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steelknight42 · 5 months ago

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new sketchbook requires Awesome first page art. I do not make the rules..

my take on this image (by @/theelegantdude)

#dirk strider #homestuck #j egbert #dirkjohn #(kinda)#my art #can u tell the gaming chair bout made me #have a stroke #i just realized i forgot his piercings lmao

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thekawaiibutterflygirl · 1 year ago

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I have one kink and it's a big deal, with the same thing *I* want to do, with my own stories and quizzes. And I don't know what to do with it, but I don't know what to do with it, but I don't think I can get it to be honest with you. And I would say, it was a good idea to make it to the previous job to "support" you. And I would say, it was a good idea to do it for you, to assume that you would be able to do it again, and then you can see it and then you can see it and then I would say it was a good idea!

I have one kink and it's not a good idea.

#have a stroke #i added some punctuation #and some formatting #have fun

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as-i-watch · 6 months ago

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Finally a worthy successor of the beach episodes: sauna special

#the mad mage is having a fucking stroke #as i watch dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

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pangur-and-grim · 23 days ago

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oh. I think my fears about Chiefcake passing from old age were more on point than I realized. she's acting very weak right now.

and it's late on a friday, when all the rabbit-specific vets have closed. I'll call around anyway to see if at home euthanasia is an option tonight.

#I didn't expect it to be this soon #she's been sleeping more and urinating outside of the litter box #so I was planning on getting her on arthritis meds to see if those helped her move around better #but tonight......I know how animals act when they're dying.#something has gone wrong inside her #god these things always happen at night when the vets have closed 💀#all I can do is stay with her and try to make her as comfortable as possible #this sucks #at least she still feels good enough to eat the apple slice I'm offering and tooth-purr while being stroked

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crispyliza · 5 months ago

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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

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podcastwizard · 11 months ago

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they're electrocuting those poor sex robots

#melissa is having a stroke

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stygiovictoria · 5 months ago

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i keep thinking about in book 2 when zuko was like horrifyingly happy after he got ovdr his fever and imagining if people saw him like that

#hes not mad at anyone or trying to capture aang cuz he is now seeking peace☮️ love♥️ and prosperity🕊️#Iroh is having a stroke somewhere #atla #avatar the last airbender #my art #doodles #zuko #aang #sokka #katara #toph #jin #jinko

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queenoftheimps · 5 months ago

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Daniel: Listen, all I want to do is get out of here alive. Daniel, walking back to the deadly vampire penthouse: WHATSUP, ARMAND, YOU LITTLE BITCH

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #daniel molloy #armand de romanus #louis de pointe du lac #spoilers #spoiler #this man needs slightly less confidence #real rashid is gonna have a stroke

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hinamie · 7 months ago

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i'm on an itafushi kick and i am making it everyone else's problem

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fanart #jjk fanart #megumi #yuuji #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM ok i just love them so much #thinking abt them makes my heart do this unpleasant clench-stutter-race #and i think thats love???? unclear #anyway they are not out of my system so have sketches i will exposure therapy myself into posting more rough pieces if it kills me #im beginning to think that one of the reasons ive been so averse to posting sketches #is the fact tht i havent allowed myself to play around with different strokes n textures so ! I Will Do That .#rough chalk brush my beloved dry oil brush my beloved uneven pen textures my beloved #but god i just. BITES them.#however . one complaint. when both parties in a couple have pointy hair n u have to make them realistically interact . pain .#>:( i know i love u triangles..... but u r pushing ur luck

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irafook · 1 month ago

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Ok, but listen. Harry goes back in time and decides to get rid of Tom Riddle AU, but the sorting hat goes like ??? when it reads Harry's mind. Idk it just irks me how the sorting hat is so understanding in most time travel fics, at best it puts Harry in a house he didn't want to be. But just imagine if it actually tells on Harry, full great hall drama with the hat going like "HE'S HERE TO MURDER SOMEONE"

And ofc Tom is instantly obsessed with the murder boy.

