#hastur ligur

[amagnificentobsession]

i'll dance, dance, dance,

with my hands, hands, hands,

above my head, head, head,

like jesus said,

♥️✨🔥

DANCE OMENS

Sketch fest tonight and had some fun with an exercise in movement. Enjoy!

[i-only-ever-asked-questions]

Updated! A few days ago the contract Crowley signs in S1 came up on discord. Being the crazy person that I am, I set on the quest of finding out what it actually says. I couldn't make out everything, especially at the end where Crowley's hand and the sparks obscure the lines but I made out most of it (transcript below the break).

One of the things I like the most is that the contract specifically says "Anthony Crowley of Mayfair, London." In the book, Hastur tells Crowley not to use that name: "No. Not A. J. Crowley. Your real name.” Crowley nodded mournfully, and drew a complex, wiggly sigil on the paper. It glowed redly in the gloom, just for a moment, and then faded."

Interesting things:

The contract is referred to as "the Agreement" - HA!

The contract is between Hastur and Ligur ("the Customer") and Crowley ("the Service Provider"). Not with Hell itself or with Satan.

The contract never actually says what "the Service" is nor does it say how much Crowley is supposed to be paid (so is it just delivering the baby to the convent, or all the upbringing too?)

There is a part that says Hastur and Ligur will pay the costs when the operation is done. But later on it also says that Crowley will not be reimbursed for his own expenses. Talk about being shortchanged!

Hastur and Ligur will NOT provide any help

Crowley must contribute to a retirement plan (Superannuation) for himself and his employees if he has any (how thoughtful)

And lastly, I learned the UK has Superannuations and it is not just an Australian thing! (go figure! the things GO teaches me)

So here you have it. A contract from Hell! literally If anyone can make out the words I couldn't or finds an error, please let me know and I'll update this one.

Full transcript:

[Line covered by clip and Ligur’s fingers] (the "Agreement")

BETWEEN

HASTUR AND LIGUR of HELL (the "Customer")

AND

ANTHONY J CROWLEY of MAYFAIR LONDON (the "Service Provider")

BACKGROUND a. The Costumer is of the opinion that the Service Provider has the necessary qualifications experience and abilities to provide services for the Customer. The Costumer will pay the Service Provider per project agreed. Each project has its own costs and the Service Provider agrees to inform the Customer what are the costs involved when setting the operation and the Costumer agrees to pay the total amount when the project is delivered. b. The Compensation will be payable upon completion of the Services. The Service Provider is responsible for paying any Superannuation Guarantee contributions that may be required in relation to the work performed by the Service Provider or by the employees of the Service Provider under this Agreement c. The above Compensation includes all applicable sales tax, and dues as required by law

Provision of Extras a. The Customer will not provide any resources, assistance or extra for use by the Service Provider in providing the Services Reimbursement of Expenses b. The Service Provider will not be reimbursed for expenses incurred by the Service Provider in connection with providing the Services of this Agreement. Independence of Services c. In providing the Sevices under the Agreement it is expressly agreed that the Service Provider is acting as an independent contractor and not as an employee. The Service Provider and the Customer acknowledge that the Agreement does not create a partnership or joint venture between them, and is exclusively a contract for service

Notes a. All suits, requests, demands or other communication required or permitted by the terms of this Agreement by will be given in writing and delivered to the Parties of the Agreement as follows

ANTHONY J CROWLEY of MAYFAIR LONDON

HASTUR AND LIGUR of HELL

and each [Illegible words due to Crowley’s hand] notify the other.

[ILLEGIBLE WORD]

ANTHONY J CROWLEY

[sepssii]

Regular day at the office

[lookitsstevie]

I'm late but happy trans day of visibility! Have two respectful demons

[andagon]

Hell's finest

Artist: @toyo_chang_ Source on Xwitter

@the-demon-team @komorezuki @lower-management

[hikarry]

In episode 1 season 1 when Hastur and Ligur are all menacing "Hail Satan!" and Crowley arrives, just the lil guy like "Huh, hi, guys!"

He's so ridiculous, I love him

That whole scene is such an amazing introduction to Crowley. He is so disinterested in Hell's business and full of silly energy. He just wants to get it over and done with and get back to his life. Send those two bozos packing. And then they put the Anti-Christ on his lap. They screwed up his Girl Tuesday

[bacolotl]

Hmmm👀

Home alone: Warlock edition coming to no cinema near you in September 2024

@ngkiscool @do-it-with-style-events

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[zevampirex]

The all Cat omens gang, can you tell who is who?

[phantomstatistician]

Fandom: Good Omens

Sample Size: 56,282 stories

Source: AO3

[gleafer]

Ew! I mean, AWWWWW! Some ships should sink, but this one refuses to.

Or: IMMA MAKE EVERYONE KISS LIKE CHILD ME DID WITH MY BARBIE DOLL AND ALL MY NEIGHBOR’S G.I.JOES

[vidavalor]

Funny old world

[amazingdeadfish]

Gonna meet my overdue quota and revive the GO Shadowpuppet AU before leaving it alone to marinate for another few months or so.

[lookitsstevie]

And... sold to Mister Fell! What are you gonna do with your flash bastard?

...should I keep him in my basement

[applecidersstuff]

Here’s a thing that freaks me out; demons have emotions and empathy.

Angels are always calm and annoy is the only emotion that we actually see them express. While demons have a big spectrum of emotions: we have Hastur being sad about Ligurs death; Beelzebub worried, happy and caring; Dagon being sarcastic and disgusted; we see how upset Furfur was when Crowley didn’t recognize him; Erick has plenty of emotions which I don’t think I need to mention; demon Beelzebub talks too in one of the episodes was concerned about them and feels scared when realizes that he’d been talking much. The only demon who doesn’t seem to have any “irregular demonic” emotions is Shax.

And we have two Angels who actually express emotions from the start. Crowley and Muriel. Crowley acts like other demons in present, but pre-fall Crowley is as emotional as Muriel. And it contrasts radically with Jimbriel and Aziraphale, yes they have some emotions but not as much as Muriel or Crowley.

Demons also have better understanding of humans and kids. Beelzebub is the one who actually tries to convince Adam to help them, while others just trying to force him to fulfill/go against his destiny. Crowley is the one who’s favorite animal is kids, and he’s the one who goes to help Elsbeth immediately while trying to explain to Angel that things angels say about wealth and money are lunacy.

And considering that Muriel already considered Crowleys child and the angel she’ll protect at all cost. I have some concerns about their position in Heaven, and them being an angel at all in the future ….

[hikarry]

Do you think Hastur has nightmares with Crowley saying "Do you feel lucky?" after he saw said individual bath in a tub of Holy Water. Holy Water that was used to threaten him while he thought the freak was not immune to? But turns out (he thinks) Crowley is? Do you think he saw his life flash before his tiny black eyes when Crowley asked the Archangel Michael for a towel?