the taco, man.

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

/ryan stiles voice/ you guys wanna stop a fight

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

I aint talk to people

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

Just gray flannel

12. Any hidden talents?

I aint even got any obvious ones,

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

I love a good pint glass.

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

Barefeet

15. Favorite board game?

Candyland bitches

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

Always on

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

Cold with lots of layers.

18. Do you sing in the shower?

Always

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

Grave by Hellyeah

20. Last thing you cried about?

Anxiety attack a couple weeks ago

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

21, didnt have any before then

22. Relationship status?

Single but into someone

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

I dont spend a ton on clothes but I think I payed like 60 dollars for a band shirt once

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

Nicer clothes than usual?

25. Favorite memory?

Just bein a chill happy kid honestly,

26. Gum or breath mints?

Gum

27. Favorite shoes?

Mah boots.

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

This whole how I look situation.

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

I gots a shaved head

30. Have you ever had braces?

No, wish I did though, I hate my smile

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

Overdose.

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

I dont know really. I think I embarrass my parents more than the other way around

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

A couple nights ago

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

Legit dont have any. I have no connection with any of them so

35. Windows or Mac?

Windows

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

Uhhh 7. Our neighbor taught me.

37. Makeup or natural?

Both. Both is good.

38. What color do you wear the most?

Black!

39. Favorite season?

Winter all the way

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

I live in the desert and it hasnt rained in like 6 months so neither. Whenever it rains I just stand outside.

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

Prolly happened as a kid but I dont remember. We had a tree we all used to love climbing at the house I was a youngin at.

42. First car you ever owned?

Same car I have now, my 91 Nissian Pickup.

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

Anywhere from 12 to 2 am.

44. Are you a competitive person?

Not really no.

45. Least favorite color?

Yellow

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

A fishy

47. Sweet or salty?

Why not both

48. Favorite pasta dish?

Anything with basil and olive oil 👌

49. Favorite kind of chips?

Nitro Takis are the shit

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

Music. Nuff said.

51. What are some of your hobbies?

Music, video games, gunpla, legos, anything that kinda creative really

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

Monsters

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

Extra pepperoni with anchovies 👌

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

Fast food. I dont like eating around people

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

Close friends.

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

Being in a bad mood

57. Favorite labels about you?

Eh

58. Are you a religious person?

Not anymore. I grew up that way but organized religion always pisses me off. Im much more spiritual

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

One friend

60. What size shoe do you wear?

11 1/2

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

The fact most people cant read my sarcasm

62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

I dont think anyone has ever told me first

63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

Kinda sorta?

64. Heroes or villains?

Maximals all the way.

65. Favorite fruit?

Prolly mangos or strawberries

66. Least favorite fruit?

Unripe melon.

67. Favorite vegetable?

Potates

68. Least favorite vegetable?

I like all the ones ive had Im not picky but the lowest prolly be carrots?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

Usually 2 or 3

70. Favorite dessert?

Whiskey

71. Do you play any sports?

No, never been my thing

72. Age you learned how to swim?

7 or 8 I think.

73. Tell a funny story.

My boss keep salt lamps in every room of his house "just in case" of rfid waves (???) but refuses to wear a mask when he goes out cause "theres no proof it does anything".

74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

How much closer the brown side of my family is compared to the white side

75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

All the gossip, man.

76. What job would you be terrible at?

Math teacher.

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

TV shows

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

Anything that makes someones day a little better!

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

I do not like receiving compliments i always feel awkward

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

Not that I can think of off the top of my head

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

Usually the same thing

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

drug

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

Record

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

Ew

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

The whole the things

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

Survived 👈👈😎

87. If you could change your height, would you?

Maybe, I feel pretty short

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

Holding hands

89. Heels or flats?

Why not platform boots

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

Music

91. Would you want to be famous?

No

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

Prolly trespassing

93. What’s your spirit animal?

Water bears 🤔

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Won tickets and got to meet Jonathan Davis so that was pretty cool

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

Organized mess

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

All of the above if able

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

Planner

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

Important

99. What do you hope never changes?

How close the sun is to the earth

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

I aint ever wanna be that old.

Thank you Audi!!

[pbandjesse]

I feel really exhausted today. I dont feel as bad as I did but it has still been a little hard. I could not fall asleep or get comfortable last night and it was not fun at all. I was up until almost 2 and when I did sleep I had very active dreams and it wasnt even good sleep. Sucked. 

So when my alarm went off I told James I needed 5 more minutes. Which made it so I had to leave right away once I was washed and dressed. So it was a little bit of a stressful morning. 

But I got to work on time. And it was a nice enough day. We have 3 more kids registered but they are probably coming tomorrow. So it was just our small crew. But we were all kind of off today. Tired. 