Extra:

(ofc the poor hat is not broken, it's on the verge of a nervous breakdown)

#tomarry #tomarrymort #tmrhp #tom riddle #harry potter au #time travel au #fanart #my art #the hat is too old for this #dumbledore will have a stroke #dippet just wants to retire already #please notice the dumb malfoy boy with a crush #it's in his genes to be pottersexu4l #tom will flag him alive out of jealousy when he notices #feel free to write about this au #just please send it to me because I would love to read more of it too

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whumblr · 2 years ago

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Website: Pwease disable your adblock? 🥺👉👈

My adblock:

#it's still counting Im having a stroke #it's in the 5000s now #it's hilarious no way Im disabling

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weekend-conspiracy-theorist · 4 months ago

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given cass's canonical love of reality tv, I am absolutely certain that every year babs has to go into cbs's recruitment email and delete her survivor audition video

#cass watching people pass out from malnutrition and heat stroke while doing endurance challenges: skill issue #she'd way less good at the social side of things in that a lot of people would hate her for being an asshole #but also she'd always know when they're lying to her and also be 30x smarter than they've underestimated her to be #also I think she'd be good at finding immunity idols #honestly I think people would want her in their alliances for her inability to lose at challenges in the first half of the game #and then be utterly blindsided by how sneaky and clever she is in the back half #and she'd literally always have immunity so like #cassandra cain #this deserves to be in the tag I'm RIGHT #if you saw that I said the cw in the first version of this post no I didn't

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benevolenterrancy · 21 days ago

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i'm sure this joke has been done before but i'm new here so now it's my turn -- the bing-ge vs bing-mei extra sure is something huh

#the luo binghes having a normal one #svsss #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #my art #not actually done the extra yet i had to stop to do this because it was making me laugh #WHO IS THAT OTHER DOG #bingge sure has no idea what's going on but he is prepared to roll with it (derogatory)#meanwhile for bingmei it is On Fucking Sight he is going to KILL HIS DOUBLE and get his shizun back asap #excited to see how this one is going to end #(also election results are coming in and i cannot concentrate on my book i will have a stroke so art and music instead)

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mikeluciraphgabe · 6 months ago

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Part 18 masterpost

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pangur-and-grim · 21 days ago

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when I was up all night Friday, my eyes were swollen shut from allergies - that’s the only thing stopping me from grabbing a ride to the closest animal shelter.

#rabbits are messy and destructive but I do love having them #Chiefcake had such a big soft head #and if she got her way she’d have you stroking it for hours #she should have gotten her way more often :(

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meamiiikiii · 5 months ago

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silly comic based on a time i struggled to read live on stream :thumbsup:

context clip compilation below ASDASDFASA

(cw for brief mention of hospitals/strokes)

#in stars and time #isat #isat odile #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #<- not big ones but the convo this stems from occurs on 3rd floor before king act 2 so #cw hospital #cw stroke #<- brief stroke talk in the clip thats why #odile i am so sorry for making u deal with the fact that i cant read #or just input words?? where there arent any??? i dont know why i do that????#these streams have made me realize i sometimes just autofill words when reading SAFADDA #also random side headcanon i was thinking of while drawing this #is odile speaks alot with her hands?#idk why i just think its fun?#and kinda makes sense as someone who has travelled a lot thru different countries?#personal observation but you can convey/tell a lot without knowing a much of a different language via body language #as someone who grew up with family who spoke a different language that i do not speak LMAO #especially hands!! those say a lot!!#reading body langauge/tone helped me a lot when guessing if what was being talked about a good thing or not #tho tone to a lesser extent since uh it can be hard to tell at times i think ASDFDA #so it makes sense to me???#the art of pointing in general location is a universal skill i think?? yea #to a lesser extent i think siffrin might do this? but more subdued/under the cloak so #the cloak ends up getting in the way 90% of the time so no one can actually see that lmao #okay tag talk over #no stream time today because weather boooooo storms

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