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Tiny Cloud dragon eating off his special plate, wearing the fancy clothes and little crown Angeal made for him

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Tiny Cloud dragon is definitely my favorite! He is the king!

*whispering* but my second favorite is Morkeleb the Black, from Dragonsbane

🗡️🔥 This is the dragon tax. Show me your favorite dragon and you will be allowed to live

I will start 🥰

(Tagging some people but anyone else feel free to join also. Fill my notifs with dragons hehehe) @certifieddragonenjoyer @rottenpumpkin13 @salternateunreality2 @izunias-meme-hole @luneandbarbecue @heraldofcrow @decadentblazewolf @wowa-bublord

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His Highness gladly accepts!

*does this to you*

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That's him after all your generous offerings of shrimp treats!

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They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

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Do you have any pictures of TCD doing the cat mid-air attack thing?

Regardless, have a lovely day! My creature (Potassium-the-dog) says it's good to share cheese with your friends <3 *pointed stare*

Like this: X

I don't...but now I have draw one! 🤣

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I forgot I made this! Man, it's old! I did this waaaay back in 2017!

A Final Fantasy VII neon sign wallpaper for your phone! 

*Please do not repost, edit out the watermark, crop, or distribute!

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An excellent mod indeed!

mischievous puppy surprises boyfriend with a kiss ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

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Tiny Cloud dragon will diminish all your horrors!

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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FF7: Random Bits 02 - Chapter 2

[Setting- Zack has just noticed the unwanted arrival of President Shinra's Military Inspector. A bit of mischief is in order.]

[Location – The training field, just past early morning. Zack's cheerful mood has just been sullied by the approach of a less than welcome guest.]

Zack slouched as he watched the Inspector cross the training grounds. Tall and whip-thin, the middle-aged man had a long, thin face that fortunately was just long enough to accommodate the deep frown it wore. Thinning brown hair somehow managed to just keep him from being labeled as 'bald'.

The fussy man looked quite displeased as he made his way across the field, walking with a high-stepping gait that he thought would protect his shiny dress shoes from dirt, dust, and other unsavory 'outside' substances. He carried a clipboard on which he made notes as he intermittently shook his head to himself in a dissatisfied manner, setting his wispy hair waving. Combined with his odd walk, it gave Zack the overall impression that he was being approached by a disgruntled dressage horse. 

Hey there, Inspector! Why the long face? was on the tip of Zack's tongue, but he settled for saying, in a voice oozing cheery helpfulness "Good morning, sir! Can I help you?"

"Yes! I am Inspector Percival Pinwinkle Baerbotamm-!" his words were abruptly drowned out by the catchy tune of "Barbie Girl" as Cloud brought the cadets through another circuit of the field. 

"What was that last bit?" Zack asked, raising his voice and cupping a hand to his ear.

"BAERBOTAMM!" Percival hollered in an attempt to be heard over Cloud shouting "I'm a blond bimbo girl!"

"Barebottom?"

"Baerbotamm!"

"Oh, Baerbotamm!"

"Yes, and that is not a regulation-!" The rest of Baerbotamm's indignant tirade was cut short by the column's next round, accompanied by "You can brush my hair!"

Oh, he's one of those 'by the book' types! Zack thought as he watched the man wince as the cadets shouted, "Undress me everywhere!". It was as if any deviation from the rules caused the man physical pain.

"THAT IS NOT A REGULATION CADENCE!",v the Inspector practically screamed into the sudden hush as the column moved on, and he found himself falling victim to what was known as the Inopportune Silence.

Usually native to crowded, noisy public places, the Inopportune Silence feeds on withering embarrassment. It prefers to stalk its victim in places like clubs, parties, restaurants, and the occasional construction site. Anywhere with noise and lots of people. The victim tries to converse over the offending sound and becomes comfortable speaking at a near lung-splitting scream. That is when the Inopportune Silence strikes. All background noise/music ceases, leaving the victim full-throated screaming into the void. The Silence then feasts on the victim's embarrassment.

