#haru to me is that meme with the cat.

[tamedgod]

thinking about how when people see haru's cosmetically altered fangs in her modern / non-monster girl verses most of them think she's one of those vampire-obsessed girlies. and sometimes she'll even just agree to that if someone asks (as she doesn't like telling people she doesn't know or trust much about herself). but really... she's just a crazy cat lady...

[blushblushbear]

Kitsune’s boys if they were clingy?

can't tell if you mean if the boys were being clingy or if marshmallow was--- SO

Aki;

if marshmallow is being clingy:

well of course they are!

why wouldn't they be!

He's the great Aki!

hehe...

but no seriously he's loving the attention

and affection

and adoration

he actually doubles down and wants to impress you more and more

he just wants you to fawn over him

it's like a dream come true <3

loves when you're blowing up his phone <3

he's like a giddy teenager, lay on his stomach kicking his feet lol

if Aki is being clingy:

he actually gets like that sometimes

sometimes he feels little attention starved

and love starved

and Bunny starved

lots of Aki hanging off you

lots of sneaking kisses

doesn't wanna let you go

SNEAK ATTACK! (it's a hug that he refuses to let go of)

did he do good?? maybe a head pat?? or a kiss??????

Haru;

If marshmallow is being clingy:

again these boys with their

WELL OF COURSE YOU ARE

I'm wonderful!

look at me!

I'm very dazzling

*checks to make sure you're still staring at him*

honestly LOVES being drowned in affection

loves it even more from you cause he knows it's the real deal

he actually didn't realize how much he loved just being the target of romantic acts of affection until you laid it on him

now when you cling to him and kiss him all over his face

he just kinda melts

it makes him so dizzily happy

also loves the constant communication

gets excited every time he sees a text from you

somebody loves Haru~~ (but like, for real this time)

does get a little Excited sometimes when he's being loved all over but honestly

he kinda ignores it for a bit sometimes

he's enjoying actually feeling loved and adored for realsies!

if Haru is clingy;

Oh honey, do I got some news for you

Haru is 100000% gonna be a clingy motherfucker

think about it

he went from sucking up all the attention and adoration and affection of basically anyone who would give it to him

not to mention probably multiple people at once

down to a singular person

whose like---- actually really digging him for him and also that he also really digs

he is gonna be the most clingy boyfriend ever, especially at the start

you know those high maintenance memes about some girlfriends??

yeah he's that

he needs at least 5 texts a day, NOT including gm, gn and lunch pic texts!

he's not gonna demand a selfie but like--- low key he needs one

like emotionally

so yeah, he wants a selfie

he's going to be constantly texting you

he will pout if he doesn't feel like he's getting enough attention

he will cling to you physically a lot

he's almost like a cat, he will try and interrupt whatever your doing for Haru time

has def snuck up behind you, wrapped himself around you and if you didn't fully stop looking at your phone when he does he will take your phone and gently toss it away (not to break but just out of reach)

it's Haru time

he needs kisses

and lovin'

and touchin'

and maybe some tongue

(def some tongue)

he's a little addicted now, I won't lie

Fuyu;

if marshmallow is clingy:

tries to play it cool

like oh, cursebreaker, when did you get here?? no matter, feel free to keep clinging to me, it can get very cold here

but in his head he's screaming

ATTENTION!

AFFECTION!

LOVE!

CURSE BREAKER!!!

loves to feel cherished

loves to feel adored

loves to feel loved

just loves you!

the more you hold him, the more he realizes how lonely he was

and how much he craved being held

to be the object of someone's affections

your touches and kisses and cuddles

and when you play with his hair his brain melts and he sort of stops working

how someone so fearsome and powerful can become so soft and warm over something as simple as a nuzzle and a kiss is beyond him

but shut up and keep loving on him, he has a lot of lonely nights of no one to hold to make up for!

if Fuyu is clingy:

he actually doesn't get clingy often

he's still trying to learn how to be as an open caring romantic partner

or a romantic partner at all

but sometimes he just carves you

carves your warmth and your closeness

the smell of your hair as he nuzzles into you

and he can't help it

he'd only ever let himself indulge if you two are alone and if you give him the okay

but once he gets that okay he's like a loving puppy

he wants to shower you with adoration

worship at your alter

make you feel as treasured as you are to him

also he wants to kiss your sweet little nose <3

he's as giddy as a one tail <3

[haruhar-u]

Haru’s moots :D

I forgot the order we became moots on my old account so this is the order on this account

