#hawks trolling endeavor

[eclecticfurywhispers]

See what happens when you let AFO get under your skin!?!

P.S. I don't see anything wrong with Endeavor's original line, but I like the dub's creative liberties as well.

THEY KEPT THE OOPSIE DAISY IN THE DUB

[angryrantsofdomesticity]

Cursed BNHA takes 5

Aizawa Pisses off Mic by buying the ugliest Present Mic merch & leaving it on the dashboard of Mic's car. Mic complains it makes his car look 'tacky' but secretly keeps it all.

Mic Pisses off Aizawa by buying all the bootleg eraserhead merch & making a shrine to "Walmart Shota" in his apartment.

Baby Ochako got in trouble when her parents took her to the state fair with a pie eating contest. She made all the pies float & everyone got pied in the face when they fell down.

Mic keeps His own action figure as well as one of Aizawa on his work station & when nobody is looking he makes them kiss. (every faculty member has seen him doing this)

Dabi had a YT channel he used for LOV income where he'd anonymously judge people's outfits in hottopic.

Mic trolls Allmight by dedicating an 'oldies' night to him on Put Your Hands Up Radio.

Baby Shoto got in trouble for trying to flush all his Endevor action figures down the toilet. After that he just started melting their heads off with his flames.

When Mic starts dancing he becomes a danger to society. (his hair could take out everyone the dance floor.)

Mic brings Aizawa clubbing, except Aizawa is unconscious in his sleeping bag & everyone just circles around him yelling & pointing like the toy unicorn at a festival meme.

Best Jeanist wears sweat pants on his day off & everyone finds this incredibly cursed.... except Hawks who gave him the sweat pants.

When Mt. Lady first got her quirk she got stuck inside her house like Alice in Wonderland.

Natsuo got in trouble for retweeting a video compilation of Endeavor Getting his ass kicked.

Shigaraki is good pals with Elon Musk. Netzens call the pair Musky & Flakey.

Aizawa is like the uncle that always falls asleep at family gatherings & all the baby cousins (eri) use his leg as a hot wheels track. And he only wakes up in time for dessert when his S.O. (Mic) brings him pie.

Bakugo got signed up for mandatory anger management classes by a judge after he found out Deku would get multiple quirks.

Toga's favorite book is Twilight.

Deku's dad is actually the encouraging citizen who calls him a fan boy in episode 1 & reappears in the vigilante arc.

[greenhappyseed]

MHA Ch.385 leak reactions:

Mt Lady falls first, and I could swear Horikoshi is trying to troll us all for thinking he’d kill another female pro hero.

AFO takes out Machia with a freakin laser beam (but is it a belly button laser???)

Oh hey, Mineta’s there.

AFO takes out Dark Shadow and flattens poor Tokoyami (he’s alive, but unconscious, and AFO wants his quirk)

AFO is taking damage but rewinding/healing quickly.

AFO TOUCHES HAWKS AS HAWKS STABS HIM IN THE HEART LIKE A VAMPIRE, BUT A PIERCED CHEST DOESN’T STOP AFO (another inneresting AFO-Bakugo parallel!!!)

AFO also chokes the chicken Hawks. He really likes that force choke move — we’ve seen it a few times now from AFO and TomurAFO (MORE parallels….)

Maybe Red Bull gave AFO wiiiings? Nope, AFO stole Hawks’s Fierce Wings quirk. (But that means AFO now has a Hawks vestige inside him, hehehe….)

Hawks says it’s unfair AFO’s number of quirks isn’t decreasing? How would he know? Is Hawks trying to stall and keep AFO talking? Or is his vestige communicating with him?!?!?!

Is Mineta the last one standing to face AFO? OH MY GOD, IT’S AFO vs MINETA AND MINETA WITH THE SACRIFICE PLAY — HE’S YELLING TAKE MY STICKY BALLS AND NOT DARK SHADOW!

AFO uses the moment to escape and head towards Shigaraki when…….

Cut to the evacuees, where Natsuo prepares to protect Rei and Fuyumi (awwwww) because the shelters stopped moving and La Brava doesn’t know why (cue Tsukauchi aging another 5 years). Inside the shelters some people are watching the livestream of the battle, so they know what’s happening. AFO’s spies make their move in the shelters and they’re stopped by the combo of Gunhead, Kendo and Tetsutetsu from 1B, and Death Arms (back on duty for the moment)!

Death Arms talks about how a “thorny path” awaits him…which is exactly what AFO’s hologram message told Izuku after Nagant….and what Iida said to Nezu and Endeavor. Given that Death Arms didn’t move a muscle to rescue Bakugo from the slime villain in Chapter One, it’s good that he got his “my body moved on its own” moment.

WE END WITH STAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNN IN KAMINOOOOOO!!!!!!!! HE IS WATCHING SHOTO AND IIDA!!!!!!!

