#he can cry on command

[n3xus-apparatus]

This is what it looks like when finn uses his attack too much,

He can also use it to cry on command,

Don't try to comfort him though, it's all a ruse and you will get stuck.

[mellosdrawings]

"Why didn't you invite me?" Jamil doesn't think their answer is any good.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[morganbritton132]

Someone post a Tiktok of Eddie and Steve clearly having their date interrupted by some fans of Eddie’s

Eddie is very obviously trying to be nice. He’s talking to them and taking pictures with them, but he’s also subtly trying to end this interaction. Steve, meanwhile, looks pissed.

The longer this conversation goes on, the more annoyed he looks until he takes a deep breath. He centers himself and then he burst into tears.

His whole body shakes when he sobs, “Eddie, what do you mean you want a divorce?!”

It takes over two hours for the person to post a part two where you can see Steve immediately stop crying when the fans awkwardly shuffle away.

He wipes his face, sticks his fork into their shared dessert and says, “So, anyways.”

Eddie collapses in on himself like a puppet whose strings were cut and whisper-shouts at Steve, “I hate when you do that! I think it’s real every time.”

“Well, I hate when my date is interrupted.”

[undertheredhood]

bruce 'tired single dad' wayne: *lecturing jason once again on something he did during a fight*

jason 'theatre kid extraodinare'' todd who immediately starts fake crying on the spot: do you just not love me anymore?

[captain-astors]

The Crown Prince

[1-800-crscnt]

been loving the idea of Fox's collection of modified blasters being very weird and him refusing to explain why they're like that. one of them shoots bubbles and blows raspberries. one of them is the size of his pinky finger and has to be placed in water overnight to grow, but it grows into a completely different type of blaster. his favorite T-21 sounds exactly like a grown man coughing when it jams, and his men say he trapped the soul of a real person inside of it. the most recent addition to his collection isn't actually a blaster, but a lighter/flashlight/laser pointer/toothbrush/soda dispenser that's shaped like a pistol. he lost one, but that's because it literally grew legs and walked away one night, never to be seen again.

[hanasnx]

MINORS DNI 18+

“Can you cry on command?” you ask with interest, eliciting a bashful smile from your co-star, HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN.

After some internal debate, knocking his head back and forth when he searches the ceiling for his answer, he finally gives it to you. “Yes, I can.” It’s surprising, because he always manages to perform that perfect single-tear-fall cliché on camera. It’s so improbable that you’re sure it’s eyedrops. So you goad him to disprove your hypothesis.

You incline in his direction, engaging him. “Show me.”

His brows pinch, but his grin never falters, glancing over his shoulder. “Right now?” He’s not ashamed of the talent, but he doesn’t want someone to worry over him if they walked in without context.

“Yeah. Do it, c’mon. Bet you can’t.”

He moistens his lips, exchanging a look with you before he bows his head to concede. "Alright, alright. Talk to me about something, whatever you want." Out of the corner of your eye you see how he adjusts in his seat, rolling up his sleeves to lean his arms against the surface of the table you both sit at.

Your story that you relay to him is so pointless and inconsequential. What essentially consists of a laundry list of your dealings at a Lowe's store has his face gently twisting in anguish. His brows furrow into a defined frown, and he glances down at the table with a defeated shake of his head, knuckles rapping on the surface. His lower lip quivers. The sight of it shooting straight down to your core, yet you power through.

"... and they didn't even have the fixtures I wanted!"

"No," he croaks in disbelief, passionate over your unfortunate circumstances, "not the fixtures." The keen of his voice catches you off guard, how it cracks under the weight of that thick coating of a throat when it closes. It signals his imminent breakdown. The sheen appears on his eyes.

At first this was a joke, now not so much. Your phrasing slowing with each response, your acting skill faltering as you shift in your seat, subconsciously seeking out friction. "Yeah, I couldn't believe it. After I called to check too."

"Yeah- Yeah, after you called to check." he nods, showing you he's listening to you, that's upset on your behalf. Finally, that well overflows, and two perfect tears drop from his lids one by one, wetting his eyelashes. "God, baby, I'm so sorry." An apologetic and soothing palm strokes your arm, and you glance between it and him.

It renders you speechless, swallowing hard as you stare at his display. Why is this doing something to you? His large hand wipes down his face, sniffing.

"Can't believe it." he muses, filling the silence as you chew your lower lip. All of a sudden, other contexts in which to make him cry open up to you. A delicate pink blooming onto the tip of his nose and the buds of his cheeks, and you feel like fucking him within an inch of his life just to see it again. Overstimulate him until he sobs for real.

[maripr]

I think John Ward deserves to break down a little at the end of FAITH bc he just destroyed the cult that groomed him since childhood and abused him and his childhood friend, he's managed to protect everyone he loves, he's realized God's been with him the entire time, he has fred all the souls that were taken hostages in the rite of the second death, and he has been forgiven by the very person he wronged. He deserves to break down a bit, after things have calmed down, as Lisa and Garcia both hold him as his falls on his knees and his shoulder shake and he holds his crucifix close like he's hugging it and he wails like a child and as the tears fall on the cross once bronze, they leave golden streak, cleansing his vision of it, cleansing his heart.

[lady-quen]

Heyyyy.... callback to Pre-PoF Mael... the dear Valiant... a beautiful man with the most gorgeous wide amber eyes full of light.

Featuring vinetooth arm (but the gauntlet skin looks way too thick, he wears armor over it nowadays)

And his ✨️daughter✨️

[sysig]

He needs so much attention, all the time (Patreon)

[phospolipid-bilayer]

Opportunist + Broken = Voice of the Sycophant. Manipulative and miserable. He doesn't believe that he can become a better person.

[haebai-png]

NOT SAD! My dog, Mash Potato, got GDV for Christmas, (ON CHRISTMAS DAY!) It was a truly terrible, tear-filled day, but we were able to get him treatment, and the procedure went as well as we could have hoped for! He has even recovered enough after surgery that he's ready to come home once his appetite returns, but he's not interested in the bland food the vets are offering haha It was an awful experience though, we had to drive through an hour and a half of storming rain in the dark after many clinics didn't answer our calls when we still didn't know what was wrong with him. But yeah GDV/bloat is pretty common in dogs, if you have one I'd recommend getting educated on it. It's fatal if left untreated and I'm glad I listened to my instincts and didn't give up on calling the vet. Love your loved ones extra hard and if you have concerns about the health of anyone, trust your intuition and PLEASE MAKE A CALL. This dog is more expensive than a car now and he's completely worth it.

[lonestarss]

thinking about egg sethos realizing that being a man is an option through cyno again and sobbing

[quoththerobin]

I read Tim's first appearances for the first time in ages today and man do I have AU ideas about it.

[highwayof-life]

hello, he is five:

[hsslilly-blog]

Maybe he’s still wearing jeans cause Scrooge isn’t a costume and Claire Swanson is the Ghost of Christmas Present

wait hold on. you are so smart. his jeans suck so much that the universe has to intervene. he’s visited by three ghosts so he can reevaluate his life choices. and fashion choices too. and claire gets to literally haunt him… should i draw this…