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i want my undead to be a worgen! undead worgen... i do not see lore... he is an undead worgen now...
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🌹 Sub!SuperM 18+ HC: Riding Their Faces
↳ NOTE. These guys... I swear. Bringing some heat to the dash right here. Enjoy the SuperMadness 👀
word count. 3.7k | bullet points | ot7
WARNINGS. ⚠️ all explicit, cum play, latex, hair & sweat kink, bondage, spit, brat taming, toys, breath play, ass fixation going strong, dominant reader, femdom, degradation, hardcore, veins kink, graphic language, strap-ons, crying kink, clothed sex, some crack
⌜ 💋 byun baekhyun ⌟
▸ strength: energy
not for the faint of heart. baekhyun thoroughly enjoys you giving it to him roughly; it’s the leader being led, how sexy is that
i spy with my femdom eye, baekhyun likes the bossy dommes who bring him to his knees — quite literally.
case in point: hates seeing you hold back. tells you to just bounce on him how you want it. no fumbling around, it’s gotta be hot and proper.
whatever you’re insecure about he hasn’t even noticed. the more confidently you’re taking your designated seat, the better. this shit’s gotta make him all loud and squeaky, baekhyun can’t get enough of your wild and demanding side. “don’t you dare move your hands!” — he’s already hooked.
yep, he’s part of the feral squad. and louder than the bass in jopping for that matter
small as hell face but the jaw is sharp, you can literally feel it, he fits between your legs so well
endless breath. put your pussy all over that nose, grind on it, cum all over him. society will thank you for suffocating a millionaire
like seriously the breath play is off the charts. if he’s into asphyxiation you’d not be surprised
meanwile baek’s naughty hips keep on bucking, like hello there, giving you a cheeky 69 invitation
such a cocky little shit, whiny byun all the way from those ruined orgasms he’ll be getting cuz you might just touch him with two fingers at best, you know how to keep him on his toes
swallows everything he’s like whatever, almost chokes because he’s so messy and greedy to taste you. damn baekhyun
does a “mmhhhnnn...!” sound all the time, this guy has pussy all over his face and is still more vocal than you no matter what you do
eats ass, all day if he can, knows the most shocking techniques, wants to get crushed by booty he’ll end up admitting it. no matter how big or small yours is. because remember, that face is small, everything is big to him
the type to cum on his stomach way before you do. groans a lot, then goes on even more intensely, how the hell did he just leak out five ounces of semen and still manage a whole tongue workout
slobbery and all over the place, those are tongue movements you can’t even think of in your wildest dreams
baekhyun is never content just making you cum once or just really lowkey, much less hearing you being silent. he’s a moodmaker, he naturally wants to hear you, and see you twitch like the world ends for goodness sake
brattiest tongue ever, always pulls out the taunting puppy licks, tries to grope you all the time, he’ll get a rough spanking later believe me
also gets his payback from you being crazy wet, as beautiful and cute his face might be it’s gonna end up damn ruined
not gonna lie his voice acrobatics will turn you into a waterfall that’s coming down on him
you can punish him for teasing by going raw with your hips, mochi is in wonderland, seeing stars. put his wrists in a spreader bar and go off is what i’m saying, YOLO
since baekhyun annoys the members by being so hyper in the evening, they appreciate you knocking him out for sleep. and indeed baekhyun dozes like a baby, probably using your ass as a pillow or something
you’ve drained the shit out of him and um watered the flower that is his face, so
another cupcake down, mission success, baekhyun certainly had his fill not to mention lucky you having to deal with his wildly talented mouth ahem, moral of the story annihilate him with your ass
⌜ 💋 lee taemin ⌟
▸ strength: steaminess
you will come (heh) to discover that none of his lyrics were a lie
yeah he’s busy hot boy shit for his gal
taemin has an all-soft and plush tongue that’s super pinkish. it literally feels so good, how to ever get enough of it holy shit
it also happens to be very long so buckle up, he wants to be deep inside of you, serve and please you
probably the most slow and agile movement in the group, tantalizing is the right word for sure
prefers kissing and sucking over just licking because he’s sappy, good on him and good on you those lips are heaven and need to be used by all means
once you go on the pill, taemin will eat his own creampies straight out of you, maybe even two at once, it’s taemin c’mon he’s above-average horny lord knows how much sperm he’s hoarding
loves drowning it seems
raunchy stuff aside, he always dresses up nicely or wears the fluffy sweaters you like the most on him. what an exclusive ride, the scent of the clothing turns you on even more he’s pulling all the registers taemin is so docile and giggly
most sensual style in the group, will edge and give you goosebumps first before the main course even remotely goes down, taemin thinks in several stages hot damn he calculated this
his face heats up so much it’s crazy, then again kkoongie capitalizes on all the warmth from the radiator so you might as well be taemin’s personal heating alright. it’s fun seeing him sweat like mad, see his neck veins bulge... ugh
is gonna be a provocateur and try to nibble on your folds, man he just wants to get slapped around you can see right through this brat’s rowdy plan
might even want his ass played with while you ride his face so prepare for some intense contortions, fingering, butt plugs, prostate massage, the whole array, gladly taemin is flexible
always pulls it off hands-free because he’s a pro and well yeah he’s always tied up how um totally surprising
and any challenge he will meet that i guarantee you
he has immediately apparent shinee concert stamina, longevity like his career, taemin can lend his face to your purposes for the whole night he doesn’t care if he needs to chuck it in the freezer afterwards
bonus: if taemin doesn’t at some point wear one of his glittery masks for sexy time, somebody is probably impersonating him and it’s not the real lee taemin i’m afraid
so many orgasms you’ll stop counting, one blends into the other, even if you’re not moving much, how does he do it
that being said gee can we just appreciate how beautiful his face is, everything about him, it’s gonna be so sexy and soft to kiss him to sleep oh my god
⌜ 💋 kim jongin ⌟
▸ strength: escalating
just how industrious is he? dammit kai is the rent due or something, this shit is not a comeback stage cool down
jongin is needy as fuck, he’s desperate to taste you especially in the morning when his lips are all plump
since then he’s skipped his skin care routine you do the bulk of the moisturizing you see
jokes aside get ready for whimpery kai thrusting his face right into you because he can, should you need something to hold onto, his thighs are literally right there
constant high-pitched moans, some during quick pauses, others stifled, kai are you okay he’s really going all out
so thirsty
if you don’t put a harness on him for this you’re missing out, also you need something to hold this wild slutty motherfucker in place
rock-hard throughout, harder than a goddamn superm choreography
also: sturdy chin that can take a lot, it’s made to be sat on
does a lot of the work, very active, main dancer vibes you know, you can be lazy and just enjoy
most continuous style in the group, gradually getting more and more passionate and nervous — the second you thought it gets boring he goes off, have fun losing your mind and seeing him basically K.O. himself
if he wants to make you cum, rapid tongue jabs deep into your clit, and his hard breath against it, no fair play in here
absolutely has a thing for your shaking thighs, like what the hell he’s blowing a huge load the more you tremble, and he’s goddamn crying from pleasure every time woah
those big ole lips are an absolute treat, yeah i’ll say it again his face is meant for this
wants to be called all kinds of names wow jongin, it just spurs him more
kai. is. so. good.
you can most definitely film your own POV cam, jongin can put on one hell of a show. just this time it’s not his eyes flirting with the camera, it’s his tongue getting a nice rough treatment oh yum
don’t get me wrong he can deliver a romantic version of this, but kai just likes you being tough on his face he can’t deny it
uses his hands so you can ride him even harder, all his teddy bears will be falling off the bed like dominoes
might one day ascend to heaven while giving head, wouldn’t regret it
can do it until complete exhaustion you guys just pass out
being such an oral workaholic do i sense a masochist streak in him there?
fucking typical capricorn
⌜ 💋 wong yukhei ⌟
▸ strength: appetite
first off yukhei is hilarious
it’s called eating out and that’s exactly what he does duh, he’s not nicknamed foodcas for no reason — the restaurant is open my dear, and he just served himself five courses (you)
gets super sweaty, forehead and down the neck, a 6′0 glazed bun can you imagine
giggles a lot, makes the atmosphere relaxed, loves banter before and after, an allround sweet experience
though beware, this guy is hungry. most prone to open his mouth super wide he wants to eat all of you at once
don’t tell kun how nasty he is, much less leader baekhyun, promise me that
and especially nosy kai should not hear about what sexy shit yukhei is doing in his freetime unless you want to trigger a war
that being said the wayv dorm is still the safest place to sit on his face, so. it’s a lawless land there, nobody gives a fuck anymore at this point. yangyang would not even blink if ten murdered someone in cold blood on the balcony, that’s how the atmosphere there can be best described
lucas being a far more harmless himbo still ironically fits into the environment being so sexually insatiable, just how often are you going to fuck? it’s only natural to lose the overview
he loudly pouts and complains when it ends, wants to go on and on, you need a lotta stamina to get with this guy this is not a warning it’s a fact — yukhei really wants to tire himself out and give everything
if you lower your thighs just a little you can feel his dangly earrings. kinda sexy but also a safety concern i know i know, he’s not gonna wear them next time
noisy as heck, wants to do well, always goes the extra mile to be sure you are all happy and satisfied with today’s dining
his tongue is... big...
