#hayland

[userzade]

if i made a hart of dixie discord server would anyone join?

[twelverriver]

[luckytidbit]

You know what? Since we never get to find out who Hayden brings to Grace’s Party in UnConfirmed, this is who he brings, deal with it! RAAAAAAAAAA!

[strideofpride]

Heyyy hear me out..a wonderful life hod au..or an au post series where something happens that causes the yeehaw six to have never fallen in love with their respective partners or remember each other except lemon

Okay, I wasn't entirely sure what you meant by this, but I'm choosing to interpret it as post series Lemon wakes up in 2011 Lemon's body:

I think the first thing she'd do, because she's not thinking about anyone else in this moment, is break things off with George so she can be with Lavon.

Lavon is thrilled of course, but George is a mess, and it causes a BIG capital M Mess. All of a sudden the Mayor and the Town Lawyer are basically in a blood feud, people take sides (Brick is on George's for sure), it's capital B Bad.

Pretending for a second that Wade and George being kind of at odds in the first few eps was purposeful and their lifelong friendship was not a retcon, Wade and George are not in a good place so Wade chooses Lavon which pisses George off since Lavon was the one who was the cheater and now things between Wade and George are a mess too.

And of course, Lemon's like "holy shit, what have I done. I didn't think this through and do it in a way to prevent all of this Mess."

And that's when Zoe Hart rolls into town.

George and Zoe get together almost immediately. Except it's also a mess because neither one of them are in a good place at all, not even a little bit.

And Wade and Zoe still have that attraction of course. But Wade's self esteem in 2011 is still so low, and to Wade even Complete Wreck George Tucker feels like a better option than himself. How could he ever compete with George? So, he doesn't. And becomes his asshole early s2 self.

And of course, AB is still married to Jake in all of this, who Lemon knows is gonna cheat, but how could you go to your bestest friend and be like "your husband is gonna cheat on you in six months, leave his ass now, also the ex-fiance I just publicly dumped is the man you're meant to be with" without sounding like a loon?

So, Lemon tells Lavon the truth. I'm from x years in the future and we're married and happy but none of this went down the way it was supposed to, please help me fix it.

Lavon is understandably skeptical but he does feel guilty about what he did to George and he hates seeing Wade like this and even his new tenant Zoe Hart seems like she's in a bad place so yeah, okay.

Together, they find a way to expose Jake before he even leaves AB, and then Lemon suggests George should be her divorce lawyer.

AB is just like..."what? You want me to use your mess of an ex-fiance, the corporate lawyer to be my divorce lawyer? Your ex fiance who I don't even like? "And Lemon's like "uh huh yeah you heard me bitch, George is the best man for the job".

And well, AB will admit that she was impressed by the big case George won against Fillmore last year, so okay yeah.

George is understandably confused. "We don't like each other and you took my ex's side in our very public break-up and cheered her on and also I'm not even a divorce lawyer???" But he never liked Jake Nass and he could use an easy win so okay fine. Why not?

While George and AB are forced to spend more time together by necessity, Lavon starts sabotaging shit back at the house, all in an effort to push Zoe and Wade closer (based off memories Wade had told Lemon over the years). He refuses to fix the fuse, claims both the carriage house and the gate house need to be fumigated at the same time so they're forced under one roof, etc. etc.

And since Lemon's hanging around more, by virtue of dating Lavon and all, she starts planting little bugs in Wade's ear. "You deserve better, you could be a great man, I know you secretly like Zoe but you're going about everything entirely the wrong way, etc. etc." Subtlety is not in Lemon's nature.

Lemon also makes an effort to befriend Zoe. There's no George between them now anyway. But of course, Lemon also takes advantage to place some doubts in Zoe's head about George. "And I dated the man for fifteen years, so I know what I'm talking about!" And of course, to not so subtly nudge her towards Wade.

