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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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I just realized some people are confused about events in the alluded to past in Mouthwashing, particularly about how long the crew has been working together.
The only person who is truly new is Daisuke and it’s why his dynamic with the crew and role in the story is very unique and somewhat distant. Curly didn’t just get Jimmy this job on the Tulpar, he got him the job with the Pony Express. He’s been his copilot for probably a couple of years but still not as long as they’ve been friends. None of them are new with the freight industry, Anya and Swansea especially have been doing this for years, together.
Jimmy is the newest on the regular crew, maybe just a few assignments, but it’s not his first time working with them. I think it’s just something important because this isn’t just one bad mistake that snowballed with giving Jimmy the job. None of them thought Jimmy would do anything, no matter how off-put by him they could’ve been, since he hadn’t done a thing since being there. Generally unpleasantness isn’t a crime and he’d be aware of that.
It was a festering thing and a sort of forced trust they had to give him that he knowingly took advantage of. He was the black sheep and still a wolf under the wool. He expected when he lashed out, that he had been there long enough for it to be looked over completely. Got too comfortable in the space he inserted into and did a lot of damage with his claws when he felt he was going to get shaken out.
#I think acting like if Curly just didn’t give Jim the job this wouldn’t have happened is underplaying that they’ve all been working for PE#for a bit and that Jimmy got comfortable enough to do something horrible like#a lot of factors made the trip being out the worse parts of them but Jimmy was slowly letting his worse parts show and I think people assume#that this was one a few mission he went on with Curly and that he advocated for him completely when it was more likely#he pulled some strings so Jimmy could work right under him and stay out of trouble with a decent job and it back fired cause Jimmy is just#not a good person like I see people acting like his breakdown and choice to crash the ship was because this was probably one of the last#chances to fix his life and he couldn’t admit he fucked up soemthing literally handed to him so badly and cruelly#I think people forget that predators like Jimmy rarely do anything the first day. or week or month or year#they ingrain themselves into the schedule and dynamic and build a sort of stability that make it harder to knock them down or push back#he has Curly’s trust as the co pilot and as a friend#Swansea doesn’t like him but doesn’t trust him and Anya is just wary initially#he doesnt even attack her at the start of the trip it’s implied it happens after the psyche evals and when she confides in Curly how#patronizing he is to her and her position. he’s retaliating against a perceived slight to his stability to him it was pure act of power and#anger because he’s at his core an avoidant bully who can’t take responsibility#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#jimmy mouthwashing#I didn’t want this to be a Jimmy post but it is#more so about how abusers like Jimmy work but I digress cause most of it’s in the comments
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also i think if roleswap laios and canon laios met theyd immediately start fighting.
#canon laios would blurt out 'why do you look like our dad' and fisticuffs ensue.#shuro........ is a little more complicated#if canon shuro doesnt think too hard about it and just treats the other him like a stranger then theres no problem#on the other hand i imagine he holds himself to high standards and if he sees his other self doing things he considers improper or uncouth.#i imagine hed only speak up if he saw it happen A Lot like hed pull him aside like hey... what the fuck#thered be a bit of 'holy shit i woulda turned out like THAT??' on both sides#roleswap shuro would often get frustrated but i think hed understand that like. thats how the culture is like he lived it too#but i think similarly hed watch laios steamroll og shuro and eventually be like. DUDE. just say something#shorter fuse lmao. anyways still turning this AU over in my head#how much more forward can shuro be before hes unbelievably out of character...#and what if they switched universes!!!!#if laios switched. it would be immediately obvious something is up in the og universe but it may be chalked up to like#a weird mood..... though maybe the party starts to wonder 'hey... is it not possible this is a shapeshifter' 😭#but og laios in the roleswap universe...#tbh havent thought too hard on what the party dynamics in that universe might be like assuming all else is the same save for the roleswap#i imagine chilchuck would still get on alright as long as hes being paid upfront and laios is still attentive/ recognises his abilities#and limitations also. marcille................................... hmm#she might treat him more formally and be less close.... may perceive him as more threatening at first meeting#(in terms of like. 'taking falin away' i mean if that makes sense)#but well. u kno how in canon laios Does notice a lot of things about his companions and has a very pragmatic view that surprises them#and they dont tend to notice until he says it aloud because its often overlooked cos of his. everything else.#well. id imagine roleswap laios still notices things but simply would not say it aloud.#the party would also be like .. dude... did he hit his head#if SHURO swapped...................... well it depends when exactly it happened#i imagine it could be a bigger issue with the retainers#im losing steam cos my lower back hurt so bad adgfsdfg i cant get a good position on this chair#but for shuro himself i imagine it would be nightmarish lmao.#roleswap (henceforth RS) shuro would wake up as an adult with the retainers like. ??? was that all a dream?? did i never make it out#meanwhile og shuro ending up god knows where..........#if he ended up with the retainers again he might not immediately realise somethings amiss and try to act normally
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a guide on gentle parenting ur wizard bf by Sir Gwaine
#bbc merlin#merlin fanart#merwaine#gwaine#bbc gwaine#merlin#my art#merlin is so used to being flung over a shoulder like a sack of potatoes he just instinctively assumes the position
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I’m just very obsessed with the idea that mihawk is useless in a weapon less fight like he cannot throw a punch or get out of a pin to save his life like one he can’t kick he’s done out for the count, and this is why Shanks ends most of their duels this way. Because he’s a filthy cheater and Mihawk is even worse off because it’s Shanks pining him and he has eaten a lot of dirt.
