#he assumed position

[not-psychotic]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[daily-sifloop]

Ok but like what if post game Loop hates being out in public because people stare at them and whisper about them because star person so Siffrin has to step in either through distracting Loop or doing something silly to draw everyone's attention away from Loop

Day 21: if you don't like something - don't look!

[whamber]

a guide on gentle parenting ur wizard bf by Sir Gwaine

[fumifooms]

his flower...

Aww, from the signing doodle board and the Adventurer’s Bible long illustration… He likes flowers he likes shells, just a guy and his flower he picked from the side of the road, what’s not to love. Nature lover boy…

[kacievvbbbb]

I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.

Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much

[darlingod]

It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.

[peppermintmochafem]

i think there is a lot of pressure on butches to do things to make femmes feel stability and safety when really it is just their butchness that does that you know? it's like as a femme I know all the steps to this little dance and I just need someone to do it with. being able to know the step you are going to take and knowing what step I do next is stability that is safety!

[hermitcrimes]

Grian's crimes (?) of episode 8

Breach of civil servant conduct (Deliberately making the permit process difficult and hard to access to reduce his workload)

[wonder-worker]

Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations, all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.

[lokh]

would u trust me to be able to carry heavy grocery bags

[redrapscalian]

Damian is that kid that you can’t put in time-out because it emotionally scars them so deeply that the punishment outweighs the crime tenfold and you have to run self-esteem damage control afterwards

[starscelly]

locker room giggles

cgy@dal 11.24.23

[femmeidiot]

do you ever have a text or something and you know like it's gonna be nice or whatever it's not a scary text like you're gonna get berated or anything but you can't bring yourself to open it because you're just like not emotionally prepared for it?

[petrichorium]

Shanks’ missing arm is such a vital part of his attractiveness to me that I genuinely short circuit when I see people ignoring it. Like huh wdym u don’t think it’d be gone in a modern au? Wdym u just didn’t wanna write him w one arm? Cannot compute

[dnpbeats]

IM SORRY?????? NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT PHIL POSTED AN IG STORY OF DAN SAYING THE FIRST WORDS THAT CAME TO HIS MIND FOR THE LETTERS OF PHIL'S NAME AND FOR L HE SAID LOVER?? LOVER???????