#hcundoom

[kingartoria]

Spitter's are quitters, Saber. And I know you are not a quitter.

          “Lancer, you know I’m not one to back down from a challenge -- but I’m afraid I don’t quite understand. What is it I’m supposed to be swallowing? a new drink?”  

@hcundoom

[treasuredlotus]

❁ @hcundoom​  ❁

                     ❁⋯ ❛   Such   a   CUTE   puppy   you  have!   ❜  a   delight   CHIMED   with   excitement   &   hands   came   firmly   together.   a   spring   in   her   step like   a   summer’s   breeze,   whilst   a   smile   reflected   that very grace.   dog   WAGGED   it’s   tail,   about   to   welcome   affection!!    a   moment   like   none   other!    And yet,  not   every   moment   lasts   forever  (  heart DROPS )   as   the   master   tugged   it   away;   who   was   unfortunately   not   the   mister   in   front   of   her.   surely   it   looked   as   if   he   were   holding   the   leash?    Embarrassment   followed   along   with  disappointment  (evident on face),   a   hand     placed   behind   one’s   neck.    

                            ❛   Sorry, I thought that was your puppy.   ❜ ⋯ ❁

[ardenssolis]

@hcundoom​​ ​said (inbox):

*Gives him a pat on the back* Yo, Sun Butt.

     A POINTED STARE WAS offered the other the moment they touched him, eyes narrowing with instant displeasure from such a familiar gesture. Then that atrocious nickname... It was as if this ridiculous Lancer had a 'kill me' sign directly on his back. ❝Truly you are lucky that I am in such a benevolent mood today to overlook your poor manners, Lancer.❞ Benevolent, or maybe just too lazy to bother with it. Even Ozymandias had his moments where he was more tolerant if only because the energy it took to be the opposite was unappealing on this nice, fairly quiet day. Calling him 'Sun Butt' ...

[liegeborn]

@hcundoom replied to your post: Does your crush like you?            ...

Oi,master. Whats not to like about you? I would have married you if I knew you when I was still alive.

         “ h - huh?! ”   had she been drinking water, she would had spit it out.  instead, she just kinda chokes on her spit for a second with a coughing fit.  “ w - well  uh .... do you want an itemized list? i can do that for you! ” 

[maledicti-oculi]

hcundoom replied to your post: Doesn’t have to worry about marriage, cause no one...

Coughs

🐍— ❝Sounds like you’re coming down with a cold, Lancer.❞

[ryogai]

@hcundoom​ replied to your post: “Father’s Day..?” “Well it’s Cu’s birthday too so...

Well I am a father too I guess. So double the love?

“I can work with that! So do you want something special made for dinner and some hugs to go with it, Cu?”

[counterforced]

@hcundoom​ is acting like a bitch in heat!:  -Bends him over and dry humps to assert dominance-

  Emiya had been minding his own business tinkering with the toaster that had gotten broken AGAIN by a servant fascinated with modern technology. He didn’t bother to pay Cu much mind, until he heard him walk up behind him. Getting bent over before he could react, he felt Cu dry humping him like some horny teenage boy desperate to lose his virginity! 

    Struggling to not drop the toaster, while being thankful he had his jacket and pants covering his ass under attack, he quickly planned his counter-attack. Once he managed to place the toaster gently down on the floor, he waited for the perfect moment to strike!

   Grabbing Cu by his ankles, Emiya pushed all his weigh back as Cu leaned back to go into another thrust, causing both to fall back. Wasting no moments at their sudden position change with Cu flat on his back, Emiya swiftly sat his ass directly Cu’s face. Holding his ankles high up in the air, spread apart, while wearing a smug grin on his face.

               “Eat my entire asshole you horny little bitch!” 

 He knew lecturing him on public indecency was a lost cause (and hypocritical) so instead he choose to fight. Have fun trying to get Emiya to bottom for you Cu, makes it all the more reward when he comes out on top. 

[royaltyfated]

@hcundoom replied to your post

Its contagious. Go back to sleep. - Cu alter.

“Surely, it cannot be so contagious! Why aren’t you singing if you said so?!”