[geeklikeagirlstudios]

A little doodle of a de-aged Hawks being taken care of by the League of Villains - specifically Mr Compress who is surprisingly very good with kids. And yes, Hawks is wearing Endeavor pajamas - compliments of Twice and Toga wanting to troll Dabi.

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Don’t exactly know what to call this but I have some things about an au that is utter chaos

Hero Dabi.

Like, in this world Endeavor would be at least a decent father and love his kids. And in this universe Touya could become absolutely anything but him becoming a hero is my favorite because of a few reasons:

1. If he’s a top hero, he would absolutely make sure Shoto was with him for the internships and make his little brothers life a living hell

2. Him and Hawks would have the best interactions with each other

3. He’d bully Bakugou when Shoto brought him and Midoriya over for dinner (it’s be the same but less drama and Rei would be there)

4. He’d have his own merch that looks so obnoxious because he’s extra as fuck

5. He would get to troll Endeavor so bad, Touya’s the type of person to vandalize his dads agency but in a kind way? Like he’d fuck up Endeavors office but leave lunch on his desk with “love you” written on some important papers

6. He most likely would’ve gone to UA and I’d like to think Touya would be in 1-B and he would HATE Vlad king with a passion

7. Honestly, if he’s not a top hero he’s definitely a UA teacher (he’d make sure to tag along with Shoto on the internships so he could still mess with him)

8. He’d join Endeavor on duty (aka just kinda walking around Japan) and would talk to citizens for like 10 minutes just to annoy Endeavor

That’s all- honestly I’m just obsessed with hero Dabi au cause he wouldn’t be traumatized and THAT emo

This is the au I need. The au he needs. The au we ALL need. I’d love to see the dynamics with him and his siblings and their friends , he’d be simultaneously the worst and best brother ever

[firelegsandfriendsreborn]

Some quick rules:

No minors. This is a nsfw blog obviously.

No godmodding this goes without saying

Along these NSFW themes light gore and violence will occur especially in the mha and GTA verse. With the smut.

I run on North American central time in the United States (-5 UTC during the summer until November, -6 UTC the rest of the year.)

Let me know what muse. It's basically the same muses I had on my old blog but adding a few.

I have ship biases but I am open to certain other ships if we discussed.

No hate/bigotry of any kind welcome here anon ask is turned off for a reason.

Send me an im or if you want my Skype and discord ask for plotting or RP offline as I have a life.

Please trim your posts for threads it's for ease for me reading them. I'll try to trim them myself as well.

I will use content warning for certain weapons, especially the GTA verse where firearms are common.

Speaking of muses here's my list:

Sanji from one piece: cook of the straw hats and a little bit perverted and lover of ladies. Does not fight with his hands, except that one time vs Wanze.

Markus my oc: protective lad but also really funny and silly and good lover. Usually GTA verse is main but open to others where he's a crime boss and beat up to the current dlc updates of GTAO. No fc currently. Hes pretty ruthless to enemies. Has a lot of of money and has a fleet of aircraft and vehicles. Very mature themes and firearms and weapon mentions. Mom was a prostitute. Dad was a John who was absent but had good male role models. He's quite blessed between his legs. MHA verse his powers are similar to Marco's from one piece. Most common verse is modern in which he's actually a solid dude. He's the most active and his default age is adult unless we've discussed prior to rp. He's usually around Los Santos (GTA verse's LA and GTA 5 & Online's setting) and Vice City (Miami, GTA VI's setting, yes, I watched the official trailer.) He's got brown hair or blond hair depending on the verse. (FC: m!saber from Fate)

Hawks from my hero academia: flirty himbo bird and lover of nuggies and good hero. Brought in to safety commission as a child to become a hero. Quirk is fierce wings. Main shop is fuyumi todoroki or Mirko. He trolls endeavor quite a bit.

Fumikage Tokoyami: I aged him up so he's a third year or a pro hero. He has the sentian bird demon shadow dark shadow who is incredibly strong the darker it is. Lover of poetry and a certain frog hero or a ghost girl in 1-B/3-B

Ejiro kirishima: a firm boi. A bit of a himbo but really smart in certain battle scenarios. He is a fiercely loyal friend to most of 1-A (by then 3-a) main ship is Mina Ashido.

[caravan-mad]

MHA + HOMESTUCK Crossover: Classpecting intro

Hi, this is dumb.

Since recently My Hero Academia and Homestuck have been my hyperfixations, I have decided I am going to classpect certain My Hero Academia characters into SBURB.

