#he has sharp teeth

[kabloozaz]

i was making a dumb lil comic but realized it wasn’t really necessary 😔

if u can tell what’s going on lmao

[snawleyy]

[plesiosaurys]

getting emotional over footage of an amateur scuba diver interacting with a coelacanth. they are hunted by large deepwater predators, and here comes a large creature bearing the brightest lights it's ever seen, making strange noises, but it does not shy away. it hovers, calmly, as the diver reaches out and trails a hand down its back. im strongly against the anthropomorphizing of real life animals but the stupid emotional part of me loudly insists this is because it recognizes us, the alternating movements of its four paired limbs matching the diver's four paired limbs, & it is thinking, "hello, cousins, we missed you these 66 million years, it's so good to see you again. welcome back, welcome home."

[starry-bi-sky]

MMMM twins au with danny and dan except its og TUE timeline danny and dan

ok okay i neeeeed o write this down and share it before i explode buT. as the title says. twins danny and dan (who im going to be calling James/Jamie bc i cannot express how much i despise the name dan) where, instead of disappearing into the ghost zone after he's separated from danny's body, Dan rips out Vlad's ghost half, tears THAT in half, and fuses one half with himself and the other with Danny.

Shit happens, and BOOM. Two morally ambiguous and perhaps slightly murderous demonic twins from hell. Daniel James Fenton and his Twin WHose Always Been Here What Are You Talking About :) James Daniel Fenton. They are both depressed, lonely, and one bad day from becoming a mass extinction event :)

this is because i got grabbed by the hair today and dragged into the SVSS fandom screaming and the fanart of Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan/Shen Quingqiu (????) with his fan entranced me. Ice Prince Core is my favorite thing so naturally i have to implant that onto my favorite blorbos ever :)

After the Incident, both their appearances changed and they're practically identical to each other. Sorta. They both have heterochromia and salt-and-pepper hair. But Danny has one green eye and one blue eye and white hair with black streaks, while Jamie has one blue eye and one green eye and black hair with white streaks. I'm iving them both long hair, for funsies <3

nobody can tell them apart, they keep getting confused on whose who and frankly the mix-match hair and eyes make it worse not better asjd. they're horrifically codependent. please do not separate :)

and because i must. im pulling a blood blossom/tales of the passerine and giving them to pre-robin batman. batman and his terrifying demon(??) twins. nobody is quite sure if they're human or not, and the scourge of gotham are a little too terrified to ask.

(they dont HAVE to go to batman while he's pre-robin. however. i think its much funnier that way bc gotham isn't use to A) Batman having kids, and B) Batman having TERRIFYING kids yet. think of all the new fun rumors)

they both use war fans while they're out, and neither of them use their ghost forms because they at least have the remaining empathy to know that they're more likely to murder someone accidentally as a ghost :). Ghost form is for fellow mythicals and Functionally Immortals Only! Not for Squishy Humans.

Jamie: murder. bloodshed. revengggee Bruce: no. no. Justice. peace!! hope! Danny: bittinngggg. blooood. ^-^

They're honestly not bad kids they're just horrifically traumatized two halves of a whole that can never be reunited ever again :).

idk what their vigilante names are but i do know that the underground refer to them in horrified whispers as 'the twins'. this all stemmed from the desperate and sudden urge to see Danny and Jamie, as their vigilante selves, hiding the lower half of their faces with fans and looking terrifyingly judgmental while they do it <333

[cloud-the-forgotten]

Siffrin but while he's incredibly touch-starved he's ALSO bitey.

He gives you a hug and then bites you affectionately. If you try to touch them and they don't want to be touched/aren't expecting it/don't like you he bites you.

Isabeau and Siffrin sitting next to each other and Siffrin leans over and bites Isabeau's arm.

Siffrin constantly needing to have something crunchy/chewy in their mouth because nom nom bitey biting nice feeling or else they will chew on something inedible (clothes, hair, pencil, etc.).

Siffrin biting his pillow in his sleep.

Siffrin getting so fed up with the King during one of the loops that they find a gap in the King's armor and bite him.

Do you see the vision. Can you see where I'm going with this. Bitey Siffrin. Bites you bites you bites-

[lmadsadness]

just decided to give Shockwave some hideous hidden mouth compartment or whateverrrr

bonus information

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 220

Danny has made a delightful discovery. Blob ghosts can in fact change their shape! Sure it’s simple shapes, but still! He has a school of flying blob fish and blob cats following him around and they’re adorable. And it’s not like most people can see them outside of Amity anyway, so they’re fine to follow him around as they like. 

Though maybe he should have remembered that the most doesn’t mean no one can see them. Um, hello? Feral stabby child?? No you can not steal some of his friends??? Where are your parents???? 

