#hazbin Vox

[evolutionarypsyche]

#THE WAIST SQUEEEZZEEEEE

Awhile ago, there was a discussion about Vox and Val’s damaged antennas…🤔🤭📺🦋

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[milariro]

Staticapple week 2025 Day 01: First date

[knightshade26]

OLD PAL.

Alternative title: Hope the tracker isn't found.. (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

Vox giving him a souvenir with a tracker on it😌

RADIOSTATIC is Served ~

NEXT: ADAMSAPPLE 🫣

[labyrinthofsphinx]

Al, what’s the closet you’ve ever felt to love for Vox?

Oh, Alastor.

Thanks for the ask!

[silversodas]

Is Season 2 Set Up For Vox To Eat Shit?

I don’t know about you guys but it really seems like everything is set up for Vox to eat shit in Season 2

Like let’s take that weapons deal he was going to make with Carmine and was so sure he was going to land, that he advertised it before he even had anything set up with her

Yeeeeaaahhh I get the feeling she is not gonna wanna work with the Vees thanks to Velvette.

It doesn’t end there. Once Vox finds out Alastor is alive and is still living with Charlie and possibly Lucifer. He is most likely going to try and get in Charlie’s good graces.

Because while he is powerful, he seems to like people handing over power to him willingly (most likely another reason Alastor said no to his partner proposal). But hey in any case, that’s actually a really smart way to do things. Never take the money and run, make sure you can take the money and walk out.

Buuuuuttt thanks to Val that might be a problem

And she may not hold Vox responsible for what Val did to put himself on her black list but Vox is a major control freak. When he hears about Val pissing off the Princess of Hell, potentially landing their image in hot water he might have a come apart. Causing major friction between him and Val, perhaps even causing Val to lash out and brake his screen? And it being a rude wake up call to Vox that he doesn’t have as much control over Val as he thought he did.

[allastoredeer]

StaticRadio Poison AU

Basic details: back when Alastor rejected Vox’s business proposal, Vox managed to get his soul instead and Alastor’s been a face of VoxTek ever since. Just not in the way he anticipated.

[greenandsorrow]

This one was so spontaneous( and not proof read), but apparently you liked it quite a lot😅

~Her man child~

Headcanons 📻

Al can be a ruthless, intimidating and manipulative specimen. Still, he turns into a grinning goofball when in your presence.

When first meeting a demon such as Alastor, one of the things you notice before anything else is their dominating and confident aura.

BUT let me tell you something miss!!

No matter how soft or feminine, seductive, masculine/ androgynous, childish or serious you are... The deer man LOVES to be babied by you.

Only behind closed doors that is.

And I'm not even talking about your intimate moments yet!

Alastor, as someone with a lot in his mind -always planning his moves in advance and always controlling situations- likes the comforting and tender touch or words of a woman.

He can relax and allow someone else to take care of things for once.

It makes him all giggly and silly when you do baby him. To him, you're a nurturing presence just like his mother once was.

His braincells vanish and he just accepts anything you have in store for him.

You wanna squeeze his pale cheeks? Comb your fingers through his hair? Play some monstrosity of a game that Niffty suggested?

Count him in girl!!!

Cook for him and he'll forever be your protector.

Scratch his back and give him a massage after he was live on air and he'll turn into putty, little grunts of pleasure making you smile enough for your cheeks to hurt.

There's always this sparkle of a child's excitement when he comes to your room (chest full of pride and a smug grin on his face) to read you the notes for his next live transmittion.

His jealousy is also that of a child's.

A pout, a crease between his brows and hunched shoulders.... YOU WERE LAUGHING WHILE WATCHING TELEVISION????

How dare you? You traitor...

VOX made you laugh?!

No way.

Alastor is better. He's gonna prove himself to you.

Expect a ton of dad jokes. Expect him bullying all your friends just to see you crack a smile, because he's gonna know he's the reason behind it.

On the same note. What are boundaries?

The more you get to know Al, the more the gentleman persona gives way to an all consuming boy that wants ALL of your attention to himself.

He throws unnecessary tantrums.

Your deer man makes up little songs about how miserable he is when you choose to help Charlie in her drawings, instead of listening to him rumbling about a new way to embarrass Vox.

And he makes sure to sing them when you pass by.

Alastor is always hungry. It doesn't look like it, but this man is always munching on something.

He doesn't like his scars. But this aversion doesn't come from a place of insecurity about his appearance.