Shanks decides to teach him the art of fighting dirty cause he’s nice that way but also let’s just say that Shanks likes being in a pin a little too much
#the first time mihawk pins him straddling his hips he smiles shanks looks up and swears he sees god#but yeah this position definitely escalated things a lot of times#Shanks is playing 3-d chess on how to get laid#I love the idea of especially when they were much younger and mihawk was marginally less serious a lot#their duels ended with them wresting in the dirt#and because I cannot for the life of me imagine Mihawk throwing a punch I’m just going to assume he was hilariously bad at this as well#like he’s not terrible at wresting but once you have him pinned no weapon in hand that’s it he’s done#but even with like a pen he would fucking take your light out#this is the only thing they do where Shanjs can really win and Mihawk hates it (so he claims the full body blush says otherwise)#one piece#throwing thoughts to the void#dracule mihawk#op#hawkeye mihawk#mishanks#akagami no shanks#shanks#red haired shanks#akataka#mihawk x shanks
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his flower...
Aww, from the signing doodle board and the Adventurer’s Bible long illustration… He likes flowers he likes shells, just a guy and his flower he picked from the side of the road, what’s not to love. Nature lover boy…
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#Toshiro nakamoto#Shuro#he’s so cute he looks so genuinely happy what…#It really doesn’t look storebought which is insane to me. He went and picked a flower with his noble hands from the dirt somewhere#In both of these it can be assumed it’s for Falin/he’s thinking about her which. I’m sobbing#He knows she wouldn’t want a neat trimmed bouquet bc she loves raw nature stuff. His love for her frees him a lil in its own way….#Gives him a motivation to reconnect with his interest in bugs and stuff like when he was a kid…#This is the man who got his wedding proposal rejected bc she wants to travel and went “good for her good for her”#SNAIL TOSHIRO FOR THE WINNNNN#There’s stuff to analyze here but ik toshiro positivity gets some ppl aggressive I’mma stop here pls no hate on this post <3#Answering this ask at the speed of light. Gonna answer some others tonight#Nature lover toshiro
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damn u on the edge of the bed..!
#HES FR GONNA STAY WITH TAKAAKI 🙏‼#obviously bc idk where else he would even go but still preview image saved my life#negaposi angler#negative positive angler#takaaki tsutsujimori#tsunehito sasaki#I LIKED THE FIRST EP A LOT MORE THAN I EXPECTED!!!#like i assumed i would enjoy it but i reallyyyy enjoyed it#it was a lot more comedic than i expected it would be given the premise LOL#why do i keep choosing the most random shit to watch each season#like yaa let me tune into Fishing Anime... thats gonna be a certified hit 💯💯
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Cold sores are thought to be best addressed by lancing the sore to remove polluted blood, washing with vinegar, applying a paste of honey + tansy + horsefat. In frequently recurring cases, it's considered best practice to also shave the face to eliminate any lingering traces of infection. This is the most psychologically devastating thing that Brakul has ever experienced in his life.