Should I find more interest in this I might expand this into their planets, playstyles, hell might even draw some stuff for it or make sprites but my interest in doing this depends on the hyperfixation lmao. Anyway off to the info:

ORGIZATION

simply put ill organize the subgroups of MHA into sessions, meaning that how these classes and aspects will correlate to with one another and their sburb session. The order in which I am classpecting goes as follows:

LEAGUE OF VILLAINS - Shigaraki, Spinner, Dabi, Toga, Mr. Compress, Twice

CLASS 1A TEAM LIME - Midoriya, Ururaka, Iida, Todoroki, Aoyama, Yaoyorozu, Shoji, Tokoyami, Asui, Mineta

CLASS 1A TEAM CITRUS - Bakugo, Kirishima, Kaminari, Ashido, Sero, Jirou, Sato, Oijro, Hagakure, Koda

POST-SCRATCH PROS - All might, Eraser Head, Present Mic, Midnight, Endeavor, Mirko, Hawks, FatGum

Should I decide in the future to add more or not is up for debate, but for now these are the ones I will be classpecting and have thought about

CLASSPECTING

So basically how I am going about this is simply choosing off of the character’s personalities and how their abilities work in canon to make these decisions. I am going to *try* and avoid having the same class and aspects in the same session however this is not guaranteed (see class 1A being 1 session in two teams like the trolls containing 20 students, there will be duplicates) however this is mostly to get me thinking deeper about these classpects and really having to decide what traits fit which characters on a better level.

my sources for the classpects will be a mix of the canon EXTENDED ZODIAC and classes will be going off of @homestuckexamination‘s analysis of the classes. I will also be using a mix of the homestuck wiki however this is just meant to fill in the gaps of certian classpects (and because i am too lazy to dig thru homestuck to find chatlogs dear god lmao)

Anyway this is just a dumb little project im doing. If you are into Homestuck and MHA hoping this will be fun to see lmao

[ao3feed-hitoshi-shinsou]

(The Ink) Beneath Your Skin

(The Ink) Beneath Your Skin by Jacee Herondale

When Kirishima recommended a new tattoo parlor, Pro Hero Dynamight aka Bakugo Katsuki didn't think much of it. After all, he had mentioned in passing that his old artist had retired and that he needed a new one. However, when Katsuki walks into a little hole-in-the-wall parlor, he sees someone that he hasn't seen since middle school.

Izuku Midoriya doesn't like heroes. They acted all high and mighty but ignore people whom society has deemed worthless. Even his once idol All Might ignored him when he needed someone the most. After years of struggling with his mental health, dropping out of high school in the process, he opens his own tattoo parlor, quickly rising to renown. He gets all sorts of clients, ranging from heroes to vigilantes, to villains. So he doesn't know why he's surprised when his old bully and current number two hero walks through the door.

Words: 1126, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Shinsou Hitoshi, Todoroki Shouto, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Toga Himiko, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Uraraka Ochako, Yaoyorozu Momo, Iida Tenya, Ashido Mina, Kendou Itsuka, Tokoyami Fumikage

Relationships: Kaminari Denki/Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Jirou Kyouka/Yaoyorozu Momo, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks

Additional Tags: Tattoo Artist Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, So gay and so dumb, Bakudeku Brainrot, no beta we die like sir nighteye, what even is this?, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Tattoos? Piercings? Scandalous, I don't need sleep I need BakuDeku fluff, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing, Aged-Up Character(s), Not Canon Compliant, How do you write relationships again?, EraserMic adopt a bunny, Not a single braincell between them, Original Character(s), Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Shouto Todoroki trolls Endeavor

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47856376

[ao3feed-hawks]

In Which Touya Gets His Revenge and Endeavor is Haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past

In Which Touya Gets His Revenge and Endeavor is Haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past by azurefaeblue

Dabi makes his official public debut as Hawks's significant other when they attend the Emperor's annual birthday celebration.

They run into many familiar faces, including one flaming trashcan who thinks he's seeing a ghost.

Meanwhile, an old man is glad to see his grandson alive and well.

Words: 1107, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of In Which Dabi Achieves His Dream of Becoming a Trophy Wife

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Soft Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Good Significant Other, Dabi is a Todoroki, Pretty Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks Acts Like a Bird, Trophy Wife Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya Needs a Hug, BAMF Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Todorokis were raised traditional, Dabi is hypercompetent, Touya may have been pseudo adopted by the emperor as a child, baby Touya is cute, Dabi charisma is over 9000, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Faces Consequences, Endeavor gets trolled by Touya and his supporters

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44537698

[ladysunamireads]

Unequivocally Lit

Unequivocally Lit by angstea

“...There was a plan,” Todoroki eventually says, no less tense than before. “It was in its testing stages. As the number two hero, and as a man with one of the more… dangerous quirks out there, he was naturally selected to participate in this program.” A pause. “A program,” he stresses, “To connect with the younger generation.”

Izuku blinks, racking his brain. “I… I've never heard about anything like that.”

“It fell through,” Todoroki says bluntly. “But the effects linger.”

i.e. In which the HPC, in an attempt to ward off negative press, forces Endeavor to connect with the youth.

