#he fuckin would not say THAT
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So in one of the servers I’m in, Shaw has come to the X.Men about allying with them again A.pocalyse, and I just needed to share him full on admitting the following:
“I did contemplate allying with him myself—side with the winning team and all—but then I considered the massive social upheaval he would inevitably cause, the effect on the economy….all I’ve built would be meaningless and I’ve worked much to long and hard on my business and my bank account to let some prehistoric pinhead with delusions of grandeur wreck it all, and I’m no one’s toady besides.”
#ur honesty is appreciate sir#but maybe don't admit that ffs#i mean at least they know he can't be trying to trick them into trusting him#bc if that was his aim#he fuckin would not say THAT#out of shirt
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I think it's a bit funny I have seen spike been called both a trans man and a butch lesbian. the people may not be able to agree on a specific label here but the answer's certainly queer
#spike is NOT cis het okay at least one of these is different#thinking about that one article that opens with:#“there’s something so bizarrely… trans dare I say about spike the first moment he appears on screen (stay with me here)”#I have it saved I fuckin love that. idek is it an article? whatever I love it either way#ig gay man would be the other side of the spectrum not trans but you can pry sprusilla and spuffy from my cold. dead. hands.#spike btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending
#I like to believe that there is a universe where they get to grow old together#just one#look once upon a time I read a fic that had me bawling my fuckin eyes out where they get to grow old together#I do want to say that I believe in personal growth and I think that Curt can 100% have a happy ending without Owen- where he can grow#away from that experience and where he can healthily cope with the trauma he ended up with#where he can find solace in something other than alcohol and where he can find it in himself to forge new relationships and build his#connections with people like Tatiana#etc etc#I just want to make it known that this is one of many happy endings that could happen#(amongst the several sad ones that I know also exist)#ALSO I wanted to draw the old men and I do what I want#but yeah something something if the universe is infinite /ref#maybe this is a universe where the banana incident never happened and they were able to retire together#ough#the curtwen feels are really getting me today#I adore them#also I used a new brush ive been having fun with this past week#doesn��t it look cool?#I really like drawing with it and I like how it looks so#we might be seeing more of this one in the future#although 6b is still my guy#damn y’know hypothetically- if Owen (depending on the au) and Curt lived to be in their 60s (at least) they would witness the first Pride#god can you imagine that?#At the very least Curt being around for stonewall and everything that came after that with queer rights#FUCK anyways#fun fact: a group of frogs is called an army#isn’t that cute#reminds me of that one person on TikTok that raised like a thousand frogs- they had a literal army of frogs#crazy#curtwen week
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idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.
#she literally calls him her type so idk where y’all are getting the whole ‘she never liked him’ thing from 💀#‘he’s too toxic for her’ she once said having attempted murder on her record would be terrible bc everyone would know she failed to get the#job done. like what do you MEAN. toxicity is like the one thing her family adores#you don’t have to ship them all i’m saying is ‘he’s toxic :(‘ is a terrible reason when we’re talking abt fuckin wednesday addams#babygirl has done terrible things like. this is the one family that values toxic serial killing people wym 😭#if you’re looking for happy fluffy healthy pure relationships this is not the family for you#not looking to argue so if u do i’m just gonna ignore it#wednesday addams#tyler galpin#wednesday x tyler#weyler#wednesday#wednesday tag#guys please stop replying or rb with different reasons why they can’t date we’re not talking abt them
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something something dark and stormy night
#OC#mermay#idk what happened here but it's making me want to say ark cant swim lol#i have no basis for this i just think it would be funny#either way. make up your own context as to why he's fuckin. drowning. cause i just drew it for the whump#ark#wrestle boy
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Done (heavy quotation marks) with monster Ody @evergreen292 ;)
tbh I couldn’t for the life of me pick a color palette I liked And Render it so I gave up on color. Enjoy the half assery.
Tbh I’ve just been call it Ithacan Naga, but it’s objectively it’s a mix of snake, owl/bird, and human. So 🤷.
Tbh the wings are supposed to be white/gray-brown, cause owls & Hermes, while his scales are supposed to be an oscillating scale from sea green-blue to purple-tinted gray. Uhm. Evidently that sorta didn’t happen but also did. So.
The purple/grayer scales are gonna be more around with the feathers and wings.
Those fin colors are. Too blue and too bright but I love the colors themselves so they’re staying for now.
