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I upgraded the Shadow Milk prison island 😇

Why is he cleaning Shadow Milk's statue😭

He must keep it tidy for Shadow Milk's arrival 😚

Edit: HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES ON A SHITPOST???
#cookie run kingdom#crk#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#is this#shadowvanilla#???#he has been trapped#again
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Down Bad in Distress
Bruce Wayne is kidnapped... A lot. And it's always so weird that only Batman is allowed to save him. That this dumb, charming, but kidnap-able Billionaire doesn't have a bodyguard.
Now, Bruce can simply go "Oh, we've got Batman. No need to worry for that!" But people are fussy nowadays. He underestimates just bow much Gotham loves their disaster of a prince with a golden heart. Even his company employees are begging him to hire a bodyguard. (This is from the many files being sent to his office, obvious recommendations on competent bodyguards)
Cut to the new bodyguard for hire—who was recommended by Alfred of all people (something about him being the disciple of a good old friend of his). The man was large. Fucking huge. Taller than Jason, if one would like to admit (Jason is his 6'4" baby and this fucking fridge if a man looked 6'6").
But he was all soft and warm. Like a golden retriever the size of a bear.
Anyways, Danny was a rather kind man. When he wasn't following Bruce around and playing bodyguard, he was indulging the kids. Entertaining them with the most obscure things and stories from his childhood. Better yet, Danny would be the kids' bodyguard rather than Bruce's whenever they went out.
It was a miracle when they realized that Damian wasn't reacting badly to the man. Very strange since Damian would think it'd be shameful for someone to protect him during the day. But then again, Bruce once saw Danny effortlessly pick up Damian so his son could coax a cat out of a tree. That was most likely the kicker.
Anyways, Danny looked and felt soft.
It wasn't easy for him to settle into the man's ever present presence, but it's been almost four months since Danny's been hired and Bruce doesn't even flinch when the man brightly greets him from the bottom of the stairs.
"Good morning, mr. Wayne!" Danny would say, all teeth and bright eyes in his suit.
"Bruce," he'd correct immediately.
And then Danny would pause, laugh, and— "Good morning, Bruce."
Then his kids would follow and Danny would affectionately greet them all, ask where they plan to go and if they needed Danny to follow.
His bodyguard was like sunshine and warmth incarnate.
But if course, Danny was a bodyguard.
There were instances where Bruce would have to take a second to remind himself that this man that would look down at socialites like he's ready to crush their hands is the same one who once gave him puppy-dog eyes to back up Damian when his son asked to keep the kittens.
That the same man who grabbed someone by the scruff of their collar like they were weightless was the same one who talked about poetry and literature with Jason.
That the man who once hauled Bruce off the ground and walked right out the gala when the smoke alarms blared is the same one who would gently coax Tim off the coach and into a proper bed.
But right now, that's not his concern. No. Bruce is more concerned about the fact that he's gotten kidnapped again.
Everyone was most likely alerted. They were. He could hear Red Robin, Blackbat and Spoiler talking over the comms, checking in on Red Hood and Robin in case things went off.
"B, don't move. These guys are more prepared than the usual ones." Tim's voice filters into the comms, evidently annoyed. "I've got Oracle checking if there are any bombs in the place."
Bruce stayed silent, watching the masked men and women walk around, guns in hand and crates surrounding them. He had been knocked out during a party. The last thing he saw was Danny's eyes—god, it frightened him a bit. How those pretty blues suddenly turned green like Jason's.
Then he was here. Most likely with a concussion.
"B?"
"I'm okay... Be careful..." He murmurs under his breath, hearing his children sigh in relief.
"Good. We've got Red Ho—What the fuck is that?" Barbara immediately cut herself off, her voice strained and pitched with surprise.
"Oracle?"
"Spoiler—Do you have a view on that?" Oracle frantically asked. "Shit—the cameras just went down. Guys?"
"is that—" Stephanie chokes out, "Is that Danny?"
Bruce froze. Danny?
Jason always knew that Danny was kinda off. The first time he met the man, it wasn't his size that Jason immediately noticed. It was how his eyes flashed green when they met his. At first, he felt threatened, ready to attack whatever the fuck thought it was a good idea to infiltrate his family.
But then... Then Danny smiled at him. Offered his hand with a kind greeting. Jason took that hand and... And felt calm. Like the buzz in his head melted away, like the Lazarus was cleansed.
And Danny most likely knew. Because the man was smiling in satisfaction, like he was pleased that Jason suddenly didn't feel starved and angry and hurt.