@xen-blank: Xen/Luc/Levi: Skrunkly blorbo pookie. You are super cool and nice. Yout fun to talk to. I like talking to them. I trust you as much as you can trust someone on the internet. Supported me through the whole accidentally deactivated incident.Also an overall safe person for me. pnline sibloubf

@citrusitonit: Citrus: Fellow fuckling, biting you biting you. Who let you be so funny? Also you seem to always be online…

@minty-bubblegum: Minty: Mama :D. Also you have the same birthday as me which is super cool. Music taste is immaculate

@cheezy-moon: Moony: Based taste in characters. Also fellow fuckling. Super cool ocs and super nice. I like your energy

@leonistic: Soru: We don’t interact that much but we do you’re super sweet. Also your writing is just yes. I had a heart attack when you followed me

@dove-da-birb: Dove: one of my very first moots. Super cool. Like an older sibling to me. When they followed me a whole bunch of other followed me too. Bird mafia? Also your earring collection is super cool.

@lucent-blade: Lucent: we haven’t interacted once but your arcana takes are very good :).

@carmensdia: Eden: also haven’t interacted much but whenever we do your are super nice. I like having you on my dash. I like reading your opinions

@the-banana-0verlord: Lilian: Nice just nice. Offered to help me learn French. Super cool. I also had a heart attack when you followed me back. Super supportive too. Also you like fruits basket which is just yes

@ithseem: Ithseem: Super supportive and nice. Really cool ocs too! Also really cute chibis :D

@twistwonderlanddevotee: Sofia: we haven’t t interacted much but you’re super sweet and nice from what I seen.

@lu-lul: Lulu: my wifey and irl

@krenenbaker: Kren: super supportive and nice. Takes part in all my ask games and reblogs my writing a lot. Good vibes. I look up to you. Yes again like a older sibling to me.

@thekitchenywitch: We haven’t interacted much but you were surprised I saw one of your takes (which was an immaculate take in Asra btw) so I decided you’re cool.

@edith-is-apparently-a-cat: Edie: SUPER cool. You are very sweet I wanna swing you around and then squeeze you. You’re the last hope of wholesomeness on this hellsite /hj

@supergigabigboybabechad: Lenore: Super nice one of my first moots. You aren’t online often but when you are I love interacting with you

@angelhairpastawithherbs: Rose: I love love reading your takes. Also the Sukuna meme you made last night is just yes. Also your writing?????? You’re just a super cool person

@averagetoyakinnie: Joey: my first moot. We don’t interact often but your taste in anime is just so good. We watched so many of the same shows. I love interacting with you

@overly-niche-twst: Joy: you were the one of the first accounts I followed on my old account. I love seeing you on my dash too. Your memes are super funny and accurate to the character. Also Wriothesley is based

@silvers-numberonefan: Kei: I don’t know much about kpop but I love seeming you ramble about it. Also a milgram fan super cool. I see you almost as a younger sibling.

@azulashengrottospiano: Auburn: I love your blog. It’s just so nice. I looked up to you since I started Tumblr basically and had a heart attack when you followed me back. I hope your pillow is cold tonight

@chocolate-cat-bread: Nene: little sibling irl

@vivislosingitagain: Vivi: We haven’t interacted like at all but I read your posts like they’re the news paper

@v-anrouge: Aster: the person I like sending my Vil brainrot to. Very take you have is canon idc what it is. Also kinda like an older sibling to me. You’re super cool.

@i-like-forgs: Ryoko: YOURS POSTS YES I LIKE READING THEM

@cave-of-jade: Jade: adopted me one day. I now bite

@distant-velleity: Kai: I LOVE LOVE YOUR OCS. Also fellow milgram fan

Psst psst if you’re not on here and want to be lmk

[queenharumiura]

"Hm... so your ego was completely in tact the one time Haru dared you to wear a pineapple prince costume, and you had to?" (The khr fandom learned that day that 'dare my muse to do anything' memes are dangerous around me. Cat ears for you, and you, and you!)

[ciaossu-imagines]

💕 or 📖 from the get to know me meme (for you)

Oh my…I’m super flattered and honestly a little amazed that I got questions for myself (I figured it would be mostly characters with maybe an ask thrown in here and there for my OC’s). So I’m really happy about that but at the same time, god, did you pick the two hardest questions for me ahaha! Like, these are super, duper tough for me to answer! I’ma try my best though!!

Your two top fave fictional characters?