[rhymesswith]

Headcanon that daiyokai offspring spend the majority of their early life almost exclusively in their true form. It takes a while for them to build enough power to hold their own sealed form, so their parents have to maintain it for them. Baby Sess hates being in his human form as it's much less mobile, and he refuses to walk or talk for like his first 20 years in protest.

Liberties have been taken with their dog forms because it's boring that they all look the same and 100% Toga should have pointy ears.

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Beautiful Nightmare 🖤

[raikirikiri]

since the naruto timeline is so… you know… inconsistent, for a word, i think it’s really funny if obito and rin are older than kakashi by some years. because then obito is really just having beef with a toddler like kakashi is 6 and obito is 9 or 10 and he finds this little feral dog child to be a major threat to his psyche. meanwhile rin has to be his voice of reason, saying no you can not hurt our 6 year old teammate, look at him he’s just a baby. and kakashi is snarling, on his hands and knees, barking like a chihuahua at them. and minato who’s a very busy jounin asks rin and obito to look after kakashi because he’s very messed up and could use a friend or two. but obito takes it as minato wants him to babysit his ankle biter teammate whom he loathes. but of course rin agrees and obito begrudgingly goes with her. and he doesn’t know how to deal with kids, being one himself, so he tries to boss kakashi around but little selectively mute kakashi glares at him and snaps his teeth at him any time obito so much as breathes air wrong. rin who understood minato’s assignment and asks if kakashi needs help cooking dinner or washing the dishes and is just generally friendly rather than bossy. obito still not understanding and trying to inflict bath time on a dog boy who viciously does not like water and the only people who can actually get him to take a bath are his dead father, minato, and pakkun. kakashi who likes rin enough and lets her sit on his furniture and kakashi who does not trust obito as far as he can throw him and growls at him when he so much as walks into the room. obito who’s had enough and decides to teach the baby a lesson. kakashi and obito who end up having a brawl in the living room while rin watches cartoons because hagoromo otsutsuki she’s just a girl! and she does not have the patience to deal with her asshole baby teammate and her stupid best friend teammate. minato who shows as up eventually and separates kakashi and obito and thinks they’re finally getting along until kakashi lifts his leg and pisses on the ground to mark his territory. the rest of team minato who finally realize that kakashi is actually just a puppy in human form and he is not housebroken…

[sainteclectic]

you know. I'm always a little nervous posting wholesoul that "seems romantic" like kissing or whatever, but actually. in my beautiful world kissing isn't romantic because nothing is inherently romantic. it's just an expression of closeness and they're very close! {some would even say their level of closeness is "unhealthy" and "incredibly concerning"}

so Basically even if i talk about them making out, they are not dating nor friends but a secret third thing. cosmically entwined <3

[tingedautumn]

nutcracker prince au alastor is cursed into his nutcracker form, unable to be anything but a toy for others to use and discard. charlie is the lonely daughter of rich socialite parents given the nutcracker as a gift, which she loves immensely and takes great care of. adam is the rat king trying to kill the nutcracker and alastor comes to life to protect charlie. husk is probably also there as the town drunk.

[wilbur-holland-lotf]

*crawling out of brambles* wilbur? i know its late but i have a very important question…..

earlier today i saw you…. biting people. is that something people do? is it possible to show affection through biting? i thought i should ask you since i think you know how to get close go people. should i bite too?

-henry :o

i bite people all the time! sometimes i just don’t know what to do with my mouth, it’s why i talk so much! feels weird to have nothing to do with my teeth and tongue, i don’t like the way that they feel when they’re not doing something. i used to bite my nails and cuticles, but my mother got REALLY mad at me for that back home! now i usually just bite peoples arms or something… it used to be franklin! now that he’s gone i don’t know who to bite. maybe miike will let me! OH OH i suggest biting! i think it makes people REALLY close! like a sense of trust,i suppose! it’s nice seeing you again henry. gosh, you look a little sullen. i’ll deliver you some fruit later!!!!!

miike belongs to @ask-miike-don-lotf

henry belongs to @henrys-eulogy-aflame

franklin belongs to @ask-franklin-shepherd

[the-real-couchrat]

Messy doodles of @vallis-cineris---wanderer’s Wings AU

I also made some headcannons!

Dipper’s cat like behaviors would be more disturbing to the Wings AU’s humans that the TAU canons, because of their bird instincts. (idk though, I don’t know how deep the behaviors go in the wings AU

He still purrs, it just freaks people out more (I know that there are many bird species that make purring noises out of contentment, but I’m just going to ignore that so he can be extra special)

All humans have a row of small, hard structures for preening under their lips (in front of the teeth, but very easily hidden bc they’re higher up than where the lips rise)

MAYBE there would be common tools to make preening easier, kind of like a hairbrush. (This makes sense to me in a world building sense, but I don’t really want this to be the case bc it could take away from cute moments)

Dipper’s coat TAILs behave like a cats, despite any anatomical limits.

[mettywiththenotes]

Best feature? His fangies

[yinyangabyss]