"I don't know what happened to you kid, but whatever the hell did, it wasn't good for you. Hopefully you'll get better now." Danny whispered softly and then withdrew his hand, tucking it behind his back.
Jason doesn't know what the fuck Danny was but the man was worth keeping around.
Admittedly, he turned to Danny a lot nowadays. Jason can't call Bruce all the time. No. His relationship with Bruce still isn't good enough to warrant Jason to call him constantly.
But Danny? Again, Jason doesn't know what the hell this guy is but whenever Jason was in trouble, he dialed Danny's phone immediately. And he came... Every, single, fucking time. No questions asked, just pick Jason up and patch him up like nothing.
Danny was a good guy. Like sunshine, like golden retrievers. All teeth with some fangs.
And that same guy just snapped a man's neck with his bare hands.
"Hood... Are you seeing this?" Robin asked beside him, equally stunned as they watched their usually kind and sweet bodyguard effortlessly tear through the group of men with his bare hands. There was already blood around. Everywhere, maybe. Some already on Danny.
"He's on a fucking warpath." Jason murmurs. Every bit of admiration he had for Danny just multiplied by a thousand when he watched him grab a gun right out of a guy's hand and slam it into their head. Fucking amazing.
If Bruce doesn't square up and ask this guy on a date, Jason would have to start planning to parent trap them.
Fucking shit, he needed this guy as a dad.
The doors don’t just open—they explode off their hinges, a violent crack echoing through the warehouse. Guns swing up, barrels glinting under harsh light, but it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters except the figure in the doorway.
Bruce’s pulse slams against his ribs.
And then Danny walks in, dragging a half-conscious man by the leg, leaving a smeared trail of blood in his wake. He doesn’t even look winded.
Blood stains his usually pristine uniform—smeared across his face, streaked over the white of his shirt, soaking into his knuckles. His tie is gone. His collar is open, a few buttons undone, exposing a sliver of skin beneath the mess. There’s blood on his face, drying in streaks, and his knuckles—his knuckles are raw, dripping, alive. He looks… disheveled. Lethal. Gorgeous.
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! THAT'S DANNY!" Spoiler screeched, "HE'S BODYING THOSE FUCKERS! RED! RED, ARE YOU FUCKING SEEING THIS?!"
"SOMEONE RECORD THIS! SHIT! SOMEONE RECORD THIS!" Red Robin replied, equally loud and frantic as if trying desperately to find the old camera he used to stalk Bruce many years ago.
He doesn’t slow down. Doesn’t hesitate.
Danny launches the man he was dragging, sending him crashing into the nearest gunman with a sickening thud. Before anyone can react, he moves—crossing the room in impossibly fluid strides, twisting a wrist until a gun clatters to the floor, elbowing another man so hard in the ribs that something audibly cracks. A shot goes off, a wild, panicked attempt—Danny doesn’t even flinch. He snatches the arm holding the gun and bends it the wrong way. The scream is immediate.
Bruce’s breath catches.
Another man rushes Danny with a knife—big mistake. Danny catches his wrist mid-swing, wrenches it to the side with bone-snapping efficiency, then drives the same blade into another attacker’s thigh. The man howls, but Danny is already moving, slamming someone’s face into the nearest table hard enough to leave a smear of red on the wood.
They never stood a chance.
Two minutes. Two damn minutes, and the entire room is a battlefield of unconscious, broken bodies.
And Bruce cannot focus.
Bruce barely registers Jason swearing at him through the comms, telling him to get it together. He can’t.
And then Danny turns to him.
His face is splattered with blood, his chest rising and falling steadily as he steps forward. His hands, bruised and raw, reach out, and Bruce swallows hard.
Danny kneels, gaze flicking to Bruce’s bound wrists, and his touch—gentle, so gentle—works at the ropes with precise care. The knots had been tight, biting into his skin enough to bruise, to draw blood. Danny’s jaw clenches at the sight.
Bruce should say something. Should thank him. Should not be thinking about how unfairly attractive he looks like this—wild, wrecked, utterly devoted.
But he can’t help it.
He’s so gone.
"Mr. Wayne."
On instruct, Bruce corrects him. "Bruce."
And Danny pauses.
The chaos settles—not in the room, where bodies lay crumpled, groaning, and barely conscious—but in him. Just for a second. Just long enough for Bruce to see it.
Blue flickers into green. A warning. A promise.
