#he :0

[freakfangstm]

gives him a big teddy bear

Oh it's soft like velvitine. His mouth is gapped open, a fly could fly right in. “........Never had a..valentines before.” He admits. Gasp. The Eddie Munson has never had a valentines.

[trekkerac]

he's like a faulty lightbulb

[sabertoothwalrus]

it's nico the catboy's birthday but I just had the flu (fine now)(got my flu shot a couple weeks ago so it was mild) so nico has to suffer with me

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[kibermonakh]

sooooo triple-S team (Starscream-Soundwave-Shockwave) being the High Guard means that they are far older than Megatron and probably worked with Primes directly… just like Sentinel... And before carrying out his betrayal, he could have tried to rizz them (and fail miserably) so that they would more likely to continue working for him...

[nedlittle]

it drives me bonkers the way people don't know how to read classic books in context anymore. i just read a review of the picture of dorian gray that said "it pains me that the homosexual subtext is just that, a subtext, rather than a fully explored part of the narrative." and now i fully want to put my head through a table. first of all, we are so lucky in the 21st century to have an entire category of books that are able to loudly and lovingly declare their queerness that we've become blind to the idea that queerness can exist in a different language than our contemporary mode of communication. second it IS a fully explored part of the narrative! dorian gray IS a textually queer story, even removed from the context of its writing. it's the story of toxic queer relationships and attraction and dangerous scandals and the intertwining of late 19th century "uranianism" and misogyny. second of all, i'm sorry that oscar wilde didn't include 15k words of graphic gay sex with ao3-style tags in his 1890 novel that was literally used to convict him of indecent behaviour. get well soon, i guess...

[milkywayes]

there's downsides to ranking high in the hierarchy [prints]

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[swampybogg]

[cainternn]

when theres meshi in the dungeon

[majunju]

"girlfriend" (more ab rielle here)

[archiepelago]

You’re on a path—

Hey wait that’s not a princess.

[fraternum-momentum]

babe, wake up, new white guy just dropped

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Fic Idea where Fiddleford helps Stan rebuild the portal, but Stan finds out that Fiddleford has a wife and he's like

"You have a WIFE?? That DIDN'T marry you to steal your car and money???? What are you DOING here???"

"Yeah, well.... She's better off thinking I'm dead somewhere....."

"A WIFE. That LOVES you. Get outta here and go explain yourself, Idiot!!"

"She and our son shouldn't have to deal with--"

"YOUR SON???!!?!!??"

Anyways, so Stan helps Fiddleford reach out and explain himself to his wife, but expresses that he wants to keep being in Gravity Falls, so his wife and kid go to live with them in The Shack instead.

Blah blah blah, bonding happens, Stan bags Fiddleford AND his wife and becomes a step dad, God bless 🙏

[ottosbigtop]

Poppy found Cooper’s egg okay that’s her little brother OKAY.

They’re family. To Me. If u even care.

[mymoonymine]

Remus Lupin was NOT the casanova of the gryffindor tower. His friends only called him that JOKINGLY because he was friends with the girls that asked him help with their homework cause he’s nice and quiet. That man was a loser and a nerd (affectionate) with zero pull