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indianahal Ā· 7 months ago
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Here is the amazing account of Jesus' Third Miracle with the healing of the paralyzed man at the pool of Bethesda.Ā  The pool was thought to have healing powers, so the man came often and laid next to it hoping someone would help him enter the water.Ā  But before he could get in other people would beat hit first to it.Ā  Jesus comes along and knows how the man has suffered for many years, so he says to the paralyzed man do you want to be made well?Ā  Without needing the pool, Jesus tells him to "take up his bed and walk."Ā  Trusting Jesus, the man is healed and goes away on his own power!Ā  The miracle is not only a lesson of Jesus' healing power, but also judging the paralyzed man's sins that got him into the position originally.
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archiepelago Ā· 3 months ago
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alternate surface au inspired by a few ive seen around on tumblr :3
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yuwuta Ā· 7 months ago
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olympics coming upā€¦ā€¦ athlete aus on the mindā€¦.. satoru as a swimmerā€¦.. unreasonably large wingspanā€¦. huge hands..... thinks ā€œofficialā€ competitions and tournaments are boring because he canā€™t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice inā€¦ā€¦ practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means youā€™ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when heā€™s finished his lapsā€¦.. they bring up the stats board and itā€™s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho heā€™ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, itā€™s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him youā€™re proud of him... heā€™s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on itā€¦ heā€™s not proud to admit that does Something to him)ā€¦. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows youā€™re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call ā€œunsportsmanlike conductā€ but he doesnā€™t care, and always, publicly says heā€™ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)
#satoru w/ wet hair coming out of the pool......... GOD .#he could be a professional swimmer and he still gets in the bathtub and is like babe look I'm a mermaid like yeah dude.. u might be#he's so k/atie l/edecky coded... they bring up the world stats and his name name 24 times before the next fastest time#like wdym you're faster than yourself 23 times before somebody else is next in line.........#he also gets brand sponsorships and is on set for photoshoots/campaigns and he's always like wait can I have one these for my gf#and the crew thinks its so sweet they give him 10 extra#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#satoru x reader#hm.... nanami? idk where tho... maybe judo I think that's an olympic sport#salaryman to gold medalist lore goes crazy omg#he started bc he was stressed at work at some random gym and the coach there was like hold on... and now he's a gold medalist#yuuta does something kinda nerdy looking like the javelin but he's weirdly good at it LOLLLL#OR TENNIS!#megumi I HAVE to push my archery agenda#but like. toji/gojo definitely caught him throwing rocks or something as a kid and being emo#and they were like wait you've got good aim ... kinda scary#and now he's at the olympics... wild#whatever the case is yuuji didn't Actually want to play a sport#yuuji in track and field... honestly maybe even gymnastics... NO! I GOT IT! VOLLEYBALL!.... maybe...#but it turned out to be a way to make steady money to support his grandpa#and then it just.. spiraled into him getting scouted and then training and now he's a world champion :((((#šŸ’Œ#olympics au
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puppetmaster13u Ā· 8 months ago
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Prompt 317
IMAGINE THIS: Lil baby Damian, bored and being not quite old enough to start learning how to use proper weapons (curse these wooden ones, he wants true steel!) is wandering the base. This is not out of the ordinary, heā€™s the prince after all. What is out of the ordinary is that his shadow, his Akhi, is not here.Ā 
Technically, he should be napping, but he woke up and neither his mother or his brother- who is quiet but gentle and isnā€™t a good speaker (mother said it was from a head injury)- is there. Which is how he finds his way to the Pit, which heā€™s not supposed to be at. Or at least not alone.Ā 
But! His mother and Akhi are there! And- and Akhi is screaming and heā€™s never heard him scream like that, like heā€™s in agony- His eyes are green- they were blue, had, had Mother placed him in the Waters-Ā 
And then the pool is bubbling- he should be running away, get assistance or something, heā€™s five, he shouldnā€™t be running towards it when everything is screaming to flee. But one moment heā€™s at the doorway, the next heā€™s clinging to his akhi as something writhes in the Pit, a mighty bellow echoing even as the Shadows take defensive positions.Ā 
The water cascades, laps at their feet, splashes everywhere as a scaled form rises from the depths, wings like a bloodied sunset spreading as fur bursts into flames. Crimson eyes glare down at them all, pupils slits as they bare down at his Akhi.Ā 
The creature- the dragon- dips its head down, its breath warm as it chuffs at his akhi, wings folding as though it is bowing. His akhi is clinging to Mother, shivering, several scars glowing as they fade and a burst of hair burned white.Ā 
Oh.Ā 
Oh.