Words: 628, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Todoroki Shouto, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Todoroki Natsuo, Todoroki Fuyumi, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Class 1-A, Hero Public Safety Commission, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko, Pro Heroes, League of Villains, Todoroki Rei, Midoriya Izuku

Relationships: Todoroki Enji | Endeavor & Everyone, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto

Additional Tags: Crack, Slang, Memes, Trolling, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor-centric, vaguely, Social Media, News Media, Confused Takami Keigo | Hawks, Todoroki Family Shenanigans, Attempt at Humor, Todoroki Shouto is Traumatized, But Not For The Reasons You'd Think

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45501577

[ao3feed-todoroki]

In Which Touya Gets His Revenge and Endeavor is Haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past

In Which Touya Gets His Revenge and Endeavor is Haunted by the Ghost of Christmas Past by azurefaeblue

Dabi makes his official public debut as Hawks's significant other when they attend the Emperor's annual birthday celebration.

They run into many familiar faces, including one flaming trashcan who thinks he's seeing a ghost.

Meanwhile, an old man is glad to see his grandson alive and well.

Words: 1107, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of In Which Dabi Achieves His Dream of Becoming a Trophy Wife

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Takami Keigo | Hawks & Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Soft Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Good Significant Other, Dabi is a Todoroki, Pretty Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks Acts Like a Bird, Trophy Wife Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya Needs a Hug, BAMF Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Todorokis were raised traditional, Dabi is hypercompetent, Touya may have been pseudo adopted by the emperor as a child, baby Touya is cute, Dabi charisma is over 9000, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Faces Consequences, Endeavor gets trolled by Touya and his supporters

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44537698

[autumn-foxfire]

Oops, that wasn’t my ask was it? *scrolls down* double oops, IT WAS :0 now I only said that cause from my impression of things, from the beginning people were only interested in the Todoroki's and interest in Endeavor sky-rocketed because of Hawks, it took awhile for his redemption to garner interest, but EndHawks? 100% sold. Because that's rough and tough Endy having funny interactions with his co-worker, it's a new look on him. That's what I personally meant by "Convinced Hawks won 4th in 2018 cuz of Endy simps" that it was less Hawks himself, and more what Hawks could do for Endeavor, and it's just a jokish conspiracy anyway, that technically could be true too. It IS something that happens with fans of other anime. People have their favorite, and then there's the "favorite's friend." Anyways Foxy, I think anon is a hurt Endy stan, not sure why, but I never thought I'd have to avoid all Endy stans as I do Dabi and Twice stans too, apparently if they're wild enough to get Caleb chased off Twitter over a swear word, then whatever this is too apparently??? There's nothing weird about what you said either, fans can and DO vote for characters they find hot?? Fan service goes a long way??? I wasn't trying to be "whiny" in my asks, just genuinely, well and truly baffled because I thought cool character moments helped ranks in the poll, like Ochako's speech and Iida's hand-holding carried them all this way. Until I realized people might've thought Endeavor, who Hori's been mostly drawing as I described before, was a cool character moment for him. I really don't care if the students rank higher than Hawks, the rankings haven't been an issue, I know he's controversial, and the kids have always been well-loved that's normal, they always rank-high regardless of screentime, (aka none of them ever really show up lol) it's just Endeavor was too yet being 4th makes him 1st essentially as TodoBakuDeku aren't budging, and that's what was shocking. And idk what you mean by bringing up Shindo, nobody here said anything on him??? All I know is that fandom wanted Shinsou or Dabi to take his place. "antipathy" "truth" WHAT are you on about?? Who are you even talking to for saying "no Hawks stan has a valid reason for their intense dislike of Kaminari" I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT. TUMBLR HAS BEEN DEAD FOR CONVERSATIONS FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS. What truth??? That Shindo stans troll-voted for him for funsies? Hey good for them, that's wild dedication. You make it sound as if Hawks stans were complaining about that guy sneaking in 10th place and "can't acknowledge the truth of Shindo being a good character" which LMAO. And why would Foxy buy French volumes, she doesn't speak french? Actually I finally see what the issue here is now, anon is mistaking you for a butt-hurt Dabi stan and telling you to go buy a volume where your favorite arsonist gets the ranking you want for him. Man, watch your words k? We weren't sounding as extreme as you anywhere, "potshots?" "poor reading comprehension?" "grow up?" you see any insults? + THEY ARE PICTURES, + alright if there's a ranking for characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, I guess I better go stop families and literal adults out with their friends discussing them and tell them to grow up and leave it alone, huh? This such a bad thing to talk about? God. "assumptions about the japanese" you mean a factual thing for all fans of anime. What's really making assumptions about them would be the countless posts I see that try to drag in their cultural concepts in villain meta instead of something basic like uuuh "fan-service wins you votes." Dang, I had no idea simping was apparently being rude to an entire ethnicity, not like Hori himself doesn't also simp for the ladies he draws and that sketch of sweaty post-exercise tank top Endy japanese twitter keeps redrawing and posting on my dash right????

The fact that anon came back before I could respond to this ask just shows us that they were, indeed, a salty Endeavor stan (sadly you have a bad batch of favs for every character T-T).