Bruce doesn’t look away. Can’t. Even as Danny tilts his head, something unhinged curling at the edges of his smile. His chest rises and falls, slow, deliberate, the blood on his face catching the dim light. His knuckles, split and raw, flex at his sides before he exhales a laugh—low, sharp, guttural.
Almost a growl.
And Bruce—God help him—feels something thrill in his spine.
Then Danny takes his wrists. Carefully. Reverently. Those same hands that had snapped bones and silenced screams mere moments ago now hold Bruce’s bruised, bloodied skin like it’s something precious.
Then—cold.
Not warm. Not comforting. Cold lips, pressing soft against each wound, his touch featherlight against the raw skin. Bruce shudders.
Danny pulls back just enough for Bruce to see his lips—stained red with his blood. And he grins, sharp fangs more prominent than ever, his eyes molten with something Bruce can’t name.
"Bruce…"
Danny says it like a prayer. Like a promise. Like a goddamn claim.
Exasperated. Excited. Fond. And something else entirely.
"Try not to get kidnapped again, Bruce… Or I might just end up blowing up Gotham to get you back.
Bruce’s breath stutters.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Bruce is so utterly gone.
(Someone laughs in the background, shadows curling at their feet. Lady Gotham is pleased.)
Part 2 | Masterpost
#danny phantom#Down Bad in Distress#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny fenton#batfam#crossover#batman#bruce wayne#bodyguard au#men look hotter when bruised and bloody#Bruce agrees#He should not be attracted to his bodyguard when he is covered in blood#Bruce Wayne did#“Touch him and you die” trope#Danny is unknowingly very posessive of this man#Lady Gotham is very pleased that the Ghost King likes her knight#Jason is so ready to parent trap his dad and the cool bodyguard that's most likely not human#Bruce cannot for the life of him accept that he is so utterly gone for his bodyguard#Batman unknowingly hires a protection spirit as a bodyguard#the consequences is the ghost king going feral the moment the subject pf his protection has been taken and threatened#Danny has essentially devoted himself to protecting the bats#the batkids do not know their bodyguard (new dad) is an eldritch being that has basically staked their claim on them#Clockwork and Alfred are besties#or mayne exes who are still friends
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AU type thing where instead of imprisoning him, the Bishops somehow manage to wrestle the red crown off of Narinder and he is reduced to his mortal form.
#cult of the lamb#my post#cotl narinder#cotl shamura#cotl kallamar#cotl heket#cotl leshy#bishops of the old faith#cotl fanart#has this been done yet#OK this is kinda random but while I was drafting this I got a vision of Leshy trapping his tiny brother in an oversized salt shaker#and then when Shamura forces him to take Narinder out he's all shriveled up dehydrated and making that face people do when they eat a lemon#idk it made me laugh a little#im pretty sure this couldn't happen in the actual lore tho#the wrestling the crown off him thing#the thing with the salt shaker could definitely happen they just need to find a lot of salt#The red crown always just flies back to the lambs head what I mean is the bishops manage to sever his connection with it without killing hi
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The civilization trapped in an ice meteorite.
Superman, after saving the earth from another earth ending bomb, breeze through space, were glowing clouds of gas and dust known as a planetary nebula floated around aimlessly with glowing green dwarf particles as if a solar system was sucked into, but there only lays a sun and 7 planets here before before something caught his eye.
A pusling aimlessly floating ball like metorite full of frozen white ice with green dipped in the bottom in the middle of space. The pulsing glow flickers like a couple of very slow heartbeats.
Superman used his x ray vision to see inside, and what he saw immediately immediately griped the ice and speed flew over through back to the Watchtower which was not far from here.
Superman spoke in the coms of his oxygen mask to the Watchtower.
