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#dk kaoru just gives me STRONG 2000s avril lavigne vibes#he IS the motherfucking princess#kaoru sakurayashiki#sk8 the infinity#sk8 cherry blossom#sk8 fanart#my art#2023
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boy dinner
#princess tutu#ptonic week 2024#ptonic week#princess tutu fanart#fakir#mytho#this is bordering on non platonic but shh theyre cute#i love imagining them hanging out when things were less tense#like we dont talk enough about how they grew up together and are literally besties#so heres them on a cute picnic similar to the one Mytho and Rue were on in the first couple of episodes#i really like the idea that Mytho likes going on picnics with Fakir and Rue#bc he cant differentiate his feelings he just sees it as a fun past time#idk theyre adorable#Fakir being soft around Mytho is something we also never saw enough#for good reason but still#like you cant tell me he isnt smiling at this goofy heartless motherfucker all the time!!!!#anyway im crying#cant wait to do more#picnic
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tell me I'm wrong
#look me in the eyes. look at me in the marrow of my bones and in the depths of my cobwebs and ashen soul. tell me i'm wrong#I'M NOT#“motherfucker i wish i could say you'd die alone” I WAS ALREADY HEARING ROWAN IN THAT MOMENT#and if ryan or another writer/producer in the film considered heir of fire? READ heir of fire?#what's going to happen to me? i'll be inconsolable.#none of you will be able to talk to me for months#i'll talk to myself. i'm a yapper. we know this#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#rowan and aelin#prince rowan whitethorn#princess aelin galathynius#celaena sardothien#throne of glass series#heir of fire#queen of shadows#books by sarah j maas#never you mind that i had to reach up to my shelf to open this book#mind you this is only in heir of fire. i'm lowkey scared of qos or eos rowaelin#how much more poolverine am i gonna find there#even though Cavill made a cameo and he was our go to fancast for Rowan#I HATE THAT WADE FLINCHES 😭❤️#JAIL FOR YOU FOR THAT LOGAN
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hey so nobody fucking talk to me.(2)
#yes this is about opportunist#I've finally played princess and the dragon#GOD I HATE THAT LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER#he's my favorite#but godddddd#slay the princess#stp voice of the opportunist#slay the princess spoilers#the princess and the dragon#slay the princess the pristine cut spoilers
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So I’ve been watching people play Princess Peach Showtime recently and my brain decided to hyperfixate on a random mini boss.
The Figure Skater mini boss to be exact.
I don’t know why or how he wormed his way into my brain but I love this random boss so much for no apparent reason.
Help me.
#random#princess peach showtime#nintendo#motherfucker made himself at home in my brain#he just sitting in there#living rent free in my head#hyperfixation is a bitch#help
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Haha wouldn't it be funny if Peter chased Andy in a tutu?
Wait no- come back
No please-
#thebekashow#art#peter the pumpkin#aaf#andy's apple farm#andys apple farm#aaf peter#aaf andy#andy the apple#tutu#he's a motherfucking pretty princess.#/ref
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#I KNOW WHAT GOD REALLY WANTS DAMN IT#HE WANTS ME TO KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING SELF#THAT’S WHY HE LET GEGE AKUTAMI MAKE THIS FUCKED UP MANGA#AUGHH#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#my preety princess pls you didn’t deserve this☹️☹️☹️☹️
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Sometimes a silly bird disguised as a human sits on a dragon's hoard of gold and tries to seduce him.
Community label for it being vaguely suggestive I guess.
Art taglist : @jezifster @isabellebissonrouthier (feel free to ask to be added to the list!)
