#he HAD to

[laismoura-art]

Lúcifer: Can you at least try to see things through my perspective??

Alastor: *holds back a laugh*

Lúcifer: Don't you dare

Alastor: I must

Lúcifer: DON'T!

Alastor: IT'S STRONGER THAN ME!!

Lúcifer: ALASTOR, I SWEAR TO GOD--

Alastor: *crouches down*

Lúcifer: Did you really, really have to??

Alastor: I would literally implode otherwise.

Lúcifer: I'll keep that in mind...

[nicholas-wolfwood]

@orangetintedglasses || Continued

Well, it counted as fun for him! He can't help the cackle, but gives some mercy by not attacking further. As hilarious as it would be.

"No, but it sure was worth it~!"

[thewriterowl]

do you think baby luke cried when owen made him shoot womprats that were getting into the farm?

100% did. Like he cried often the first few times. Then, Owen took his hand and led him over to some stones to sit on, sharing some chilled bantha-milk that are normally stored for special holidays and occasions, and spoke to him;

"Kid, I don't want you to ever think you need to apologize for crying over taking a life. From these vermin to the dragons in the dunes to, well, anything else this blasted scorched earth may make you do. We kill to survive here and, cause of that, we know the value of life better than many of those in the spoiled core worlds. Kill when you have to. The rats come close? Send warnings. As long as they don't destroy us, we won't destroy them. But they're smart enough...when they pass that line, you gotta make a call. And you will need to learn to live with that--cause your aunt and I want you to survive."

Owen talks to him about the beauty and ugliness of life, of survival, and how these things maybe should haunt a person, to ensure they still whatever truly is a soul, but that making a choice to protect isn't something to underestimate and can be the hardest moment, where you may falter for a second or maybe it doesn't hit you until later what you did, in your life.

I for sure think Luke as an child, maybe into his teens, felt so much guilt killing these creatures who are surviving on a planet ruined long ago by people like him.

I also think, later in the night, after the celebrations have ended and he realizes how heavy the medal is in his hand as the echos of that explosion rang through his eyes, that, though the right thing, his uncle was correct in how choosing to protect, and the consequences of such, can be delayed.

[aintitfierce]

Sirree: Oh no-- Papa, the power went out! Vanya: Do not begin to worry, Virtuous Sirree! Vanya: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Sirree: What-? Papa! Vanya: Pretty Vanya has swallowed a glow stick! Sirree, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

[spyderschaos]

First one done!!

Thx to @per4mancecheck for letting me use her design as inspo!!

Here’s her design

Yea I used the same pose, I couldn’t think of anything else ok 😭

[somedaytakethetime]

Well..

.. we ain't smiling now...

[toji-bunny-girl]

The way I thirsted over my pookie boos sexy men for over a whole hour–

[tumblestonesa]

we all know he had to. not as though petrel’s his real name either

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[nicholas-wolfwood]

“Yanno those ads like; ‘Bobby Joe’s Plumbing! We’ll repair what your husband ‘fixed’!’ shit? People like Knives is the reason those exist.”

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[gwydionae]

Behold, one of my best friend's Halloween costumes, recorded and uploaded by a complete stranger with over a million views on tiktok! (I'm so proud!!)