#A while ago I said that shaving facial hair was performed as part of purifications but that's null it makes more sense for it to#figure into the medical model as a means of attempting to address illnesses in the skin (along with shaving other parts of#the body as applicable)#It would be assumed that infectious dagi can hide themselves in the hair. Routinely trimming head and beard hair in general is#considered good hygiene in this respect and shaving would be seen as a drastic means of elimination (but not something to be#performed on a regular basis as most body hair is regarded as having a positive function + is Wanted on men. And especially#not with head hair as keeping it long is a strong cultural standard and under normal conditions only cut short in mourning)#(Shaving the head for medical reasons would typically be reserved for attempts to treat potentially fatal skin diseases)#Also the majority of the adult population has herpes (also true in 21st century real life). Brakul just had a really bad year of frequent#outbreaks when he first got it. Has refused to shave in the less frequent outbreaks since because LOOK the bloodletting and#pastes work it goes away after a few days it's FINE do not FUCKING SHAVE ME
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You know what? Fuck it, they both have homeschool trauma
#Rapunzel is the homeschooled kid who’s super under-socialized so she overcompensates by being incredibly social#And tries to make as many friends as is humanly possible#And thinks she’s best friends with anyone she has a conversation with#And due to the lack of socialization growing up she’s incredibly extroverted#And while she is definitely very smart she didn’t have the best education so she regularly doubts herself and assumes she’s dumb#Varian is also undersocialized but he turned super introverted and while he desperately wants friends he has no idea how to make them#nor does he feel comfortable around people#So he just becomes a hermit and wishes he could socialize like a normal person#And then he latches onto any person who interacts with him positively#He’s also ridiculously smart and that’s the only thing about himself he has any pride in#Neither of them are good at social cues or feeling comfortable in public spaces#And they both have severe anxiety and depression#tts#tangled the series#rapunzel's tangled adventure#varian#rapunzel
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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.
Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.
Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.
I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.
#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED#at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO#like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings#if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain#she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her#like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation#HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION#but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves#that they have the same heart#(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable#Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk#though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal#he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him#because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him#and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer#queen of nothing#the cruel prince#the wicked king#Jude Duarte#jurdan#cardan greenbriar#tfota#I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov#also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO#confidence is key
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i think there is a lot of pressure on butches to do things to make femmes feel stability and safety when really it is just their butchness that does that you know? it's like as a femme I know all the steps to this little dance and I just need someone to do it with. being able to know the step you are going to take and knowing what step I do next is stability that is safety!
#femme4butch#does this makes sense?#tender#i mean this is the most positive way possible obvi#having many thoughts#🦋#Thinking about one time this summer I was out with my butch and oomf and left my things somewhere assuming he would pick it up for me#And when I asked for my things and he was like Oops I should have noticed and our oomf told me like you really are such a femme >:)#Basically its just to be loved is to be known but like on a macro level!! Both in broad community and in relationships!!#butch positivity#butch appreciation
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“You showed me how with love and now I just // Follow your lead”
Chat can I level with you all. I was dreading drawing this man. Not because I dislike him or anything! I think he’s so so fun and silly. Idk what it is abt him but we are just not on the same wavelength tragically. Is it because I’m a lesbian. I think it’s because I’m a lesbian. I STILL THINK HES COOL THOUGH!!! I love that he loves sports and his grandma and grandpa and his silly little dog and I think his arc is genuinely so amazing and well done like I know guys like him irl!!! Who were so masculine it was toxic!! But then they realized! And improved!! But kept that masculinity and I just think that’s cool. I did not change too much abt his design tbh but he was fun to draw so! Yay!
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv fanart#sdv alex#alex sdv#sdv bachelors#alex stardew valley#he’s such a freak#said positively#WHY IS HE SO OBSESSED WITH EGGS BTW???#I was going through his wiki and like#why is that a thing#Gaston???? I’m assuming???#he’s so weird I love him#go white boy go#also ty to the people in my phone for the song suggestion I genuinely could not think of anything for him#Spotify
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Never seen it really discussed but despite his complaints about Pony Express, Jimmy is the only crew member to somewhat like being on the Tulpar.
Of course, the reason is sort of shallow, he likes being there due to the control he has in the cock pit as co-pilot. The fact that he’s actually in charge for once, even on such a minor scale. Everyone else has this open or held in contempt for physically being there but he likes it on a fundamental level, freaks out and lashes out on such a personal level when he realizes he’s losing the first job he’s probably enjoyed and that stability/control.
It’s not anything specific or I think polarizing about Jimmy but I feel like it adds to how he tells Curly this is home to him. Earth is objectively not a place of ease or comfort for Jimmy, but the Tulpar is. It’s a fucked up perversion of home and that’s so interesting for his character who also hates the corporate culture the most out of all of them.