Impossible to answer. Simply impossible. There are so many really great, nuanced, interesting characters out there in so many different forms of media. There are so many characters I really love and have developed deep bonds with over the years and to pick just two is impossible. It’s also really hard because, as I’ve admitted before, my favourites are always constantly changing. Even for just my fandoms on here, my favourite characters are constantly shifting and changing for the most part. Outside of the fandoms I write for on here, Watson from Sherlock Holmes, Ron Weasley from Harry Potter, Leo from the Heroes of Olympus series, and Frank from Hold Me Closer, Necromancer are some of my favourite literary characters. For video games, it’s Link and Princess Peach all the way for me, because I was raised on a babysitter’s Nintendo and first loves die hard. To try to give a better answer, I’ll also give my current favourite two characters from each of my fandoms, but remember that in like, two months, these will likely have changed:

For KHR, it’s currently Tsuna and Haru.

For K, it’s Fujishima and Shouhei, currently.

For Servamp, it’s Tsurugi and Yumi and Jun. Just all three of them.

For Iruma-kun, it’s Ifrit and Kalego.

For Bungou Stray Dogs, it’s Fukuchi and Fukuzawa.

For Nanbaka, it’s Hajime and Samon.

For Eyeshield 21, it’s Kid and Agon.

For The Vampire Dies in No Time!, it’s Ronaldo and Shot.

For JJK, it’s Panda and Bernard.

For Dogs, it’s Badou and Giovanni.

For Mashle, it’s Dot and Finn.

For A3!, it’s Tsuzuru and Sakyo.

For S8, it’s Shadow and Reki.

For YYH, it’s Kuwabara and Yusuke.

For Demon Slayer, it’s Zenitsu and Rengoku.

For Assassination Classroom, it’s Karma and Rio.

For Black Cat, it’s Sven and Charden.

For Bleach, it’s Renji and Akon.

For Blue Lock, it’s Ego and Bachira.

For Buddy Daddies, it’s Miri and Rei.

For BNHA, it’s Fat Gum and Mirio.

For Chainsaw Man, it’s Power and Hirofumi.

For Deadman Wonderland, it’s Senji and Karako.

For Fairy Tail, it’s Lucy and Rogue.

For Gangsta., it’s Nic and Hausen.

For GetBackers, it’s Emishi and Ginji.

For Gintama, it’s Gintoki and Kagura.

For Golden Kamuy, it’s Asirpa and Ogata.

For Haikyuu, it’s Daichi, Suga, and Asahi – all three are tied in a great big bow like a giant present and they’re where a vast majority of my love is going. And lust…some of that most definitely.

For Hunter x Hunter, it’s Ging and Chrollo.

For High Card, it’s Chris and Vijay.

For Hinomaru Sumo, it’s Hinomaru and Yuma.

For Joker Game, it’s Sakuma and Jitsui.

For Karneval, it’s Gareki and Yogi.

For Kuroko no Basuke, it’s Taiga and Midorima.

For Magi, it’s Jafar and Sinbad.

For Yowamushi Pedal, it’s Makishima and Sakamichi.

For Mob Psycho 100, it’s Shigeo and Dimple.

For Naruto, it’s Sasori and Deidara.

For One Punch Man, it’s Zombieman and King.

For One Piece, it’s Luffy and Smoker.

For Ronin Warriors, it’s Rowen and Kento.

For Ouran, it’s Honey and Haruhi.

For Saiyuki, it’s Gojyo and Goku.

For The Royal Tutor, it’s Heine and Bruno.

For Tokyo Revengers, it’s Mikey and Ken.

For Soul Eater, it’s Maka and Stein.

For Durarara, it’s Celty and Shinra.

For Kekkaishi, it’s Tokine and Shishio.

For 07-Ghost, it’s Frau and Hyuuga.

For Windbreaker, it’s Mitsuki and Tasuku.

For Beyblade, it’s Kenny and Madoka.

For Black Clover, it’s the whole of the Agrippa family because their designs are cool and Zora.

For Mystic Messenger, it’s V and Jumin.

For Ikemen Revolution, it’s Fenrir and Sirius.

For Class of the Titans, it’s Neil and Odie.

For Gravity Falls, it’s Stan and Wendy.

For Ultimate Spider-Man, it’s Danny and Peter.

For The Covenant, it’s Pogue and Tyler.

For The Mighty Ducks, it’s Averman and Fulton.

For The Outsiders, it’s Dally and Pony.

For Hold Me Closer, Necromancer, it’s Frank and Sean.

Fave book?