I don't even know why they overreacted to a vent that, outside of this blog, doesn't reach anyone (I doubt even my followers take the time to read every ask I answer XD).

I'm not even sure they knew what they were writing when they sent that ask (and then the next one) because a lot of it is very hard to make out. Or they aren't fluent English speaking and struggled to translate their thoughts into English (which could be a possibility too).

You know what's funny about the simping comment though was that it was used in their next ask to say that's why we like Hawks. I wonder if they noticed that they just defeated their own argument XD

Anyway, it was a wild ride, that's for sure.

[drbtinglecannon]

Preen to stay clean

So thanks to @blamedorange and @quirk-registration-office I'm super into HawksxFuyumi. There's too little content so don't mind me contributing haha. I got this idea from a discord I joined for fans of Hawks, him and a s/o preening but he's complaining no one does it right. I had a lot fun writing this, hope you enjoy! Also on Ao3.

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Fuyumi tried to keep her eyes on the TV directly across from her, but they kept wandering to the side to stare at the house guest. Hawks came over unannounced, as he always does, and sat himself on the loveseat in the living room waiting for Endeavor.

She didn't understand why the winged hero wouldn't just go to her father’s agency whenever he had a whim to discuss something. Endeavor wasn't very tech savvy so that ruled out texting or emailing, but the younger hero could still try calling instead of dropping by Todoroki manor.

Fuyumi found Hawks insufferable at first, and while she's still not his biggest fan, he's a lot easier to deal with when in a quieter, more private setting. Sometimes. He still talked far too much and spoke arrogantly, but at least he was consistent and honest.

She fidgeted, trying to focus on whatever show was playing, but her eyes kept straying to the side. Hawks was sitting with his legs crossed propped up on the coffee table (Fuyumi has given up telling him to stop putting his feet on the furniture) while methodically running a brush through his wings. He was working small sections at a time, adjusting the dark red feathers to precise angles and picking tiny specs of dirt or dust out, dropping them in a small pile in his lap.

“Y’know, instead of staring you could just ask what I'm doing.” He didn't look up, focus still on his wings, but a smirk appeared on his face. “I know I'm handsome, but I thought you Todoroki kids were raised with better manners than this.”

Fuyumi would've rolled her eyes at his self-praise but was too startled from being caught staring and then called out on it. “My apologies, I didn't mean to stare.” She fixed her gaze on her feet right when he glanced up.

“Nah, I don't mind, especially when it's a lovely lady like yourself doing it.” He started chuckling as Fuyumi’s face flushed from the compliment. This time she did roll her eyes.

“Nevermind, I’m not sorry.”

He laughed louder. “Ooh, so cold! I didn't know your quirk could reach your words.” Hawks continued laughing, thoroughly enjoying making his unwilling host suffer.

“...You still haven't asked.” He reminded her in a low voice when his laughter finally ceased.

Fuyumi pursed her lips and examined her slippers as she weighed her opinions. If she engaged further, there would be no going back to quietly pretending to watch the news, however...she was very curious.

Silence settled between them, Fuyumi still pointedly staring down and Hawks still watching her waiting patiently. She heaved a long sigh. “Fine, what are you doing?”

Her eyes finally darted up and locked on him, regret sinking into her stomach as a shit eating grin broke on Hawks’ face. “Preening.”

Fuyumi blinked. He said it so casually as if to say what else could I be doing? “‘Preening’?”

“Yeah, like a bird.” He answered easily, turning his attention back to where he was previously working on his left wing. “Preen to stay clean!”

She gave him a flat look at his dumb joke, knowing full well he was acting as if he didn't notice while he brushed away. “I suppose that makes sense...” Fuyumi titled her head as she continued staring. “Is it difficult to preen? Your wings are rather large.”

Hawks shrugged slightly, running his fingers over the smooth feathers. “Not really, it's definitely time-consuming though. I have to preen at least three times a day, and it's only a pain if I got dirty while doing hero work.”

“One time I caught someone who fell from a construction site and got COVERED in paint. That was a pain in the ass to clean.” He grimaced slightly mentioning that story, personally Fuyumi would've paid money to see it.

Hawks moved to the larger feathers on the base of his wing, brushing long strokes through them. “At this point though I'm so used to the routine of preening I can do it while still waking up in the morning. It helps me relax and I feel energized afterwards.”

It wasn't a surprise the process felt relaxing, since it was relaxing just to watch. The way he was knowingly adjusting the feathers, gently brushing away any filth until they were fluffy and soft looking was almost hypnotic.

Fuyumi had a overwhelming desire for the hero to brush her hair.

Immediately after that thought popped up she turned her face away quickly, embarrassment washing over her as warmth crept up her cheeks. The sudden movement wouldn't go unnoticed, but Fuyumi prayed Hawks wouldn't comment.

“You ok?” He asked, confusion and slight concern evident in his voice.