we’re not gonna talk about that giant bulge either, such a huge tent in those pants it’s a whole camping ground. anyway
what we’ll talk about. his super soft blonde hair, we’re talking salon quality soft, that’s amazing to feel against your legs, it’s great to pull as well, or to twirl really playfully
though there’s not much playful going down when the initial inhibition drops
he’s not made of glass you can really get those hips going
sliding down his nose when you’re all wet... damn good stuff.
lucas is the kinda guy that has you grunting and gritting he loves your reactions, and how aggressive you can get. usually he’s the reaction king but like this? he can get used to it.
totally into having that kinda frog perspective it’s a whole new thing, he’s such a giant now he’s below you, the sight is just superb to him
less likely to have toys involved, but rather a bunch of rope for his chest, his arms, his long ass legs. yukhei is a bondage insider tip y’all
stable as a block of metal. if you go a little too wild on baekhyun he’s probably gonna break his mochi neck but lucas is a different calibre, this mf is made of giant muscles galore, i can only say one thing: finish him
⌜ 💋 mark lee ⌟
▸ strength: speed
talks a lot, even occasionally curses — instantly apologizing, but you curse right back, so this becomes the cussing olympics at some point, taeyong would bury his face in the ground all his parenting efforts have gone to waste
mark basically chokes himself
he can’t control his spit by all means jesus... in his own words: must be the drip then
next to taemin and baekhyun here we have the third drowning victim, mark is in serious need of multiple tissues or towels afterwards but that’s exactly what he likes
mark’s slutty side is not to be underestimated i’m warning you
that’s a healthy young man right here
loves to do quickies to get you off during daytime, if you’re horny just tell him and he’ll find a quiet spot, might do it on his knees rather than you riding him sometimes for practical reasons
all options open, mark is flexible af. if someone can promote with nct dream and superm at the same time that’s the result
so yeah you’ll experiment with positions and even outfits, what’s the most comfortable to wear?
few people even remotely think about this. mark himself stays in his signature sweater but the glasses come off, you know very well he’s a nerd without them he has nothing to prove lmao!
the clothes will be cozy but don’t let that fool you yet alright
this guy has watched too much porn to just keep it light and cute
don’t get me wrong you can baby him ad nauseam for the more gentle femdom moods
but at the end of the day mark loves some intense shit, he likes feisty girls who aren’t coy and subby, the more perverted you are the better, in fact he enjoys being shocked with brazen attitude and getting orders on what to do.
loves it when you to take it all out on him, rough is good. mark lee’s face is the rodeo range of super m alright, just don’t break his glorious jaw or anything, he still needs it okay
but yeah mark’s face is tempting to ride hard not gonna lie
his tongue can go so fast it’s at the speed of sound, no, the speed of fucking light. mark goes crazy on your clit, wait a few seconds, boom five orgasms rain down on you.
it’s like an anime swordsman just lifting the sword hilt, walking off calmly, and one minute later things are in shambles like how? mark’s sword tech is just epic like that
he’s a leo what did we expect, show-off
in the meantime, RIP to mark lee’s pants. they’ll be soaked with cum, gonna be a bitch to hide your clothes from taeyong who’s always eager to wash everything by himself
that aside, mark really enjoys the position, he doesn’t need much else to be honest, he goes “oh my god oh shit” enough for you to know
thank god he’s a rapper, otherwise his dang technique would be dangerous, he doesn’t breathe for half a minute or so
enjoys you really doing shallow thrusts, super fast and sloppy, loves how much you enjoy it
needless to say: breaks a guinness world record for most licks per second, it’s that mark lee flow
long story short his face is your favorite spot he can prepare for a daily session
all that practice on water melons paid off good job markly
⌜ 💋 ten lee ⌟
▸ strength: allround skill
you know a pro by how he’s offering you a tall glass of water beforehand
and by the way he’s chugging one himself
champion, a keeper
you’re guaranteed to love it, ten is amazing
takes his time, gets to know your every inch, figures out your soft spots in a matter of minutes to seconds
everything for his sexy mama, service sub right here
take him on a leash, grind on his lips, make him kiss your clit, he’ll respond by circling his tongue around obediently
chittaphon might be a little fidgety at the beginning, but the atmosphere is not as tense anymore after doing it two or three times.
ten is actually quite good cracking lighthearted jokes and showing his more extroverted side, he always gets like that with a partner.
you have an easy time with build-up conversations and communicating in general, same with aftercare pillow talk
that being said the degree of professionalism this guy is heading for needs a lot of talk in the first place.
ten likes doing advanced things that aren’t just intuitively understood, you need to exchange yourself a lot
through trial and error you figure out how to incorporate sex toys into the little routine you have going on
the pleasure will be so intense you’ll never want anything else fuck
ten is also down for a lot of moving around, some athletic shit
you’ll go from bouncing on his dick to smothering his face back and forth pretty much, let’s see how fast you’re gonna bust a huge nut like that my bet is five minutes
those like “oh... ah—” moans are just angelic
since he focuses so much on your erogenous zones and always keeps his hands involved, ten is always guaranteed to have you breaking a major sweat
ten does not like to eat any fruits, they say. well that’s true, because he’s too busy eating you that is. boy can basically retire from citizenhood, he’s that busy between your legs.
enough fruit juice for an entire week impending, don’t worry about his nutrients, this is also a form of diet.
uses his chin, his cheeks, the nose especially, the damn nose it’s perfectly shaped
wants you to really ride him hard, and fast, no holds barred at all, going so feral he’ll be squeezing his eyes shut
sometimes his hair gets in the way, it’s just so damn long. the result: hair ties for face-sitting, always on his wrist
among all members, buries his face the deepest, turns him on so much
always makes sure you’re both washed up, no impromptu sessions. ten is a hygiene priest and he’s right
the mattress is kinda bouncy and he always uses his favorite soft pillow under his head so you can definitely take mister ten lee to pound town like work your hips give it to him
in case he survives i send my congrats, you got yourself the right guy, terrific choice queen
⌜ 💋 lee taeyong ⌟
▸ strength: ideas
how much more religiously can he eat you out, he treats this like the best reward he can get
as you can probably tell by now, all the lee surname members are definitely a certain brand and clan of highly distinguished pussy eaters like, these guys are a fucking gang like... well taeyong is no different
reckless abandon oral, eats you like it’s the last day, even death fears lee taeyong when he’s in giving head mode
you might be showering together beforehand and be all shy and kissy like it’s puppy love. but that is all for naught when the tongue of god is unleashed and taeyong gets himself as messed up as he can
yeah i like the thought of god being incarnated as kinky taeyong begging to have his mouth spit and cummed in it just makes sense
very deep mumbles, very hard breathing, those veiny hands on your waist, he wants to make you feel good so bad, fuck he’s so sexy
intense facial expressions, need i say more
also um... he likes to be... threatened. he’s the student you’re the teacher, strict as hell surveying his every move, the more you yell at him the harder he gets, jesus christ he has a thing for you acting mad and shit
taeyong doesn’t even need you to pull off your underwear, he’s gone get through any type of fabric with that leaking mouth
let’s just say he likes to experiment with innovative techniques... anyway, taeyong is a nasty fucking freak, he’s a grade A hoe, you never know what to expect
one time he just licks like a shy doe, the next second slurping explosion 5000
imagine whipping his thighs with a riding crop while sitting right on that ultra gorgeous elven prince face like
taeyong is almost always getting super emotional. he sheds even more tears than kai, like at some point you’ll develop a crying kink because of him SOS
nervous as hell, shaky hands. that can easily be fixed sir let’s tie em up
has you moaning nonstop, he’s so engaged and so dead-on with his movements. don’t be surprised if this damned man has your eyes almost falling out
beware, this guy is into full-on sensual deprivation as well. blindfolds are only the start.
