#have auston matthews!

[blueskingdom]

there’s something in common with all these.. and it’s not the rollerblades

[graveyardgayme]

i genuinely can't stop laughing he's so fucking funny

bonus to use for all empty netters this year:

[badangle]

the boner nathan mackinnon must have from sid calling him “my captain” all weekend

[3416]

Mitch Marner gets dumped in front of the net, and Auston Matthews takes exception.

Leafs @ Blues | 11.02.24

[tkachukisms]

see the issue is i have a folder of stupid fucking images i want to hockey freak-ify and it IS roughly 400 so far. so i'll likely be here a long while. oh well. | one

[tojisun]

the divas won’t stop yapping

[girljeremystrong]

[korshrimpski]

I like that first overall draft picks kinda get a bonded pair:

You got connor and that freak leon. Known germany lover auston and that guy that’s carlton the bear in human form, mitch. Hot man nico and someone who did not have a brat summer, jesper. Some guy called jack and nico (again!). Saviour of montréal juraj and the sheriff, arber (them and kaiden guhle are a secret 3rd thing). the other generational connor and his buddy kevin. someone called macklin and a guy called will smith.

[wmnylander]

Jan 21, 2024

[eastoncowan]

WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE THIS.

[austronauts]

so obviously mitch posing with the gloves auston lovingly doodled on is cute but auston’s doodles - i keep coming back to them and laughing

there’s been much discussion about what the hell that first creature is supposed to be. prominent guesses thus far are justin bieber, teenage mutant ninja turtle without his shell holding pizza, teenage mutant ninja turtle without his shell in a bow tie, and mitch marner himself)….but like genuinely what is this and why did mitch think it was the funniest thing in the world? also if it is justin bieber or mitch why does this hideous creature have a disproportionately huge neck then a tiny stick figure body.

the second one - LMFAOOOO i remember seeing one of auston’s gloves with THAT “S” sign we all used to draw as kids, so i assume that same S is what he was going for this time? except he fucked it up because graphic design is NOT his passion. so he just turned it into a misshapen “SUP” and handed it to mitch all proudly without an explanation. because auston matthews may be the best goal scorer in the nhl but he is still at his core “the guy who says this is for you then misses”

anyway can we bring the “make nhlers draw their team logos�� thing back because that always delights me

[blueskingdom]

screw the leafs have auston’s side profile instead

[graveyardgayme]

corporate needs you to find the difference between these pictures... I've said it before and I'll say it again, the west coast 1634 script goes crazy.

[mmmitchmmmarner]

bi shoes?

[3416]

Auston ties it with a minute left in regulation from a Mitch assist.

Leafs @ Bruins | 10.26.24

[tkachukisms]

honestly i don't have a funny little caption for this one which is like my bad for sure but hey return of the king or whatever. god my chaser for the scf should be the lotr movies. much to consider | previous chapter