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#have some tums!!!
urhoneycombwitch · 7 days
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lulu I experienced a moment of hubris that almost took me out eating spicy food. I was too confident... I bit off more than I could chew... I thought the devil was going to take me from my seat and now my tummy hurts
anyways I also imagine that Eddie gets in similar situations where he pulls his pants up high, puffs out his chest and is like 😤💪🏻I can do *insert thing here* and then leaves the situation whimpering like a scared dog with his tail between his legs
like it's such a Thing™ that people will go "Eddie, NO!" or "don't you think that's a bad idea?" but he does not listen
“what do you have?” “A KNIFE!” “NOOO!!”
yeah Eddie is such a dumbass (affectionate) who lives to show the fuck off. he gets one (1) sangria in him and is dancing on tables. you’ve had to pry open his mouth and pull horrifying NON-food items from between his teeth like a giant toddler on MULTIPLE occasions bc Dustin dared him to eat something sourced from the ground or a desk drawer.
tbh I really think Eddie’s the type to play it cool bc he’s got such dorky swagger but he’s only fooling like… 5% of the group each time. and then when it’s just you and him later he’s sniffling and begging for cuddles because him tummy hurts 🥺🥺🥺
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warpedwings · 3 months
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Misha Collins - Belt Buckles & Tummy. 😍
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📷: [1] MysticPhotography [3] Kreespa [9] MonicaDPhoto
Part One Part Two Part Three Denver
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millenari · 2 months
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whatever the hell is going on here
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lorelune · 7 months
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sometimes i forget just how big jing yuan is (he can fully block blades body with his own but you can still see parts of him from blades perspective) and i had the most delicious thought of him looming over you, blocking you from someone hes deemed doesnt need to be looking at you (possessive or protective it doesnt matter both are amazing)
ANON... MEOW... i was just talking about this with bee yesterday jing yuan is SO big. broad and tall and large. like in the illustration of him with the rest of the quintet he looks SO much bigger than poor yingxing and dan feng!! he's bulky!!!!
and oh anon i LOVE the thought of him shielding you from unwanted eyes... you're so right protective or possessive are both such lovely flavors. maybe it's some suitor who has been giving you some grief and jing yuan is all to happy to cage you up against a wall or railing to block their view. maybe it's a bit unfair of him, but jy also loves when you get a bit flustered and squirmy when he does so. what can he say, it's cute when you lose your words!!!
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cinnasalmon · 2 months
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NO IM NOT READY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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wonderful-magician · 4 months
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THERES SO MANY
My step sister JOKED about the 7 kittens, so I took it as a challenge. Could I design 7 goofy little ( basically chibi ) kittens? Without driving myself mad or not even finishing it? Well.
Kinda.
Also screw cat genetics I do not care LMAO.
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gorgeous gorgeous girls put on a cute outfit and take selfies in order to challenge their greatest source of dysphoria (face stubble itchy)
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respectthepetty · 1 year
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The devil works hard, but Foei works harder
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nai-z4ro-0ne · 6 days
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Shout out to S.tellaron Hunter S.unday. I want him to find freedom and happiness and most important to be well-fed. He's in jail rn tho so for him to join the team they'd first have to take him out of there. I don't think the food portions he gets on there are very generous, it's even possible the guards give him even less food that he's supossed to have, in some way of punishment. So when the S.tellaron Hunters rescue him he's feeling ravenous. S.unday doesn't say it himself, being too cautious about the whole situation, but his tummy speaks enough for them to know how hungry he is.
The truth is that the S.tellaron Hunters may be a group of wanted criminals but they're also very found family-like. They have meals together and keep their pantry full of snacks, and they tell S.unday that he's free to have as much as he wants from it. It does take a loooot of effort for him to warm up with them, but the chance of satisfy his sweet tooth whenever he wants surely helps a lot with that. It's like.... when you gain the trust of a wounded animal by bribing it with food.
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emmikay · 1 year
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Rum Tum Tugger: Alright, Misto, what’s it gonna take for you to feel loved? What, you wanna get married? You wanna live happily ever aft-
Mistoffelees: Yeah.
Rum Tum Tugger: What? What did you just say?
Mistoffelees: You asked me to marry you, I’m saying yes.
Rum Tum Tugger: No, I meant when you said that-
Mistoffelees: What? Now you don’t want to get married?
Rum Tum Tugger: No, I-
Mistoffelees: We’ve only been engaged 15 seconds and you’re already getting cold feet.
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iftitah · 2 months
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#the more i stay around people the more i want to become like them out of spite#because i was so surprised these people are at least 24-26 years age some even did a minor bachelor's before coming here#some have completed post grad and then joined#like aren't you all too fucking old to act that immature#i grew so resentful of everyone how they keep on doing the worst low man shit and then victimize themselves#hypocrites full of shit they don't want to hear the truth#i know no one has the audacity to take a fight with me on here because they know im the youngest here#not because im the youngest but because im better#the girls frown upon me because i don't hear their low mindset humorless jokes and pointo out where they fall short#oh [my irl name] youre so stiff hamesha kami kyun nikalti rahti ho hamesha baat kaatne ki aadat hai learn to take a joke#mazaak hi to kar rahe hain kya yaar#ive cried so many times because i feel suffocated here and out of hate i want to act immature selfish hypocrite too so i do#i become self centered and look into my needs#but everyday bcg shows me how one stays firm in mindset even amidst surrounding of shit people#he points out to me all the time when i start acting like them he says why aren't you trying to rise above#i say ham bhi karte hai na unn chutiyon jaisa behave kyunki unhe unhi ki language mei samajh aata hai#achha ban kar honest banne se kuch nahi milta yaha#but he knows his stuff#he never does these things#however much i let evil thoughts take upon i get astounded everyday how he's practicing his rightful his honesty even tho no one's looking#it makes me want to cry#i hope he gets so ahead in life i hope he stands at the podium one day on a stage and deliver speeches where people actually can see him#like he sees the orator that come to attend our unis gatherings and says everytime kuch to baat hoti hai inn logon mei#i hope he achieves whatever he wants i hope he gets ahead of everyone all this fucking corruption#its not that he's done anything that im applauding he tries his best#and maybe teachers see that too all in class they're only looking at him and teaching they know#do you know how fucking hard it is not get corrupted in this uni and become one of those assholes that have done things unimaginable#im inspired everyday ill try my best to be like him#i do not just want to praise him i want to become someone he doesn't have to say fir tum bhi vahi karogi to kya farq reh jaayega#kuch bada nahi hota logon ki roz roz ki choti choti aadaton se pata chal jaata hai vo kaise hain
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teal-bandit · 1 year
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For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it
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watery-melon-baller · 3 months
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being nauseous and having a stomachache is terrible but it also comes with the joy of being able to lay on the cool bathroom tiles as you wait for god to take you
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ohheyitsjustbear · 10 months
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Low effort "I'm sleepy after work" tummy
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Treats ♡ Tattoos
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ziipzeepzop-eez · 7 months
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GRASS I JUST STARTED MY FUDGING LUCIFER'S WATERFALL AT ‼️WORK‼️ FUDGING FUDGE FUDGITY FUDGE
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bosspigeon · 7 months
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forgot to mention this but my one of my favorite things that happened when i got the chance to play bg3 was after the nautiloid crash when i told shadowheart we should part ways and she insisted we needed to work together to get rid of the tadpoles and it legit sounded like it hurt her to say it
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