Percival P. Baerbotamm went stiff with horrified mortification as his scream echoed across the training field, drawing the attention of every soul on the grounds. Windows banged open, officer's paused at their duties, and cadets gawked in curiosity.

"Could you repeat that? I'm not sure I heard you clearly." Zack said as the inspector visibly shrank in on himself at all the unwanted attention.

Inspector Baerbotamm recovered quickly, his embarrassment burning away under the heat of righteous indignation. "That is not an appropriate cadence befitting of a military establishment!" he sputtered, aggressively adjusting his cuffs and straightening his jacket in an attempt to appear authoritative, while his eyebrows did a strange little wiggle. 

"Says who?" Zack retorted in an infuriatingly patient tone as if he were indulging a small child. He suppressed a smile as the man winced once more as the cadets made another pass. Zack wondered what was up with the man's eyebrows.

"It's in the Regulations!"

"Is it? Well, maybe I need to take a look at what's listed," Zack replied cheerfully. He snapped his fingers, and a 1st Class SOLDIER was suddenly standing at his elbow, a book held reverently in his hands.

Hardbound in elegant dark gray starched linen, the cover was embossed with gold leaf letters spelling out the word REGULATIONS. Its air of officialness was somewhat spoiled by the assortment of sticky notes prolapsing randomly from between the pages.

Zack took the book and paged through it, muttering to himself, "Cadences, cadences...Ah! Here we are!" He ran a finger down the surprisingly long list. "Well, I don't see 'Barbie Girl' on the list..." he began in a disappointed tone.

The Inspector relaxed slightly from his state of perpetual tension, comforted by the orderly and  organized stability of The Rules. 

"But...I'm sure we can just add it to the list, right?" Zack said with glowing optimism, seemingly oblivious to the way Inspector Baerbotamm's body anxiously stiffened with a near audible snap! A twitch started in his right eyebrow and undulated  across to the other eyebrow where it made a return trip before it dissipated.

"Certainly not!" he gasped with an indignant shudder for the total disergard for The Rules . "Only Generals can make changes to the regulations! Any amendments must be submitted for their personal approval. And in this case, both Generals must give joint approval!"

Zack was quiet for a moment, his expression thoughtful. He pulled the zipper on his collar down a bit, partly because it was getting a little warm outside and partly to watch Mr. Baerbotamm wince at the blatant dress-code violation. For good measure, he reached down and undid the laces and zippers on his boots, pretending to shake out an annoying pebble. Percival winced again, and Zack wondered how the man was going to react when he found out that Cloud didn't wear boots at all.

"So, you're saying, Inspector Bare...Baerbotamm, that all I have to do is get the Generals' approval?" Zack asked.

"Correct, but I hardly think that either of them is going to appreciate you wasing their time for such a ridiculous request. The army is no place for that sort of tom-foolery!"

"Well," Zack continued, ignoring the insult to his favorite funny song "Since General Strife is busy at the moment, let's just ask General Fair, shall we?"

"But-!"

Zack stood to smart attention and ripped off a smart salute to the empty air in front of himself, adjusting his uniform so that his General and Master Elite rank insignia were clearly visible.

"Yo, General Fair, can we add a new marching cadence to the list?"

He made a sharp 180 in the opposite direction with a precision and efficiency that would have brought a tear of pride to the eye of even the most hardened Drill Instructor.

"Hmmm...what do we want to add?" Turn.

"Barbie Girl." Turn.

"Oh, we love that song! We'll get that update made, along with all the other amendments, and get the manual reprinted by the end of the week!" Turn.

"Thanks, my dude!" Zack said, snapping off another smart salute, " We'll just make a note in the master copy of the 'Big Book of Rules', so we don't forget!" He snapped his fingers once again, and the silent SOLDIER faded back into the foreground and produced a pen and a sticky note for Zack.

Percival stared in shock while Zack scribbled 'Barbie Girl' on the proffered square of paper and unceremoniously slapped it onto the page. 

"But...you can't just make up your own rules..." he quavered, ellipsising into distraught silence. He paled, aghast,  as he arrived at the sudden realization that 1) this young man in front of him was the General, 2) he had screamed at the General, and 3) he had just sassed the General.