#art#my art#sketches#the fall of neseah#mecarevainen#look. he has a dragon boyfriend. he will sit seductively on said dragon boyfriend's hoard#i think it is very funny that this guy is just collecting loved ones. he has a wife. a dragon boyfriend/mate. a fae boyfriend.#he's highly unusual for his species not because he has a bunch of partners but because none of them are phoenixes#like they're not supposed to be able to shapeshift he's just a very good mage and kind of insane#(runs in the family. look at Maran.)#which means that he gets to do that#and literally every other phoenix ever is like 'yeah this is Mecarevainen he's fucking weird but he's pretty cool we like him'#'did you hear he turned himself into a human man last week ?'#'oh yeah he got human married to a human lady. wild'#his exes either find it very funny or very annoying#his kids (HE HAS PHOENIX CHILDREN. THIS IS A FATHER OF MANY KIDS and not a deadbeat the birds r just all adults)#probably are aware of his shenanigans#and once he has kids with Ulevan (the human queen) they probably visit like hello siblings! !!!#making neseah an interesting place for a while. there's just a fuckton of birds that speak directly in your brain#because their half siblings just happen to be the princes and princesses of the country#and nowadays most of this is considered legends that probably hold a part of reality (the very skilled mages n the queen having an affinity#-for the birds) but no one actually thinks Ulevan had children with a legit fucking phoenix and her kids were half birds.#Mecarevainen is the funniest motherfucker I've written lately
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Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die
#so much emotional shit been happening during the marineford arc im gonna come out of this feeling like a jaded war soldier#seeing coby having a downright full-on panic attack while bodies fall to the ground around him?? isnt this kid like 15-17#and literally any scene where some shit happens to luffy is absolutely mortifying in nature ever since drum island#one piece sets itself up like ''lol look at these pirate friends getting into hijinks and saving each other and conquering the world!''#but then shit gets crazy every time#i can no longer in good conscience recommend this without warning people abt how scary it gets sometimes#i feel like the first taste comes during arlong park where we see nami repeatedly stabbing herself#then with us seeing zoro's wound stapled shut and bleeding like a motherfucker as he still tries to fight#because they couldn't get professional medical help even if they probably saw his fucking guts and ribcage#but shit just keeps getting more terrifying every arc#alabasta? civil war. we see the princess of her country screaming her lungs out in vain for her people to stop fighting#sky island? mass genocide. for funsies. by a man so hopped up on delusions and apathy he thinks it's funny#water 7? we see the downfall of ohara and robin trying to Fucking Commit Suicide because she finally found ppl who like her#thriller bark--THRILLER BARK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.#seeing brook's crew sing together one last time as they all progressively drop dead one by one until only one is left#and the utter terror as we see zoro standing surrounded by his own blood in a 20 foot radius around him#impel down we see the horrors of the world government and how they treat their prisoners with layers of hell#and marineford we see a war even worse than that which we saw in alabasta#horrible horrible shit
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Smellerbee had dug up some scissors somewhere, Jet muses as he jogs ahead of Longshot. She must have unless the new kid managed to cut half his hair off with the little pigsticker-pocket knife squirreled away. Jet does not resist ruffling his hand in the newly shorn, scruffy bristles on the kid's head. He also does not manage to dodge the knife-sharp elbow he got in the gut for his trouble.
Zuko’s Life Changing Road Trip With The Freedom Fighters AU
#art tag#zuko#zuko atla#smellerbee#smellerbee atla#jet#jet atla#longshot is also there just barely rendered or mentioned :(#zuko's life changing roadtrip with the freedom fighters au#god jet thinks. he really likes him. the new cheap tshirt the new cheap haircut. the scowl freed from behind sleek bangs hits Jet#like the elbow to his stomach all over again. breathless.#it's a far cry from the bedraggled rain soaked wraith they'd found on the side of the road#now if only jet could get a fucking name out of him. literally any name would work.#jet is thisclose to calling him spirit--the princess mononoke acting motherfucker.
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this just in: local real, actual person i know in the real world wants to fight my best friend's partner's little brother. who is 12 years old. because he, quote, "looked at him funny".
#why do i talk to this motherfucker#hes literally racist#and homophobic#and transphobic also actually#he took an “are you homophobic quiz” and was super proud of himself for getting a 31% homophobic score#“its better than i thought i'd get” he said#LIKE MY GUY.#THAT IS NOT AN ACHIVEMENT#hes just a total jerk actually#anyways a little while ago i loaned him my copy of twilight princess since he wanted to play it#and i asked him some other time if he played ace attorney and he was like#“no all the characters are gay so that would make me gay”#so i said “by that logic playing twilight princess makes you a furry”#uh and so he still hasnt even started it#he said he'd give it back in a week or two#its been almost 3#he hasnt started yet#fuck this guy actually#he kissed me once without consent#his middle name is fredrick#he told a bunch of guys my friends were making out#actually i hate him#im gonna ask for twilight princess back now that im done writing this
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#I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT#MARIO MARIO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER#HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PRINCESS#THAT'S RIGHT#HE TOOK HIS PLUMBER FUCKIN' MOUSTACHEY DICK OUT#AND HE PISSED ON MY fucking WIFE#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS#this big#AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM#MARIO MARIO#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS MUSHROOM EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#*pppffpbbppbbbttt*#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#TALL SPIKES#NO MAMAS#NO MIAS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#HE FUCKED MY PRINCESS#SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER FIREBALL PISS#except i'm not gonna piss on the earth#i'm gonna go higher#i'm PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOONN#*piano chord* *piano chord* *piano chord* .... ... well i guess it's just something people do !