Uhm. That’s it for now, ig. I’m sorta on a timer rn and I’m tired so <3
The writing bit with this is still in the works (😭)
#Odysseus#epic the musical#Ithacan naga au#guess that’s what we’re calling it#an Ithacan naga would deadass just be an aquatic naga#I think#the feathers and wings are cause he’s Zeus/Hermes’ kin & Athena blessed#tbh the main reason i wanted to color at all is cause I wanted easier differentiation between… everything. and actually draw the scales.#so snakes have this extra (?) bone that connects their skull & jaw which is what lets them extend it. so. ody gets that here.#resting/casual naga ody is like. 7ish ft? anything intimindation or just rising usually reaches 11-12 ft. his full length js 20 ft#naga eyes don’t have any eyelids. it looks very odd on a human (unsettling)#owl eyes don’t really have visible white scelcra#or however you spell it#nor do snakes#unsettling#maybe I’ll caption this later but hhhhh#he’s sorta supposed to be an olive sea snake and fish owl#but fuck colors rn#uhm cause he’s aquatic I suppose he does have to make up with Poseidon… uhm let’s say after everything Seidon picks up a fuss and Athena#argues back n everything and it causes a reallllly big fuss so Zeus (+ others) eventually work smth out that basically amounts to:#Don’t fuckin bother each other (intentionally)#also endgame for naga ody (he can change back and forth dw) is that he gets used to it. he doesn’t advertise it cause he’s sneaky like that#(and after he gets over the self loathing). uhmmm. yeah. It’s great cause NEREID PEN and SEA NAGA ODY#they can go on sea hunts together!!!!#ody CAN fly yes. same logic that lets Hermes fly with 2 small pairs of wings on his ankles and head.#he folds the wings when swimming and the fins fan out underwater. vice versa. his feathers are waterproof.#you can BARELY see the vauge shape of thighs/legs melting into the serpent part btw.#Ari’s art#my art#I’mma add onto this + actually type this out in a post later or smth
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I’ve been highly confused as to why Michael “deeply openly thirsting on Twitter about David Tennant for half a decade” Sheen is half-in half-out the closet but apparently Wales is absurdly homophobic lmao what the fuck how is a country the size of New Jersey that much of a hater bruh we out number the shit out of you
#i thought googling ‘how to say gay’ in welsh would be funny but it just made me sad#i knew the uk in general had a problem with trans people but WOW it’s fucked up in wales like. there are 8 of you what are you doing#i feel bad now lmao#wales#my weird welsh hyperfixation has taken me places let me tell you#cymru#homophobia#gay#lgbt#lgbtqia#good omens#bbc staged#michael sheen#i thought he was just ‘oh i’m quiet about my personal life’ but that’s not even true like my man’s probably actually scared#what a fuckass country lmao awesome#uk politics#united kingdom#david tennant#what is it with this tiny ass island taking over the world and being shitty lmao and this is coming from an american#bisexual#<- bisexual gang gang feel bad you fuckin haters lol#yes the whole world is homophobic i know etc but it’s like outrageously bad out there apparently#stay mad that i think nationalism is dumb ‘how dare you ever have an opinion you american’#you’re white you are not going to like where the power + privilege argument inevitably goes
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maffew is such a rat I adore his goalie stick stealing ass
ill be so real the whole ordeal was fucking hilarious if not because of the way maffhews body just clutches at his ribs (where he got hit and also coincidentally where the goalie stick is) so he has plausible deniability when he flops to the floor with it
him immediately jumping back up to join the play and give em a shot back because he is nothing if not extremely petty
the way he shoves the goalie back again when he pokes one in gets so confused why he cant celly because theres too many blueshirts around and he wants to celly!!! give him space to celly!!! and benny ends up having to hold him so he doesnt fall over like theyre in the middle of a kdrama and maffhews the clumsy charming female protagonist who just keeps bumping into the chest of hot men for narrative reasons
but also when stripes came over to check on him after he got speared and hes like owieeee he got me in the side yeah this side right here >.>
as if this wasnt him not even 10 seconds after his goal like hes a kid that scraped their knee and wont stop crying until you magically tell them its ipad time and then he shuts up like ooooo ipad time
florida panthers @ new york islanders | 10.26.24
my rat son... he has been glue trapped...
#ask#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#florida panthers#2425#everything about it was so funny#like damn karmas a bitch eh#anyways congrats to maffhew getting his first goal of the season in the most annoying way possible#i would say i want what maffhew and benny have but im not insane#“vintage matthew goal” yeah babeyyy#i think its the hilarity of maffhew falling to the ground the camera swiveling around so hes not in frame to follow the play#and then he just pops back up into frame from the opposite side and its soooo#looney tunes ass fuckin sequence impecable timing and everything#the shenanigans are so funny hes just always like that huh
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fun thing about dredge is like. the familiarity of the unknown. like sure the various Horrors are scary when you first encounter them, but soon enough you learn where they are and how to avoid them and like, sure they’re dangerous and sure you don’t fully comprehend them but like. give them a wide berth you’ll probably be fine. which is exactly the mindset that any person who was hired to go fishing for a living in the eldritch nightmare town would end up in. yeah the anglerfish have come up to the surface and their lures are clearly designed for me but like. i’ve got bills.