you might end up with a whole lotta black latex involved, who knows, a whole gimp on him he’s down for that, he learned from ten what it is blame chittaphon’s vast kinky knowledge
even better: while you’re grinding on him, taeyong likes you pumping his cock with a fleshlight with zero mercy until he yelps in tiny oops
hell he might ask you to roughly fuck his face with a strap and then ride it, the mister likes double treats huh
then again: wants it to be degrading and dirty and intense on some days, and really wholesome and romantic on others
especially aftercare will be sweet and dulcet, you take care of him, pepper him with kisses for being such a dutiful boy.
looks pretty no matter what. maybe he’s born with it maybe it’s tyongbelline. yeah just how handsome is that face and hair like... t’yongreal paris in full splendor
long story short he’s an oral deity. i rest my case howdy and goodbye see you next time aye
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hot dog- n.jm
characters; hufflepuff! jaemin x ravenclaw! reader ft. slytherin! haechan, gryffindor! mark and a surprise hufflepuff guest
summary; jaemin practices a transfiguration spell on a pencil that goes slightly wrong. okay, maybe very wrong.
an; 😭😭 I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS YOU SHOULD ALL BLAME @thenctaddict FOR THIS SHE GAVE ME THE PLOT BECAUSE ORIGINALLY IT WAS SLYTHERIN JAEMIN AND HE WAS GONNA BE A BULLY AND SHZ STRONGLY OPPOSED and im writing this as a bullet point bc for the sake of my sanity
sigh okay so you are super smart ravenclaw™️
like definition of a ravenclaw, a lot of the yonger years looked up to you and came to you if they needed help
your best subject just so happened to be transfiguration
took me a while to spell that one
jaemin was hufflepuff™️
he was also terrible at transfigurations
so when the new year started, you two shared transfigurations class (im starting to get real tired of the word transfigurations)
and you happened to be sat right across from eachother
your best friend eunji sat next to you, she was also hufflepuff™️ super cute wbk
halfway into the lesson you could already see sir na struggling
not that you were staring at him or anything
okay maybe you were
but like no one else had to know that
but its not like you were the only clown in the room staring at someone
eunji sis we see you staring at mark
coincidentally mark sat next to jaemin
thats so iconic omg
anyways the lesson finished and you did good, as always, miss ravenclaw
no need to flex bro
jaemins just sat next to mark with his jaw slack like
"yo how can y/n get this shit?"
"maybe if you stopped daydreaming about her and listened you could pass"
so THAT was why jaemin was failing transfigurations (god help me)
HOLY SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED MY COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM I LEFT IN THE FRIDGE
okay so you leave the room to get to lunch with eunji
so you sit down at the ravenclaw table next to your best-ravenclaw-smart-friend renjun
normal lunchtime shit
him choking you for pointing out his obvious crush on the gryffindor girl
but like i said YOU AINT ANY BETTER SIS
like,, oh jaemin has a hair out of place today?
his tie seems a little longer than usual
his shoe laces are uneven
you stare at him THAT much
its a problem and you should fix it
just fucking talk to him
"y/n can you grab my notes from my desk please?"
eunji and her forgetful ass forgetting her herbology notes yet again
this is the 3rd time in the last 2 weeks
eunji get your act together
so you walk to the hufflepuff common room, tapping the correct barrel to get in seeing as you go there so much (you may as well be a hufflepuff (huffleclaw?ravenpuff?))
and would you look at that
literally about ten minutes beforehand jaemin left lunch early to practice the transfiguration spell so he could impress you
bad idea™️
so he lifted his lil wand (my new rapper name) ready to start casting the spell
he was gonna turn a pencil into a macaroni hot dog (oh my)
because?? he wanted to provide for you??
just let the poor cute boy make you a hot dog
your fine ass opens the door just before he finishes the spell
jaemin turns towards you in shock, and horror
you freeze up because why the fuck is he casting a spell at lunch
then there was some sparkly mist idk it smelt like food (yum)
and jaemin panicked
because you disappeared
well you didnt
you were just laying on the floor: in hotdog form
jaemin was HORRIFIED part 2
he nearly screamed and went to go pick you up
"y/n?! can you hear me?! im so sorry!"
rip he thinks all his chances with you are gone
but youre whipped
can you even have consciousness as a hotdog?
this is my blog so we say yes
wtf™️
why are you so small and why the fuck does it reek of macaroni???
also YOU CANT MOVE
scary
but jaemins beautiful face is right in front of you
you cant speak tho because hot dogs dont have mouths sorry science says NO SIR
so you’re literally wondering what the fuck is happening
jaemin is still freaking out
our good friend, slytherin haechan opens the door to the hufflepuff common room
first thing he sees is jaemin? screaming at a hotdog?
"bro what are you doing?"
"this is y/n!"
"...jaemin thats a hotdog"
"NO Y/N IS THE HOTDOG"
panicked af part 2
but hes also slightly amused
so the duo run out of the common room to get help
because you cant stay as a hotdog forever or ? youll go mouldy ? dont know how this works but we move
"mark! eunji!"
so thats why eunji couldnt get her notes
little rat
"jaemin why are you carrying a hotdog?"
i never want to eat a hotdog again
"this is y/n"
"jaemin i know youre whipped for y/n but naming a hotdog after her is a little far
exposed™️
jaemin doesnt know you can hear this
if a hotdog could blush it would be bright red
"no, mark he turned y/n into a hotdog" haechan saved the day by explaining
so the gang spend the rest of the day skipping classes in the library looking for a spell to fix you (by coldplay)
ironic
strangely no one questions the hotdog being preciously carried by jaemin and not even being eaten
apart from renjun
man strolls into the library like the dedicated ravenclaw he is
"what the fuck is happening?"
"jaemin turned y/n into a hotdog" thanks eunji for explaining clearly
panicking part 3
this is getting kinda long wow
the gang finally find a spell with renjuns help
hes a dang godsend
thank lords for giving us a huang renjun
and so jaemin goes to perform the spell
this idea is quickly refuted and mark slams a hand over his mouth
"let me do it, youve already done enough damage to the poor girl"
fair enough
jaemin stands back
mark turns you back into your lil pretty perfect self
thank FUCK
"im human?? IM HUMAN" you smile widely because you know
no longer an edible, perishable item slathered in cheesy pasta
"y/n im so sorry, if theres anything i can do to make up for that"
hmm 😏
"take me on a date"
boom, now jaemin is the edible, perishable item
tomato
and kids, well thats how mum met dad
the end
#thenctaddict#nct#nct dream#nct dream is love#NCT DREAM THE LOVE#renjun#mark#jaemin#nct hogwarts au#ravenclaw reader#crack#nct fluff
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ANOTHER short list of games that i recommend giving a try because we need something to do during COVID [a lot of words and images, be careful]
I am One Bored Bitch who likes to play video games if I’m not writing fanfiction/poetry, caring for my animals or making memes.
As much as I enjoy Outlast, this list is different compared to my other one simply because the games here don’t behave like Outlast at all.
Access to PlaystationNow has me exploring new horizons and now I need to share my excitement. :D There will be lots of images and some spoilers, so be warned. I will try my damnedest not to reveal too much.
1. Vampyr
This game feeds my intense love of Victorian [?] London. It has an awesome storyline, the best aesthetic, and a hot protagonist. [His sister is lowkey cute, too. All of my homosexual/lesbian/bisexual homies, rise up]
You play as Jonathan Reid,
a vampire-turned surgeon who spends the game searching for the guy who turned him. He served in World War l until he got turned, so you know he’s a badass.
The game was created by DONTNOD, and if you don’t know who they are, they created Life is Strange. This game behaves a bit like LIS - you have choices to make, and those choices have consequences - so it causes you to be careful and save the game before you make a decision.
What makes this game even more chaotic is that it takes place during the Influenza Epidemic [How fun! HOW IRONIC!] and the World War. The environment is also interactive; you can help the citizens around you, or feed off of them and kill them. [There are a couple of assholes, so the ‘kill’ option is so handy.]
It’s on XBOX, Steam, and PS4 [it’s free on PS4 if you use PSNow.]
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2. [You saw this coming] Until Dawn
Ohhhh DEATHHHHHHHHH-
I’ll shut up now. But the intro is fucking amazing, you can’t tell me otherwise.
Until Dawn is a chaotic shitstorm that takes place in the Canadian mountains. That’s all the info you need.
...No, I’m kidding. But this will be long with a lot of images. There is a lot of explaining that needs to be done.
Until Dawn consists of 8 protagonists who you have to keep alive. I mean, you don’t have to, but that’s how you get the best ending.
