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mamawasatesttube · 5 months ago

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every time i remember how bendis completely destroyed the kon & clark bond i want to start biting and maiming. literally what is the point of it all!!!! just kill kon again im begging!! it'll be funny when the second time around comparatively nobody gives a shit fdklsjdjkd

#rimi talks #like. he has no real relationship with anyone in the current superfam except for kinda kenan #ma and pa remember him but that too makes NO fucking sense like does ma remember pa dying???#DID NEW KRYPTON EVEN HAPPEN.#'''''everything is in play''''' WHY IS PA KENT ALIVE THEN #i don't even know what rebirth kara's deal is like did she even wear kon's glasses.#he didn't exist. like #god every time i think about Everything about how bendis brought him back i just get a headache #it makes noooo sense if you put any actual thought into any of it #narrative that actively punishes you for trying to engage with it lmfao #BUT ANYWAYS. it would be funny. kill him again. this time no one even joins a cult about it #like literally what is he rn. just the kind of annoying third fiddle superfam member 💀 just kill him i want him deadddd

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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elucubrare · 18 days ago

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there's this horrible school of attempted literary criticism on here that holds that 1. everything in any given author's work is autobiographical, especially if it seems "real" and 2. those themes seeped into the work subconsciously, revealing something about the author that they're either trying to hide or unaware of themself. it drives me up a wall, since it seems to deny the fundamental skills that make people good writers: the empathy to imagine and portray experiences that one hasn't had oneself and the ability to take one's personal emotional experiences or worldview and fold them, consciously, into the unworked clay of a narrative.

#there's a tolkien post that's the bane of my fucking existence -#it's something like 'wwi was normal for me anyway here's a book about how war changes you forever'#and i don't know why you'd think 1. that he didn't know wwi was painful for him #2. that those themes are *unintentional*#anyway it comes up lots of other places -#the 'naive' or 'artless' work is Truer & so This Happened Accidentally #not 'someone thought about this and did it skillfully so it's good'#i'm spiteful today sorry #god i have so many mean thoughts about this tendency vs. the way people talk about ai art

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egophiliac · 2 months ago

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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #kutsurogi my room #eyestrain #(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers #I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh #lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh #sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like #weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet #(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible #this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity #sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best

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chiptrillino-art · 23 days ago

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(ID in ALT text) ArtTrade with the very sweet @die-auster ! thank you for sparking back my obsession with this blue guy here!

Please check out their amazing works here! 1 . 2 . 3.

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raticalshoez · 3 months ago

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Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on

#trafficblr #life series #tangotek #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #smajor1995 #wild life smp #limited life smp #secret life smp #only tagging those three because they're the ones I referenced in particular while making this #see tango and joel started building a funny dynamic and then suddenly I'm super attached to a team that does not exist #tango has been the biggest annoyance to joel and joel (just like the rest of the server) WANTS HIM GONE.#scott and joel shouldn't have to be said there's someghjng so funny about joel praying in scott's downfall and then scott just dgaf #martyn and tango are silly cause tango is so distrusting if him and martyn fully embraces his untrustworthiness so it's like.#like a cat hissing at something that no one else finds suspicious #mean gills are...mean gills. they say they're divorced and all that but i don't buy it.#didn't know how to describe joel and martyn's dynamic other than that one line in limited life so i used those #and then tango and scott are silly cause they're so chill with each other. scott startles tango wuth his creeper disguise #and he just laughs and goes “you're the ultimate troll!” like! they are friends surely :)#oh and they're all shipped with jimmy solidarity too that is a thing #i love this non existent team dynamic sm they need ti be real please please PLEASEEEEEEEEE

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captain-krow-drozdov · 7 months ago

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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

#captain's posts #this has been haunting me #the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man #basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse #because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue #and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking #i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul #danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm #danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters #also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa #dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #dick: Oh-#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc

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zeropro · 7 days ago

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After Thundercracker's rejection, Starscream and Skywarp have a run in with Megatron, who proceeds to beat Starscream up. Skywarp finally has enough and jumps in to get them out of there, but gets hit right as he's mid warp and it destabilizes his warp drive, causing him to experience a canon event.

#didn't really expect this to turn into a comic #i was just doodling and my pen slipped #i really like in IDW1 when skywarp is just struggling to exist because arcee messed up his warp drive #skywarp destabilizing is the canon event #my poor boy #i dont think megatron would actually hit skywarp on purpose like that #also i love when starscream's facade falters because he does actually care #transformers #starscream #skywarp

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bet-on-me-13 · 6 months ago

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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...

So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.

No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.

"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.

It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?

So he does just that.

From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.

Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.

Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.

Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.

He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.

Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".

Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.

This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.

Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.

And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?

He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?

He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...

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Check the tags for more context!