[vcsavi]

hcundoom replied to your post: all gilgamesh… is the same

“Say it louder.”

ALL GILGAMESH IS THE SAME

[priismata-a]

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@hcundoom asked: Yellow and Orange. Oh wow is this Illya IRL? I wanna be a magical girl too

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Yellow: Your writing is great! Keep it up! Orange: I can hear ____’s voice when I read your writing! Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them. Violet: I wish you would write more.

((Aw gosh, y’all are so nice with your yellows and oranges, guys~ Thanks a bunch for sending them in~

((And Cham & Cap, listen, if you just wanna RP with Illya, my inbox is always open~ If you have an idea, toss it at me~

((AND CAP, LISTEN AGAIN, I’D LOVE TO WRITE MORE BUT Y’KNOW, GACHA HELL’S A THING :’D

[kingartoria]

-feeds the Saber Lion a Lancer!-

              she’s COMING for you CU!

[verfurdc]

@hcundoom​  said ; Hey miss. You say I am the worse servant you ever heard of but then you look at Gilgamesh then back to me and you realize that I am not so bad. And I am sort of cute.

           " Well, your own words are quite deteriorating to your own persona don´t you think? on the other hand, I personally have not exchanged words with Gilgamesh, so it would be difficult for me to compare you to someone whom I don´t personally know apart from rumors. "

Oh dear... If king Gilgamesh was worse than Cu Chulainn, then that already was a thing to take in mind for the future. To simply not engage in a conversation with the king, of course.

"And my dear, regarding your last comment, if I were you, I would rather remain silent."

[darkwltch]

hcundoom replied to your post: “Humans merely breathing sucks. how dare they...

“Humans aint’ so bad.”

“they are nothing but pathetic excuses that take oxygen, you at least are a half breed, puppy. hence why I am okay with you. if you were a full human I can’t promise I wouldn’t try to murder you, Humans are alive because they have to be....this war was the best thing that happened since most of them are dead.”

[burdensword]

*With the help of master he was able to give her a necklace with the symbol of strength from his home land attached to it* Hey look im not good at doing many nice things suddenly but its the day of your birth.. and you're one of the strongest women I know so.. Take it. It stands for strength among other things.

Armored hands were suddenly grasping the King’s gift between them, a little stunned about his delivery. It hardly came to the King of Knights’ mind for seeing Lancer as the kind to grant her a gift. Cheeks were quick in featuring a faint blush over them, uncertain what to say. Mixed wave of emotions filled up the King’s chest…quite joyful to witness his reasons behind the design. Its cultural significance can only be a proud honor for any King of BRITAIN back then. Even now, Saber shall retain her pride as a king who received something from the ULSTER CYCLE. With a gentle smile, the King couldn’t help but hang the necklace around her slender neck. The porcelain skin was exposed, rid of any armor covering it while the necklace compliments her figure. Unfortunately she couldn’t keep it on as its fragile nature may be severed throughout battle by any enemy. She could never ask for such an outcome, thus wearing it on display for CU to witness the king. 

Admiration for the necklace added to a King being content with it, regardless of what he wished to say. The effort and thought put into this gift is enough for the King’s gratitude to shine through. Finally parting her lips to speak, a hand rests against her chest plate with the necklace’s symbol hovering around Saber’s heart. ❝ Oh…then this is the symbol of strength from your homeland, Lancer? Heh, it is quite beautiful and an honor to receive something like this from you. I-I thank you kindly for your gratitude. ❞

BIRTHDAY ASK || @hcundoom

[maledicti-oculi]

      𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖉, 𝖓𝖔 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘 

                                               𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖗 𝖜𝖊'𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖞 𝖇𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖓, 

                𝖘𝖔 𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖐 𝖚𝖕 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖎𝖙.  

[ryogai]

@hcundoom replied to your post “Date with Nix Shinko Date Fee: $50 Customer Comments: “Please erase my...”

Im going out hunting tonight. For no specific reason, whats his address?

“It’s alright, Cu.. I don’t know it and it’s not worth the trouble.”