There is Sam, one of my favourite characters,
Josh, my second favourite,
The Twins, Hannah [Left] and Beth [Right], sisters of Josh,
Mike who I thought was an asshole at first but that changes,
Jess, the girlfriend of Mike,
Emily, the ex of Mike and a queen, but let’s be real, she can be a total bitch,
Matt, the boyfriend of Emily and the soft boy we all love and appreciate in this house,
Chris, my third favourite character,
and Ashley, who I despise [players of Until Dawn most likely know why],
So Mike, Emily, Ashley, Jess, and Matt were in on a prank that involved Hannah and Mike, because Hannah loved Mike but he was in a relationship with Emily at the time, and it went wrong due to Hannah running out into a blizzard.
Josh and Chris are in drunken stupors and Sam is busy scolding her friends for being dickheads, so Beth runs into the cold Canadian climate to find her sister.
They both die under weird circumstances, and the game takes place a year later.
I warn you, and I mean this; this game is INCREDIBLY gorey and will make your jaw drop due to the amount of plot twists and jumpscares. And we thought Outlast’s jumpscares were bad? Puhleeze.
The best part of this game is that YOU BEFRIEND A WOLF!!!!
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HIS NAME IS WOLFIE AND HE IS A GOOD BOY!!!!
Unfortunately, this masterpiece is PS4 exclusive. Horrendous, I know. :(
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3. Assassins Creed Syndicate
Another game based in Old London. Oops! Not really. This is not an Oops whatsoever.
This is the first game I played on my PlayStation 4, and it’s something I play quite a lot.
You play as two protagonists. They are twins.
Evie, the brains of the two who plans before taking action,
and Jacob, the lovable asshole who uses his fists in every situation possible,
They are master assassins trying to take back London from a hipster asshole with a very stylish mustache,
I’ve noticed that Ubisoft really hates hipsters. It’s funny.
This game will make you question your sexuality because you will love both Evie AND Jacob. It’s hard not to.
Not only that, but there is a character who is trans and a TOTAL BABE,
I love him, you love him, my dog loves him, God loves him, Aliens love him-
[His name is Ned, please treat him with respect he is a very beneficial ally :(]
It’s on PS4, XBOX, and Windows. Yum.
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4. Life is Strange: The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit
It’s not very long, but it’s a treasure that you need to experience!
You play as a BLESSED LITTLE BOY NAMED CHRIS, WHO I WANT TO SPOIL AND HUG,
His imagination is very vivid, so you can expect to play as a superhero and find stuff to help make him a costume.
His dad is a fucking asshole, a piece of shit, a-
[Please read on as I call his dad every insult under the sun]
It’s free on Steam. Get it here. There is a definite spoiler below because I think it’s important.
Before you play, please be warned that Chris uses his imagination to cope with losing his mother and abuse from his father. You will experience this in the game, and that’s why I felt the need to warn you. It may bring back PTSD flashbacks or disturb you in general.
As someone who was abused by their father, I 100% sympathize with Chris and used my imagination to cope with my situation too. I kinda blame my upbringing for having a vivid imagination :/
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Before you play any of these, I recommend looking at short playthroughs, or reviews before you spend your money! You’re gonna wanna spend your money on something you’re gonna play, right?
Enjoy. x
#lis#life is strange#assassins creed#vampyr#until dawn#I WILL FIGHT FOR CHRIS UNTIL I DIE#i remember showing my mum cutscenes of jacob#and she said i act like him oops#my brother is Evie 100%
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Random Bits: FF7 03
I’m actually not sure I’ve already posted this here or not, so I’ going to post it (possibly again)
[Setting - Cloud finally finds out what gets under Zack’s skin.]
[Location - the streets of Midgar Edge - noon.]
A disembodied Angeal Head floated across the velvety black screen of Cloud's memory, bouncing slowly in random directions like the ghost of an old Windows Logo screensaver.
"Go take a walk!" it commanded with each ricochet.
It was joined by a Zack Head, which also began bouncing randomly around and repeating "No, don't eat him!"
Cloud scowled to himself as the memory flickered unbidden across the backs of his eyelids.
*woowoowooscenetransitionwoowoowoo*
1st Class SOLDIER Timothy Titsworth burst into the conference room with the force of an angry soccer mom who has just found out her little angel was allowed to watch a PG-13 movie. Known as "Tiddy" (because there was no joining an army without acquiring some kind of weird, cool, humorous, or downright embarrassing nickname that you either loved or hated), Timothy showed great promise as a SOLDIER, but he was overly ambitious, and more than a bit egotistical.
"What the hell, Tiddy!" Angeal barked, rising from his seat at the conference table, where he had been discussing plans for the upcoming Games with Zack, Cloud, and President Rufus Shinra.
"What the hell, indeed, Sir!" Titsworth snarled, saluting as an afterthought. "I want to be assigned to a higher level training mission-!"
"No." Cloud said firmly as Angeal apologized to Rufus for the interruption. "I already told you that you aren't ready. Get out, now. I am in the middle of a meeting, and you are out of line, Private Tiddy." he continued, deliberately stressing Titsworth's rank as an unspoken reminder of who he was speaking to, and unintentionally making a pun that caused Zack to make a very un-General like snorting sound.
Titsworth looked at Zack like a miffed child hoping that Daddy might say 'yes', even though Mommy had already said 'no'.
"General Fair, I-!"
The room was suddenly full of angry dragon. Papers scattered, people made exclamations of surprise, chairs tipped, and someone laughed as Cloud Shifted into his ELIETE form and, with mouth gaping, lunged across the desk at Titsworth.
Zack jumped on Cloud's long neck, landing just behind his head, and managed to grab the long, whisker/tendril/moustache/feeler thingies trailing from the sides of his snout and hauled on them like reins while shouting "No, don't eat him!"
Massive jaws with long fangs snapped shut inches from Titsworth's face and Cloud goose-honked in pained surprise, pulling his head up and back, twisting it from side to side while backing up as he tried to relieve the sharp pulling on his face feelers. He Shifted back to his normal shape, leaving Zack sitting in mid-air for the length of an eye blink before gravity caught up with reality and he crashed to the floor.
Zack immediately bounced up and grabbed Cloud by the arm before he could lunge at Titsworth again.
"Go take a walk, "Angeal snapped at Cloud, who was all scowls and hisses.
"But what about-!" Titsworth began from where he had fetched up against the wall. Like a terrier with a rat, he was not about to let the argument go, out of either a poor sense of self-preservation, or out-right stupidity.
"Shut up, before I tell General Fair to let him go, and we end up having to send your mother an 'In Sympathy for Your Loss' card!" Angeal snapped with that tight-lipped, angry-eyed expression that most teens didn't even have to see to know it was being made. It was an expression that had its own sound.
Titsworth huffed, but closed his mouth. He remained on the floor, sitting very still as Cloud stormed out of the room. Dragons were like cats. They would go after anything that moved, so it was best not to draw their attention.
*woowoowooscenetransitionwoowoowoo* Cloud shook his head at the memory, causing the Heads to bounce violently around and collide with each other with a double "ouch!" before they faded away. He was only mildly annoyed by now, having walked several blocks, but he couldn't help but feel unjustly put-upon. It wasn't like he'd chosen his ELITE form, and he couldn't help that it would sometimes take over. It wasn't his fault that dragons had a very simple idea of what constituted 'conflict resolution', and that it mostly involved eating whomever caused the conflict.
Go take a walk...
Cloud would have rather gone out for a nice long flight. It was much more fun, and relaxing, but it did tend to stir up the city's inhabitants. There was just something about a black winged shadow passing overhead that would send people screaming in panic. Old instincts died hard, and deep in most the primitive part of their brains, people were still just small, soft-bodied squeaky creatures hiding under leaves and flinching at shadows.
He turned a corner and continued walking briskly along the shop lined street, noticing that other pedestrians were trying to avoid him without looking like they were avoiding him. It might have worked, if it had been one or two individuals. There is just nothing subtle about an entire crowd suddenly crossing to the other side of the street.
Cloud found himself completely alone on the sidewalk. That was fine with him. At least he didn't have to feel like he was in the middle of a school of salmon during their running season.
The ponderous growl of a heavy engine pulled Cloud from his musings. He paused and turned just in time to watch one of the army's humvees pull up to the curb beside him.
Zack, grinning from ear to ear, leaned toward the open passenger side window and said, in his best Creepy Witch Voice, "Need a ride little girl?"
Cloud hissed at him and resumed walking, forcing Zack to drive slowly along beside him.
"Come on, Spiky! I'm sorry I pulled your face feelers!"
Cloud pointedly ignored him.
"Don't be salty,"
Cloud kept walking.
"Don't be like that-!" Zack steered around a parked car and rolled back along side Cloud. "I'll let you work my stick-shift!"
The offer was met with an icy side eye and frigid silence.