#dredge#i went from being scared of the big cliffs monster to exclusively referring to it as ''this fucker'' in like. 2 in-game weeks#forreal tho this game has some real incredible gut-drop moments#like the aforementioned anglerfish and also the bit where the science lady tells you there's a creature in the middle of the coral reef#and you look down and see its fuckin tendrils and are like. oh. oh fuck you're way bigger than the other guy#but like you get used to it all in a way that kinda adds to the immersion#i can picture my fisherman on his little boat muttering to himself all the same thing i mutter to myself during gameplay#''fucking snitch fish calling their damn mom on me. get boiled idiots'' - he would fucking say that#Moose Talks
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Ride 789: Inheriting wishes
Pag 1
3: Yes, I got it! The last one!!
4: Bon apet...
5: What, Kabu, are you eating trash now?
Guaa- the worst person saw me!!
Th- that's not it, this it- uhm....
Pag 2
1: Have mine
3: Nom nom nom, so good!
You worked a lot for the sprint
Good job following on this climbing while resting and resupplying
5: Imaizumi-san is treating a kouhai kindly!!
Hotshot is rewardina kohai!?
I....
Ho....
What is it, I feel a weird atmosphere
Pag 3
1: I received my orders from Onoda-san!!
2: Climb and pull the team
3: Climbing at a fixed pace as much as possible, while watching the condition of tiredness of everyone's pace, synchronizing our breaths
Pag 4
1: It's the least damaging way to climb!!
The pack is coming!
It's Sohoku!
Pag 5
2: Danchiku... this is a good pace
He's good at watching everyone and matching his performance to them
3: You really are his polar opposite
Ah, person who gave me food
4: Rokudai, watch closely
Ye-yessir, teh!!
5: What Danchiku is doing now is the correct way to “pull”
Yessir, teh
You also
6: got your orders, didn't you?
Pag 6
1: From Onoda!!
2: Mountain King and Manami are overtaking the other climbers who had come out!!
Are they going to the lead like that!?
They-
Pag 7
2: What, how, they're so fast....!!
3: Amazing!
So fast!
They're running at an incomprehensible speed
This is a race between the Inter High's
Pag 8
1: two times finalists!?
2: Sakamichi-kun!!
Manami-kun!!
Pag 9
1: It's true, Mountain King and Manami are racing
Yeah, they're fighting seriously
For this year's mountain prize....
2: You seem to be in good condition!!
Yeah!! Manami-kun!!
3: the first day's mountain is gonna be the most amazing!!
4: There's a lot of people in the audience too
Yeah
A huge crowd, the summer air, and the blue sky
Pag 10
1: I wonder if Toudou-san and Makishima-san also felt the wind like this, on Hakone's mountain two years ago!!
2: The sky is blue!!
There's a lot of people in the audience too!!
4: I'm having so much fun chasing after it it feels like I'm in a daze
Pag 11
1: Even though my body is tired and my muscles are exhausted, it feels like my heart is saying “let's go until our limit” and pushing my blood!!
5: Yeah!!
I think Makishima-san and Toudou-san definitely felt like this!!
Pag 12
1: Shooo
Just get ahead of him by a few millimeters
My heart is pounding
Jinpachi!!
Maki-chan!!
2: About the race between them that day, I heard other people saying:
3: “It was fierce”
“It was a race of their souls”
“I saw a battle of the limits of climbers”
Pag 13
1: But looking at their backs, it looked fun
3: Back then we could only imagine it
4: But now, like this
Running against you, who shares the same feeling
Pag 14
1: It's like we can “experience”it!!
3: Yeah!!
Pag 15
2: I didn't think the mountain on the first day was so freeing, that it would make my heart feel so clear
3: It's strange
4: The thing I longed for from the bottom of my heart... my strong wish....
5: even if I couldn't fulfill it at the time
Pag 16
1: it still came true in another form!!
Pag 17
1: You're right!!
Pag 18
1: Mountain King and Manami accelerated again!!
4: The orders!!
Pag 19
1: It's time, go
Switch with Danchiku
2: Pull the team, Rokudai!!
Yessir, teh!!
I received them from
2: Back-gate slope-senpai....
Pag 20
1: My “orders”!!
