#hazbin hotel McDonalds au

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Hello, I really love your Role Swap Adam and Charlie! They look super cool and I was wondering, will we see role swap Vaggie and Lute? Maybe Lute is a sinner/demon but hides that fact and Vaggie is still Charlie's right hand woman.

Mhm, someone asked me before but I failed to answer it. But yes, Lute probably lies about dying from her arm injury and works as the receptionist of the hotel, keeping records on each sinner that signs up there. Unlike Charlie and Vaggie in cannon, Lite and Adam are business partners and close friends, no romantic feelings involved.

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Incorrect Quotes for my Hazbin Hotel AU

Husk: what are you two doing? Maxie: Me and Evan are helping papa look for his donuts we ate two hours ago! --------- Maxie & Evan in the back of Husker’s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!   Angel: We have food at home.   Husk: *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*   Maxie & Evan: YAYYYYYY!   Husk: *orders one black coffee and leaves* --------- Evan, T-posing in the doorway: Morning dad!  Sir Pentious, not looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem child! --------- (Evan and Maxie coming back to the hotel after spending the day together) Angel: Why are you two covered in blood?! Maxie: Its alright Papa, It's not ours. Angel: Is that supposed to make me feel better?!?

[korizzybee]

HCs on being Noé’s Tween!sister (12-14)

Being the smarter sibling, not saying Noé is dumb…he’s just not the brightest

Ion care what anyone says Noé definitely knows how to cook (it’s them black genes in him) and he always makes sure you’re fed!!!

Noé trying to preserve your innocence

“No boyfriends until you’re my age!!!”

Also being a vampire and he’s so sweet he lets you drink blood from his arm to regain strength 🥹🥹

Y’all are definitely those clingy siblings who cuddle together you only really have each other in this world

Vanitas loves you very much he also views you as his little sister

I feel like Noé got you guy’s dad’s looks but mom’s personality, so you’d have the latter (unless you wanna have both dad’s looks and personality)

Patching him up after he battles people and scolding him about it

You do Noé’s hair, but you’d be damned if you let him do yours (I feel like he doesn’t know how to really do his own hair so unless you want knots DON’T LET HIM TOUCH!!!)

You, him, and Vanitas going around causing chaos 😭😭

You helping around the cafe, sweeping, taking orders, cleaning the tables etc

Being Domi’s little doll!! She dresses you up in frilly dresses and everything!!

Domi laying her head on your lap as she rants to you abt her crush on your big bro as you just play in her hair and say “oh wow….!! I would’ve never guessed you liked him….”

You and Vanitas being like BFFLs!!! Your dynamic is like the HEAVEN 2 HELL song (Hazbin Hotel)

You and Noé are both sassy asl so you have sass sessions together

Roland absolutely squealing when he meets you bc you’re so adorable? Can he adopt you? Let him put pigtails and bows in your hair pretty pls?

MODERN AU!!!

You, Noé, and Vanitas playing Crazy 8 together (cue Vanitas screaming bc he doesn’t have a red card and you keep hitting him with draw 4’s)

Vanitas being a dumb high school student (senior since he’s 18), Noé being and even dumber college student (freshmen cuz he 19), and you being a gifted middle school student so you tutor them both 😭😭😭

Noé driving you and Vanitas to school, him giving you a kiss on your forehead so you have a good day (platonic y’all we are NOT the tanizaki siblings….)

Late night McDonald’s runs? Late night McDonald’s runs.

You, Jeann, and Domi having girls nights and Noé and Vanitas always tryna crash it

Noé let’s you put make up on his face and he wears it proudly!!!

