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duohensheng · 5 months ago

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struck once again by jgy’s frankly arresting eyes/face/outfit combo

(I am experiencing the duality of man. and, yes, he is beautiful in both hey and slay)

#watching ep 32 and he. He #this is not a good day and yet there he is. serving not only little liquor glasses but also Face #the look as he joins the other clan leaders for the ceremonial shattering of the crockery #jgy #get jgy with it #jin guangyao #lan xichen I understand you #this is v much not the point of the scene #he distracts

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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kensatou · 7 months ago

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes.....#does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me.#and also he took his shirt off multiple times.#monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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mihotose · 8 months ago

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always brother

#gemitus #disco elysium #this is the check where harry can deduce annette is biting her nails but tbh what does thinking about killing famous people #have to do with the odds. is he just too distracted by thinking of killing famous people to pay attention

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roipecheur · 9 months ago

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The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.

#tim drake #tim's diary: today batman let me feed him a sugar cube :)#I think he's beginning to trust me!#bruce who ate a sugar cube while distracted: ?????

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brainrotcharacters · 2 months ago

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wade's undiagnosed ADHD (giggling everytime Logan stabs him) is only ever matched by Logan's undiagnosed autism (stabbing Wade with his claws when he's overstimulated)

#its physical stimuli with these two #Wade could be in the depths of despair. the absolute throes of tragedy. and always he'll feel better when logan distracts him.#logan will only ever ground himself subconsciously and/or consciously by stabbing wade up to his knuckles #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool 2024 #poolverine is neurodivergent #QUEER and neurodivergent #normal things in the ketchup and mustard household include but are not limited to:#wade offering the other side of his body after logan stabbed one side #logan clawing at wade's arm when he's noticed wade beginning to spiral #wade reeling for a second as he is grounded back to reality. then he laughs. and shoots logan in the ear.#i need every other superhero witnessing this to be so confused and so horrified #they're traumatized and horrendous in their own right but they're basic baby shit compared to deadclaws #I NEED IT

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dottyistired · 2 months ago

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"stan would treat fiddleford so much better than ford, ford is so mean!" are you sure about that

#gravity falls #fiddlestan #stan pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #maybe not AS bad but like. have you seen his history with rships.#lazy susan. carla mccorkle. everything he does in roadside attraction.#like at least he wasn't being distracted by geometry but come on #dottypost

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

#tiger tiger #ludovica bonnaire #remy bonnaire #jamis arlesi #This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!

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batfamhastwitter · 29 days ago

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Part 34! Alfred let Tim leave the poster up for a day before he makes him take it down

Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next

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raintides · 6 months ago

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it was supposed to be a grocery run but gale added books to the grocery list

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #shadowheart #karlach #gale banned from going grocery shopping bc he gets distracted by rare tomes for sale

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wombywoo · 5 months ago

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glasgow date 🧡

#call of duty #cod #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #my art #johnny's been hitting the buckie and is already soused #simon keeps getting distracted by any dog he sees and has been ignoring his husband's rambling for thirty minutes 😌

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanessa #mike schmidt #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #MORE VANESSA thoughts 🩵#You guys think Vanessa felt at all embarrassed after asking Mike to dance #like my read on that scene in retrospect is like #she was trying to manipulate him a little by flirting #BUT MIKE just didn’t take the bait at all #so she even changes gears after this less flirting and more being a friend #ITS JUST funny to think despite her trying to trick mike #she still felt a lil rejected by him BAHA #ITS HARD being a murderer accomplice out here #tbh Mike was literally too distracted by the animatronics to even process he was being flirted with #Mike having the trait of not noticing obvious flirts is honestly my favourite #dude has WAY too much on his own mind to even notice #They are silly 🩵

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puraiuddo · 14 days ago

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WAIT

(sjabhdhsjdja fyi i've retracted this post, but it was fun while it lasted lmao)

#prowl #tf prowl #tf one prowl #tfone prowl #transformers one #tfone #tf one #transformers #maccadam #I WAS SO DISTRACTED BY JAZZ'S LITTLE WINGS THAT I DIDN'T SEE PROWL???#WHO DOESN'T HAVE WINGS???#IT'S BEEN JAZZPROWL THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME?????#JAZZPROWL WING SWAP????#purs post #listen i COULD be wrong #he is very tiny and we don’t see what he looked like beforehand and he is pointy #like i would have totally passed him off as some rando if i didn’t go frame by frame doing that jazz gif #but given that i DID zoom in and go frame by frame for the jazz gif #pretty sure it��s prowl

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egophiliac · 21 days ago

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do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related #i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it #because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else #gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness #(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time #also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds #and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel #which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners #only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful #top 10 twst event moments honestly #also some delightful character consistency from jade being all #'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed

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unrelatedsideblog · 7 months ago

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I have nothing to say

Kinda inspired by old outfits of @/the-punk-innovator

#was redesigning crew for personal rewrite and got distracted lmao #it was supposed to be pre-time skip #vinsmoke sanji #he is not a vinsmoke >:(#black leg sanji #one piece #one piece anime #one piece manga #opla #one piece live action #sanji in a dress #doodles #zosan #sanzo #<implied

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rogdona · 2 months ago

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#need names for them but theyre odemariss friends and they distract him while hes at work SJDSFH #art #my art #oc tag #furry #oc opal #oc pearl

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