#he has a gf

[ncitytweets]

[wolfstrong]

You know who’s so hot to me. That guy on TikTok who does Trainspotting. I literally need him

[claypotz]

HES DOING A PAINTING OF ME?? WHAT??? IVE BECOME SOMEONES MUSE????

[selfaware-stalker]

Nobody:

My irl beloved after a week of ghosting me when i told them i have a gf: you should visit me at my job. You never talk to me anymore.

Goddamit K TAKE YOUR DAM MEDS.

Im coming though, imma tell him that in person.

[pablodemon-6]

i revisit the robert irwin stellar photoshoot like once a week, hes so fucking fine.

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night)

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[kuomisecretdiary]

im in love with a man who has a gf 🧍🏽‍♀️

okay okay ik it sounds extremely wrong and it is ik it is but IM JUST A TEENAGE GIRL… like why is he filtering with me, why does he walk me to class why does he like to stand next to me why does he smile at me when im talking WHY WHY WHY

i think the worse thing is my friends don’t really see what i see like ig bc im talking abt it too much or they are annoyed but i wish they would validate my feelings even if they were wrong yk. like bruh it’s obvious my homie is in love okay okay not like that but yk what i mean and the worse thing is prom is this weekend and his gf is coming… NOW that i know how she looks like and she knows imma person it’s gonna make me feel even worse like do yk what i mean… anyways a bad person but im also just a girl living a world where men like to flirt FOR FUN

[percabetn]

i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

[chloesimaginationthings]

Is Michael Afton gay or European in FNAF?…

[princeofmints]

checking on the boys because i hear them doing their Play Meows and i want to make sure they aren't hurting each other and this is what i see

[dandylion-s]

Ok ok ok I'm getting emotional. Lemme be corny for a minute..they had an Indian spiderman. A whole superhero who is INDIAN. Not a sidekick. Not a tech guy. A hero. Who does hero things!!! And is unabashedly, whole heartedly desi. His world is desi without being tragedy porn. Like yes show us Bombay traffic! Show us ads for zomato!!! And aunty ke saath shaam ki chai! Show us people pilled on a scooter with no regard for safety!!! Pavitr Prabhakar is amazing and I love him with my entire little desi heart.

[claypotz]

I am constantly throwing “friend” into any message I send to this one guy because I’m trying so hard to make him not realize I have a crush

[lovestxx]

my ex situationship is my fp wtf is this

[loethabunneh]

just found out that my hallway crush got a gf </33

[fluff-e-boy]

Kissing the homies goodnight but it’s just me and my friend sending each other heart emoji’s over discord despite not at all being into each other