"Open the space entrance gates, and someone calls in Beatriz Da Costa. I found a floating town trapped in metorite ice with what seems civilians' insides." Superman spoke in the coms as he pushed the metorite carefully toward the watchtower, unaware of the gigantic glowing transparent being with 8 neon green eyes staring at him wrapped around the ice metorite like a Serpent to it's eggs.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#danny is the ghost king#amity park town never was able to go back to their original world after Danny beat Pariah King#floating aimlessly in the middle of space covered in a far frozen ice barrier that danny manifest out of panicking#danny has tried and failed several times of putting amity park back only ended up in a random galaxy with other species of aliens#some attack#some are scared of the meteorite and the glowing giant eldritch being guarding it#elderitch danny phantom#the more time danny spent in space the more eldritch and protective he became over his town#amity park got infected with the constant ectoplasm filters and literally saved the people by turning liminal#good jack and maddie fenton reveal#superman found a ice metorite in the middle of a random space and bring it to watchtower after finding a civilization trapped inside#some aliens have been tracking down that metorite for a rematch or worship the being that whoop their collective asses#Green lantern Corp had heard many many stories about the Fierce Gargantuan protector and it's ice metorite#they got a green billboard full of galaxies and red yarn string figuring out where it coming and going#amity park got used to Danny after he became a eldritch#dash isn't simping at all#danny is still a fenturd#that jock tried to act tough only for danny to crock his head back at him 180 that was inhumane impossible with his eyes glowing#dash inner thought: Sweet lord oh mighty i am a bottom#Teddy Ghost#posting old drafts i never use
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i don't know the exact timeline for when ghilan'nain physically changed into what we see her as in datv, but im really attached to the idea that she didn't look like that before the veil was made. like she looked just like we saw her in solas' memory, untainted and with no extra limbs. her new form is the direct consequence of her fusing her body with anduril's blighted corpse after anduril's archdemon was slain and she died in the fade. she does not need to mourn anduril. anduril has become part of her greater whole. she would not be parted from her, even in death.
#datv#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age#ghilan'nain#anduril#maybe it wasnt even a conscious thing that she did. maybe she and andruil were trapped close together and when andruil died ghilan'nain#just subconsciously merged with her. or maybe it was fully intentional- a coping mechanism for someone who has never truly known death#before. idk!#wonder what elgar'nan thought when he saw her for the first time afterwards. we know that he is worried about her through codex entries and#but ghilan'nain refuses that worry and says she doesn't need it. idk. big thoughts#and not related but might be my last post for a while. tumblr is getting overwhelming and its been a bit rough lately#but until then have a ghilly post
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luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.
#i think it's incredibly interesting to see how easy it would have been to recruit percy#if luke omnitted the shoes from his initial plan#then percy would've returned to camp angry at zeus for being a neglectful parent and king#angry at hades for encasing his mother in gold and trapping her near-dying soul in the underworld#angry at hepheastus for designing a trap to encase other demigods in gold as a test of faith#and angry at athena for leaving annabeth to die over something that was percy's fault alone#i think hermes and poseidon are the only gods percy would tolerate because they've expressed remorse and longing for their mortal family#and i think THAT is where percy and luke would have clashed had luke been successful in recruiting#luke insisting the gods will never change and percy over the years learning that maybe they can#and then annabeth telling percy abt the great prophecy and he has to decide if he wants to follow destiny or create his own#i would eat that shit up y'all#anways rant over#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#luke castellan#the lighting theif#the lightning theif: the series#pjo tv series#pjo tv concept#luke fatal flaw should've been impatience#(too quick to act on a decision without thinking it through)#(the one trait from his father he can't seem to escape)#luke recruiting percy#traitor percy
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Computer Johnny, violently shoving the other two computer ghosts aside the second he hears Celia coyly listing The Entities: OH MY GOD FUCKING MOVE!! CELIA!! CELIAAAAAA!! HERE'S A STORY WITH A RECOGNIZABLE PLACE NAME ABOUT SOMEONE WHO TAKES OVER A JOB POSITION AFTER THE PREVIOUS MANAGER PASSED AWAY AND IT ALL GOES TITS UP AFTER THE WIZARD CABAL MOVES IN AND SETS UP SHOP!! CELIA THERE'S PARA-MILITARY GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT NOW!!!!! IT'S ALL GOING TITS UP CELIA!! DO YOU GET IT?? DO YOU GET IT?? CEEEEELIAAAAAAAAA!!!!

#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers#celia ripley#bros he is trying SO FUCKING HARD BRO OH MY GOD#i would alos be freaking the fuck out#my man has been trapped in that fucking desktop for god knows how long#GET HIM OUTTA THERE
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#give hen a raise
#911#911edit#hen wilson#the things she has to deal with#if it's not the people she's helping it's her colleagues#i looked through the bridezilla scene because i thought that hen must have had some kind of reaction to the ridiculous bride#i hadn't realised that she had to stop chimney from claiming that he was trapped-by-bridezilla?? amazing#he was so ready#also#when bobby and athena are having their silly argument and she's like 'i need to shut this down RIGHT NOW'?? also amazing#this must have been done before#my gifs
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Not without her.