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This is the second time Jumin has said something that made the chat think the rumors were true
#prince's gaming tag#does he do this in all the routes where I pursue another man? bc i know this doesn't happen with Jaehee#if i had a nickel everytime the rumors might turn out to be true id have two nickels which isnt a lot but weird it happened twice#i will say Jumin really is the funniest motherfucker in this game#most of my screenshots are him saying shit#and what sucks is im almost certain hes not like this in his route bc he lowkey loses it when his cat runs away#imma hope there's a shred of his humor in his route bc imma need it to get through the princess crap
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ford will never cease being the funniest motherfucker in this show because his introduction is setting him up as Impossibly Cool and every scene after that makes sure we know he is Not.
hes a whiny little princess ("wait you took mY nAmE??"). he has a stupid fucking ego but is also the most insecure bitch ever. he is gods most Inconsiderate princess. every cool scene with him is So Contrived its basically canon he is trying to one up stan So Hard.
not even to MENTION journal 3. hes so very in love with fiddleford mcgucket its EMBARASSING. he does not feel any suspicion abt a gap in memory after a convo abt the MEMORY GUN. he trusted the demon he summoned. whos summoning had "DONT SUMMON" underneath.
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Y'all know those insecure girlfriends on tiktok when their boyfriend does their makeup accurately, they go “what bitch taught you that?” yeah, Gojo is the male version of that.
He knows he is attractive, and that everyone dotes on him. But you look out of this world. Everybody wants you. Like all of his friends have tried to hit on you a few times. They said it's just playful, but his insecurities kicked in.
One evening, you showed up to one of his totally unserious basketball games with his homies, cheering him every time he dunks.
“Suguru, my girl's watchin'. Gotta show off a bit, yeah?” he smirks, licking his lips his reflexes were so good that barely anyone else could keep up with him. It was like he had drank 10 liters of energy drink with the sudden speed boost.
You hopped in his arms when the match was over, peppering his face with kisses as he enjoyed his victory, showing a middle finger to suguru to which he rolled his eyes.
“you look so cool when you jump so high, toru!” you squealed in happiness. He really did look cool.
“hehe, you liked that, baby? Jumped a little higher just for you.” he kissed your forehead.
“hate to say it, but he is undefeated.” suguru spoke up. “feel like we need to put you on the court, y/n just to distract him so we can win.” your cheeks started burning up at that. You and satoru have been dating for a few months, but you were still not used to the way everyone talks about him as if he's a simp for you. well, he is and should be.
“i would still win though.” your eyes shifted to gojo. You were a little offended at that, even though it was just messing around. It was his habit.
“alright. Let's have a 1v1” the men did not miss the shift of your tone. Suguru knew satoru might be in trouble, while the white haired wasn't worrying about it too much. Because you're not too savvy with basketball aside from what he's taught you, and he is a pro. Sure, you would be mad later, but nothing he can't make up to you.
The boys spread in corners, as you and gojo exchanged a competitive gaze—yours was competitive and his was more of a “i love when you get riled up”—before the match began. The game was not anything serious, so all you had to do was score five points. It was a piece pf cake for gojo but you were being surprisingly competitive. You scored two points just as soon as he did. His homeboys thought that gojo was going easy on you but suguru knew he was struggling. But he lives up to his name and score two points, making him just 1 score away from his sweet victory. There's no way you can win now. If you miss this chance, it's over. But you remembered something someone had taught you and all that “i'd still win though” just pumped up enough adrenaline and oh. my. god.