@fairy-lights-and-blobs @f4nd0m-fun @hdgnj @radiance1 pspspspsps
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Ghosts are Dragons#Or at least Halfas are#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Jordan looking at Jason: This lil shit is my partner in this world? Damn could be worse#Danny wriggling from the pool & climbing up Damianā€™s back: My Partner >:D#Ellie bouncing through the caves to Respawn & dragging him into the room: My partner :)#Ras honestly kind of shrugs because ā€˜well they were chosen by the pits so hi extra grandsons he supposes#Ras turning to giant dragon Vlad & giving scritches: What do I do with two wholeass new grandchildren#Jazz the sea dragon sprawled behind Dusan & playing chess with him:#Does Bruce even know about the fact Ras has a giant fuck-you dragon? Who knows#He sure wasnā€™t expecting his son (EXCUSE HIM HE HAS A SON?!) to have a dragonet#Hood with big sun dragon behind him: >8)#Sun Core Dan#Ocean Core Jazz#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Theyā€™re having fun with this httyd vibes honestly#Redeemed Vlad#Sort of- morally gray & complex Vlad & co#Itā€™s similar to platonic soulmates but also not#They can share emotions with their chosen#Danny & Ellie are the size of medium dogs but the size of small horses by the time Damian goes to Gotham#Dan is the size of a semi-truck & will slowly get bigger#Jazz? The size of a plane but longer#Vlad is the size of a skyscraper (yes he came to this world first time isn't exactly linear in the realms all the time)#If you want pics of designs they're under the ghosts are dragons tag on my blog#(though haven't designed Jazz yet)
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egophiliac Ā· 11 months ago
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new ride kamens dropped, rui, who is definitely a horobi homage; another cool choice, but at the same time, kinda wish it was someone else 'cuz now we got two zero-one homages with hayate's jin, when the trend had been one rider for each season until him, and people started claiming that takahashi must be playing favorites
aw, I was actually pretty jazzed to see it was Horobi! I think it opens up some interesting possibilities if it isn't only one-per after all, and I'm excited to see if there's gonna be something with him and Hayate or not. plus I just really like his design
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(also, not to be all cynical, but. this exists because of a corporate trend-hop with a franchise that is already sorta notorious for executive meddling. I would be...let's say very surprised if Takahashi had that level of control over what riders were included, versus being handed a list to work off of that the execs had already determined would appeal to their target demographic. c'mon.)
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synthshenanigans Ā· 1 year ago
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Theres yet again so much to talk about this video but I wanna say
Theres water already surrounding the pool. Like he already dunked himself in it.
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How many takes.
How many times did he throw himself into this fucking kiddie pool
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sulky-cabbage Ā· 7 months ago
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AU: Where Sukuna Wins
Part 1
Part 2 here
Imagine an alternate universe in which Sukuna triumphs, dominates over Japan, and endures a lonely existence for many centuries, while allowing some humans to live.
They hold a grudge against him, of course, and want to kill him. They train at Jujutsu High and have some great fighters that occasionally provide Sukuna with some entertainment.Ā 
They are so desperate for salvation, they can only find solace in prophecies about a figure with powerful blue eyes that will defeat the king of curses and rescue Japan.
And do you know what Sukuna does in response to that? One might expect him to go full Pharoah mode and kill newborns, but NO!!
HE DOES THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE !!
Whenever he ravages a village and devours the women and children, he ALWAYS spares the blue-eyed infants.
All the curses know better than to kill an infant with blue eyes. The last time a curse did that, Sukuna made sure to make an example of it.
Killing a member of the Gojo clan is also off limits, as well as anything that could delay the reincarnation of this certain person.
These humans are not the only ones waiting for salvation.
Sukuna is also WAITING...for his wretched existence to end at the hands of this person.
The ONLY one worthy of having the honor to do so.