"I'll pay you," Zack venture playfully, with a cheeky grin.
"You can't afford me." Cloud replied curtly.
Zack's grin froze, then shattered into an open mouthed gape as the comment hit him like a cast-iron lightning bolt. The hairs on the back of his neck rose at the feeling that a white-hot icicle had just been fired through his brain.
"I...did...did you...just...?" he stammered, the humvee stalling as he briefly forgot how to drive. Well, I'll be dipped in shit! Now I know how Dr. Hyansen felt! Zack thought after he recovered enough from the unexpected sarcasm that he was able to get the vehicle restarted.
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry!" Zack called as he caught up to Cloud and parked. "Just get in, okay? Look," he said, holding up a brown paper bag, "I brought shrimp yum yum sitcks!"
Cloud's eyes were instantly glued to the bag. The scent of shrimp and vegetables in a crispy wrapper covered in toasted sesame seeds hit him straight in the olfactory receptors. He struggled with himself, pushing for Caution, while the dragon part of him drooled all over Common Sense.
It's obviously a bribe, Cloud warned the dragon.
Shrimp yum yum sticks!
No, he's using food to-!
Shrimp yum yum sticks!
But, listen, he-!
NO! SHRIMP YUM YUM STICKS!
Cloud's stomach growled, and he gave in. As he climbed into the passenger's seat, he had to laugh at himself. Hey little boy, I've got some candy in my van, he thought with a wry snort.
"What are you laughing at?" Zack asked.
"Nothing." Cloud said slightly irritated at how he would do almost anything for those stupid sticks. It was a good thing Zack hadn't brought canned cat food... Cloud snatched the bag from Zack and took a big bite out of one of the sticks while the dragon part of him happily chanted Shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp, shrimp!
"You can still work my stick-shift if you want," Zack offered jokingly, patting the shift handle. He completely missed the slight tightening around Cloud's eyes, and the tiniest of upward curving at the corners of his mouth.
"I'll pass," Cloud replied, the words coming out slightly distorted as he shoved another yum yum stick into his mouth. "Your knob is too small."
"Wha-!" Zack all but yelped, a full body cringe slamming down his spine as his body tried to physically force the word 'knob' back out through his ears.
"The knob," Cloud repeated as Zack cringed again, "It's, too small so it makes your hand hurt on long drives."
Zack shot him a suspicious look, but it merely ricocheted harmlessly off the look of genuine sincerity and yum yum stick crumbs on Cloud's face.
"Maybe I should put in a request for bigger knobs..." Cloud suggested, "Bigger knobs would fit more comfortably in your hand and make them easier to manipulate for longer periods of time, right?"
Zack flinched and Cloud could almost see his brain shudder as it tried to use its own stem to tear out his eardrums.
"Stop it!" Zack snapped.
"Stop what?"
"Saying...'knob',"
"What's wrong with the word 'knob'?" Cloud asked, his eyebrows pinching together in confusion while Zack cringed.
"You saying it. It's just...wrong,"
"I'm saying 'knob' wrong?"
"NO! Just stop saying it!"
"There's nothing wrong with knobs," Cloud chided. "Lot's of things have knobs," he continued while Zack cringed and flinched along.
"Like radios. Radios have knobs. And tv's have knobs. Dressers have knobs. Oh, and cabinets have knobs. Beds have knobs, and you can put a knob of butter on your toast. Trees have knobs too, and hands can get knobby, and even people have knobs! My mom had knobs and she said that when I annoyed her I was 'twisting her knobs'...or was that 'pushing her buttons? I forget-!"
"Stop saying 'knob'! Zack wailed, hands clamped protectively over his ears.
"Why are you getting so bent out of shape over the word 'knob'?
Zack bristled at the word, his hair lifting like the hackles of an angry wolf. It was then that he noticed the slight crinkling around Cloud's eyes.
"You dick!" Zack snarled, annoyed. "Play Backwater Dummy with me, will you?" He leaned in close, and with a malicious grin, started wiggling his eyebrows.
Cloud recoiled, Shifting into his half-form and hissing shrimp yum yum stick all over Zack's face as memories of a certain Inspector's rather mobile eyebrows rose up to haunt him like a greasy meal at 3am after six beers.
Unperturbed by the macerated mist, Zack continued wiggling his eyebrows, laughing evilly, "How do you like that huh? Say 'knob' again, you little turd!" He reached out to playfully poke Cloud.
Out of pure reflex Cloud bit the offending appendage.
Zack yelped more out of surprise than pain, and snatched his hand away, retreating back to the driver's seat to inspect the damage.
"Not cool, man, you gave me a noodle hand!" He said with a pout, illustrating his grievance by flapping his now numb hand around on the end of his wrist.
"I didn't mean to,"
Zack started using his left hand to rapidly and repetitively smack his right arm against his thigh.
"You want a rag...or... something?"
Zack paused, eyeing Cloud suspiciously. Almost afraid of the answer, he risked asking "For what?"
"So you won't be walking around the rest of the day wearing that shrimp facial."
"Oh. Yeah." Zack replied, realizing that the remnants of shrimp yum yum sticks were quietly getting crusty on his skin. He took the napkins Cloud fished out of the crumpled bag on the floor boards and awkwardly used his left hand to wipe his face.
"How's your hand?" Cloud inquired, a note of guilt hovering in his voice.
"Hanging in there," Zack replied with a lopsided grin.
Cloud signed into his hands in mild irritation at Zack's penchant for making jokes out of everything.He felt Zack patting him on the shoulder. There was something awkward about the gesture that had nothing to do with the current atmosphere.
Looking up, Cloud saw Zack using his left hand to hold his numb arm up by the elbow and slap the appendage down on his shoulder. He imagined that this was exactly how it felt to be patted by a zombie. Cloud snorted in reluctant amusement and shoved the dead arm off his shoulder. The limp limb bounced off the back of the seat and slithered down the armrest to swing loosely at Zack's side.
Both men stared at the arm mutely until it stopped swinging like a slowly winding down clock pendulum before looking at each other.
Zack arched an eyebrow and said, "What? You like the angle of the dangle?"
Cloud rolled his eyes so hard he almost became the first person to find out what the backs of his own eye sockets looked like.
Zack laughed and started the vehicle.
"What are you doing?" Cloud asked in alarm, "You can't drive like that!"
"Sure I can. I'll drive, and you can work my stick!"
"Move, I'm driving."
"Fine. Killjoy.Want me to shift your stick?" Zack asked as Cloud settled into the driver's seat.
"No thanks, I can do it myself."
"Riiiight!" Zack drawled, doing a single finger gun.
"Do you want two noodle arms? Because that's how you get two noodle arms."
"Okay, okay. It's gone, see?" Zack pretended to chuck the offensive appendage armament behind him.
"You know, it's a good thing we aren't too far from Base." Cloud said as he pulled out into traffic.
"Why?"
"My hand won't have time to cramp up because of the--!"
"Don't say it--!"
"Knob."
Zack's distressed cry of "Stop saying 'knob'!" rang in the air before dopplering into silence as they drove away.
End.
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# 12 Post, part 2: FINALLY Top Ten 2D Animated Women’s List
Update August 12th! Updates in bold.
So I am behind on my promise and seeing this net neutrality could happen here my top lady crushes. I try to go into detail. I have to admit number 10 going to be confusing see her movie has different animation styles, so I try find a picture of which one I like more. ON TO THE DELAYED LISTED. Reminder none of my new crushes can be made after 2016, when I graduate high school. Warning lots of breasts. Hey I am Pan, as in pansexuality, so yes I am mostly romantic, yet I want to clarify, I am not liking the characters for that. Also, I tried list movies from animated companies, or else this be Disney mostly. XD Here the RULES https://indigo-psyduck.tumblr.com/post/167091245072/post-12-part-1-rules-for-animated-crush-list
10. 2010′s Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic Beatrice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1C9WtnOr7Y So now I said I have two styles I really like, yes this movie has 5 or 6 styles. O.O
So I chose this design of ALL other, maybe has a close second, yet this (due to it enhances the Souls and Demons)
Now on to the reasons she wins number 10. Her personality, hopeful, positive, loyal, patient (still annoyed at Dante for what he did), honest, and just an embodiment of virtues. So besides being someone who so kind to have what happened to her is heartbreaking. Plus her overall appearance was attractive too. I am not sure why women’s almost naked I feel more comfortable seeing, yet men’s and non-binary I feel my demisexual side bit more antsy. Yes middle school me was both freaked out and at the same time enjoyed the film. Helps also I was figuring out my sexuality and came out in mid high school. Oh and she stands ups for herself and tries not to be a prize. Unlike the video game, she is not a pushover. D: XD Also I am now sure I am asexual.