It turns out, getting Wade & Zoe and George & AB together like this is not that hard. By being forced to spend all that time together (plus with Lemon's manipulations), they are able to have the space they need to fall for one another. Zoe and George have a very amicable, "yeah, this was really just a rebound break-up" and that's that.

Getting the bad blood dissolved between the guys is much harder. Specifically between George and Lavon even though Lavon has apologized a thousand times by now. It takes the entire town to be like "George you're so much happier now anyway with AB! You and Lemon never would've worked out! Also we're really really tired of only being able to go to certain places in town" because the entire town took sides like that episode in Gilmore Girls where certain businesses were Team Luke and some were Team Lorelai and you couldn't patronize businesses of the opposite team.

And so the hatchet is reluctantly buried for the sake of the town. Things aren't quite the same, but they're still good. The end.

[lazysailor]

i had the bright idea yesterday to make this

I made this as a joke

[robotstrategy]

Rewired • Part 2/2

TW: UNDERAGED DRINKING, VOMITING, RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA USE, AND SURVIVORS TRAUMA.

Previous Part

10 - Bad Trip

Hayden isn’t really sure when he wakes up, an hour, two hours maybe, all he knows is that when looks at Roland his eyes are completely bloodshot, and he’s got a really goofy expression on his face. 

“Hi yin-ass, are you enjoying my man-titties?”

The ridiculousness of whatever just came out of Roland's mouth makes Hayden sit up and burst out laughing.

“Oh? You think I’m funny?” Roland asks.

“Hah, well you put me there, so I think you’re even more of a yin-ass.”

“Well, you stayed there.”

“You wanted me there.”

“Man, I must really like weird boys like you.”

“Hey! I’m not weird.”

“Noooooooooo, I’m pretty you said your favourite food was Spam one time in the basement, so do you still like Spam, Spam-eater?”

“I do, but at least I eat it in style now.”

Roland laughs. “How can you eat Spam in style, that’s impossible.”

“Ever heard of Spam musubi?”

“No.”

“Well, it’s a slice of Spam on rice wrapped in seaweed.”

“That sounds, really fucking good. Anything sounds really fucking good right now.”

Hayden giggles. “Oh, whoops, I forgot to feed you earlier.” He feels Roland palm his face, putting pressure on his nose so that it goes up like a pig's snout. “Asshole,” Roland says.

Hayden moves Roland’s hand away from his face; he sets it down and moves all the way off Roland.

“Aww, don’t go.” Roland puts both his hands up and tries to grab for Hayden.

“I’m not going anywhere, I’m just getting off you.”

“But now I feel so lightweight, so empty, so incomplete.”

Hayden reaches over to pat Roland’s cheek. “Oh boo hoo, you’ll survive.”

Roland folds his arms. “You know what? I could live with you.” 

Hayden raises his eyebrows and smiles. “Really?”

“Yeah, I could do research with you, do rich people stuff with you, talk shit on your radio show, and go to parties with you.”

“I don’t think we’ve got the best history with parties. There’s that time I had so many microphones in my face, and another time a lot of girls tried to hit on me…”

“And that date.” Roland giggles. 

Hayden laughs “Yeah, that was pretty stupid.” 

11 - Party

Hayden becomes more and more tipsy as he drinks, it’s alarming because he’s only had one drink. Roland feels bad whenever he gives Hayden the cold shoulder, but he can’t help it if all he can think about is his ex. It’s honestly driving Roland miserable and insane. He looks back over at Hayden, who’s starting to act like Roland’s mother, well, when she’s drunk, at least he's not berating him.

Honestly, anytime he looks at that drunk person he’s just reminded of his mother and stepfather. That’s why he’ll never drink, he doesn’t want to end up hurting someone like they hurt him. 

Hayden hums a tune, it’s very off-key. 

“What are you humming?” Roland asks.

“Twinkle, twinkle, little star.” 

“Really? Sounds more like you’re trying to summon a demon.” 

“Whatever hot stuff.” 

