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will someone take pity on andrew garfield and write him a gay role in a movie. he’s been ready for years

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Peter parker HC…

Peter has a room in the tower because he there Saturday through Monday, one day the team heard music playing from Peter’s room “welcome to the big time” peter sorta sang out, when they all finally got to th door of Peter’s room the song had changed “i want you in my room lets spend the night together~” peter said in a normal way the team plus harley stood in Peter’s doorway watching as he did his homework while listing to music and sometimes he woulf move his head along with the music. The song had eventually changed to ‘what makes you beautiful’ and Harley moved and walked uo towards peter and leaned towards Peter’s ear “thats what makes you beautiful” harley said with the song in Peter’s ear, shocked at not sensing Harley Peter turned around and slapped Harley cursing his spidey(peter tingle) sense.

“Oh damn” Sam muttered “oouhh that looked like it hurt!” Clint said “$26 it bruises” Pietro said to wanda “deal, $26 if ut bruises and is numb for a week” wanda said and shook Pietros hands “i could’ve warned him” Natasha said, Steve looked at her like she had two heads “and why didn’t you?” Steve said “because i didnt” Natasha said like it was the most obvious thing ever “go white boy! Go!” Shuri said “shush shuri” t’challa said in a hushed sound, he may be a reasonable man but he is also a man of drama.

Bucky was laughing, Thor clapped his hands “with the strength Tony’s son has you would thing he is not Tony’s son!” Thor said loudly Loki rolled his eyes at his brother while smirking at Peter and thinking of a way to praise Peter “good job spidey” Loki mumbled, Bruce pursed his lips and spun on his heals getting the healing serum for Harley so it wont hurt as much “oh god! Harley you know you cant scare Pete! Are you okay??! God im gonna get grey hair tonight!” Tony said rushing over to the two boys.

“Ow” Harley said “ oh my god Harls im so so sorry i didnt know! I thought- oh im so sorry really i didnt mean to- does it hurt? Thats an obvious question.. im really sorry harls” Peter said while going to Harley to inspect his check “Darlin’ its fine it doesn’t even hurt much” Harley said grabbing at Peter’s wrist.

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Voltron HC.. cause why not

Lance loves to listen to music while cooking but he hasnt been able to do much cooking while in space so when they were finally able to fine things that are earth food ingredients Lance buys almost one of each seasoning(the needed ones) adobo, Paprika, pepper, salt. But when they go down the can aisle lance see’s bean’s and he thinks back to all the times he was a little boy and didnt want to eat the beans, but now that all he wants is his moms beans that were dished with ‘arroz y Frijoles Negros’ and as his mother was cooking the good you could hear her music from upstairs mixed with his sisters mysic playing shakira.

When they got back from the space store Lance told evryone that he would coon diner he put everything he bought down and put music on the playlist he made for his mom with all his and her favorite songs(songs are at the bottom).

When lance was done dinner he called eveyone back to the table and he had the happiest grin they had ever scene on him they coulf still hear the music playing “a mí me está pasando igual no dejo” and lance was moving his body a little along with the song not to noticeable but the team noticed.

They all sat down and lance came out with the food he placed plates in front of everyone the music switched to ‘me voy’ and lance git reminded of his dad, his dad used to spin him around in circles dancing with him to this song as his sister helped his mom with the food, the team started eating and pidge and hunk moaned as the food hit their taste buds “Lance, buddy, you gotta teach me what you did this is amazing!” Hunk said and Pidge made and agreement noise “this is really good Lance thank you” Keith said with a small smile and wink that Lance blushed a little to, Shiro nodded “where did you learn to cook like this?” Shiro said “oh! My mom she makes the best Arroz y Frijoles Negros! When we get back to earth you have to try her version!” Lance said with a grin.

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Bruce Wayne realizing the cute polite deep voiced country boy is actually Superman who can also bench him with one hand

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Knock-Knock

Bruce [sitting hunched over with the darkest of bags under his eyes]: I’ve called all of you here today because of the video that appeared on my social media this afternoon and has ‘gone viral’.

His kids: *gathered in a seated circle on the ground like a kindergarten reading group*

Bruce [visibly upset]: I’m not upset. I just want to know who made it.

Harper [leaning over to whisper]: What’s he on about, now?

