#have some tums!!!

[urhoneycombwitch]

lulu I experienced a moment of hubris that almost took me out eating spicy food. I was too confident... I bit off more than I could chew... I thought the devil was going to take me from my seat and now my tummy hurts

anyways I also imagine that Eddie gets in similar situations where he pulls his pants up high, puffs out his chest and is like 😤💪🏻I can do *insert thing here* and then leaves the situation whimpering like a scared dog with his tail between his legs

like it's such a Thing™ that people will go "Eddie, NO!" or "don't you think that's a bad idea?" but he does not listen

“what do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOO!!”

yeah Eddie is such a dumbass (affectionate) who lives to show the fuck off. he gets one (1) sangria in him and is dancing on tables. you’ve had to pry open his mouth and pull horrifying NON-food items from between his teeth like a giant toddler on MULTIPLE occasions bc Dustin dared him to eat something sourced from the ground or a desk drawer.

tbh I really think Eddie’s the type to play it cool bc he’s got such dorky swagger but he’s only fooling like… 5% of the group each time. and then when it’s just you and him later he’s sniffling and begging for cuddles because him tummy hurts 🥺🥺🥺

[mysticalcats]

OHOHOHOHOH

[jennyanypenny]

we did not deserve him

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins - Belt Buckles & Tummy. 😍

📷: [1] MysticPhotography [3] Kreespa [9] MonicaDPhoto

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[millenari]

whatever the hell is going on here

[ex-textura]

Got so hype about new Emmrich content that I gave myself a stomach ache...

[lorelune]

sometimes i forget just how big jing yuan is (he can fully block blades body with his own but you can still see parts of him from blades perspective) and i had the most delicious thought of him looming over you, blocking you from someone hes deemed doesnt need to be looking at you (possessive or protective it doesnt matter both are amazing)

ANON... MEOW... i was just talking about this with bee yesterday jing yuan is SO big. broad and tall and large. like in the illustration of him with the rest of the quintet he looks SO much bigger than poor yingxing and dan feng!! he's bulky!!!!

and oh anon i LOVE the thought of him shielding you from unwanted eyes... you're so right protective or possessive are both such lovely flavors. maybe it's some suitor who has been giving you some grief and jing yuan is all to happy to cage you up against a wall or railing to block their view. maybe it's a bit unfair of him, but jy also loves when you get a bit flustered and squirmy when he does so. what can he say, it's cute when you lose your words!!!

[nai-z4ro-0ne]

Shout out to S.tellaron Hunter S.unday. I want him to find freedom and happiness and most important to be well-fed. He's in jail rn tho so for him to join the team they'd first have to take him out of there. I don't think the food portions he gets on there are very generous, it's even possible the guards give him even less food that he's supossed to have, in some way of punishment. So when the S.tellaron Hunters rescue him he's feeling ravenous. S.unday doesn't say it himself, being too cautious about the whole situation, but his tummy speaks enough for them to know how hungry he is.

The truth is that the S.tellaron Hunters may be a group of wanted criminals but they're also very found family-like. They have meals together and keep their pantry full of snacks, and they tell S.unday that he's free to have as much as he wants from it. It does take a loooot of effort for him to warm up with them, but the chance of satisfy his sweet tooth whenever he wants surely helps a lot with that. It's like.... when you gain the trust of a wounded animal by bribing it with food.

[cinnasalmon]

NO IM NOT READY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[wonderful-magician]

THERES SO MANY

My step sister JOKED about the 7 kittens, so I took it as a challenge. Could I design 7 goofy little ( basically chibi ) kittens? Without driving myself mad or not even finishing it? Well.

Kinda.

Also screw cat genetics I do not care LMAO.

[queereldritchgalaxyprincess]

gorgeous gorgeous girls put on a cute outfit and take selfies in order to challenge their greatest source of dysphoria (face stubble itchy)

[respectthepetty]

The devil works hard, but Foei works harder

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: Alright, Misto, what’s it gonna take for you to feel loved? What, you wanna get married? You wanna live happily ever aft-

Mistoffelees: Yeah.

Rum Tum Tugger: What? What did you just say?

Mistoffelees: You asked me to marry you, I’m saying yes.

Rum Tum Tugger: No, I meant when you said that-

Mistoffelees: What? Now you don’t want to get married?

Rum Tum Tugger: No, I-

Mistoffelees: We’ve only been engaged 15 seconds and you’re already getting cold feet.

[lesless]

I have a slew of digestion issues & the thing that consistently helps me most is also really simple: daily salad. I’m so serious, if you have digestion troubles please just buy a tub of pre-chopped butter lettuce & a tub of spring mix (with NO SPINACH because that goes bad fastest & will ruin the tub) & get yourself some deli meats & a few dressings you like & make yourself a salad every day. It’s so annoying that it works. I take a handful of the two boxes of leaves & shred up some lunch meat & squirt some dressing on it & I’m done. If you wanna get fancy you can throw some other stuff on there but most days I’m busy or tired or lazy & two handfuls of leaves/turkey breast/leaf sauce & I’m done & I feel better day to day. Just give it a try for a week you’ll thank me.

[iftitah]

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[teal-bandit]

For he will do as he do do

And there's no doing anything about it