Roland won’t lie, all this flirting and complimenting is getting to him, but then it’s being constantly shrouded by all the flirting and complimenting Trevor used to do. He can’t even totally like the fact that Hayden got him flowers without thinking about how Trevor also got him flowers. At least with Hayden Roland likes him, even if they don’t end up together, it won't be awkward, they’ll just stay friends. Unlike Trevor, whom Roland couldn’t even bear to be in the same room as him after the assault. 

Hayden gently grabs his hand, swaying it back and forth. “Are you having fun?” He asks.

“We haven’t really been having fun yet, but the food is good,” Roland replies. 

“We can go dance.” He suggests. 

Roland laughs in spite of himself. “I think you're too drunk to do that now.”

Hayden gets up. “I’m not that drruuuuunnk.” He slurs, he grabs Roland by the forearm and leads him to a bigger part of the mansion that’s currently being used as a ballroom. “You wanna dance with me now?” Hayden asks. Roland looks off to the side, there’s a corner of the room that doesn’t seem so bright and noisy. “Could we dance over there?” Roland asks, pointing to the corner. 

“In the dark pit?” 

“That’s a corner, Hayden.”

“Oh, ok.”

Roland drags Hayden over to the corner, to his surprise when they get there Hayden slumps down into a squat. Roland kneels on the floor beside him. “Are you okay?” 

“I just want to sit down.”

“But you were just sitting.” 

“Hmm,” Hayden huffs, and he looks over to Roland. “Do you love me?” He asks. 

Roland is taken aback, he didn’t expect Hayden to be so blunt about it, but the next thing Hayden does shocks him even more. Hayden presses his lips against Roland’s, giving him a kiss. “Now you try.” 

Roland touches his lips in shock, he looks over at Hayden, who looks completely love-struck.

12 - Bad Trip

Roland’s eyebrows turn downward. “Yeah, it was,” He sneered. 

Hayden looks at Roland, puzzled and scared. 

“I thought we were going to hang out and dance together, instead you got yourself piss drunk and I had to drive you home.” 

Hayden, understanding that Roland is high out of his mind, tries to let him down easily. 

“You said you’d take me home.” 

Big mistake, Roland becomes more erratic. “I DIDN’T TELL YOU YOU COULD GET DRUNK BITCH!” He yells. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MISERABLE I WAS, NO, YOU DON’T, BECAUSE YOU WERE BUSY GETTING DRUNK BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TWO SECONDS!” 

Roland grabs for Hayden’s shirt, burying himself in it. 

“You reminded me of my parents, of my ex-boyfriend.” He cries. Hayden tries to pat Roland’s back, but he’s immediately met with a blood-curdling scream. “I thought I told you already, I’M SENSITIVE THERE!”

Roland gets off Hayden, stumbling over to the kitchen where he hides from his view between the counter and the island. 

Hayden gets up once he can’t hear Roland moving anymore, he goes over to the island and looks over it to see Roland. Roland wraps his arms around himself. “Go away, pervert!” He growls. 

“How am I a pervert?” Hayden asks. 

“Because,” Roland looks at himself, he then unwraps his arms and stretches out his legs. “Just go away!” 

Hayden goes back over to the couch and pretends to watch TV, in reality, he’s got a pretty good view of Roland from here even if Roland doesn’t notice. He wonders if Roland thinks the knobs on the drawers are eyeballs; it would explain the weird comment he got just now. 

13 - Party

“I, I can’t.”

“Why not?”

“Because you’re drunk.” 

“But I want you to kiss me.” 

“Maybe another time.” ‘When I’m not thinking of my ex and you’re not completely and utterly drunk.”

Hayden frowns as he shakily gets up off the floor. “Then can we at least dance together?” He asks, annoyed. Roland quickly gets up to hold his hands, for the fear that Hayden might turn into something akin to his mother. 

As they sway Hayden looks lovingly at Roland, while he tries to avoid his gaze. Hayden tries to get closer, but Roland takes a step away. “Sorry,” Hayden whispers, at least he seems to be becoming more self-aware now.

