i am literally so fucking funny it's crazy like you have never met someone as funny as me john mullaney kill yourself just assume nothing i say is serious unless i use tone tags
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Vampire who's also Frank Sinatra:
I'm Fang Sinatra
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Hi there 👋,
My name is Mohammad, and I’m reaching out in a moment of desperate need. I’m a father of three young children living in Gaza, and we are caught in the midst of a catastrophic war. Our home is no longer a safe haven, and the future here seems increasingly uncertain. 💔
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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Rakan Zaqout from Gaza.🍉 I am reaching out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraising campaign. I lost both my home and my school, my parents lost their jobs too, due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions.💔
I kindly ask you to visit our campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom.🕊
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i've had to shit for the past three hours and now i finally can.
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Hello my friend, I'm sorry for the inconvenience. I'm trying to get my family and children out of the Gaza war. My husband is sick and needs medical care, and his treatment costs are high. Can you help me with this? I will be really grateful to you.🙏🏻🥺
please donate to fatima's gofundme! https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-albalawi-family
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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes
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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT COIN AND ED MEETING UP. IM LIKE JESUS IF HE WROTE FANFICTIONS AND PREDITED THE FUTURE
You know funnily enough I have ALSO called myself Jesus if he wrote fanfiction and predicted the future.
...Why the fuck do you know that..? Are..... are you in my head.........?
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i didn't read the instructions before i pressed the buttons.
It's "See how well you can follow instructions" time ya lil fuckers!!
Here's a poll, you can't press any of the options, that's the only rule, no voting. Reblogs, likes, and comments are totally allowed, you just can't vote
You all have one week, let's see how this goes
@maryland-no-rabies Tagging cause I need people to see this
Have fun !!
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the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night
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dearest writer
yes you can call me dookie. you wouldn't be the first you most certainly will not be the last seeing as DukieWukie is my name on twt. i think we're gonna see ed going to coin for their two year trip. and the WCI arc is going to be zosan coded....
lovingly
me
My darling little dookie,
I was so ready for a
NEVER CALL ME DOOKIE
But this is much better. Muuuuch better. Hehehehhehehehhehe.
Both fairly reasonable assumptions. We shall see.
With inordinate amounts of swagger,
Me
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dearest ear eyes.
it's me
i'm back
got hospitalized for a bit but such is the ao3 author curse be.
just read the name reveal chapter for coin.
i think i know where ed is going to for two years.
i cant wait to read the next one in my hospital bed fighting off the curse once more
btw you can call me duke :)
with the cold cut regards
me
Dearest darling,
H U H ?
POOKIE WHAT???????? HOW DOES THIS CURSE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. God maybe you people do have reason to be afraid for me.
Also tell when me you think Ed is going PLEASE I wanna hear y’all’s THEORIES.
W — would you be mad if I called you dookie. Be honest.
Get better you FUCK,
Me
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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
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honestly i've been seeing more and more of gen z actually ACCEPT gen alphas humor lately. even making their own memes for it. which just goes to show that gen z can't hate smth funny for long cause we are as a generation fucking hilarious.
watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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