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Thinking about RDR2. Have we ever collectively hated an npc as much as we all hate Micah Bell?
#he can stay in jail#I live in chapter 2 now#I don’t go near him or that poor preacher#rdr2#everything is beautiful#I chop wood and catch horses Ty#fucking Micah
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I have always wanted to believe in ignorance over malice, but in the 2024 us elections...
I think it's both.
and I'm not sure if I can see Trump supporters as human beings anymore.
#us politics#us elections#donald trump#they are the enemy#im sorry#theyve snapped whats left of my patience and compassion#you want to rot in your white trash trailers where your kids can barely eat and read bc u believed a senile racists lies to stay out of jail#then do it#im done#hes never helped you nor has any politician youve ever voted for#but if thats all youre smart enough for#if thats the best your mind can do#then maybe you deserve it#but i am sorry to the non americans out there#you do not deserve this#and i am so sorry
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the fact that Hades in the sequel got his house trashed, status stripped and literally thrown in jail, and is still starting out in a mental state of "at least holding it together" compared to hades 1
#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#the power of having memories of loved ones you can actually draw on to keep you sane#and not feeling Iike twisting a knife in your heart every time#gods I NEED a postgame reunion dinner where Persephone and Zag ask him about his jail time and he's like#“well. it could have been worse. mostly I just thought about the two of you to stay sane”#and Zag had to pretend to eat some stuff to not let them see he's crying a little
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cozy color..
#transformers#starscream#knock out#knockscream#koss#kept freaking out n stimming over this while drawing it#i am SO HAPPY with how it turned out!!!!!#even tho the coloring process was a NIGHTMARE#just. hmngh. peace after war. star prolly escapes jail and hunkers down as far from civilization as he can#there is nothing left for him to fight for—the world he knew is long gone#maybe ko finds him while on a drive through the more rural parts of cybertron#he’s thinking the same thing#not sure what happens from there—maybe ko brings him back and they start a new life together#maybe ko stays with him in the ‘country’#either way. love and grief. you know the drill#you can’t go home again and all#that’s way sadder than i was thinking it would be#but its hopeful dw i like happy endings
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I have truly never seen so much discourse for a hero/anti-hero that kills until I started liking jason todd. I have literally never seen so many people get hate for not condemning a fictional character who kills bad guys until now its shocking! and I mean that literally
maybe I’m the one missing something but there are plenty of heroes (not antiheroes but HEROES) who exist that choose a lethal method and people take that in stride? the only way I can make sense of this is that people are so attached to batman and his mythos; they literally imprint on him and his thinking ?? and now any slight against him or challenge against his righteousness is taken as if its a slight against them.
at the end of the day, to me, you can still support jason being lethal because the fictional characters hes killing aren’t actually dead. in this sense, specifically, I don’t see why real life morals should be applied to a comic world. he’s not killing out of bigotry and if he was, I would get the controversy! but if you can agree with brutally beating and invasions of privacy in the dcu because it’s “morally correct” within the universe, I can’t see an argument against jason’s methods being morally wrong as valid unless those views are applied to every aspect of batman comics. if we did that, then everyone who continued reading these comics would be getting the same treatment jason todd fans do. you cannot hold one character accountable to real life moral views and not the other(s)!
#jason todd#dcu#jason todd meta#batman#dc meta#am I making any sense bc tbh I am writing this while permed and words sometimes don’t make sense to me then#let jason todd kill ! let him fuck up every villian that he meets ! no one thinks universe proclaimed villians dying are the same as killing#ppl in real life I promise u!#I just want to enjoy my anti hero crime lord vigilante in peace#you have arkham ASYLUM btw that is canonically a revolving door bc how else can we make money from the story if they stayed in ‘jail’#and villains canonically proven to kill for the laughs or the drama or the fun of it and feel no remorse#and ur coming at me and talking about the death penalty being wrong in relation to this universe ?#WHAT ABOUT THIS UNIVERSE REMOTELY SEEMS LIKE ITS CLOSE TO REALITY#I think this controversy would benefit from ppl who dislike jason seeing jason as the ‘lesser evil’ instead of just ‘evil’ bc then that#would be so much more interesting ! he’s still a bad guy and u can still dislike him but at least for good reasons
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JK Rowling’s books are a building. And she stopped after creating shitty, waterlogged, deeply structurally unsound blueprints and half the scaffolding. Then left it to the elements (aka her Twitter), damaging it nearly beyond repair.
And the fandom looked at this, and put on hard hats. And they tore down that scaffolding, and took those blueprints and changed it into something that would work, and they built the most beautiful building you’ve ever seen.
The building JK Rowling designed was deeply flawed, it would never pass inspection, it would collapse under its own weight and lack of structural integrity within seconds of being built. The aesthetic design was tragic and hideous and offensive. But the fans looked at all of that, and said to themselves, “this building is fucked up, it will never be good if left like this, and everything about it is terrible and makes zero sense. But goddamnit, I have trauma and I can fix it because it must be done and no one else will.”
