#have a stroke
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steelknight42 · 6 months ago
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new sketchbook requires Awesome first page art. I do not make the rules..
my take on this image (by @/theelegantdude)
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thekawaiibutterflygirl · 1 year ago
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I have one kink and it's a big deal, with the same thing *I* want to do, with my own stories and quizzes. And I don't know what to do with it, but I don't know what to do with it, but I don't think I can get it to be honest with you. And I would say, it was a good idea to make it to the previous job to "support" you. And I would say, it was a good idea to do it for you, to assume that you would be able to do it again, and then you can see it and then you can see it and then I would say it was a good idea!
I have one kink and it's not a good idea.
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as-i-watch · 6 months ago
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Finally a worthy successor of the beach episodes: sauna special
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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago
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oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.
and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.
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crispyliza · 5 months ago
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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:
Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)
tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)
~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)
tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!
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podcastwizard · 1 year ago
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they're electrocuting those poor sex robots
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stygiovictoria · 5 months ago
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i keep thinking about in book 2 when zuko was like horrifyingly happy after he got ovdr his fever and imagining if people saw him like that
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queenoftheimps · 5 months ago
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Daniel: Listen, all I want to do is get out of here alive. Daniel, walking back to the deadly vampire penthouse: WHATSUP, ARMAND, YOU LITTLE BITCH
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hinamie · 7 months ago
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i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem
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irafook · 2 months ago
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Ok, but listen. Harry goes back in time and decides to get rid of Tom Riddle AU, but the sorting hat goes like ??? when it reads Harry's mind. Idk it just irks me how the sorting hat is so understanding in most time travel fics, at best it puts Harry in a house he didn't want to be. But just imagine if it actually tells on Harry, full great hall drama with the hat going like "HE'S HERE TO MURDER SOMEONE"
And ofc Tom is instantly obsessed with the murder boy.
Extra:
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(ofc the poor hat is not broken, it's on the verge of a nervous breakdown)
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benevolenterrancy · 1 month ago
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i'm sure this joke has been done before but i'm new here so now it's my turn -- the bing-ge vs bing-mei extra sure is something huh
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whumblr · 2 years ago
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Website: Pwease disable your adblock? 🥺👉👈
My adblock:
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weekend-conspiracy-theorist · 5 months ago
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given cass's canonical love of reality tv, I am absolutely certain that every year babs has to go into cbs's recruitment email and delete her survivor audition video
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mikeluciraphgabe · 7 months ago
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Part 18 masterpost
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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago
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when I was up all night Friday, my eyes were swollen shut from allergies - that’s the only thing stopping me from grabbing a ride to the closest animal shelter.
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meamiki · 5 months ago
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silly comic based on a time i struggled to read live on stream :thumbsup:
context clip compilation below ASDASDFASA
(cw for brief mention of hospitals/strokes)
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