#he has ruined my life

[isthenandocute]

Via

[sxrve]

Ocxcannon bc my school sketchbook is missing

Too early for winter dates but who cares

[morgana-ren]

Nightmare calling me a silly, foolish little girl sends shivers down my spine

Listen,

I say this with love in my heart.

Nightmare is the worst. Imagine a gorgeous lavender dragon-spawn tiefling with molten silver hair with elegant horns, piercing golden eyes, and absurdly lovely features. He almost certainly stands taller than you, and he dresses like a slutty pirate captain. Now imagine that he is the biggest bastard on this side of the Chionthar. Nay, this side of the planes. All of them.

He is beautiful and he knows it. He is a bastard and he revels in it. He is canny and clever and he will be using that against you.

Oh, but you probably won't know that at first, because he's going to be whatever you need him to be. He can be the kindly, awkward young man you bump into in the halls. He can be the studious and stern professor that has absolutely no interest in you-- that you are aware of, that is. He can be the shy, almost adorable lad that can't make eye contact. Whatever he needs to be to gain your trust. And by the time you realize it's a facade, he is going to really drive the betrayal home. He is going to play with you like a cat does a mouse. He will stalk you, drive you halfway to madness and terror and fear, and then happen to show up to play golden savior. You will trust him and adore him and then he will shatter it, and you.

The most honest you will ever meet him is if you catch him off guard, but don't count on it. He is always waiting, and watching, and he will see you before you see him unless the moons align perfectly, but even that will not spare you. It bums him out to forgo the whole 'game' in the beginning, but he will do it. Sometimes he's a bastard off the bat and gets right down to business breaking you down.

Maybe you're a villager in a settlement that he is burning to the ground. Maybe he crashes a wedding, bored and looking for entertainment. Maybe he catches a glimpse at you at a local library or whatever. By the time you figure out who he is, it is too late. By the time he sees you, it is too late.

He calls you a silly, foolish little girl because that is what you are, and he is going to make sure you know that. You were a silly, foolish little girl to trust him. You were a silly, foolish little girl not to try and run (not that it would have mattered if you did, because then you would be a silly, foolish little girl for even trying.) You are a silly, foolish little girl for not acquiescing and doing whatever he wants to keep him happy no matter how degrading, how horrible, how miserable.

You are a silly, foolish little girl and he is stronger, smarter, and better than you. You would be wise to make him happy.

He's a weasel-faced little bastard with a stupid, pointy face who makes dad jokes that no one but him laughs at and thinks he's the funniest man to walk the planet. His favorite way to introduce himself is as "Your worst Nightmare" and he says it completely seriously somehow no matter how many times Astarion groans. He gets fucking cat eyes (you know the ones) when he sees something he likes a lot or excites him, and he purrs when he's happy. He will lay over you because his dragon instincts tell him you are his treasure to protect, and you will see what is left of his wing bones flex as if he is trying to literally envelop you in his wings. He will do this all night. Purring and flexing and threatening to eat you until he passes out on top of you, suffocating you beneath his weight.

He is fucking absurd and just pray to whoever you don't catch his attention. Being in the center of this man's attention is a very dangerous place to be.

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[pinacoladamatata]

"I've seen the way you look at him... You're in it."

they shouldn't kiss. they shouldn't kiss at all. they're going to kiss a whole lot

[suntails]

new plushie just dropped

[elafranco2024]

Adorable post!

Always beautiful...

A baby most of times, but many times also a spoiled brat.

SO BABY AND SO BRAT.

Let’s Play “Hard Paul/Soft Paul”

No, get your minds out of the gutter (although yes, there is plenty of that going on in various pics of Paul) this is all about the beautiful FACE of the man and how (perhaps because he was a Gemini) he could either look like the softest boy in the world or a genuine, do-not-mess-with-me hard ass.

Rules are simple. Find a picture and decide whether the face is Hard Paul or Soft Paul. Sometimes… he can be sort of a “Daddy/Both”. 

Soft Paul

Hard Paul: 

Ridiculously Soft Paul: 

Multi-Soft Paul

“So I look soft to you, do I?”

Brutally Hard (”She calls me ‘Daddy,’ now.”) Paul

Kind of…hard-and-soft… Naughty Paul?

“Naw, I’m a soft lad, really…”

Hard Paul: Blank-faced freeze out. Chilling. And learned.

Beautiful either way. Wanna Play?

[prahacat]

when the horrors catch up and you take an evening off to batch-process

[galacticfo-ol]

unknown/nth // shrike

[avocado62524]

[bionicboxes]

Give the comfort you never got (as seen on TV)

[captainbobbin]

happy birthday, saix

[egberts]

ALSO if prisoners could get educated then prisons could run themselves more reliably and function like communities which is conducive to a growing/healing/learning/absolving mindset

[unfortunatelyevent]

thinking about essek thelyss "my entire life goal is and has always been the search for knowledge, the uncovery of mysteries, and I'll do it before everyone one way or another, no matter what I have to do, no matter the cost, but meeting you turned my life around in such a way that I would turn away the opportunity to uncover the greatest time mystery of all that's right in front of me and fix every mistake I made, just by the mere possibility that changing any of the choices I made would take you from me, nothing would make me give away any of the moments I had and will have with you.... unless it's for you, then I would do it in a heart beat" and going just a little bit more insane

[thatsafuckeduptale]

Uncle Star keeps getting roasted by an 8 year old like the cringe cowboy he is (He tripped in front of his crush and face planted)

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

joker repeatedly deleting the metaverse app after having a legitimately supernatural experience thanks to it is so real. he sees his creepy alternate self set on fire and smiling at him from across a city street and is immediately like. nope. fuck this shit i'm out