Roland is embarrassed by Hayden, he thought tonight would awaken new feelings within him. Instead, he just sways half heartedly with his drunken date. “Mmm,” Hayden hums, he lays his chin into Roland’s neck. He starts to kiss it, and Roland can’t help but cry. He wants to enjoy Hayden’s affections, but with him being terribly drunk and Roland’s thoughts filled with Trevor, this experience is terrible. 

“I love you,” Hayden whispers into Roland’s ear.

“I know.” He cries back.

“Do you not love me back?” Hayden asks as he places another kiss on Roland’s neck, Roland doesn’t respond.

“Mmm, I don’t care anyway, I’ll love no matter what.” 

Now admittedly that sounded a little creepy, but Roland was happy he’d still have another chance with Hayden. Another time to actually love him back.

They sway for a little longer until Hayden’s face becomes noticeably red and Roland feels him sweating through his gloves. 

“Can we go to the bathroom?” Hayden quickly asks, Roland nods leading him to a bathroom nearby. Roland locks the door and braces himself for whatever he has to do to help Hayden. He turns around to see Hayden bent over the toilet bowl looking like he’s about to puke. Roland winces as he hears whatever Hayden ate coming back up and hitting the toilet water. He walks over to kneel beside him and starts brushing his hand on his back.

14 - Bad Trip

Hayden isn’t paying attention to what’s really on the TV, and he’s not really paying attention to Roland either. He’s busy dozing off until the appearance of Roland in front of him scares him awake.

“Do you like sharks?” Roland asks, Hayden looks him in the eyes, his scleras are light pink now, meaning he’s slowly coming off being high. Having a slight disagreement with him shouldn’t be such a hazard now.

“They're okay.”

Roland grunts, he looks at the TV, and Hayden looks up at it and realizes it’s playing a sea life documentary, right now it’s specifically talking about sharks.

“I like sharks,” Roland says, he goes over to the couch and climbs onto Hayden, he’s still looking at the TV. “I love sharks, I love…”

“Sharks?” Hayden tries to finish the sentence for him.

Roland lays down on Hayden’s chest, he stays silent for a moment or two. “Yeah.”

“Why did you come over here?” Hayden asks.

“The drawers were staring at me.” He responds, Hayden nods, having his suspicions affirmed.

Hayden starts combing through Roland’s hair as he watches the documentary, getting a little disappointed once they're done talking about sharks. 

“Are there any other sea creatures you like?”

“Nope, just sharks.”

“Hmm, I like seahorses, I think they look silly.”

“Don’t the guys get pregnant in that species?”

“I think so.” 

Roland shifts his head to look at Hayden. “I’m sorry I got mad at you.”

“It’s okay, you were pretty high.”

Roland frowns at him. “That’s not an excuse Hayden! That’s never an excuse!”

Hayden gets him to calm back down. “Alright, okay.” He tries to change the subject. “Earlier you said something about me reminding you of your ex.”

“Yeah… that’s kinda what was happening at the party. A girl told me that there’s a denial phase after an assault. I thought I had already gotten out of it before Lilian’s party, but I guess I didn’t.”

“Oh, Roland, we didn’t have to go to that party if you didn’t feel like it.”

“But I didn’t want to ruin it for you, and deep down I wanted to go too.”

“Still-”

Roland cuts him off. “Listen, I wanted to go to that party! I wanted to be in that mansion! And I wanted to be your date!” He sniffs. “Stuff like that happens every other day to you, I’m not going to give up on a chance to party at a mansion because my ex is making me moody.”

Hayden continues to comb Roland’s hair. “I wanted to be your date too, I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else if you weren’t feeling like it that night,” He looks him in the eyes. “And I’m sorry for getting drunk in front of you.”

Rolan looks away from him. “Is it bad that I’m about to sound like a hypocrite?”

Hayden laughs.

“I’m being serious,” He continues. “You only had one glass and your body just decided to screw you over.”