Dasia came in late because her mom was flying back into town and her flight got delayed and it was a whole thing. The twins were there when I was and they were both tired. Caylee was in baby voice mode all day, and Caleb was just poking at his sister all day. But we did do some beading and that was fun. Hopefully well do more tomorrow. I probably could have been a better teacher but I was just really tired so we only did it for their first break. 

Once the other two girls got there we were all mostly just in class mode. I worked on sewing but I could barely focus on that. Today just sort of drug on. I did get some stuff done at least. And I read for a little while. 

We had lunch and me and the twins went outside for a while. It was very breezy today and it made me pretty cold. The first time we went out I remebered my jacket but the second time later in the day I forgot it inside and I was just so cold! My sweater was just to thin. I might put this one in storage. I have so many black sweaters so it wouldnt be the worst thing to put one away. 

Because everyone was so tired we pulled out the yoga mats and the kids all made nap areas. We used the big pieces of fabric in the closet as blankets and the bags of stuffing as pillows. It was very silly. But we had the lights off and for the most part they all focused on their work and it was all good. We were all sleepy though and I was shorter on patience for nonsense today. Like sneaking on youtube when youre actually in class. Like sure have a youtube video on while youre doing work, but not during the actual class. I know the class is stupid. I get it. But this is how this year is and yes I know the mask is annoying but we gotta wear them why have I had to ask 10 times in the last half hour. I might do a check mark system and if they get enough positive checks for masks Ill give them candy? Well see. I hate rewarding when its something they should just do, but this is a weird year. 

The second time we went outside we sung on the swings and on my silk for a while. But by the end of the hour we were all sort of whiny and tire. And so we went inside and cleaned up and I got ready to leave. 

I was very tired at this point. I checked in with Evers and gave him updates of the day. Told him the book requests from the kids. Turns out they are having someone from the library coming to bring books anyway so it was just a nice coincidence. 

I headed home. Took a different way home and it was nice. I stopped at burgerking and got a milkshake and when I got home I made the veggie popcorn chicken and it was alright. I might bake them longer next time to make them crispier but they were still nice. 

After I ate I decided I would sleep for a bit. Which ended up being almost 2 hours. I woke up very dehydrated and very confused because the sun had gone down. I changed into my new sweatshirt and got something to drink and I felt a little better. I checked on our animal crossing island and you can catch leaves right now! That was exciting but I was bad at it and got frustrated. 

I did some and work in my studio for a bit. I have two commissioned big frogs this week and so I sent them some fabric ideas. I also stuffed and finished a few other friends. I have to go through my frog box again though because I think I may have missed a bunch when I photographed before so I think Im gong to retake all the ones I still have? Well see. No sales today but James did get the two from friday sent out today. The printer issue seems to be a known thing so he found a work around and printed the labels in blue. He's so smart. 

I did the dishes and now I am just laying in the studio. I think I am going to go take a shower and get in bed. I am really hoping I can get easier sleep tonight. Dasia isnt going to be in tomorrow, so I will be alone with the kids. Which is fine, she is mostly just another set of eyes in the room. I wonder if the three new kids will be nice? I hope so. 

I also hope you all have a good night. Please keep washing your hands. And try to stay in. I know our government hasnt made it easy for us and hasnt set a good example. But we got to do our best. 

Sleep well you guys.

[grotesquegabby]

How have all of the clowns been? :3

also going to tag @post-itpenny cause they asked me the same question after you did uwu

alrighty lets get started lets start off with

Pierre: not so good, he is still unable to talk and no one is sure what he is up too uwu still under Dovevs hold

Honey: gotten real good at shapeshifting and wants to work on her illusions next. Shes been getting into some gaming with her sister and her food blog is very active. Shes been getting lots of comments from people who went to visit the places she did for the food she posted and its been giving those places more business too. uwu

Brie: Has been super into her animal crossing game. She loves to dress up and talk to all her villagers every single day. she feels bad if shes gone too long cause they notice. Her favorite is Stitches the bear hes so cute and cuddly, Honey even was able to find a plushie of him for her so she has that now uwu Shes also been feeling better in doing things for herself so shes learning and growing

Amaranthus: amazeballs. Shes a big sister now, WHAT! amazing. Plus shes got a new friend that she hasnt told anyone about but will most likely tell Ula and Atlas about cause hes so cool and tall. and Tove is growing thats exciting, he got little wings now! Plus Henry is able to visit more which is so good uwu

Billy: discussed business with his aunt. Has two wonderful children and a wonderful wife uwu He feels blessed and is so happy. He will always say it whenever anyone asks he never imagined his life would end up this way but hes so happy it did. He has been trying to get Maggie to get out more though she needs a break every once in a while. But he also understands she is feeling very protective.