I have a lot of books that I dearly love. Much like with characters, it’s really impossible to just choose one. The list of them all that I think are fantastic would fill whole pages. I read a lot of different genres though, surprising because it’s a large part of what I write, pure romance remains the only thing I don’t enjoy reading at all. Mostly because I find them either very formulaic with cliched characters or I find the romances they portray to be vaguely (or in some cases, not so vaguely) toxic. There are a few exceptions to that rule as there are a few romances that I did enjoy, but largely because of other factors within the story. There’s a Harlequin series, of all things, underneath their paranormal romance series, called the Bloodrunners and I enjoyed those. I also enjoyed Dante and Aristotle Discover the Secrets of the Universe. I read a lot of biographies (mostly recently read Britney Spears biography), adore cozy mysteries (currently reading the Murder, She Wrote novel series) and not so cozy mysteries (excited to start the second book in the John Ceepak mysteries). I also read a lot of urban fantasy (big fan of the fantastical noir tropes, with Who Censored Roger Rabbit being a fantastic example and I do enjoy the Dresden Files). Horror though? That’s my jam. I’ve been a huge Stephen King fan since I was around eleven and I really love Grady Hendrix. I also am not someone who feels I need to keep myself to reading only adult novels. I love kids books. I recently revisited and read all the classic Goosebumps books for a wave of nostalgia and despite being written for kids, I love the Percy Jackson series and own a lot of both the Nancy Drew and the Hardy boys novels. Of course, the classics are always worth reading. I reread Alice in Wonderland and The Little Prince quite often, along with the Anne of Green Gables novels, Little Women/Little Men, and Frankenstein quite often. Basically, I just really love books and always appreciate any good recommendations for new ones.

[catlover-multifandom]

Cute Kitty Island drama update, day 6 and 7 update. It’s getting juicy

Day 6:

- R mii finally confesses her feelings for Eren with the simple plea of “you kinda smell like a baka” (in reference to that one meme)

- eren accepts. I tell R. She hates me for it.

- L and 707 are still going strong and went on 4 dates. Like they had the little problem bubble and wanted advice for their next date. 4 times.

- Big fight between Al and my friend C. Combusting flame type fight. They’re all good now.

- I added more Love Live and BangDream characters to the island. Haru has become friends with them all. He’s making the Haru harem harum but with girls on the island since there isn’t a sexuality feature in this game.

- Al had a problem. The problem was that he wanted to brag to me about how great Mii is as a gf. I’m honored, cat boy

Day 7:

- L wanted to go on another date with 7. I hear wedding bells in the future, they’ve both had the “let’s get married!” thing for a few days now.

- Ed and Al are best friends on the island. That’s so cute considering how they’re best friends in the story 🥹🥹

- Mii become best friends with R for like 10 minutes

- Eren has a problem, he’s hungry. I feed him. Then I leave the apartment and see a pink bubble…

- it hasn’t been 24 hours and R wants to propose to Eren. I texted R to let her know the good news, she hasn’t responded.

- proposal was a success! Congrats to the newlyweds, R and Eren! They went to Switzerland for their honeymoon.

- I sit in disbelief as how the heck are they the first to get married. I’ve had this island for not even a full week yet. Next comes babies, I’m not telling R that though…

- Al’s relationships say “not getting along” with Mii :( please turn around…

- Winry and Ed are hanging out. manifesting edwin.

- I asked the miis of the island on judgement bay: cats or dogs? the island overwhelmingly picked cats. Good.

[shadowtarot]

So I think we've gotten enough P5 Spin-offs at this point to know what running gags they'll take from the central games to constantly reference. And I'd personally say that, out of the modern trilogy, P5's running gags aren't nearly as egregious as in P4's.

If you've not played every spin off its fine, nothing I talk about here will be spoilery.

So who's the center of these two running gags? Yusuke and Makoto.

Yusuke's is definitely easier to explain, given how meme worthy his Emperor confidant is when he strikes the iconic Orboro Pose in the church. It's definitely gotten nods in every game at least once. Persona 5 the Animation even had the episode which covered Yusuke's whole confidant focus on that moment in detail.

As for Makoto? It's her fear of the paranormal. Say it with me: Dark Spooky Setting, something spooks her, she clings to Joker's leg, adult mistakes her actions as proof she's dating Joker. It's happened before with Sojiro, Zenkichi and will happen again in Tatica based on trailers.

I know there's probably more minor ones, like Morgana's "I'm not a Cat!" Shtick, but given games like PQ2 and Tatica take place during the main plot it makes sense. He doesn't rely on that phrase as much in Strikers, only saying it once and it's totally optional as you can bypass it by teasing Ryuji.