“Well, that’s why both of us have agreed that I should wait until I’m 21.”

Hayden sees Roland doze off and snap awake a few times. “Do you want to have a nap now?”

  “No, I want food.” He mumbles.

Hayden chuckles. “Alright,” He shifts Roland off of him so that he can reach his phone. “Does pizza sound good?”

“Anything sounds good.”

15 - Party

“I’m sorry,” Hayden heaved. “I didn’t mean to get this drunk.” He then hurls up more food. Roland combs back Hayden’s bangs as he keeps throwing up. At this point, it’s just water and spit coming out of Hayden’s mouth.

Hayden finally gets a few breaths in before weakly reaching up to the top of the toilet’s tank to hit the flush button. He then looks over all teary-eyed at Roland. “Are you mad at me?” He asks. 

“Why would I be mad at you?” 

“You, you said if I puked you’d be pissed.”

“Well, that was more for if you got sick in my truck,” Roland takes a tissue from the bathroom counter and wipes off Hayden’s mouth. “You didn’t sneak another few glasses past me did you?”

Hayden shakes his head, he then gets dizzy and grips back onto the toilet seat. 

“Careful!” Roland shouts. “I think your body just didn’t take it well.” He puts his hand under Hayden’s chin to get him to face him. “Next time let’s wait until you’re 21 to have alcohol.” 

Hayden softly nods, he gently pulls Roland’s hand from his chin and places it on his cheek. Roland sits there with him as Hayden closes his eyes, staying silent, almost as if he’s savouring the moment. He then opens his eyes and looks into Roland’s.

“I want to go home.” He whispers. 

“Ok.” Roland gets him off the ground and leads him out of the house. As they go through the main area Hayden winces and covers his ears from all the noise. Getting in the truck Hayden avoids making eye contact with Roland, something tells him that both he and Hayden are going to pretend this date never happened.

16 - Bad Trip

“This is the best pizza I’ve ever had. Is it authentic or something?” Roland asks as he shoves another slice down his throat.

“This is Dominos, you’re just still a little high.”

“Ah jeez, I’m gonna have horrible heartburn later.”

Hayden laughs. “I’ve got stuff for that if you need it,” He comes up to Roland. “What do you think about staying the night? We could watch a movie together in bed.” 

Roland blushes. “That sounds nice, but I don’t have anything to wear to bed.”

“I wouldn’t mind seeing you in the morning with nothing but underwear on.”

Roland scoffs. “Of course, you wouldn’t, fine, I’ll stay.”

“Great! Do you wanna watch a certain movie?”

“Yeah, a Hallmark movie.”

Hayden is taken aback. “Like, the Christmas ones.”

“Yeah, I hear they’re stupid funny.”

“Hah, yeah, they sure are cheesy.”

17 - Party

Roland settles Hayden onto his bed once getting him into his apartment, he grabs a glass out of Hayden’s cupboards and fills it with water. He sits with Hayden on the bed and makes him drink down the glass. Hayden clings onto him after finishing the glass of water, he holds him from the back, and Roland can feel Hayden’s forehead on his neck. “You should stay for the night,” Hayden mumbles.

“There’s not much of a place for me to stay,” Roland tells him. 

Hayden groans getting off the bed. “So you’re leaving then?” 

Roland nods.

“Then at least take the flowers I got for you home.” Hayden stumbles into another room before coming out with a little bouquet of blue flowers. Roland thinks they’re pretty until Hayden gets closer, only then does he realize what kind of flower that bouquet is made out of.

Hayden smiles. “They’re forget-me-nots because I never want you to forget about me.” 

Tears start welling in Roland’s eyes as he inches away from Hayden. 

“You can’t ignore me forever.” Trevor’s voice echoes in Roland’s mind.

“Do you not like them?” Hayden asks with worry in his voice.

“Get, get them away from me!” Roland yells.

“But there for you.” 

“I don’t want them!” Roland cries.