Gojo's jaw dropped as you shot a three pointer, your lips widening into an evil grin, and all the boys cheered at your win. You were sure they're gonna tease him about today until eternity. Toru was impressed…well, for a few seconds before he hit you with a,
“which motherfucker taught you that? because I don't remember teaching you this yet.” you were laughing but his reaction was genuine.
“hey, c'mon now. don't call me a motherfucker.” suguru slid in, a hand resting on gojo's arm. “i'm a good teacher, aren't I?” he winked at you.
“the fuck? When the fuck did you teach her?”
“last week when we were playing at toji's party.” gojo was too busy playing beer bong at that time.
“thank you, suguru. And you…" you looked at your man, "where is allat “but I'd still win though” attitude?” you mocked him.
“ight fine. you got me. i was just messin' around and ya'know that. don't get mad at me, baby,” he snaked an arm around your waist. “we're both winners. We gotta celebrate properly, right?” he leaned closer to your ears.
“now let's see who wins in the bedroom, tonight. hmm? You know i gotta settle the score, princess.”
#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo fluff#jjk fluff#jjk x reader#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru x y/n#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x you
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reader fucking rafe so he can get her an expensive item he didn’t wanna get her previously? like when he’s cumming she will ask just so he says yes
plsss bc this man would be so pussy drunk he’d say yes to anything! thank you for the request nonnie <333
CW: reader lowkey manipulates rafe into buying her something, unprotected sex (it’s all i write, sorry), praise, dirty talk, slight breeding kink, maybe sub!rafe and dom!reader? idk you tell me.
You wanted those heels so bad. You knew Rafe would tell you no though, he’d already dropped a couple grand on you this month and you could hear him now, “No baby, not this time. I love spoiling you, but I also need to teach you how to take no for an answer sometimes.” It happens every time.
It’s not that he can’t afford it, hell he could buy you ten pairs of the heels you wanted and more but he didn’t want you to become a “spoiled brat” as he’d say.
You needed to find a way to get him to say yes, and you knew exactly how to get him to give in. Was it manipulation? Possibly… But you weren’t harming anyone, you were simply going to let him fuck you so you could get what you wanted in return. Rafe always got drunk off your pussy, so the likelihood of him saying no while he’s balls deep inside you were slim.
You’re currently straddling Rafe’s hips, his cock buried deep inside you while you gyrate your hips. His fingers dig into your thighs, gripping at them tightly while his head is pressed into the soft pillows, eyes squeezed shut as he groans.
“Fuck, princess. That feels so fuckin’ good, don’t stop.”
The corners of your lips tilt up into a smirk. You place your palms flat on his toned chest, digging your nails into the skin as you begin to bounce yourself up and down his length. You dip your head down, your lips kissing and licking the sweat slick skin of his neck. You kiss your way up to his ear, lightly nipping at the lobe before sucking it into your mouth.
You release it with a pop, letting a soft moan escape you, the sweet sound traveling right to his head from how close you were. You lift your hips slowly, leaving just the tip of his cock inside you before you slam yourself back down. Rafe groans again, his nails biting into the skin of your hips.
“Goddamn, you’re so fucking perfect. I fuckin’ love you, you know that?” He rasps, his eyes popping open, his bright blue oceans consume you.
You smile, bringing your bottom lip between your teeth as you continue to fuck yourself on his dick. “Yeah? I love you too, baby.”
Rafe’s dick swells inside you, and you know he’s close by the way his grip tightens on your hips and the curses and grunts flowing freely from him. Rafe is his most vulnerable when coming, and you know that’s your best shot at getting him to say yes to anything you ask.
“You gonna cum for me, daddy?”
Rafe groans, biting down hard on his bottom lip. “Fuck. Fuck yeah, gonna fill this sweet cunt up with my cum, goddamn.”
His dick pulses inside you. You pick up the pace of your hips, moving up and down his length faster and harder while you dig your perfectly manicured nails into his chest. Rafe breathes out a slow curse as his warm cum spills deep inside you.
“Can I get those shoes? Ya know, as a reward for treating you so good today?”
Rafe’s hands slide to your ass, gripping the fatty flesh tightly in his palms as he rides out his orgasm. The next words from his lips have you smiling in victory. “Yes. Fuck yes, you can have whatever you want, baby girl.”
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