#the wheel of time#wot on prime#wot edit#moiraine damodred#rand al'thor#wot s3 spoilers#wot season 3#wheel of time s3#wheel of time spoilers#wot show spoilers#mygifs#mine: wot#you're a cool one#lord of the morning#oh boy do I have things to say about their relationship#I could have added the scene from 206 where he orders her not to come with him#his remark is all the more interesting that he completely lacks the context of why she came to Rhuidean#meaning the Wise Ones let it slip she should#but to him it reads as her trying to worm her way into his path#he fails to see that if they are tied together it goes both ways#she's trapped in this just as much as he is#and to Moiraine he's arrogant but he's trying to be more than a tool because a tool can be manipulated#can be trained on#and the last thing Moiraine would want is a Dragon who's a tool#she fails to see he's more than a pebble at the mercy of fate#but it's difficult to see when it is all she feels she has been#from her family's role in the Aiel War to the prophecy and now the Dragon Reborn himself#she follows this path because she must#what else is there
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bdubs: theres. a bomb under every pressure plate here. all of my chests are trapped. theyre all out to get me. i gotta be so so careful. i gotta bribe them. they want me dead the reds a couple days earlier: man i dont wanna trap bdubs i like that guy
#shush slinky#i mean he has been trapped but like. everybody feels a little bad about causing him harm#serverwide favorite little guy
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buck's oh moment this and that but anna! eddie's face soften when buck's said he is gonna help! and his smile!
Eddie was having his own oh moment but Eddie has been stuck in these little moments of being awed by Buck since they met and they don't register to him anymore. I think that scene is the thesis statement of buddie where Eddie knows he loves Buck and doesn't know he's queer and Buck knows he's queer but doesn't know he loves Eddie. Eddie was having a little "oh, that's right, he's the best guy ever, duh, I love him, let's go get him coffee" and Buck is having a moment where he realizes losing Eddie feels like the world is about to end but he doesn't know what he's feeling.
#eddie has been trapped in one continuous oh moment since Buck cleared Chris staying at the station#he thinks thats just how its supposed to feel around Buck#buck on the other hand#911#i really need a tag for asks#911 spoilers#buddie#anon 😌
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ark aftermath
#being in the ark with knives who had gathered such immense power definitely fucked with vash's brain#their fight before the ark haunts me. what do you mean 'blackness of decay' jesus christ#it reminds me of 'youve got more of them...scars'#knives seeing that his brother is actively like. dying.#also what do u mean knives tried to merge with him. that definitely took a toll on both of them#anyway so vash has vivid hallucinations of his brother and whatnot#wolfwood hates himself for that obviously#just imagine the horror he would experience if vash called him 'knives'#vash literally spitting blood because 1) anxiety 2) hes so fucking tired and tortured and shit#he wants a break guys give him a break#but ooobviously vash (the man he is) he'll never accuse wolfwood of trapping him in the ark. of betraying him etc#so he'll just be happy to be there alive and relatively well and hope the same for his brother#at least for the time being before vash meets him and kills him#this is the longest comic ive made sorry if it feels a bit rushed/not well concluding#best i can do#its been kicking my ass for the past week and i just wanted to be done w it#trigun#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#trigun maximum#trigun fanart#my art#millions knives#<- for a fragment of a second#what else#tw hallucinations#tw blood#tw emetophobia
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The Return of the Speedster
Years had passed since Wally's death. Years since the Young Justice team had split up because of it, none of them could move on, as much as they liked to pretend about it, Nightwing was the one who had taken it the worst.
While the years passed on the hero's dimension, Danny was exploring Clockwork's haunt in the Infinite Realms, something that took him a long time as his mentor was hard to convince; while he was at it he found something strange. Clocky had told him it was the "Speedforce" although the halfa had no idea what that meant. He frowned wanting to explore it but his mentor stopped him every time, telling him it wasn't safe.
Unfortunately that wasn't enough to stop the teenager, who slipped into the crack in time. Danny was quite lucky, as the watch that had merged with him long ago from the "Dark Dan" incident had left him somewhat immune to the effects the site had, not that he knew it.
When he stepped inside, all he saw was an incomprehensible place. Since he wasn't seeing something interesting he was about to leave when he noticed a boy in a weird suit running. He raised an eyebrow in confusion, didn't Clocky tell him the place was off limits?
The boy noticed him too and explained in panic that the place was dangerous and could kill him. To which Danny rolled his eyes.
"I don't think you can kill something dead" he scoffed showing his ghostly tail. The boy didn't take that revelation very well, as he started muttering about being dead and in the afterlife. Danny, seeing that the boy had gotten distracted and stopped running, pulled him out of the place and guided him towards Clockwork's haunt. He had to ask his mentor about the weird kid and the best way was well, kidnap him from the strange place.