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alongtidesoflight Ā· 9 days ago
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i swear my stepdad is so illogical AND stubborn it hurts
#okay so strap in coz this is a wild ride#tl;dr we have been without heat and warm water for years and i mean literal years#because he refuses to pay off some debt he built up with the company#because he feels unfairly treated (let's not get into this. it absolutely makes no sense) by the company#so instead of doing the logical step of growing some balls and admitting he made a mistake and paying off his shit#he's been looking for a new supplier all over but the deal IS#that he's been doing this with a couple of places before and people are hesitant to even make him any offers#and you'd think that learning about THAT at least now he'd be like. idk willing to just pay off his debt and be done with it#but you'd be WRONG#now he's looking to just have our entire heating system replaced for the teeny tiny price of 25000 bucks#mind you his debt isn't even a THIRD of that#and obviously he can't afford those 25000 bucks#so what's his next step now you might wonder?#well good thing you asked. his next step is going off on ME for not paying towards the new heating he wants#and now that that's not working for him guess what he did next?#that's right. he bought shit expensive 'space heaters' that are pretty much just small little boxes that you plug into an outlet#and he swears up and down that they're going to heat up our house (it's negative degrees outside)#(it's obviously not working)#and genuinely. all i can think of is how much money he shoved into trying to macgyver this house into a house with warm water and heating#and how he blew off ten thousands of bucks he got paid when he retired within the span of two weeks#when this debt could have been paid off ten times over by now#so now you might be thinking. okay tiago. why don't you move out#good question you see. my mom is disabled and reliant on someone who cares for her#something that he can't won't and shouldn't do because the last time he sorta kinda tried she almost died and we had to call an ambulance#she wouldn't eat a thing if i weren't there to cook. the house would fall into disrepair if i wouldn't do maintenance all around#i've set up (functioning) heat in some areas she occupies and i've gotten a boiler going so she at least has warm water#i'm paying off their bills to make sure he doesn't skip on paying any others. i'm buying groceries for them because again they wouldn't get#any for themselves#and finally. i've offered to pay off his debt so that we can finally live like normal fucking people do#and guess what. guess WHAT. he just got mad at me for not adding money to that 25000 bucks pool for that new fancy heating he wants
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daisymaycries Ā· 8 months ago
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*stumbles out of Google Slides covered in Times New Roman and jpegs* Well, Jellybeans, it's done. *collapses face first into my keyboard* askjffafifsjfsjffffffcffffffffgggfffffffffffffff and so on
Usually at this time of day I'm in web design class, but now that the school year is over I get to sleep in, make iced coffee, and drink it on my family's porch! The peace is a little sus...
Anyway! Summer is here/almost here!(???) When do you consider the beginning of summer to be? Is it the calendar date, the end of the school year, or something else?
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warper-in-training Ā· 10 months ago
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No Diavolo I'm not cold I'm fucking
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*Ā°ā€¢ Traumatized Ā°ā€¢*
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sparky-is-spiders Ā· 10 days ago
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I think Jon should meet his past self and I think it should get. Like. REALLY fucked up and fun and maybe sometimes skin-crawlingly unpleasant for both of them and also whoeverā€™s unlucky enough to be caught in the crossfire
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angelnumber27 Ā· 2 months ago
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was at moms woke up went into the bathroom looked out the window and there was a whole ass BUCK in the non-working pool
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worstloki Ā· 2 months ago
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ok ok im thinking about ace fx having a crush on MQ and they're friends it's chill for 800 years and FX is very happy with it because no one is going to take his place with MQ since their relationship is pretty unique and special with all the fighting and working together amazingly and it's not like MQ is going to get a love interest with his cultivation but then XL returns and the book plot happens and MQ mentions switching cultivation paths because XL seems happy not having to worry about the abstinence stuff and it does seem like a troublesome criteria when there are so many other paths open to take on instead BUT FX is like. NO. he keeps arguing on it. he comes up with reasons that make a bit of sense but really he does not want MQ to consider potential love interests because they're not going to be him!! fx doesn't want anything to do with romance either but if mq isn't going to have his vows in the way what's stopping him from being *more* friends with other people? what's stopping him from finding someone to have sex with and obviously that person will mean more to him than FX will? he does not want to lose his friend :(
#meanwhile MQ wanted to not have to worry about like 10 other things that are on the criteria list because like#he would like to have a drink every now and then because fx does it and he doesn't get to drink with him bc of the cultivation#like very much the cultivation comes up and feels he has to bail on friend activities but FX... doesn't want him to not do that????#MQ like what does he mean who would want to sleep with me does he think no one would want to>????? FENG XIN???????#they get to fight about it and FX can cry#idk#MQ says he wants to change cultivation since most officials don't even follow a path and they're fine#and FX just loses it he is shaking sobbing cannot sleep knowing MQ is going to go out there and do stuff in the world#XD#let him be a little possessive and sad as a treat#let him lay catatonic in bed knowing everyone he has ever loved left him behind#tgcf#fx like no NO!!! do NOT let mq out of his enclosure!!! don't DO IT!!!!!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ he is my friend šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#mq lowkey hinting that he thinks he could *like* people and it'd be a nice weight off his shoulders and fx is writhing around#thinking that's twice as bad because the potential dating pool is bigger#fx thinks if mq is glad xl is happy then it means he must like women (he's not like fx) and maybe even men? (he's not like fx)#and it kills him inside#it's not that he wants MQ to be lonely and loveless forever but he thought they both had a good thing that they could be that way together#that maybe MQ would be just as happy as him and that would be enough but of course it isn't#FX should have known better
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skunkes Ā· 1 year ago
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ok posting it here bc im not sure if its going to stay in the doodle page
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korattata Ā· 4 months ago
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:) i found a friend on our trash can this morning
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rotisseries Ā· 1 year ago
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the anger and hatred i feel for the "robin wouldn't date nancy cause of steve" rhetoric is literally unmatched by any other force on planet earth
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