Lennie: Gods hes...just so amazing. (- uwu-) He will say he is the luckiest clown to ever live. Hes got an amazing wife, and three amazing kids, amazing family and just ....life is good. Lennie is happy uwu

Henry: Hes going through the processes but hes met a man named Eugene who wants to adopt him. He seems very nice and friendly, definitely dad material. So good things are coming his way uwu

Tilde: Lives comfortably in her log cabin in the woods surrounded by wild flowers. Shes thinking of putting in a vegetable garden. Thinks itd be a nice idea, and growing herbs in the kitchen. uwu She still wants to run a zoo too shes been discussing it with Billy. He still is a bit weary around her and she doesnt blame him. She is patient uvu

Cecilio: Hes found himself a friend in Velvet and hes so happy. He loves making friends. Hes hoping they can spend some more time together, perhaps she could come to his house/car to visit x3 which sounds so odd but they are clowns so itll make sense. They could make some more traditional italian dishes together uwu

Calliope:  (- uwu-)~<3 She rather enjoys living at Cuckoos circus, its a vast change from her usual which is dark foreboding castles. Plus shes got her two babies who bring a lot of excitement and change too which is always good.  But her life is bliss, she feels safe and happy and knows that if Orfeo comes around that Cuckoo will NOT hesitate to smack a bitch own and neither will Zeta x3

Belinda: her family just keeps growing and she doesnt mind one bit uwu Pepper is such a good dad and always so considerate. She gives him lots of hugs and kisses, and cuddles. and even Benjamin seeing little Greta wants to help with the baby and hes still not done being baby himself. they grow up too fast shed say with tears in her eyes. Jeff and Bubbles she loves those two so much. I imagine she has a stash no one knows about that she will occassionally take form just the give the two of them something sweet to eat. shes aware everyone stashes sweets in the house but it feels nice giving sweets to people too uwu

Alex:  This guy had to deal with his dad recently. But hes in a much better mood and less tired. Fanny is happy that hes back and basically his old self again. Not really anything new with Alex. Except for the fact a certain very tall hatted being wants to speak with them. They havent spoken in a very long time.

I didint write for the little little ones for this ask cause wasnt sure if you wanted more updates for them as well cause I dont think too much has changed for them, But if you do I can always edit and add it in uwu

[aloetech]

Assorted Hotline Miami crap:

first of all Dennis is physically incapable of waking up early without an alarm clock directly next to his stupid fucking face

Donna probably fucking loves pretzels

Jack wears shoes with thicker soles in a desperate attempt to look just a bit taller

that columbian boss is a prick but probably loves his mom

Sasha has not ever done dishes and the first time he does there are bubbles fucking everywhere. he slips and hits his head on something, entirely excluding him from the first game as he recovers from his soap bubble concussion

Jacket flusters really easily and Donna has taken to seeing how far she can go before he physically removes himself from the room to go bright red and wheeze about it in peace

Corey does parkour and Tony watches, equally impressed and really stressed out because "babe thats so cool but you are SO high up"

Tony is pretty touchy feely with his friends (this excludes Alex who punched him once. she actually doesnt care that much and was just in a bad mood but Tony is just too scared to pat her butt again)

Beard looks so fucking good in a suit that Jacket went bright red the moment he first saw him in one bc he just looked so damn good and he had to sit down

Jacket almost bled out in his car once and the only reason he didnt was because beard was passing by and saw him slumped against the dashboard pulled into the side of the road

Jacket rarely wears his jacket while hes home due to the fact that he found out Donna really liked wearing it, so when hes at home and its clean she wears it and he chills in a hoodie or tshirt

beard also really enjoys his bartending job. not only does he feel like hes kinda carrying on for barnes, but he also really likes getting to play the role of the suave bartender.

Biker put two male bettas in the same tank once and felt awful for weeks

Biker answers the phone in a sleepy husky voice a lot bc he keeps it next to his bed, which is an instant KO for almost anyone who would be calling him

Richter and his mom have a lot of pure inside jokes, like stealing shredded cheese while richter is cooking or imitating that one creaky floorboard sarcastically

Richer would make a good househusband, since he can do a lot of chores and cook well. Hes actually also pretty good with kids

When Sasha realised teal was Bikers natural hair colour he had a full hour crisis and sometimes still looks at him with his goddamn blue hair with something like existential horror

Sometimes Donna will sit and watch food heat up in the microwave instead of doing other things while it heats and Jacket will just sit down and watch too even though hes not gonna be eating it

Dennis used to listen in on Bikers phone calls for funsies. He listened in on him having phone sex with some girl and hasnt eavesdropped since

Dennis is allergic to potatoes but eats them anyway

Jacket used to gel his hair back in highschool (Donna has seen photos)

Beard and Donna are really good friends, and he lets her paint his nails