Both ghosts watched the speedster (Wally?) continue to mumble about having passed into the afterlife while having an existential crisis on the couch. Danny was tempted to tell him he was alive and everything was a misunderstanding but he had to get information first. And maybe get him back home if it was all a mistake.
#dpxdc#Danny found Wally#Clockwork's haunt was connected with the Speedforce for a while#Danny was curious and entered#he found Wally there#Wally has been running all those years trapped#the time hasn't passed for him since he entered#he took Danny's appearance as a confirmation that he was dead#he was not#dp x dc#dc x dp#Clockwork scolded Danny for exploring the Speedforce#until he noticed the ginger#Wally will probably stay with them until they find his home dimension#Danny will teach Wally about Infinite Realms#Clockwork wonders if he have two sons now#Young Justice is going to be shocked to see their supposedly deceased member with a new younger brother#appearing out of nowhere and saying hi
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Is it me, or did his stories get even crazier???
Speedrun/Time travel AU masterlist
@ishipmyotp thanks for the ask <3
#one piece#op fanart#time travel au#speedrun au#usopp#usopp pirates#op kaya#koby#coby#roronoa zoro#sanji#one piece spoilers#wano spoilers#storytelling becomes a lot easier when you inject a little bit of truth into it ya know#how did usopp beat up khlaladore and also convince kaya and her parents that hes actually a sucky dude?#well he beat khlaladore up using his big brain strategies and a bunch of traps and also his observation haki#i hc that in the future usopp will have one of the strongest observation hakis- so when he goes back in time he's still vry proficient#so he can still see into the future a bit n predict stuff- thus outsmarting khladore p easily#for the convincing part; khladore has only been their butler for a very short while. so they arent TOO attatched yet...#basically usopp is able to provoke khladroeore by being enough of an annoying bitch and gets him to slip up#khlaladore is pissed and goes “fuck it” and takes kaya hostage and demands a ransom- but then usopp beats him up so whateves#the end
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he's so important to me
#listen... hear me out... I need him. that's it. just. need.#cooper abbott#cooper adams#josh hartnett#trap 2024#the slasher lover in me has been having a field day with him#wdym i'm supposed to feel conflicted about wanting him to get away? no! i was rooting for him from the beginning#and elated when he did escape (or was implied to at least)!!!#i support this man's wrongs wholeheartedly <3#still wish it was rated R so his serial killer side was actually more present and threatening (and graphic)#scheduled this to go up when i'm sitting in the cinema to see him- i mean the movie... again <3#i am cringe but i am free hdjkhfjkdf
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I’ve realized why I hate most fanon interpretations of Revali now. I can’t stand when people make him lie about or brag about things he can’t actually do. I’ve always seen Revali’s character as truthful and honest to a fault. (will insult you to your face if it’s accurate levels of truth) He’s egotistical yes. Because he can actually back up what he says. I find it so annoying irl when someone says they can do something when they can’t or lies about knowing what you’re talking about when they very obviously don’t. And I’ve noticed a lot of fanon takes his character that way because of the common headcanon that he’s insecure. But I find that trait so unbearably annoying and have never headcanoned Revali’s character that way. I’ve always seen him as humble when you know, he actually doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Or being able to acknowledge when someone else has skill higher than him. (the whole POINT with his beef with Link is because he was under the impression Link thought he was better than him. He just wanted a chance to either be proven right or wrong. His dialogue in the dlc implies that even if he lost, he would have been content to just know). That doesn’t sound like someone who can’t acknowledge when they’re wrong.
So when people are out here writing Revali in extreme denial and making him act like a complete asshat who thinks he’s hot shit when he’s very obviously NOT; it rubs me the wrong way. Feels like it does a disservice to his character a lot. and makes him extremely immature & annoying
#people are allowed to disagree with me but not on this post#go make your own#i’ve been trying to figure out for a while why i don’t like most fanfic with revali in it and why it bothers me so much#i think this is a huge part of it#there’s only a handful of people who i don’t feel like write revali as an incompetent asshat (while still staying true to his character)#its the trap of fandom where we take one little aspect of their personality and blow it up until that’s the only thing anybody sees#in this case revali’s ego#y’all have made it so big he has no humility anymore#which is gross and i don’t like that in a character when that’s ALL they are#revali#age of calamity#breath of the wild#character thoughts#avenin talks
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