2: Rokudai-kun
Yessir, teh
3: Please pull the team on the mountain while switching with Danchiku-kun
Yessir, teh!!
4: My first orders.....!!
I'l ldo it with all my strength
Actually
5: I wanted to say “please climb the mountain together with me”
8: Huh!? Together!? The mountain!?
9: When I was in first year, I didn't see the race between Makishima-san and Toudou-san
10: …. so
Onoda....!!
For Rokudai-kun
Pag 21
1: I wanted him to see the race between me and Manami-kun as a first year climber
2: Onoda-kun
3: But it'a not as easy as taking him along to race together
4: If I don't refine my thoughts I'll never catch up with Manami-kun as he is now!!
6: That's why I have another order for you, Rokudai-kun
Another one...!!
7: Look up at the mountain
Send your heart out to the road before you
Pag 22
1: Imagine it with everything you have!! Our
2: our fight to our limits!!
Their fight!!
Pag 23
3: Back-gate slope-senpai!!
Then... on your first year... or your second year- when you'll have a rival....
4: A ri-rival!? Me!?
5: Hakogaku caught up!!
Pag 24
4: Remember about today, please
5: Ah... the guy who came on Minegayama with Manami-san...
Is this guy really the manager....!?
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 789#MAN WHAT A CHAPTER OH MY GAWD#both manami and onoda are so so sentimental i love it! like you ofc expect it from onoda but#manami doesnt seem like the type ya know and yet hes just as sentimental as onoda is especially about toudou and makishima and their race#but ofc the best part of the chapter ;A; you already know what im going to say but imma say it anyway#onoda wanting to bring roku-chan along to see the race ;A; bc thats what he would have wanted in his first year ;A;#and telling roku-chan to remember that day one day when he'll race against his rival ;A; AND THE LAST PAGE#i'll say it again but mark my words!! roku vs tobirama will be the final race for the finish line!! and roku will win!!!#man i love these parallels and passing torch to the next generation so fuckin much it makes me ridiculously emotional okay
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leon and connor drafted all of matthews friends… you should do some mcmattdrai stuff!! ur art is SCRUMPTIOUS btw
i hadn't even realized that! i was voting so fervently for matthew and was sad to see he didn't make it, but.. there's always a silver lining somewhere 💫
here's some good ol' cheesy mcmattdrai!
#is this corny as all hell? yes.. but that's how i love 2 see 'em !#classic case of “he would not fuckin say that” but pleas. let me believe#matthew tkachuk#connor mcdavid#leon draisaitl#edmonton oilers#florida panthers#hockey art#yjart#req!#mcmattdrai#mcdrai#mcmatt#mattdrai#hrpf#hockey rpf
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and if I said steve and you taking some spicy polaroids, and steve looking at them whenever you’re away and he wants you. he takes them out of their hiding space and touches himself to his favourite one of you under him.
hohhhhhh this is always such a delectable fuckin idea and it totally comes about after you take a polaroid of your tits and slip into a book and drop it with his lunch to steve at work <3 robin's like "gross, since when do you read?" and steve's about to scoff and maybe start bickering with her when the book in his hand falls open to a certain page and there it is. the first polaroid. robin fully believes you dropped him a steamy kind of book because she can't think of any other explanation for his abrupt red-cheeked stammering as he snapped the book shut and whirled into the backroom suddenly, claiming a quick break with a shaky voice. you get a very frustrated phone call that night, his voice all gravelly from being pent up all day and you take great pleasure at cooing at him over the phone, teasing him and hearing his slick noises and whiny moans as he works his cock until he cums over just the sound of your voice and that one picture :( it does not take long for this to become the remedy when you two are apart—faceless photos that are down right raunchy- half of what gets steve so worked up is knowing you've taken them for him :( looking at the arch of your back, your fingers pinching your nipple, all of it probably adds to his frustration as much as it alleviates it :( poor baby
#time spent apart always = crazy hot sex when you're back together#that is LAW for steve <3#he goes insane#and actually IM going insane#i would say anon u are so fucking correct and this is so fuckin hot#jay writes#anon#steve x reader#steve harrington#steve harrington x reader#steve harrington smut#steve harrington x reader smut
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multiple fears actually
#god i hope i didn't jinx anything by accidentally saying this aloud#those last two are my worst fuckin fears#please do not do this dc#bernard becomes a vigilante is my least favorite thing ever#*smacking you with a newspaper* HE'S A CIVILIAN WHO SURVIVED A SCHOOL SHOOTING!#WHY WOULD HE WANT TO GO OUT AND FIGHT GOTHAM CRIMINALS????#the 'dc kills bear' thing is not my favorite but.... i kinda wanna see how tim would react to that....#would he go numb? would he go crazy? would he give up on superheroing all together?#bc what does it matter that he's saved the city when he couldn't save the one person that mattered the most#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#dc
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I don’t really know how to say this in a better way so imma just say it
If you think John Dory is a bad character then respectfully, you have no idea what being an oldest sibling is like.