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is a Villain #Or he pretends to be a Villain #It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control #He got a little too committed to the Bit #Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack #He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade #They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do #It's a win-win #I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes #Danny is the Ghost King #He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona #And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there #JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him #He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it #Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into #Jazz is tired #And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom

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cloudfishcg · 17 days ago

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referring to the cleanup arc

#i know it's a bit text heavy but i simply can't shrink the original idea any more without distorting it in some way #i wanna make clear that i'm not against listening to your desires #it's just that ritsu at the moment saw them as evil #thus they are resembled that way on the artwork #i believe he could have avoided all of that if he #in fact #didn't put his feelings in a cage in the first place #because his feelings only went berserk because of him treating them as non-existent and being very negligent #idk i feel like everyone understands that very well and im just rambling about obvious things but #im always worried that i can't make the point of the artwork clear enough #but in the end who cares. i love things that i understand and i also love things that i don't understand #and it's ok #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #my art #fanart #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu

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rikan-oo · 2 months ago

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To my rogue SY jiuyuan AU, where he is Peak Lord Shen's spouse and sometimes teaches disciples too.

Luo Binghe: Shijie, I think I fell in love with Shifu.

Ning Yingying: Huh? Don't worry, A-Luo. It's only a phase! Everyone here had a crush on Shifu. Consider it second initiation.

Luo Binghe: Everyone?

Ning Yingying: We have a secret club too. Here people help each process feelings and appreciate Shifu.

Luo Binghe: And did it work?

Ning Yingying: Well... don't worry about it. Like Shifu says it's all about journey and all friends we made. And unless you're Liu-shishu, it will pass. Are you in or not?

Luo Binghe: ... Of course

#somehow i imagine it like a club of anonymous alcoholics where they all like #i haven't thought about shifu for two days #and everyone wow #And I haven't blushed when he offered me help!#good job #it was all fun and giggles until sqq didn't find out about it and decided to pay a visit #imagine maleficent scene when she wasn't invited to celebration #yes that's it #sqq was quite insulted nobody invited him here #sy had no idea about its existence #sqq: that's why i said you must wear a hat with weil #now look at consequences #sy: i don't think that was the reason #sqq: yes. you don't think at all #sy: are you bitter they didn't invite you? it would be a quite awkward.#sqq:no #jiuyuan #scumcum #shen qingqiu #svsss #shen yuan #shen jiu #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #luo binghe #ning yingying #rogue cultivator shen yuan

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cakypa120 · 17 days ago

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Captain Marvel is at Camp Half-Blood with a new demigod child.

Annabeth: Who this time?

Marvel: Apollo. I mean, he did a great job hiding his daughter.

The girl with the golden hair is holding onto Marvel and looking at Annabeth in disbelief.

Annabeth: How could he?

Marvel: He abandoned her in a foster home in Fawcett. But he didn't tell me. I'm going to kick his ass for that.

Annabeth nods and sits down in front of the girl. She hides behind Marvel even more. Marvel gently strokes her head.

Marvel: It's going to be okay. No one will hurt you here.

The girl nods slowly and takes Annabeth's hand.

Marvel: Behave yourself. I'll fly back to visit you soon. I'll tell your parents you're safe.

The girl brightens and smiles. She leaves with Annabeth and waves goodbye to Marvel.

Clarisse approaches Marvel: *sarcastically* Welcome to the outcast camp, Champion.

Marvel: Clarisse...

Clarisse: Shut up. You will never understand the likes of us. I hate to see you, Beloved of the Gods.

Marvel just sighs and shakes his head. He takes off and flies back to Fawcett, he doesn't want to fight the Ares gene pool right now.

#billy batson #dcu #dc captain marvel #captain marvel #shazam #clarisse la rue #annabeth chase #dc×pj #dc × pj #I think Fawcett is perfect for hiding demigods #The Champion is nearby and the Rock of Eternity too #lots of magic #if you want to live then you won't go to the Champion's city because he can really erase you from the plane of existence #Apollo was the first to realize that the monsters were avoiding Fawcett like the plague #he decided to act #but he didn't tell Billy about his plan so he'll get his ass kicked

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pirateshelly · 6 months ago

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I think that "Armand as a character is an exercise in still caring and having empathy for people who aren't made kinder/wiser/gentler etc by the trauma and abuse they experience and if you have to pretend he didn't do the awful things he's done in order to still care about him you're missing the point" and "wanting to defend him because large chunks of the fan base are overly willing to wildly exaggerate his worst qualities (or invent entirely new bad qualities that aren't even a thing in canon!) in order to downplay Lestat's equally egregious crimes and make him look more heroic and romantic by comparison, in a way that is often subtly or overtly racist" are perspectives that can and should coexist

#interview with the vampire #armand iwtv #I see a lot of takes that are like #'if you really like armand you shouldn't need to defend him because the atrocities are part of the appeal'#which like #you're not exactly wrong!#but fandom doesn't exist in a vacuum and there absolutely are legitimate reasons to be like 'hey he didn't do all that'#because sometimes people's reasons for constantly needing to enumerate on all of a character's worst qualities and crimes #DO come across as disingenuous and biased and it's fine to be frustrated by that!

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thekittyokat · 10 months ago

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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah