#he WOULD do it

[damianito]

Cat against cat crime

[vanglaggle]

cross poly initiation test they all piss in a bowl and make him drink it

[dave-should-breed-karkat]

[lesbiansfor-blackbeard]

the comedy potential in neil opening various credit cards under his father's name and just racking up debt that his father doesn't know about and THATS how the fbi gets him, no exy required

[ineffag-swag]

I would trust Dr. Reid with my top surgery

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Soap got his Mohawk because he thought it was cool but I raise you an alternative.

His niece/nephew got the haircut but hated it so much so to make them feel better he cut his hair the same way and has kept it ever since

[lovefrombegonia]

Hear me out: Yue Qingyuan in Selina's wedding dress

Just imagine his long hair in a bun!

[thearoaceshark]

Transfem Leo fanfics be like:

Leo: – secretly wearing skirts in her room –

Raph: What are you doing?

Leo: aAH–

[scringleydingleydoo]

no babe your fine, its just the fact that you basically declared war against a centuries long monarchy because one of the civilians gave you a big mac caught me off guard

[malkaleh]

Currently thinking about a Ballad Of Songbirds And Snakes AU in which Snow forces both Sejanus and Lucy into, I was going to say not into marriage but I could absolutely see Snow being like ‘they are MINE this is a different thing than my dynastic marriage’

And anyway Lucy and Sejanus getting imprisoned in luxury somewhere so Snow :vomit puke: can have his ‘beloved ones safe/away from anyone who can touch them’ and yeah, that includes their children probably. (Those children are allowed to marry other people but they absolutely have to stay within the compound Snow built).

And that is the final horror the rebels find @lorata @kawuli

[soulatsiege]

"I wish Stannis cared less about what I do" the only reason Stannis stops being annoying and caring about what you do is because he finally hit his limit and he's killing himself in three days

[vegapunk-aurora]

If Net Piece makes it to Dressrosa I DEMAND that Bartolomeo do the 4Kids opening theme rap

[judas-isariot]

Yoshi would kill a terf.

[portuguesedisaster]

I'm really hoping Jon is not resorting to hanging around in sewers.

[mean-vampyre]

I really really really want 1950s jughead to snap and start outing everyone in riverdale

[mokakoto]

Endeavor: Everything would be best if I die *sad flame noises*

Izuku: *pops out some rubble* Why yes, wanna some help with that? I have various methods here *grabs a thick folder* my favourite is the one where I get to spray you with some good o' fire extinguisher liquid. If you cry, it's a plus. Also-

Villains: *visible confusion*

In another part of the city

Shoto: *smiles*

Iida: What's so funny?

Shoto: I suddenly feel like I know happiness.