Fuyumi cursed her luck, wishing he just feigned not to notice. “Nothing...I just…” She now cursed how awkward her voice sounded and cleared her throat before continuing. “Your wings look nice, you’re clearly very diligent about preening them.”

There was a small pause before he snorted. “You're such a liar.”

Fuyumi whipped her head back to glare at the winged hero, who merely grinned in response. “Excuse me?!”

“I said you're a liar. You might really think my wings look nice, but that isn't why you suddenly turned away blushing.” Hawks leaned forward slightly as he spoke, sharp eyes searching Fuyumi’s soft gray ones. She gulped, feeling very exposed all of a sudden.

He raised an unruly eyebrow as he murmured in a sultry tone. “Maybe perhaps it's because you were thinking…dirty thoughts?”

Fuyumi threw the closest decorative pillow she could grab at his face, unfortunately he caught it right in time even as he howled with laughter. She scowled and crossed her arms, trying not to think about how red her face must be or how stupid attractive his voice sounded just then.

“Ok, ok, I'm sorry, sorry!” He apologized in between laughs.

He pushed his blue tinted visor up to wipe at tears that formed, taking a few deep breaths to calm down. “But really, what made you freak out just now?”

The glint in his eyes told Fuyumi he wasn't going to drop it anytime soon. She would never hear the end of it if she confessed (even if she did get what she very briefly wanted), so she blurted out the best sounding lie she could think of.

“I wondered what it would be like to brush your wings. There, happy?” Her arms pulled a little tighter around herself as they stared at each other.

Hawks blinked once, twice, then quickly peered down at his neglected brush. “No.”

The silence that followed was awkward. Fuyumi watched wide-eyed as Hawks’ face flushed slightly and he pouted.

She snorted, quickly covering her mouth as he threw a glare her way. “Sorry, I didn't expect you to be so protective of your precise preening time.”

His eyes narrowed. “No one else can do it right.” The hero turned back to his wing and resumed brushing. “I hate when interviewers or fans ask if they can play with my wings and I have to chuckle and say 'Sure!’, because then I just get stuck fixing it later.”

His cheeks were tinged pink, and it was clear by his tone he intended to end the conversation there. Normally Fuyumi would be relieved when Hawks would finally shut up, but right now it left a sour taste in her mouth.

She toyed with her hair, a nervous habit of hers, before apologizing again. “I’m sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. Although…”

Fuyumi glanced at him and waited until he finally shifted his gaze back on her. “...if you're willing to explain how, I wouldn't mind trying to properly preen your wings.”

Hawks’ eyes widened at her request, clearly thrown by the forwardness. Fuyumi herself was surprised she offered to learn, but the idea people thoughtlessly make a mess of his wings on TV or in public for entertainment genuinely angered her.

He cleared his throat after a long pause. “...ok, sure. It’ll, uh, work best if I sat in a chair backwards. Or if you sat in between my legs but um...yeah I can get a chair---”

Fuyumi patted the coffee table directly in front of her. “You put your feet on it all the time as it is, what more is you sitting on it?” She chuckled under her breath as he pouted again. “Don’t worry, my father has stood on this table before, it's very sturdy.”

Hawks eyed the spot warily, before pushing himself up and gently floating over to sit cross-legged directly in front of Fuyumi facing her, the small pile of dust still in his lap. He silently held out of the brush for her, which she delicately accepted.

It was clearly a specialty brush, with long, strong, sharp bristles and a curved shaped to it. Fuyumi was equal parts irritated people either misused this nice brush or used a low quality one on his wings, and touched he trusted her enough to actually learn his process.

He spread his right wing out, and guided her hand to the top where it arched. “Brush in small downwards strokes, similar to how you would with hair, until the feathers look smoother and soft. Don't worry about dust or dirt, or adjusting the feathers individually, it uh, won’t really make sense the first time.”

“‘First time’?” She raised a neat eyebrow, and smirked slightly.

“Well...I suppose if you do well enough just brushing...I can let you preen them again some time.” He said quietly.

A small part of her hoped she lived up to his expectations.

She started brushing the striking colored feathers softly, not wanting to tug or damage them. It was a little awkward, especially with how tense Hawks was seated in front of her, but after a few minutes working down the length of his right wing, his posture visibly relaxed.

His eyes fluttered closed, and he rested his chin on his left hand. Aside from the occasional gentle instructions, his body language was so loose he could've easily been mistaken for being asleep. If he were a cat, Fuyumi is sure he'd be purring loudly.

Eventually Fuyumi finished brushing the feathers, and had to resist the urge to run her hands over the soft looking tendrils. Hawks slowly blinked his eyes open, glanced over her work, and gently fluttered his crimson wings until they poofed out a small amount.

It was adorable. Fuyumi tried to keep her expression neutral looking, but it was difficult after the little display.

“You actually did pretty well, considering you didn't even know what I was doing 15 minutes ago.” His voice was missing the snarky edge it usually carried, coming out more timid than he probably meant. “... thanks, that uh...it was nice.”