Hayden puts the flowers aside and sits back down with Roland. “I love you.” He tells him again. 

Roland looks away from him, he can’t take it anymore, and he starts getting up and walking to the door. 

“Roland come back!” Hayden calls out to him. 

Roland doesn’t even turn around to look at him one last time, he just opens the door, hearing Hayden call out to him for the last time before he closes the door behind him.

“I love you, Roland!”

18 - Roland

The movie ends in the predictable way all the movies do, they say ‘Merry Christmas’, they kiss, and the movie ends. 

“Wow, it ended just like we predicted,” Roland says sarcastically while nudging Hayden, no response. Roland looks over to see Hayden sleeping on his shoulder, Roland watches as Hayden’s unconscious body slowly goes forward, falling into Roland’s lap. Roland huffs, there’s no chance to sneak away into the guest bedroom anymore, he’s trapped.  

So he shifts himself downward into the covers. Looking at Hayden’s sleeping face he thinks up the idea of waking himself up early and leaving before Hayden wakes up. He pulls Hayden close and kisses him on the forehead.

“I love you too.”

[mary-k-world]

and when the amazing devil said 'you will scream i won't forget you but i cover my cold ears it cannot be a lie if no one hears' and 'we made universes out of bitten lips and broken hands' and 'as i make myself acquainted with the saint of never getting it right' and 'you are in the earth of me' and 'i'm not trapped with you you see you're the one that's trapped with me' and 'after summers of fasting i feel hunger at last' and 'these lines aren't wrinkles dear they're just dollops of paint on a new work of art' and 'this isn't a break up, dear heart, is a season finale' and 'i've loved you for a hundred years, it certainly fucking feels like it' and 'that unwanted animal wants nothing more than to get out' and 'cause if we joing our hands in prayer enough to god i imagine it all starts to sound like applause' and and and

when the amazing devil said "it's my curse to try and make it right, but by trying make it worse" and "i'm lost, i'm found in you" and "these aren't tears, it's just the rain that wasn't brave enough to fall" and "do you like my dress? it's got pockets" and "to wring those embers from my broken heart and broken liver" and "you try so loud to love me, i cannot seem to hear" and "i'm the paper cut that kills you and the priest that you ignored" and "oh, and you rip my ribcage open and devour what's truly yours" and "if I don't make it back from where I've gone just know I loved you all along" and "this here is not singing, I'm just screaming in tune"

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[sowhatifiliveinfukuoka]

Peter Mitchell

Bill Henderson, Hayland Street, Sheffield (1978)

[masoena]

Kindling Sparks of Love

A fic for the Shadowhunters Reverse Bang 2024

Hey everyone, Cor321 came up with a wonderful prompt as part of the SH RB 2024 and here's the outcome of our collaboration.

Dive into this meet-cute but slightly explicit wonderful modern-day AU fic about a single dad Jace Hayland and firefighter Simon Lewis meeting in New York city. It's fluffy, meet-cute, a tiny bit smutty and but mostly wholesome end very happy. Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Jayce Wayland/Simon Lewis

Beta: @jld71

Artist: Cor321 on AO3 Fic on AO3 ~~~~~~ Art on AO3

This fic was created for the Shadowhunters Reverse Bang 2024: Presented by the @malecdiscordserver

[cengler42]