JK Rowling may have designed that original building. She may have had the initial idea. She may have built that unfinished scaffolding. She may have drawn those blueprints.
But this building is no longer JK Rowling’s.
#harry potter#jk rowling#this rant brought to you by someone who can and will go to jail for aggravated assault of jk rowling#people say her worldbuilding is good even if the books aren’t#newsflash: a lot of the best worldbuilding in Harry Potter is just headcannons we have forgotten are not in he books#we took her scraps and we made them great#but to her the scraps are enough. to her the scraps are what are great#when in reality the scraps are the part that stop Harry Potter from being great#in reality the characters are one dimensional#in reality hogwarts never faces consequences for the child endangerment#in reality dumbledore is a manipulative and evil fraud#in reality the house elves are abused and only dobby is saved#in reality Snape is an incel and abuses children#in reality dumbledore knowingly left Harry to be abused by his aunt and uncle and sent him back every summer#in reality remus lupin never went to see Harry as a child and never spoke to him after third year beyond the order of the Phoenix#in reality Sirius only broke out of prison to kill worm tail and even if he cared for Harry he stayed in prison for twelve years#never trying to escape#and he may have had reasons but we do not know them#we never get depth for the characters who deserve it#we get depth for an incel of a potions teacher#Draco Malfoy is one of the most fleshed out characters and he’s still a piece of cardboard it just has shitty crayon scribbles of colour#we think the character have personality but it’s just flashes of it filled in by the great acting in the movies#we think the books have worldbuilding and fleshed out character arcs when really it’s just nostalgia and headcannons we think are real#THE BUILDING IS NOT JK ROWLING’S. THE BUILDING IS OURS.#randum thots
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this fuckign thing keeps watchin me through the cracks in the stall door while i piss
#cat#kitten#oliver#my cats#he wants out of gay baby jail so bad#unfortunately he is tiny and stupid#and also like in the process of being slowly introduced to our other cats#so u must stay in there little one#and we cant have you free running around in the bathroom#tho he has escaped once#cant figure out a litterbox yet but boy can he climb
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personally i think the best way to get everyone out of the way during the squad vacation to brazil is for forever to announce the completion of his prison, ""randomly"" draw the names of the members who are leaving (or they volunteer), and then say "okay cool test it out for me and let me know how it goes!!" and they get tp'd into prison and summarily kicked from the server.
#qsmp#will this further traumatize qpac? probably#but they could also retcon it as 'they found a glaring flaw within 30 seconds and decided to stay so forever wasn't discouraged'#so they could absolutely have escaped at any time. but forever needed a win so they waited around and played a ttrpg instead#block game brainrot#shut up vic#that way qpac isn't actually trapped and knows that and qcellbit doesn't relapse (too badly) for the same reason#tho also they could go down those paths if they're interested who's to say? :D options open to them#there's a lot of kidnapping and prison trauma so i'm hoping they can turn it kinda silly#if like. they're tp'd into the cells. and they turn around and the window is literally just Open. or something ridiculous#like they have classic minecraft 'hole with water' toilets except there's a full sewer tunnel that connects the cells and also goes outside#and forever justifies it as the feds insisted he put toilets in the jail (bc the feds have 'looking for the bathroom' trauma)#and forever isn't ever one to half ass things so HE insisted there was a full working sewage network#except the federation doesn't have a plumber on staff so it goes about as well as anyone could expect#long tags#this is my personal pipe dream
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i think a good yandere needs to at least be a little pathetic
#thinking about nonsense again this morning#like what makes a yandere excellent at their job you know LMAO#also im like comparing “yandere's” made by people from different countries in my mind#i feel like u need to remove the shame from ur body if u wanna make a top tier yandere#not shaming anyone cause ik i would have problems doing it#like a part of my brain is always like...but that bad#so it ruins any attempts#u always feel like u need to rehabilitate them#i dont think that necessarily ruins it tbh cause ive seen it done well before#but....that person will be going to jail#“jessica he killed 5 people you cant stay with him sorry”#either that or they need to leave cause they cant stay here you know?#idk if im making sense#also i think u need to be honest about the type of character ur making#like if u wanna make a yandere#do it with ur chest and tell people how its gonna be#so people who hate that shit wont get attached to said character and get upset that theyre toxic#well i mean it can still happen with warnings but u know#itll be less of an issue#i think being honest will also prevent u from being kinda wishy washy with it if that makes sense#U GOTTA DO IT WITH CONFIDENCE AND NO SHAME#or its gonna flop#its like trying to write smut with shame....
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Guys... this might be a stretch but, listen...
Listen... if Jimmy is playing the “Woody” character, then what if...?