It's the meaning behind them that messes with his head.

A deer with the marks his predators left on him. He is not prey to anybody.

That's why he allows humans and demons alike to think of him as a Wendigo. It's less humiliating in his point of view.

But isn't that another childish response of denial to his demon manifestation?

He talks in his sleep, tossing and turning, shifting closer to you until you hardly have any space left on the bed.

You of course have fallen down from it. Luckily for you, his rugs are plush and thick.

He can go for hours without any rest whatsoever.

He loves loves LOVES eye contact. He relishes in the way your features contort in pleasure, the way you open your mouth for a soundless moan to escape, the subtle way your eyes roll back when he hits that spot deep inside you. He just has to see your face during the act.

Alastor is rather proud of his manhood. A bit arrogant even.

So, even though Al won't be the type to directly ask for reassurance on his performance, he finds the validation he needs in your body's reactions to him.

Mommy issues.

Again, it doesn't matter if you're more of a soft and submissive woman, or a powerful and dominant one, YOU ARE MOMMY.

And he's your boy. He's gonna please you till your legs are shaking and your toes are curling.

Are you a pillow princess? He's gonna fuck you like his life depends on it. Pounding into you, making sure you're full of his seed and content. Breeding kink<3

You like being in control of the situation? He's gonna let you have it. In reality, you both know that he can break you in half with one hand behind his back, but he allows you to have him like that.

It's such a big turn on for the radio demon to see you use his body as you please.

Because you don't use it and then discard it afterwards.

You make sure he's warm and cosy at the end of your steamy times. And he does the same with you.

His proper manners show on the way he's gentle with you, after lust gives way to tranquility.

Alastor has never used the word "aftercare" for it but he treats you like a queen regardless.

Once you're both in the bathtub and he's certain you're not in pain or in any discomfort, then he allows himself to relax.

And there he is... rubbing his head against your chest and letting out a small moan when you wrap your arms around his lean frame.

He's also more than happy to eat you out. This man has a very talented tongue and if he teases... Alastor likes to play, but he knows he's gonna be teased back and even denied relief so he is cautious about it.

When you go down on your knees for him, Alastor has to hold himself back from cumming just from the image in front of him.

You're aware of that, so you never go all out and he makes sure to keep his hips still. Lick his head like a lollipop and hold his balls through it and he'll be a whimpering mess, ears pulled back and drool collecting on his lower lip.

Al is big on bonding. He doesn't trust anyone so the fact that he trusts you... You're his partner for life (for afterlife?).

You're not complaining, are you?

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The explicit content one... I don't remember :(

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[lolarocksmith]

A silly little picture show, behind closed doors

Without background:

(NOT A SHIP!)

[kitsupine]

☆Stayed Gone 3D by Trixel on youtube redraw scene!!!! ☆

[stegosauricide]

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[activesplooger]

thinking about this rn

Another brain rot that's been in my drafts for a few days 🙃 >

SMUTSMUTSMUT MINORS LOOK AWAY

Something's happening to my brain, but imagine working for Valentino as an actor, and having some kind of fucked relationship with Vox at the same time - and the two of you are in his office, where he's already got you half naked. And your breath is heavy and your skin almost entirely red and sticky with sweat, when an alarm goes off on your phone - but Vox doesn't stop, forcing your legs apart for him to slide in-between and run his electric blue tongue up your heat, no matter much you beg him to stop, so you can check the blaring alarm going off.

And then you do, and it's a reminder that you're supposed to be on set in like 10 minutes, so you scramble to get yourself together, but Vox is pissed that you're still able to conceive any coherent thought other than him, him, him - and that's when you notice a little red dot at the top of his screen, that start blinking while he only quickens his pace abusing your sex.

"V-Vox - What.. what the hell is that?"

"If Val wants to film you being dicked down by some asshole, I might as well do it for you."

I have a problem fr I need to get a partner

[kenn-the-roach666]

Words a cannot describe how fucking FERAL I get when I see vox being a pathetic sad cringefail LOSER of a man istg he activates so many things in my brain until I physically roll around on the floor vibrating and screaming

[voxtekhnician]

The reason I thought of an AU where human Alastor summons demon Vox is because Alastor would totally look at this over 7ft demon who is glaring down at him, and currently threatening to electrocute him to death the minute he gets out of this damned circle, and just laugh.

[milariro]

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