#again the whole him adjusting well to the Tulpar from Curly’s words#talking about liking control in the cock pit the fond memories of karaoke#his debatable lack of care in actually getting them rescued like he doesn’t hate#being on the Tulpar he just hates that they aren’t solely in charge of it and by they I mean him and curly#and by him and curly I just mean him like idk I think he likes the micro biome it creates for them#too many social rules and standards on earth but here it’s so personal it��s by what the people set and he’s one of the most important people#position wise so he very much likes being there cause he’s a nobody on earth but not here#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#jimmy mouthwashing#his reasoning for liking being there is just as shallow as not liking being there#having to put in effort for work but less to be respected and socially responsible#cause at the party he still doesn’t know Anya is pregnant so that was all anger at curly and losing his job#which is harsh if we assume he hated the job he’d be like so what else can you get me to curly vs the lashing out#he both was mad at curly for gaining an opportunity to leave him but mad he’d lost the one place he’s not at the bottom
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“Alas, poor what’s-his-face… I probably killed him myself tbh… anyway, what was I talking about?”
OC: Faedril “Fae” Silvarin (he/him)
#this combo is a powerful combination of themes in that a) fae is hamlet and b) apparently his idea of fun is having knives thrown at him#at least I assume that’s the case since he puts himself in the position to get knives thrown at him so often#my art#my characters#fae#Faedril silvarin#dnd oc#dnd character#dungeons and dragons#art
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Thinking about Elizabeth Woodville as a gothic heroine is making me go insane. She entered the story by overturning existing social structures, provoking both ire and fascination. She married into a dynasty doomed to eat itself alive. She was repeatedly associated with the supernatural, both in terms of love and death. Her life was shaped entirely by uncanny repetitions - two marriages, two widowhoods, two depositions, two flights to sanctuary, two ultimate reclamations - all paralleling and ricocheting off each other. Her plight after 1483 exposed the true rot at the heart of the monarchy - the trappings of royalty pulled away to reveal nothing, a never-ending cycle of betrayal and war, the price of power being the (literal) blood of children. She lived past the end of her family name, she lived past the end of her myth. She ended her life in a deeply anomalous position, half-in and half-out of royal society. She was both a haunting tragedy and the ultimate survivor who was finally free.
#elizabeth woodville#nobody was doing it like her#I wanted to add more things (eg: propaganda casting her as a transgressive figure and a threat to established orders; the way we'll never#truly Know her as she's been constantly rewritten across history) but ofc neither are unique to her or any other historical woman#my post#wars of the roses#don't reblog these tags but - the thing about Elizabeth is that she kept winning and losing at the same time#She rose higher and fell harder (in 1483-85) than anyone else in the late 15th century#From 1461 she was never ever at lasting peace - her widowhood and the crisis of 1469-71 and the actual terrible nightmare of 1483-85 and#Simnel's rebellion against her family and the fact that her birth family kept dying with her#and then she herself died right around the time yet another Pretender was stirring and threatening her children. That's...A Lot.#Imho Elizabeth was THE adaptor of the Wars of the Roses - she repeatedly found herself in highly anomalous and#unprecedented situations and just had to survive and adjust every single time#But that's just...never talked about when it comes to her#There are so many aspects of her life that are potentially fascinating yet completely unexplored in scholarship or media:#Her official appointment in royal councils; her position as the first Englishwoman post the Norman Conquest to be crowned queen#and what that actually MEANT for her; an actual examination of the propaganda against her; how she both foreshadowed and set a precedent#for Henry VIII's english queens; etc#There hasn't even been a proper reassessment of her role in 1483-85 TILL DATE despite it being one of the most wildly contested#periods in medieval England#lol I guess that's what drew me to Elizabeth in the first place - there's a fundamental lack of interest or acknowledgement in what was#actually happening with her and how it may have affected her. There's SO MUCH we can talk about but historians have repeatedly#stuck to the basics - and even then not well#I guess I have more things to write about on this blog then ((assuming I ever ever find the energy)#also to be clear while the Yorkists did 'eat themselves alive' they also Won - the crisis of 1483-85 was an internal conflict within#the dynasty that was not related to the events that ended in 1471 (which resulted in Edward IV's victory)#Henry Tudor was a figurehead for Edwardian Yorkists who specifically raised him as a claimant and were the ones who supported him#specifically as the husband of Elizabeth of York (swearing him as king only after he publicly swore to marry her)#Richard's defeat at Bosworth had *nothing* to do with 'York VS Lancaster' - it was the victory of one Yorkist faction against another#But yes the traditional line of succession was broken by Richard's betrayal and the male dynastic line was ultimately extinguished.
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