Fuyumi would never admit out loud she vaguely thought Hawks blushing or being awkward was cute, but she could admit it was refreshing to see the smug hero shelf his arrogance every once in a while.

“You're welcome, it was kind of fun. Perhaps I can learn more about your preening techniques next time.” Fuyumi said with a small smile.

“'Next time’, huh?” He leaned forward, too close that Fuyumi backed up further into the cushions behind her. “Now, Todoroki-san, if I didn't know any better I'd say you were flirting.”

His smirk was confident, but there was this delicate emotion in his eyes she couldn't quite decipher. Fuyumi’s heart was beating so loud she's sure he could hear from where he was leaning not even a foot away. “I…---”

The resounding noise of the front door opening and firmly closing in such a quintessential Endeavor way was enough to dispel any further teasing.

Hawks jumped so hard he used the momentum to hop off the coffee table and fly a few feet away onto his feet, barely collecting the small dust pile into his hands before it could spill. His face was as red as the ruffled feathers on his back however Fuyumi couldn't fault him. After all, if her father walked in on their little scene there she would be shocked if it didn't result in someone being set on fire.

Endeavor must've heard the small commotion because he was now in the doorway, scrutinizing eyes darting between his daughter and begrudged colleague. “What are you doing here?” His tone as harsh and fiery as always.

Hawks took a small breath, before suddenly tossing the dust in his hand at Endeavor's chest, right into one of the open patches of flames his costume produced. The dust immediately singed. “Just looking for the trash.”

Endeavor blinked at his chest, then looked up and blinked at Hawks. The winged hero wore his best sassy grin proudly on his face.

Fuyumi supposed she’d never be able to learn Hawks’ proper preening techniques, because if the face her father was pinning the younger hero with said anything, it was that he was going to be charred alive in a few moments.

[tenacityblitz]

“ I thought it was funny. ”

Unus Annus Sentence Starters

        “Yeah, real damn funny dangling like a damn ornament for a Christmas display, now move your bird brain feathers and put me down!”

[tou-nya]

dabi technology/social media headcanons

(mha spoilers for dabi’s identity)

he’s been ‘dead’ for 10 years now, I know MHA is set in the far future but I’m going to take this as the opportunity to say socially the internet/technology was very 2012 when he died

he had a flip phone when he was in middle school, he didn’t use it much for anything other than texting someone to pick him up from school (he has no friends)

as an adult he exclusively uses burner flip phones, he spent most of his teen years and early adulthood on the streets so he never quite had the funds or access to anything fancy and he only ever uses the internet at public libraries

because of this his meme knowledge is extremely dated

he thinks the troll face, nyan cat, etc are still relevant

no, himiko, he doesn’t know what an egirl is and he doesn’t want to know

as a preteen he played games like civilization or wizards 101 on his computer but hasn’t played it since

he doesn’t have any social media accounts aside a reddit, where he stalks forums about heroes and where he learned about stain and started following stain stuff

for shits and giggles he posted a theory on reddit that Dabi is Touya Todoroki after the High-End Nomu fight with Endeavor&Hawks just to see if it’d get any traction. He mostly got comments that it was insensitive to say that about a dead kid

despite being not internet-saavy, he surprisingly is a big hit on Himikos TigTog, usually caught candidlly doing something as she zooms in. He’s a complete weirdo and people are oddly charmed by it.

He’s charming in the strange way that someone like Shane Madej is, where he’ll say some weird ass shit or eat his food a weird way and people become obsessed

[greyjackwatcher]

Predictions about ch363(and the next chapters maybe)

1. We stay in the fortress and we see wtf is happening with Bakugou and everything in general

a) Bakugou dies, thus haters throughout the world celebrate about it, with many seeking to comfort his hot milf mother, quite possibly NTRing Masaru in the process

b) Bakugou meets with Tenko in the Vestige Realm somehow and they talk and/or Tenko helps him revive somehow

c) Bakugou is powered by Second’s Quirk from a distance

d) We get to see what is with this cloud and change of weather, if it is from Bakugou’s attack, a new Hero’s arrival or Inasa Yoarashi from Shiketsu along with several others to aid in the fight

e) Bakugou gets a Quirk awakening(if he hasn’t already) and just wakes up from death in the same position as Shigaraki did in the war arc(and then we cut off to another POV). Now Horikoshi will try to give Bakugou fans the satisfaction they deserve after giving the Bakugou haters what they wanted.

f) Hori just gives us a small sneak peek of a light shining brightly within Bakugou, before cutting off to another POV, thus blueballing many fans and causing an eruption in the fandom.

g) We immediately switch off to another fight immediately, leaving no context on what will happen next with Bakugou, thus causing utter chaos in the fandom, while Horikoshi is laughing maniacally from his home(which is the best and funniest option, thus the most probable one)