You, Noé, and Vanitas definitely do those “reading your confessions” videos on YouTube (one of you always end up traumatized 💀)

Imagine “acting like my brother for a whole day challenge” but with Noé

Sneaking onto Noé’s college campus to give him the answers to his next test and to see Domi

You eating Noé’s doordash and him not even being mad because he’s happy you’re getting food on your stomach!!! 😔😔😔

Always beating Noé in connect 4 bc he doesn’t know how to strategize LMFAO

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MCDONALDS HAZBIN HOTEL AU MEMES‼️

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McDonald's mc saying I have mcfallen holding a happy meal.

Or saying I'm about mcfreakin lose it.

Angel dusk :hey how much money do you have?

Mc Like 69 cents.

Angel dust : you know what that means.

Mc I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets 😭

Yes those are all vines I remember 😭

ANGEL I LOVE YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS MEME😭😭💗

McDonald’s au:

Anthony: so I’m sitting there…barbecue sauce on my titties.

Reader: *starts to die laughing to the point they fall to the ground*

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McDonald’s reader shutting down any rude customer:

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McDonald’s AU reader every time a person tries them:

Mcdonalds au! Reader needs a break-

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Modern au: Reader & Hazbin crew working at McDonald’s

“Hi welcome to McDonald’s-” Reader says but only to get interrupted by the customer

“Yeah yeah. I want a Big Mac, a chocolate shake, and a 20 pc nugget meal.”

“Damn big ass….you want another round of a Big Mac?” Reader says with unhinged tired look gripping the counter as Angel/Anthony side eyes reader concerned.

In camera room

Angel was facing the camera fluffing his blonde hair. “I mean I knew reader was always the snapping type to snap..but that was a little crazy..”

Outside of camera room

A Karen was yelling at Husk who just blinked into the abyss of nothing as the Karen kept yelling for a coupon. You had finished serving the rude customer as you grabbed some money In the cashier and slammed the money in the Karen’s face.

“Here! And never come again, b#*ch” you said with a straining smile as the Karen gave you a shocked look.

TIMESKIP TO LATER-

Charlie was sitting in the manger’s office doing her work files as vaggie bursted in making Charlie jump.

“CHARLIE!”

“Yes hon?” Charlie says with her friendly smile.

“READER IS OUT THERE FIGHTING WITH SOME ASSHOLE” vaggie yells grabbing Charlie by her wrist

“Wait WH-” before Charlie could say anything else Vaggie pulled her out the door

OUTSIDE OF MCDONALDS

Alastor was watching the fight go down behind the big glass mirror of the restaurant as husk and angel were yelling world star as they record you fighting.

Niffty was just mopping the floor smiling with a tune as Charlie and Vaggie rush past her to see reader fighting.

“GET EM! GET EM!”

“FUCK EM UP KID!”

Charlie and Vaggie exit through the front door to see you doing this to the customer:

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McDonald’s au!: Average day

It was a Friday as reader was in the break room reading a Batman comic book as husk comes in grumbling. Slamming the door as reader raised a brow, their eye bags seeming to be noticeably as they sat the comic down.

“What’s up your ass today?”

“Luckily it’s not you-”

“Ayo paus-” you said interrupting him only for him to do to you too

“Shut the fuck up kid…jeez. You’re worse than Anthony at times.” You just shrugged as you watched husk chug down a whole pot of coffee and burp it up.

IN CAMERA ROOM

Reader was facing the camera as they had their arms crossed and man spreading. “Literally, that guy has fuckin' drinking problems. But that’s not just from me.” Reader ends with a chuckle.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON

“oh YEAH?! OH YEAH? HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THIS COUNTER AND SHOVE MY MCFOOT UP YOUR MCASS!” Yells reader who is getting held back by husk who seemed to be spacing out by still holding tight to reader’s waist.

The customer who was being yelled at had made a racist comment towards reader as husk was only trying to defend their best friend only to get called an insult next. Snapping poor reader’s patience. Anthony was recording this for his Instagram as Alastor was peeping out the back with Niffty who is holding a broom.

Vaggie sighs going to go get Charlie as crashes and yells are heard in the background. A cash register is seen flying with a weave of the customer.