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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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#When You Date In Secret But Everyone Knows Anyways

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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

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I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware

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watching the x files is like wow. love really is real. also what the fuck was that thing

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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

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x files insane bc it’s the only procedural i can think of where sometimes the episode just ends. no resolution, no answer, literally just ‘oh well we tried’ or ‘guess we have to leave now’ and then fade to black

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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Love watching the x-files every night on *checks notes* the comet channel. Sure, I could stream the show at any time, but you just can’t beat the incidental convenience and excitement of not having to actively choose. You also gotta love the minutes-long generic viagra commercials.

Anyway, I hadn’t watched the show with any regularity in years, but now I watch it every night on shitty basic cable.

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️

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Mindy and BJ spotted in Disneyland this weekend for Kit’s 7th birthday ❤️❤️❤️

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