He didn’t abandon his brothers. He was pushed to a point of having to be responsible for four younger brothers, ranging from baby to teenager, trying to coordinate and pull off good if not perfect shows, trying to help Rosiepuff raise both them and himself while also dealing with trollstice and the troll tree while also struggling with an ever growing *need* to be perfect. It doesn’t matter how much you love your siblings- if you’re stressed enough, you’re going to snap and you’re going to snap at them. And you know what? He probably hated himself for that too. And for the fact that he couldn’t be perfect. Any oldest sibling knows the guilt of not being good enough and presumably tearing down their younger siblings in the process…it’s awful. No fuckin wonder he walked away, bro was what, 17?? 18??? He shouldn’t have had to do that. And he didn’t just abandon his brothers knowing what was gonna happen to Branch. From his perspective, he walked away knowing full well Spruce and Clay could step up, and that Rosiepuff would still be there. He had no way of knowing Branch would end up alone and gray, because if he did, he never would have left.
John Dory is not a bad character. He loves his brothers.
Edit: some people are saying he didn’t come back until he needed something. He came back to an empty troll tree- he thought his brothers were dead. He probably only left for a few months or so! He didn’t abandon them. He had every intention to come back and did. His family was just gone.
#idk if this is a vent or an analysis#I’m just so tired of people making him out to be an unloving brother#guys#he thought they were dead#he was *so* excited to see all of them and they wouldn’t even give him a hug#being an older/oldest sibling is fuckin hard#I’m the second oldest of a bunch of kids in similar age ranges to Brozone#when I tell you#I would snap way sooner than he did#it’s just not fair to him or his character to say he abandoned them on purpose#or that he brazenly made them be something they didn’t want to be for the band with no regrets#I guarantee you#it kept him up at night when he fought with his brothers#he probably hated himself for making his brothers unhappy#but what else could he do#he was stressed out and desperate#John Dory is not a bad character#he’s an oldest brother who didn’t get a chance to finish his own childhood.#trolls#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#trolls John Dory#trolls jd#realizations#rambles#brozone
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You really didn't think that one through huh?
idk if im sobbing, wheezing, or choking on my tea <3
#in short: AKSJBDAKSJDNASKNC#no yeah this is. The Accuracy lmfaooooooo#wally: avoiding the problem always works!#wally when avoiding the problem doesnt work: ....ohhhhhhh i get it now-#bbg pulled an oopsie fucking daisy!!!#wh modern human au#offerings to the bog#yk... i think. if the crash didnt happen#i think wally would have gone back. eventually#but not without Major fucking damage being done to his and barnaby's relationship lmaoooo#could they have come back from it? technically yes. but not the same. theyve lost something#BUT LUCKILY THAT'S NOT THE TIMELINE!#the timeline is worse but ends better somehow...#lmfao im imagining wally fuckin Ubering back bc home wouldnt start#and barnaby is just. in the front yard with wally's stuff in bags like a jilted lover asknasldknasldk#he winds up in sally's basement smhhhhhh#nah jk he'd probably wind up just living entirely in his lil garage-turned-art-studio#at least its a nice garage....#WHY AM I STILL THINKING ABOUT IT THATS NOT WHAT HAPPENS#< i say as if i dont think of at (alternate timeline) after at of aus-#what would happen If what would happen If If if If AAAAAAAA
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Are trans women real women?
As opposed to what. Fictional? A mannequin? Unreal in the sense that it's unreal how bomb she is?
(tags V relevant)
#Inventing boxes around people never works. There's no parameter for real or not real that doesn't allow for discrimination#If a woman says she is a woman then she is a woman. It is not my business to comment on how ''''real'''' it is#Based on what?? The hell kind of authority am I??? I'm some fuckin dude.#It does not matter to me what pronouns or what chromosomes or what presentation someone has#If you tell me you're a woman okay you're a woman. You know better than me. What kind of douchebag would I be to contest that#Short answer: trans women are as real women as any women. It doesn't change anything.#Are he/him women women? Are drag queens women? Are femboys women? I don't speak for them why don't you ask them to their face#By which I mean get a scope on their experience and opinion. And don't ask the person who LOUDLY DOESN'T LIKE FIRM LABELS.#Not an art
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