#meanwhile Mydei is over here with his 0 defense
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I fully understand the appeal of angst surrounding Mydei's constant "reborn from death" deal, but I also think that at some point, after making his peace with the fact that death just won't take him, it would be extremely funny if Mydei just became way more nonchalant about dying than anyone reasonably should be.
Imagine:
"Mydei, you can't drink expired milk; it could kill you!" "I'd like to see it try."
"I don't think you should jump from this cliff." "Why? Go on, say it."
"Don't pet that chimera! It's a new breed that's poisonous--" "This is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
"How sharp is his blade?" "Hmm, let me check."
*gets a papercut* "Someone put me out of my misery."
There just is a huge untapped comedic potential here to make the ripped warrior bro the lore equivalent of this meme:
#honkai star rail#mydei#Castorice is tearing her hair out in the background#could this man please stop dying for five seconds#meanwhile Mydei is over here with his 0 defense#getting his neck snapped by a falling flying pig in Okhema#Phainon has a chart where he keeps detailed records#of Mydei's many deaths#so he can guilt trip Mydei for putting him through so many unique varieties of stress#there's an entire betting pool in Okhema about how Mydei will die next#there's an entire black market of women buying up Mydei's blood crystals
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