I finally got back to the painting table recently. Usually my long hiatuses from painting are because I get daunted by the prospect of how long it will take me to finish something so I don't start. My local game store (Black Knight Games) is doing one of their "Call to Arms" event which has spurred me on to productivity. A "Call to Arms" is essentially an achievement league for miniature painting whereby you have to take on a project of a certain scope and then work towards completing it by a certain date. You get small rewards for certain milestones and then a bigger reward if you complete your project by the deadline. Usually these Call to Arms events focus on army-scale games that I don't play but this summer they did a "Summer Skirmish" event for a variety of games so I dove in. I'll post details soon about that when I have my project finish (and I'm pleased to say I'm about 90% done with three weeks to go). The models I'm posting today are some that I painted on a short break from my Call to Arms project. I stumbled upon the Medieval Mayhem line of models from Hayland Terrain. They're inspired by the characters in Monty Python & the Holy Grail and they're delightful. They're very old-school in their sculpt style and composition but they're right up my alley. They remind me of Grenadier and Ral Partha models from the 1980s and the fact that their metal gives them a satisfying heft. As much as the plastic sculpts of modern plastic miniatures are better in almost every way in the detail department, there's just something about plonking down a metal model. I splurged and got their "Full Monty" set which has 60+ models, most of which are directly inspired by characters in 'Holy Grail plus a few extras like Merlin, Robin Hood, and The Sheriff of Nottingham. I started out with "The Knights Who Say Ni!" and they were a joy to paint.

[userzade]

insp.

[twelverriver]

oh god. i totally forgot lavon says lemon was his first true love... she was the one to show him what a relationship can look like... oh my god.

[luckytidbit]

This was chilling on my IPad for a while.

they nappin

[strideofpride]

our girl Lemon Breeland <3

First impression

Honestly, don't really remember sorry (this is gonna be a theme). I think I was kind of just like...okay. Antagonist alert. I don't remember when I first fell in love with her, maybe late season 1?

Impression now

Love of my life!!!!!! Truly though, Lemon is one of my favorite characters of all time. The amount of time I've spent thinking about her, analyzing her...unquantifiable.

Favorite moment

Her telling off her mother and then inviting Scarlett out to brunch with her and Magnolia <3 <3 <3 v v important to me.

Idea for a story

I'm gonna preface this with that I'm probably never going to write it, because to be very frank, posting non Zade hod fic feels like talking to a brick wall, but I got a mini fic idea last week in my head of when it comes time to start trying for a family with Lavon, Lemon goes to Zoe for advice because obviously she wouldn't go to Brick on best practices for conception and what not and Zoe's just like. No thank you. And then Lemon threatens to get her medical license revoked if she doesn't help lololol

Unpopular opinion

I don't feel like there's a ton of disagreement in the hod fandom lol but I will say I do not at all like any sort of headcanon that involves Lemon having an unplanned pregnancy. She already had one child kinda dumped on her to take care of, let the next one be on her own terms!!!!!!

Favorite relationship

Ugh, this is hard but I think I ultimately have to go with Lavon. They just...they're just so perfect for each other in every way and I don't think people realize that cause of the bad timing when they first met and the George of it all but like. Idk the fact that Lemon considers Lavon to be the love of her life before they even officially get together, and not George, really says it all to me. Like I'm actually mad we only got the one flashback, cause clearly whatever they had during that six week affair was so insanely deep and beautiful and ugh. And also the fact she dresses younger when she's with him is not a coincidence that costume design is intentional!!!!! Lemon was forced to grow up so fast and preparing to be George's housewife was a big part of that and it's important to me that it was Lavon who brings out Lemon's girlboss side, that first starts as his campaign manager. It's important to me that she dresses younger in that one photo of her he kept and that she is dressed the youngest she ever has been in season 4 when they're getting together. Like it's all so!!!! Lavon brings Lemon back to the person she was before her mother left and the world was still full of possibilities for her!!! Again, it's also not a coincidence that her mother comes back right as she's about to get together with Lavon!!!!

Favorite headcanon

It's not even really a headcanon it's pretty much canon (to me) but Lemon's initial dislike of Zoe is entirely because she thinks Lavon is dating her, and has nothing to do with George until several episodes into s1 when she realizes Zoe likes him (also there's hella projection on Lemon's part as well because she thinks Zoe is attractive and has no idea what to do with that information)

send me a character and i'll tell you

[lazysailor]

Not gonna lie the more I think about it, the more I ship hayland (Hayden x Roland). Probably because Hayden was the person Roland seemed to tolerate the most in the book and not try to use, Hayden was also just really chill whenever he was around Roland.