Duke [whispering back]: Someone stitched together a couple hundred clips of everybody–

Jason [also whispering]: –getting the living s**t beaten out of them, crashing into windows and lampposts, falling off buildings–

Dick [in a slightly louder tone]: –getting chased by angry dogs, faceplanting on the pavement, totally biffing it against street signs, being hit by cars–

Damian: –or buses. Or taxis. Being pepper-sprayed or maced–

Steph: –or that one clip of Tim getting smacked in the face with an old lady’s handbag on a loop. Which, for the record, is a *nice* touch.

Tim [rubbing his face with a grimace]: She had a brick in there. Like a friggin’ sadist.

Jason [smiling fondly]: Ah, good old Mildred.

Duke [to Harper]: –And they put the whole thing to the ‘It’s The Hard Knock Life’ song from Annie.

Duke: And…posted it to Bruce’s personal accounts.

Harper: Oh s**t.

Bruce [raising his voice]: The POINT, everyone, is that we’ve become the laughingstock of the internet, and much more importantly, it would appear that one of you takes some sort of issue with me that needs to be addressed.

The Kids:

The Kids:

The Kids: *burst into violent laughter*

Bruce [frowning]: Oracle? Can you trace the video’s origin?

Barbara [chuckling, and wiping away a stray tear of laughter]: Ah, well, you know what they say, Bruce. Snitches get stitches, and you don’t pay me near enough to cover *that* hospital bill!

Bruce: I don’t pay you at all.

The Kids: *dying in the background*

Bruce [impatient]: I’m dead serious. Which one of you is responsible?

The Kids: *hands going up one by one*

Dick: Assembly!

Tim: Editing!

Damian: Audio mixing.

Jason: Shooting!

Duke: He means filming! Which I also did.

Steph: Lighting effects and song choice! You’re so welcome!

Cass: Emotional support.

Harper [laughing at her phone screen]: Retweeting! Holy S**T, guys!

Bruce [aghast]: ALL of you?

The Kids: *grinning*

Alfred: Not me, sir.

Bruce: I know, Alfred. You’d never–

Alfred: I was far too busy sending it to all of your friends in the Justice League.

Bruce:

The Kids [losing their s**t]: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Bruce:

Alfred: Always happy to be of service, sir.

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Staying up for 40+ hours straight no naps

I’m genuinely curious: what do you personally consider “staying up late”?

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I want to read a Klance fic where The team gets go pick where they want to visit and they all pick places. Hunk, picks a café in New York City with the absolute best food hunk has ever tried in his life time(he tried to pry at the old man that worked there for their recipe but the man didnt budge), pidge, probably picked the most high security techy place to go and try and talk some of the scientists into letting them “borrow” a few(58) things, shiro, he would say something along the lines of “i dont care where i go as long as im with you guys, my family, im home.” He would say it with a smile to,the dad smile, keith would say “ i want to go to a bar any bar” and they would go and shiro would only let keith and Lance drink beer if they shared, Lance would hate the taste and want to spit it back out in the cup but Keith had downed the rest before Lance told him. Then lance would pick Cuba, I feel like he definitely loves his family with all his heart and would do anything for them, it wad definitely hard for him when he left for space, so when they all get there lance is the first one out of his lion and he starts running to his house, the others are practically out of breath and Keith would yell “Lance why…are you… so fast!?” And Lance would respond back smugly “Track!” And once they arrived Lance knocked on the door and was met with his sister

Yea hc but i want a fic about it

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i think i've accurately summarized my existence on this earth

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

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This tweet totally describes me

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Stephen: Oh shit a spider *steps on it*

Peter: *standing in the doorway and sees everything*

Peter:

Peter: Do you not love me?! You've just killed one of my people!

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Tony: *sees something going wrong in his most recent project* Oh, fuck me!

Stephen: What? Like, right now? In front of everyone?

Peter: *in disbelief* Why? Why would you do that to me? I can't unheard that, you know?

Harley: Just get a room, you two.

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Do you think that Tim Drake’s first patrol with Bruce when he was Robin was like when Rapunzel first got out of the tower?

‘THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!’ ‘my father would be furious.’ ‘THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!’ 'i should go back.’ 'I AM NEVER GOING BACK!’

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can we all agree that the breakfast club is a great movie but it would've been even more iconic if bender ended up with brian and claire ended up with allison instead

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Me if we have to do the whole pandemic over again

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Im sorry i thought of this ehe.

the sexual tension in this scene

coming from a very thirsty ironstrange shipper

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….. I made a Camilo Madrigal fanfic.. its not and ‘x reader’ or OC its just about Camilo and the Madrigal’s.

Its on wattpad(wattpad is a free site and app) its called ‘who am I?’ With this cover