Smiling benignly, Zack opened the book and pointed to the very first page. Percival Pinwinkle Baerbotamm looked down at the seemingly innocuous printing, dread nestling down in his bowels like a white-hot lead ball. His eyebrows pinched together as if trying to comfort one another.

The page read, in large, bold, authoritative letters:

Official Rules and Regulations of the Midgar Army

Owned and operated by 

General Zack Fair  and General Cloud Strife

The Three Main Rules:

RULE 1: Generals Zack Fair and Cloud Strife make The Rules.

RULE 2: All rules subject to change without notice.

RULE 3: For questions or complaints regarding any of The Rules, please refer to RULE 1.

"But, but, but," the Inspector stammered, cringing at the blasphemy of this, this disorganization. His mind recoiled from the very suggestion that rules and schedules were just things to be ignored so flippantly. 

Zack tapped his rank insignia, then directed the distressed man's attention to RULE 3. "It's just three simple rules, Inspector. I'm sure you'll have them memorized in no time!" he said brightly as he placed an arm around Percival's trembling shoulders in a manner that was somehow both friendly and mildly threatening. "Welcome to the army, Percy. Let's get started with the tour! 

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If his majesty will allow, I would like to grace him with a soft boop and am bracing myself for anything he wishes to grant in return, if anything.

Of course! Be BOOPED, loyal subject!

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Tiny Cloud dragon: *tiny boops Potassium*

Potassium would say trick or treat, but she only wants TREAT and SNOOZE and BARK AT CHILDREN, so you'll have to accept a happy Halloween from me!

*throws plenty of Halloween treats for Potassium*

Happy Halloween, Salty!!!!

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I have missed you and his Tiny Royal Highness His Mighty Majesty, and I have bestowed a Boop upon you. I will give another to please share with His Highness, if it pleases him! I love you both!!!

Tiny Cloud dragon has missed you and welcomes you back!

The Royal Personage is delighted to receive your boop,

And he boops you in return!

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I must inform you that the boops I wish to bestow upon his majesty are the gentlist and most ardent of boops. if he were to boop me back I would not mind if it were filled with the power of a thousand suns, I would feel blessed none the less.

Don't be afraid to boop that snoot! Just brace yourself!

You have been Mega Booped!

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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does anyone kiss TCD, not romantically, but because he is a cute dragon? And how does he react?

Kisses abound! TCD is so cute, the SOLDIERs can't help but give kisses.

Zack will just randomly scoop the tiny dragon up and start smothering him with kisses. This smol babey must be shown that he is loved! It's been thirty minutes since he's last given kisses! That is way too long! Let me love you!

Angeal prefers to sprinkle the kisses throughout the day, using them like seasoning to make the day better! You can't just dump every seasoning into a dish all at once. You have to use some at the start, some in the middle, and some at the end.

Sephiroth gives the little cutie kisses whenever he can get him away from Zack. He shows incredible restraint by limiting his kisses to one or two before letting TCD go. He is always thrilled, though, when the tiny dragon decides to sit on him, purring, to take a short nap.

Genesis will give kisses when he gets a moment alone. He's like that dad that swears they don't like or want a cat, but then fall head over heels in love with a kitten and refuses to admit it. He will sneak in after everyone has gone to bed and give Tiny Cloud dragon goodnight kisses.

Tiny Cloud dragon adores the attention!

Zack can be a little over enthusiastic, but that's just because he loves him so much! The energetic barrage of kisses always gives him the zoomies.

Angeal gives off Mom Energy with is kisses, which gives Cloud the warm fuzzy feelings. It's nice to be hovered over sometimes!

Sephiroth brings the calm, serene energy, which is a nice contrast to Zack's sometimes overwhelming energy. It gives him little moments of peace where he can just relax and drift off into a quick nap.

Genesis's kisses make Tiny Cloud dragon happy. His kisses are few, but that just makes them even more special!

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Looks like TCD already found it. He's marked Kinga off the hit list!

illustrated all the named shrimp in my tank enjoy