2. We go to the mountain fight with AFO, Endeavor, Hawks, Jirou and Tokoyami.

a) Horikoshi finally embraces his full potential in providing fanservice for problematic characters and provides us a full nude fully restored AFO. We get to see if he is buff or not, if he has a thicc or a flat ass, important, very important questions really.

b) Hori is a coward and just has AFO manifest a shadow quirk to cover himself or a quirk that can make him a new suit immediately so that we don’t see him nude for PG-13 reasons🙄.

c) We get to see AFO in full power, showing the same final villain energy he had in kamino and in the nana fight, terraforming the landscape at his will or showing more body horror from his body

d) We get to see wtf is happening inside the AFO Quirk and what the vestiges are doing

e) Idk Hawks and Endeavor do sth problematic and AFO just trolls with them

3. We go to the Ochako, Asui and Toga fight

a) We get to see both Toga and Ochako fighting and talking in very suggestive positions and words perspectively, with Asui being in a different panel looking offended at all of this. This will be a reference to the Live Slug Reaction meme from here that will then be called Live Tsuyu Reaction. This will indicate some things: 1. The meme has breached containment from here and Hori has seen it and liked it well enough to include it in the manga, 2. He has a secret tumblr account, thus not only he has seen it, but that also confirms that he is the same fandom trash like the rest of us, and brings on a hunt to see where is his account, 3. He just knows about tumblr and just lurks there to feed off of our suffering

b) Ochako reveals she is bisexual and in love with Toga and tries to calm her down by kissing her, with Live Tsuyu Reaction still in this, plus stopping all the conflict. This is obviously Hori’s redemption card to the fandom for daring to even imply even in subtext of the existence of Bisexual Mineta. A shipping war between izuochas and izutogas will erupt, but as a multishipper and a izutogachako shipper i will simply look upon the drama like a roman emperor sitting on my throne eating grapes while watching gladiator fights from the colosseum.

c) Gang Orca is very approving with wanting to save Toga and Ochako’s coming out, thus giving him more screentime, which he absolutely deserves.

4. We go to the Shouto and Dabi fight

a) We see wtf is happening with Dabi’s Quirk and if it’s Quirk awakening or sth else

b) Stain appears out of nowhere hysterically wailing and creeching about how the AM statue was ruined like the cringy failed AM fanboy he is and then goes berserk at all the Heroes around him for being fake heroes that couldn’t protect the statue until either Shouto or Dabi or Tenya beats him up

5. We are transported to the headquarters where AM and Naomasa are there and see what they are doing or if they are attacked by a villain there as well(maybe Gnasly or what his name is)

6. We are transported to the parking lot where the trap was laid and we see the fight of Aoyama, Fatgum and the Heroes against Kunieda, where Aoyama affirms his loyalty.

7. We go the Gigantomachia holding facility and we see the kids kicking ass and maybe Mina beating the shit out of the villain that killed Midnight

8. We are transported to the hospital with Spinner, Shoji and the rest

a) We try to see what is going on with Spinner

b) We get some Spinner and Shoji interaction and talk mid-fight

c) We get Shoji full face reveal

d) We see Stain appearing to confront Spinner for sth completely inane while talking derogatory words towards him, thus angering Spinner and causing to fight against Stain(and maybe beating his ass)

e) We see Kurogiri and what is going on in his head

f) We see more about Present Mic

g) MR COMPRESS APPEARING WITH A HOSPITAL GOWN SHOWING HIS SOLE ASSCHEEK TO THE WHOLE WORLD

9. We see what is going on with Izuku

a) He is shown STILL flying over to the mainland while it immediately cuts off to another POV

b) He is facing some nomus that appear to try and to stall him fom reaching the shore

c) He arrives either on his own or with help in the mountains and fights AFO as it was kinda teased in the shonen jump cover

d) he is fighting a bunch of seagulls or a villain that controls flocks of seagulls

e) He meets with Star’s friends and gets carried on in the jets to the location he needs to go (either the fortress or the mountains)

f) He meets with some international Heroes that decided to come forth regardless of their countries needing help or being prevented from and when he does try to tell them of his plan to save Tomura he gets bitchslapped a la Will Smith because how dare any show basic human empathy to Tomura and not try to kill him at any cost 🙄 (yes i am kinda salty about some stuff, sorry). Immediately after that we either have the chapter ending and then: 1. have Izuku prove the mass murder allegations from the 3rd movie right, 2. Turn the other cheek around when Shigaraki dusts them in the fight, 3. the chapter ending and then we cut off to another POV, or the slap was so hard that we change panels and the narrative moving straight up to the next POV and then not having to see Izuku again FOR 5-20 CHAPTERS ONCE AGAIN, thus showing that Horikoshi is self-aware of this and is just trolling with his fanbase and that he remembered that he had another favorite alongside Shigaraki to put through pain and angst.

(Anyways that is all i can think of. If any of this is true, feel free to hit me with the Apollo and the ball of prophecy meme pic. Also i wrote this at 16/8/2022 3:30am to see if i predicted it correctly)