9. 2000′s Titan AE, Akima.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXmcVV3WJWwEven though this movie was hard to watch(the CGI :( ), the characters and their designs are very fun to watch. Now besides being voiced by the attractive Drew Berrymore (fun fact is bi), the haircut, and those eyebrows, there more to Akima. I like she reminds of (the stunning) Zoe from Firefly due to both pilots (in a sense) so have the voice call the shots, she can take care of herself, knows how to fight yet be not a killer, and more. I do personally headcanon her as bi. She very low on the list for I admit I saw the movie sooner than I like to admit, so she not as much a childhood crush, as a new one. Only her animated style was constant, unlike 10. Sorry, the gif changed her appearance a bit, I know in the movie she of Asian descent.
8. Now nine was tempted to put Gwen from “Total Drama Island”, first two seasons (I have a soft spot for dyed hair and punk and goth look), until I saw this movie. (I do plan do a maybe top five of TV 2D women)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVbX1NeWY9s&t=3s1992 Cool’s World Lonette.
(I like how her hair so cute and messy here^ A sweet, short, messy, haircut. Also yes her body also quite nice XD ) I really find her kindness endearing such a negative world. Even though I like all eye colors, dark green eyes I am a sucker for. Also she was loving to Frank, makes hope for someone as affectionate as her. I know she Holli look very much in common, but Holli I felt lacked in such romance tenderness.
This smile ^ so adorable.
7. 1999′s Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost Luna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92jw0fxXca4
(in Violet and short red hair)I could have easily put this whole band down, yet I wanted pick their second singer. The fact she sings, plays an instrument, in an eco goth band, dyed hair, her parent helped give the band their fangs, and more, is why I like her so much. Also she drawn in this movie she more drawn with details and for that she is more attractive.https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/8/8c/New-ghrfh-the-hex-girls-24106229-720-480.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110909113258&path-prefix=protagonist < - - - Close up on her.
6. 1993′s The Thief and the Cobbler, Yum-Yum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZibUpH-AME&list=PL18B0CA620B61D076 and https://vimeo.com/88602144
Shocked how few royals are on this list, especially for being a 90′s kid. So why Princess Yum-Yum, even though she a weird blend of Aladdin (I bring this up to claimed Disney and if they or if they did NOT steal from this movie) Jasmine (I also have a crush on her too) of having a voice and using her power, but sometimes seems underdeveloped in comparison. However to me that is only when compared, so she to me is still fleshed out. I am happy to see her make the band of thieves due what she says, she merciful, she helps Tack and does her fair of saving the day. Not just a pretty face, she actual does something.
5. ANY DC comics Batman adaptation of Selina Kyle also known as Catwoman.
(^ Not to stereotype, yet this “gay” haircut I love so much on her)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQPXvQ7ZPQ
Now on to why I like her. First bonus is she cannoned as Bi as bisexuality. Now to the rest, she a character who in the grey waves of morals. She is either a villainess, anti-hero, or whatever. I enjoy also how much a tease she can be to Batman (thanks to her I can be like to my relationships too sometimes), she loves animals, she inspires me with her self defense and flexibility. Catwoman also she makes me comfortable being her dominate power force. I want to clarify I am waiting till marriage. XD I also like she kinda an example of a character, who can depicted with different racial background, body types, and more. I am aware some characters can not have such changes, yet Catwoman a positive example of done right.
4. 2003′s Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Marina.
Shout to @animagix101and @thenamelessdoll edits of her, if from a racebend to giving her more muscles, thank you.Now why do I like this short haired ambassador? One she stands up for what she believes in, she a quick learner, she gives off vibes like she could be bi, poly, or pan, and is fearless, yet gives mercy. Her relationship is shown on screen to grow, not just boom love, yet (I do not like Sinbad by the way, I much more like Proteus). I was tempted to give this spotlight as a tie to Moses Tzipporah, yet I know ties are not fun for most people.
3. Sailor Moon (90′s version), Michiru Kaiou AKA Sailor Neptune.
Now I know I am making this my 2D animated ladies from MOVIES, but she did make appearances in film. Sorry too the gif makes more pale (yes the characters in the anime are suppose to be Japanese). Shout out she also in the LGBTQ+ Community, cannoned as lesbian. Now on to why I like the Sailor Guardian of the planet Neptune? Besides having colorful hair (I am sorry dyed hair a bonus for me, like how accents are a bonus for other people), she has a colorful personality. XD She very artsy (I like people who can have a passion in something that is like theater, music, etc), romantic (like dang she and Sailor Uranus are soooooooooooooooo cute), funny, clever, and more.
2. Okay this rule is broken of only MOVIE ladies, yet this a childhood crush since my elementary school years. 1996′s The Incredible Hulk animated Series and any other Hulk/Marvel product, Jennifer Walters AKA She-Hulk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MStHVaHNf_Y
XD Yes that scene beyond suggestive and yes her voice by the stunning Cree Summers. So what makes a delight, she can be funny and serious, an amazing lawyer (I believe the comic staff did this be part of the second wave of feminism [no hating for this, okay to be a feminist or have the ideas of one to want equality with men), confident in her body and mind, she has colorful hair, she so strong that I be happy be held by her, and more. XD It is kinda takes to her women of any height (she is “5'10" (in human form) 6'7" (as She-Hulk” according to http://marvel.com/characters/51/she-hulk) because tall Titanesses need some love. Also yes sucker for either her She-Hulk green eyes or her Jennifer’s form with brown eyes and this cute haircut. So Bruce Banner or Hulk, can you give me your cousin’s number please? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2j4_C4cvSs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbVnnImJOYc
1. 1996′s The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Esmeralda.
So I like Disney a lot to choose ONE woman is not easy to do, yet I chose to one who I know for the fact I can say just has more to crush on. For starters her personality (seeing beauty from within a huge trait I love), spreading mercy, standing up her others, her sense of Faith (I am Spiritual, so her song to me a great representation of faith - - - > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEEpavnk7Uw ), her voice (both speaking and singing <3 <3) rich (I thank real life cutie Demi Moore, in Ghost her haircut is something I want to mimic on day), and more. Looks, well as long you are not a woman who is straight and a man who is gay, I find it hard to believe you can not understand how she is a jaw dropper. I personally head cannon her Pan as in Pansexuality.
So before you assume anything, yes there one more cutie after this, why, because I like to count zero. XD
Honorable Mentions:
X-Men:
Raven Darkholme AKA Mystique (fun fact I believe she is cannoned as Bi, even though I heancanon as Pan)
Ororo Munroe AKA Storm (XD the Pan flag I love it)
Disney:
2001′s Atlantis: The Lost Empire Kida
1991′s Beauty and the Beast Belle (I love her hazel eyes and dimples)
1999′s Iron Giant: Annie
0. 1982′s The Last Unicorn, Lady Amalthea. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-TioQfT-jg
Even though yes she barely seems happy, just something about her that so stunning. If her indigo eyes, silver hair (I want to maybe dye my hair like her’s one day, when my hair longer), or moment of smiling.
Okay now I looked at her physical appearance, how does Amalthea win by personality. With light spoilers (not going into detail) she starts and end the movie on a quest for herself and it is empowering to see her just do this for she wants to. Not out of love, a prophecy, nope just wanted to save more like her. She is does not give up, she goes on. Amalthea strong in her morals, she helps her friends, her arch is powerful, and so much more. PLEASE READ THE BOOK TOO! =D So I like to point out (because my sibling and I had a debate) I liked her when HUMAN and she call herself human, not sure why this confused my sibling.
*Please anyone name what traits stick out as reoccurring in my named character crushes.*
I challenge @thenamelessdoll @sailorzelda94 @myhollie1911 @cereittanyprincess15 @deanscourse ANYONE else to make their top animated women’s, men’s, non-binary, or your top animated crush list.
I want to clear up that listing women easier because men tend be less developed. So my top 10 men list be BOTH movies and TV, so I make a top 3 tv cartoon ladies.