#martyn inthelittlewood#inthelittlewood#empires smp#empires smp theory#stinky pete pretended to be the wise old mentor figure to woody before he revealed his true intentions#which was to have them both stay in a museum and never be played with by children ever again#right now martin is acting as jimmy's wise old mentor figure but we can tell that there's much more to him than what we're being shown#and the fact that he won't share his name? seems pretty suspicious#we don't know what the old sheriff wants right now but I want to say he wants to reclaim his sheriff title from jimmy#maybe he's gonna push him to be the villain and in the peak of jimmy's villain arc he's gonna swoop in and 'save the day'#throws jimmy in jail and becomes elected as the new sheriff#everyone's a little bit of a criminal - so is the sheriff#pj chats
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dont mind me. im simply just putting together a ludgercasey angst collection.
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#''why cant u be normal abt them'' how can i be normal abt them when solid 80% of their interactions is either angst or stemmed from angst.#even their ''fluff'' moments were also angst.#literally no one does angst like they do.#ludger prefers to keep most of his connections extremely impersonal/professional.#but whether or not he wants to admit it theirs on the other hand simply does not... fit in that category.#he'd even tried to convert it that way but it just didnt stick bc neither of them could help but be themselves around each other lmfao.#ludger is seemly still oblivious to caseys attempt to mend their personal relationship.#which is not too surprising considering he was also oblivious to the existence of their past relationship.#after all there was no reason for him to believe that casey would want to have anything to do with him. except maybe putting him in jail.#so pushing her away seems to be the most logical decision right? personal relationship is a luxury to him anyway.#alas casey who wanted to believe in their past friendship takes it as a sign that ludger has no interest in maintaining it.#she now has to take a step back because ''if you force a relationship it may become more estranged.''#so unless he takes the initiative they are likely stuck in this limbo.#(casey might use impersonal excuses to stay around but rn its all up to ludger to change the nature of their relationship)#casey girlie forget him i would have treated you so much better... is what i would have loved to say.#i wouldnt be suffering this much if ludger wasnt clearly holding himself back most of the time / if it was completely one-sided from casey.#i dont know if this is a slow burn or hurt no comfort but if casey gets no closure im gonna commit arson 😔#aro ludgercasey propaganda#selmore's undercover husband#auposting
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Idc Oswald falling asleep with his head on Gabe's shoulder was cute
#gotham#oswald cobblepot#the penguin#robin lord taylor#he 100% deserved this#he basically got put in time out-um-i mean jail by Don Maroni#for raising taxes on fishermen without permission#maroni told him those guys risk their lives to feed people and accused him of hubris#so had him arrested to punish him#and like#...yeah..#not cool Oswald#i still love you though#i can never stay mad at you adorable little killer you#and gabe how can you say you always hated him? you LET him do this#he's so small#tiny bird man#i messed around with the lighting and color but it's a screencap on my phone
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ok well actually dont even get me started on the crypt collapse & post-cryptcollapse nightmares ok.....
#it actually drives me insane. that he didnt even try to reach for his hand. and he just had to stay there under the rubble#texto#idk if the cops were called that same night (<guy that won't watch the third movie) but idk i'll get him out of there before they arrive it#FINE. and he can at least have someone to wake up next to (and avoid jail time with) when he unavoidably dreams about it all lalala#*gets shot on the head and heart* ow ow ow
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I just finished season 3 and jesus Christ shit has happened
#elias bouchard#i hate him i want him to stay in that jail and never come out#but i like him a bit please come back weee#jon can get a break can he...
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Two things annoy me about the end of Profit & Plunder:
You have to yell at both Kaliyo and Jorgan to get the option to more severely punish the one who disobeyed orders.
There’s no JAIL option. It’s no consequences, exile, or death. We can jail Saresh, we can jail Zenta and Atrius. But not Kaliyo or Jorgan. Much as I dislike Kaliyo, there’s a bunch of my kids who would’ve jailed her instead of killing her. (Can’t let it go unpunished that she got Havoc killed, don’t want her loose with a grudge and the location of their super sekrit base, but don’t really want to kill her)
#queen in space#why am I yelling at Jorgan? I always go with sending him and telling Kaliyo to stay put#he did nothing wrong#tbh Keme Eisza indi and Ody are the only ones I can say 100% would kill Kaliyo even with a jail option
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kendall is absolutely logan’s first choice. roman’s not serious enough in his eyes. shiv is a woman. he doesn’t think of connor. and he’d never want anyone who isn’t family helming the company
#his first choice is obviously himself like if he could trade them for immortality and stay ceo forever he would but if not him then kendall#they’re all like “but you tried to put him in jail?!” that’s just a wednesday night for kendall and logan like#if anything i think logan actually respected him a little more for it. rather than roll over and get fucked he fucked him back like thats#smthn logan can respect even if he is the one being fucked#succession
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