#he has the RANGE Orimar Vale can do it ALL

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Orimar Vale sir if you happen to be free any night this week i would love to discuss sensory overload and the pursuit of escaping the limits of humanity to become a story that will never die with you

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I collected most of my favorite “I’m a different bird” moments from episode 18 and it got very long. 

Butler: Do you have an invitation?

Gable: Yes. We don't have the bird. He flew away. So it's that. That's fine.

Butler: That's no matter.

Gable: Okay.

Travis [currently a white raven]: I'm a different bird.

Butler: Oh! You've done very well.

Gable nervously: Thank you. ... Jonnit: Are we going to be sharing this lift ride with anybody else?

Butler: No. This will be a private lift.

Jonnit: Great. Thank you.

Travis: I'm a different bird.

Butler: Again...remarkable!

Gable: We've put a lot of training into the bird, and it's...really paying off. … Travis: Okay, this is it. It's all you. And remember, while we're in there, I'm a different bird.

Jonnit: Well, just real quick, the guy downstairs kind of made it seem like the Broker would be impressed by you specifically, Travis.

Travis: Well, who wouldn't be? … Dref: Look, if we have an opportunity to sell Travis to the Broker, let's take it.

Gable: Oh, absolutely. 100%.

Travis: Well, I'm a different bird. … Johnny: Travis flies to the door and pecks at it to knock on it.

Gable: No, we—we—what rate are we looking for per yard?!

Travis: I'm a different bird! … The Broker: I'm gonna charge you 40%.

Gable: 40%? That's a joke, right?

The Broker: Oh, no, I'm quite serious.

Travis clears his throat: I...am a different bird.

The Broker: Oh! Oh, wow! I thought it was just for show! Are you a trainer?

Gable: Uh, yes? This is...this is...Caramel.

Travis indignantly: I'm a different bird!

Gable: This is Caramel. I raised it from a little baby.

The Broker: That voice is spectacular. Most ravens sound like the devil.

Gable: Yes. We've worked very hard, and boy, we sure love it when Caramel talks. … The Broker: Apparently, whoever bribed the customs agent when they docked their ship didn't pay quite enough to keep them silent about whose ship was here.

Gable: Ha, sounds like someone was very cheap!

Travis dismissively: I'm a different bird.

The Broker: Really, just a fabulous job training that bird. So impressive. … Dref: We accept your terms.

The Broker: This is lovely.

Dref: But know wh-who it is that you are making a deal with. This is Captain Orimar Vale. Th-th-th-this is the man who, who took down the Civility. This is a d-d-dangerous man. 

Johnny: I fly onto the Broker's shoulder, and I just go up to his ear.

Travis whispering: I'm...a different bird.

The Broker: Oh, I would love it if you would just say that again.

Johnny: I fly right back.

Gable: Do you want to buy him? Because Caramel is really—

Travis indignantly: I am a different bird!

The Broker: Oh, is this bird for sale?

Travis warning: I'm a different bird.

Gable: Depends on the rate, you know

Jonnit: Yeah, how many percentage points are you trying to knock off on our featherweave?

The Broker: Oh, I couldn't take percentage points off. I would be willing to offer 500 single-stamp gold pieces.

Gable: Wow, that's a great deal! Here's what we'll do. We will go back, and I'll teach Caramel a few tricks. If you can get that up to 600, we'll make sure that he can tie your shoes.

The Broker: Ooh, 600. Ooh, that might be out of my range. It is a very fascinating color, and so well trained.

Gable: So well trained.

The Broker: I have to say, that was a very dramatic moment for that bird to land on my shoulder, for sure.

Gable: Yes. Absolutely.

Dref: Unfortunately, the bird is a p-p-personal f-favorite of the captain's and is not for sale.

The Broker: Oh, of course.

Gable: I forget. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. … The Broker: The race is going to be very soon, but it's a three-day affair. The first day will obviously be the race. After that, there will be a show, where you will just show off fine specimens.

Gable: Is there anything that I could enter Caramel into? I do so adore showing him off.

The Broker: Well, I think Caramel, as long as they're also talented with agility work, will do well in the talent portion. … The Broker: And I'm about to have to kick you out now because I've already devoted too much time, but I'm so enthusiastic to meet Orimar Vale and his fabulous bird. And of course, all of the rest of you.

Gable: All right. There any other questions?

Travis: Ummm...I'm a different bird?

The Broker: Oh, it can say 'um', too?

Gable: Yes, we've been working on 'um'. Okay, thank you so much!

The Broker: Very fascinating. It's been lovely meeting you all.

Gable: Okay. Goodbye. … Travis: Well, now, that wasn't so bad.

Gable: You! I will kill you. I will— 

Travis: I would love to see you try. Then who's going to enter the pageant, hmm?

Gable: The pageant! We have to—ugh! 

Travis: I'm a showbird now! … Jonnit: Well, I mean, this Hildred person is three-time champ for probably a reason. I mean, what's it going to take to usurp her?

Travis: Probably... a different bird.