@theghostlightison
So since I made this, I am making a top five different, details of why I like them stay the same, yet different spots
5. Maria
4. Sailor Neptune
3. Catwoman
2. Amalthea (I kinda like this “mad” gif looks more like checking someone out. XD ^*_*^ )
1. Esmeralda (I still hope to use this quote one day)
0. She-Hulk
#top list#animated#cartoons#dante's divine comedy#dante's inferno#Titan AE#Doth Bluth#Cool world#Scooby Doo#the thief and the cobbler#DC Comic#Batman#Dreamworks#Marvel Comics#the incrediable hulk#disney#the hunchback of notre dame#X-men#atlantis#The Last Unicorn
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The Road to Making America Great Again Runs Through Asia
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U.S. President Donald Trump and Vietnam's President Tran Dai Quang stand for the U.S. national anthem at the top of a state banquet in Trump's honor at the International Convention Center in Hanoi, Vietnam November 11, 2017. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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Back when Donald Trump was busy firing people on The Apprentice, corporate brands across America were busy “hiring” his show to advertise their wares. The list included Pepsi, McDonald’s, Cheetos, KFC, Kellogg’s Frosted Mini-Wheats, Wendy’s, Yoplait, Subway, Visa, and Ford, to name just a few. Many of the companies that own those same brands, like PepsiCo (also owner of Cheetos) and Yum! Brands (owner of KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell), have surely been watching President Trump’s ongoing trip to Asia with interest, because they understand a fundamental truth undergirding the global economy: Asia will drive future growth, anchored by a rising middle class hungry for consumer goods. American brands positioned to capitalize on that growth will survive and thrive.
Amid now-President Trump’s talk of winners and losers in the global economy and his pledges to make America great again by “winning” on trade and paring back the massive China trade deficit, one factor is often discounted. The rise of the East could, in fact, benefit the companies and peoples of the West. When President Barack Obama introduced his rebalance to Asia (aka, the “Asia Pivot”), he based the idea on the understanding that the world’s political and economic center of gravity was shifting east. Too often, however, even in the Obama era, the Asia pivot was seen as a policy of containment of China, or a welcome respite from a fractious Middle East.
Multinational companies, however, see the rise of Asia for what it is—a massive opportunity. Companies ranging from Unilever and Nestle, to Coca-Cola and Johnson & Johnson, are experiencing their fastest growth in emerging markets, particularly among middle-class consumers. The vast majority of those consumers reside in the Asia-Pacific: some 1.5 billion today, and a projected 3.5 billion by 2030, according to Homi Kharas, a scholar at Brookings who focuses on the global economy. The Kellogg Company seemed to speak for everyone in its 2016 annual report: “Our success in emerging markets is critical to our growth strategy.” If it fails, the company noted, its results will be “materially and adversely affected.” To make Kellogg, well, great again, it needs to ride the emerging-markets wave.
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Most American multinationals understand the necessity of tapping new areas of consumption growth around the world, and, as the S&P notes, it’s in the emerging markets. And there is no more important part of that story than Asia’s growing middle classes. As Kharas noted, of the next billion entrants into the middle class worldwide, 88 percent of them will be Asian. Asian consumers will account for the overwhelming majority of new middle-class spending through 2030, to the tune of some $29 trillion. Ford, for instance, sold its millionth car in the Asia-Pacific last year.
As the potential of Asian markets expands, American companies are seeing a decline at home. Companies like Pepsi, Subway, and Ford, are seeing their sales in North America flat line. As American millennials increasingly shun big name, older brands of the sort that advertised on The Apprentice in favor of smaller, local, or organic brands, it’s no wonder that the Kellogg Company wants to build its emerging-markets portfolio.
The Asian expansion is in full force. McDonald’s will storm China with some 2,000 new restaurants by 2021, bringing its total there to 4,500. China is well on its way to becoming the number two global market for the Golden Arches, according to the company’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook. If McDonald’s hits its goals, it will be within striking distance of KFC, which already has more than 5,000 restaurants in China. Yum! Brands, the Kentucky-based parent company of KFC as well as Pizza Hut and Taco Bell, earned about half of its global revenues from China last year. Starbucks is also chasing the Chinese middle class, aiming to double its number of locations there from 2,500 to 5,000 by 2021. That’s almost two branches launching every single day for the next four years.
The larger point: U.S. companies that create jobs and drive growth in Americans’ stock portfolios are finding their most rapid growth in Asia. Apple is on pace to generate some $45 billion in revenue from what it calls greater China (including Hong Kong, Singapore, and Taiwan) in fiscal year 2017. “We are very bullish on China,” Apple CEO Tim Cook said on a recent earnings call. “We continue to see a middle class that’s booming there.” Apple also reported strong quarterly earnings this month on the back of China growth.
This is the part of the story that Trump missed with his “America First” economic nationalist speech at a Pacific Rim summit in Vietnam on Friday. “We are not going to let the United States be taken advantage of anymore,” he said. “I am always going to put America first.” This idea—that the world is running circles around America—can hardly be reconciled with the story of corporate America: the biggest, richest, most global, innovative, and dynamic private sector in the world, its products found in every corner of the planet. There are only two countries in the world where the Coca-Cola Company does not do business: North Korea and Cuba. Coca-Cola-stan spans the globe. If Facebook were a country, its user base would make it the largest country in the world. Some of America’s top companies, from Apple to Walmart, have market capitalizations putting them on par with entire nations.
With numbers like these, corporate America can hardly cry foul. Yes, there are areas where tariffs and bans need lifting. But to dismiss the global trading system as one big “globalist” con job as top Trump ally Steve Bannon does and Trump regularly implies fails to take into account the more than 20 million jobs in the United States attributable to exports and foreign investment, according to Commerce Department figures. Last year, China invested $46 billion in the United States, a record-shattering year, according to the Rhodium Group, a New York-based consultancy. Rhodium also noted that China’s investments help fuel economic growth and create jobs.
Of course, every president will need to negotiate the best deals. One area where jaw-boning has worked is beef exports. The Trump administration has resumed U.S. beef exports to China after a nearly decade-and-a-half ban due to a bogus Mad Cow disease claim by China. America’s “Beef Belt,” stretching from Texas to Montana, hailed the China opening. During Trump’s Asia tour, a major Chinese online retailer announced plans to buy up to $1.2 billion of beef and pork from the United States.
Say what you will about the Middle Kingdom, but when Americans go to sleep at night, they better hope they don’t wake up to an economic implosion in China. China today is the world’s largest consumer of energy, metals, movies, most commodities, and even beer. When its economy slows, it brings down the wider Asia-Pacific region and has ripple effects felt from Argentina to Angola to, yes, the United States. China has become systemically important to the global economy—too big to fail.
The same goes for Asia writ large. Consider the S&P 500, the bellwether index of corporate America. Some 8.5 percent of all sales among S&P companies go to Asia, more than Europe. Asia is also the world’s largest importing region, accounting for 36 percent of all global imports. The United States and European Union, combined, account for 31 percent of imports. By 2020, there will be more smartphone users in Southeast Asia than in the United States. And in South Asia, dizzying change is afoot. Every second, three Indians log onto the internet for the first time, and Pakistan has become a hot growth market for U.S. companies.
In a world where more than half of global GDP hails from emerging markets, America’s fortunes are increasingly tied to the rest of the world, especially Asia. Indeed, of the 10.7 million American jobs supported by exports, nearly a third of them are supported by exports to the Asia-Pacific region, larger than Europe or North America.
President Trump may not realize it, but Asia may be a vital anchor for the “Make America Great Again” economic renaissance he promised. Asia’s rising middle-class consumption could, ironically, become an important piece in the rebuilding of America’s own faltering middle class. The “woe-is-us” story of America getting exploited by the world is wearing thin.
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He flinched from the volume and the tone and the unexpectedness of it. Everyone before had approached him in quiet tones, or angry ones. But always measured and always respectful. The speech patterns marked her as a member of the Pack, she sounded very young, not like one that Ophrys had met before.
The paw on his cheek patted at him encouragingly, Ophrys blinked his eyes open, even though that had very little to do with viewing on his part. He rolled his head on the ground such that if he could see, one eye would be peering down at the unknown mirror.
“Right yes!”The paw removed itself from his cheek, and the hollow thunk he heard meant she’d probably hit her chest. “My nametitlecall is AllMartyrs. Youngest daughter of Nerio, Queen of the Pack. My motherleaderQueen has askedtolddemanded that I help you Cousin. So here I am!”
Ophrys knew Regnum had two younger sisters, but he’d never met either of them. Martyr sounded very young, Ophrys wondered if he’d ever been as young as her. He certainly didn’t feel like he’d ever been, but then, he didn’t really feel much of anything these days. While Martyr was intriguing, she wasn’t intriguing enough for Ophrys to care. His head rolled back and his eyes slipped closed. Martrys’ paw slapped at his face again.
“Come Cousin! You need bathcleangroom. Smell funny. Not goodnewscent funny, but badgross funny.” Ophrys could really care less. And he decided to show this by falling back on his favorite tactic, ignoring her.
Which was not his best plan, in retrospect. Ophrys didn’t have much experience with the pack beyond Regnum and had no experience at all with the youngest members. AllMartyr was here because her Queen had given her the task of looking after Ophrys. Whether Ophrys wanted looking after was of little to no concern to Martyr. He would be looked after and she would see to it, as her Queen Mother had commanded.
If Ophrys had understood what position Martyr was coming from, he wouldn’t have been surprised by what happened next. But he didn’t, though to be fair, getting a full cauldron of icy cold underground spring water to the face, is surprising even when you are expecting it.
Startled and enraged, Ophrys scrambled to his feet, wings spread wide. His focus dropping to the mirror at his feet with the empty iron cauldron next to her. She didn’t move, even when he opened his mouth and hissed. The best he could do for a roar. Cold water dripped down the side of his face that she had managed to splash. But Martyr wasn’t scared at all. Instead she looked up at Ophrys and patted his front claw.
“Be angrymadrage Cousin.” Her voice was strong and sure, even in the shadow of Ophrys’ rage as she was. “Be upsethurt, be anything. But don’t be emptynothing anymore.” Just like that all the anger rushed out of Ophrys. He deflated, slumping down onto his haunches, wing drooping into the dirt and weeds. He could almost hear the echo of Ivory’s laugh.
“Look at you,” He would have said. “Getting all worked up over a kid. Take a breath Rhys. She just wants to help.”
Ophrys landed back in his place on the ground with an earth shaking thud. His head lolled to one side, blind eye staring up at the clear skies. Ivory wasn’t here. So Ivory couldn’t say those things. Couldn’t set Ophrys at ease, couldn’t lay down next to him, couldn’t force him to his feet.
Ivory was just as dead now as he had been yesterday.
“Okay Cousin.” Martyr said softly. “We try again tomorrow.” Ophrys didn’t register her words, or her leaving. He didn’t even register the sun going down and the overrun garden getting colder. He didn’t even notice when he fell asleep.
But he did notice the next morning when:
“Good morning Cousin, it is the time of the rising and shining!”
AllMartyr came back. Ophrys tried ignoring her, which did not work in the slightest. Every morning she was back. No matter what had been said or done the day before. Ivory wasn’t here anymore, but AllMartyr was. And she didn’t seem interested in leaving or even in being late. Ophrys quickly learned that the easiest way to get Martyr to leave him alone for even just a few minutes, was to do as she asked.
Which was how he found himself half submerged in the carven bathing springs. He half heartedly scrubbed, but the lethargy and grief was still fresh. Taking pity on him Martyr climbed his back, perching herself between his back spines to scrub at the base of his wings and spines. Chattering at him about all the latest Pack activities and the gossip. It was easier, Ophrys was discovering, to find the energy to do simple tasks, so long as Martyr filled the silence with her voice. It helped Ophrys from getting too lost in his own head.
“Good morning Cousin! It is the time of rising and shining!”
Ophrys mentally groaned to himself. This time Martyr had a whole cauldron filled with a light broth. Iubar’s own made from scratch, Ophrys could tell. He almost wanted to overturn the cauldron, Iubar was Ivory’s closest and oldest friend. But he didn’t want to ruin the hard work Martyr had put into getting the soup to him, so he stayed put. She held up what was to her a large pot but to him a small bowl.
“Here eat yum! Breakfast is most importantspecial men of day!” Ophrys breathed heavily through his nose. Martyr patted him on the base of his snout. “Littlesmalltiny bit at a time yes?”
And Binder help him, but Ophrys did. Because he was slowly catching onto the idea that being alone was the worst thing he could be right now. And Martyr didn’t have any connection to his life with Ivory. She was safe, no sudden upsurges of memory just from talking to her. He didn’t want her to get frustrated and leave. So he tried. He tried to get up in the mornings, to make his own meals. Started slowly bringing his garden back, a small piece of land at a time. Ophrys was making progress.
But every now and then. Even with the garden work keeping him busy and tiring him out in all the right ways, even with Martyr’s constant presence. There were days when Ophrys just, could not. Days where he didn’t leave his den or even really move. Days when the hole in his life where Ivory once was, gaped so huge it felt like he’d fall right in and never climb back out.
On one such day, Martyr patted at his cheek.
“Cousin, big Sister said I shouldn't askquestiontalk but am going to anyway!" Ophrys didn’t have the energy for the smirk that remark should have received. "Why so sad Cousin? Is beautiful day! Sun is out, birds is singing. Flowers is blooming. Is beautiful flowers! Bloom for you, Cousin! All for you! Wind is blowing, rain far away, storm even further! No worries right now Cousin."
Ophrys was at a loss. It had never occurred to him that Martyr might not have been told what had happened. And it seemed like too huge a task for him to even start explaining. How do you tell someone so young that someone so important to you personally had died, and taken everything, including your will to live with him? It was too much for him to attempt, so instead he closed his eyes.
“Is okay Cousin.” Martyr chirped. “I let off hook. She curled up next to him, where the edge of his jaw and neck where. A small body of warmth. “Will be well one day, Cousin. Promise.”
Ophrys didn’t remember falling asleep. But everything was different when he woke up. For starters he beat Martyr’s wake up call. Waking up on his own without her nearby. For another, his den seemed smaller then when he’d fallen asleep the night before. It had felt so much larger and emptier since...since Ivory. It seemed like today was going to be another yesterday, as all the energy and drive he had to get up suddenly rushing out of him with a sigh.
He lay there in the dark of his den, waiting for Martyr to come and carefully not thinking of all the hours, days and years he had of his life left. He missed Ivory so much in the early dawn moments like this, which is why he had avoided them for as long as he could. He could almost believe here in the quiet that he could still smell Ivory. As he was before the Emperor.
A mix of coral carpenter wax, because Ivory was vain enough to polish his antlers, homespun cloth from his ever present mantle, the faintest sharp hint of ice and snow and of course, the Lilies. Ophrys sniffed and got more of the scent. It wasn’t coming from his memories, it was too strong, his entire den fairly reeked of it. His den had never smelled this way after the Event.
Now that Ophrys was paying attention, there was another dragon, breathing deeply in sleep next to him. He hadn’t paid any attention to the sound of breathing at first because Martyr had been with him when he’d fallen asleep. But now, focusing on the breathing made him focus on the body heat of a large, huge even, dragon right next to him. Unless Martyr grew a hundred times her size overnight this wasn’t her. It could be Preafloro filling in for Martyr, which Ophrys is willing to believe until the dragon began mumbling. Ophrys’ head shot straight up, ears twitching and nostrils flaring. Trying to get as much sensory information as possible because it couldn’t be, it really couldn’t be.
“Fuck that stupid croaker. Dodged three times in a row. Gonna light his ass on firrr….” The mumbling trailed off and then came back. Ophrys shot a claw out without thinking. There was a familiar, painfully familiar grunt as his claw slammed against a solid warm scaled body and caught in a mess of soft fabric. Right where a mantel would rest on an imperial.
He needed more sensory information. He needed to be sure.
Ivory grunted as a heavy large weight smashed onto his unprotected stomach.
“Oof. Babe please.” He only woke up just enough to identify Ophrys and immediately started sinking back into sleep. Ignoring how Ophrys was running his claws up Ivory’s neck and over his face.”The fuck babe.” He groaned. “I was, I was about to punch a wartoad, babe, a wartoad.” On his stomach, Ophrys settled down, satisfied that this was Ivory. He stretched out, trying to drape as much of himself over Ivory as possible. Not that Ivory would ever complain. Any time Ophrys was down for cuddling or zero personal space was time Ivory was in favor of.
“It was, it had a hat on, babe. Those’re worth more, babe.” He freed an arm from under Ophrys, and threw it over his back, carefully positioning it with long practice between Ophrys’ spines. Holding his somewhat distraught mate in place. In response, Ophrys stretched out his neck, settling his head on the ground next to where Ivory’s lay, close enough that they were cheek to cheek.
“Are, are you crying, Babe?” There was a telltale wetness against his face where Ophrys was pressed against him. “Don't cry, I hate it when you cry. I never know how to fix it. Don't cry babe.” He tilted his head enough to stroke his muzzle over the top of Ophrys’ more impressive snout. “I'll fucking wreck that wartoad next time. Bring you back its hat, see you cry then.”
Ivory struggled a little more into wakefulness when he felt Ophrys start to trace words on his scales.
(Bad dream, sorry. Go back to sleep.)
And freed his other arm to also throw over Ophrys’ back, hugging him closer to Ivory’s body. Felt Ophrys’ arms slide to either of his sides and ran a claw over the edge of Ophrys’ wing bones. Enjoyed the full body shudder that got him.
“Only if you come too.”
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