Haru's driving is another joke but it's a blink and you miss it deal in the main plot that only got more cemented in Strikers.

So yeah...just thinking about running gags.

[kiaroscuro]

Uploading all of these pictures makes me realize how many goddamn AUs I actually have, haha. I just,, read something I like and then bam! It's a Persona AU. I mostly, uh, daydream (?) or imagine (??) the scenarios and then need visual representation if I think it's worth revisiting... tell me I'm not the only one? My brain's full of 20 different tabs and one of them plays music. Another blasts memes. The third is rehashing the emotionally exhausting scene I keep trying to pen down for the eight time.

One is obsessed with cats.

(also, this is like, blanket permission for everyone to become inspired and do their own thing with some of these ideas, haha. And tag me if you want!)

Anyways, if we're already talking about AUs!

I like to call this "everyone's a supernatural creature except Ren" because,, that's the main idea. There's three big factions and a lot of smaller ones, and Shujin is an inclusive school for the supernatural as well as regular humans. It's pretty canon except the Metaverse is, like, a coveted realm of consciousness that higher-ranking faction officials try to get their hands on to use it for their own nefarious gains.

A few individuals already have their hands in it, but a rebel group -- consisting of the fey Arsene, Milady and Morgana the fey-aligned and the other persona -- do their best to keep thw conspiracy from gaining full control over the Metaverse. Haru, Ryuji and Ann are also already involved: Haru is helping the rebellion, Ryuji and Ann are antagonistic against her.

Ren knows literally nothing about this, hangs around Ryuji mostly because they're friends, and then an injured Morgana stumbles into his life and Ren gets sucked into the rebellion quickly once he figures out that Shido's the asshole that got him into Shujin in the first place.

Cue everyone being extremely worried about the only human on their group.

[masterfuldoodler]

Keepers Master-post

Sub-tags:

keepers comic keepers meme keepers q&a

Story sub-tags:

scifi hospital boarding school ageless war

Writing and Comics

Dying moments - comic

Rhyin thinks back on his mother's death

Graveside chat - comic

Rhyin and his father visit his uncle's grave. His father has unhealthy responses to grief

Master plan - writing

Vinni plots out a way to make her friend lighten up and hang out more

Heartbeats - writing

Rhyin wakes up from (experimental) surgery and isn't doing well, but (like an idiot) keeps it to himself. P. S. he's really not doing well.

Only a Nightmare - writing

Rhyin's reoccurring nightmare

Dear Those Far Away - comic

Vinni goes on an apprenticeship and finds herself feeling lonely. So she writes letters!

Stages of Grieving - comic

Further exploring Vinni's grief over Rhyin's death, and how the pain pushes her forward onto a different path.

Do I Know You? - comic

introspection on Haru's mental state when things start going down for him

Homesick - comic

Felix is able to reunite with his family! And Skylar gets unexpectedly angsty about it. The two get to have a bonding moment yay

Wake me Up - comic

Ian gets taken away for another 'treatment' Jules is sure will be the death of him. He summons a friend to help him out

Meeting Vidar - comic

Grace and Vokku get caught sneaking around and get rescued from a disturbing creature of sorts

Homesick? - comic

Benji struggles to catch Vokku, and Vokku is feeling lonely and doubting leaving home.

Crash Course intro - writing

Edmund and Rhyin crashing a spaceship as a character bonding moment

Forget me Not? - comic

Val and Rhyin hang out and talk about Rhyin's friends

Welcome Home I guess - comic

Mitz finds herself back on her home planet walking through the streets she grew up in. And things have really changed while she's been gone

Who am I - comic

Valerie finds out about her past and grapples with the implications

Tell Me Why I Feel This Way - comic

When the dreamrealm and the real world start colliding dreams start coming true, which isn't exciting when you're plagued by nightmares and visions about the world's imminent ruin. Luckily Rhyin has a friend willing to fight through to reach him

End of All - comic

Tehvlar has finally finished his project; recreating his body into chaos. That's when Rhyin comes back from the dead, and he has things to say.

Three's a Crowd - comic (scene concept)

Betty and Skylar set out to tag and investigate a ghost in an abandoned building nearby places people go missing from...

Deleted Scene (the cannibal in the swamp) - comic

Ketsler, Felix, and Skylar go investigating and find an unlikely character in the swamp

Deleted Scene (curiosity killed the cat) - comic/writing

Rhyin finds himself thrown into the future and goes looking for answers but instead stumbles into trouble

Animation

Are You Bored Yet? - animatic

What if you almost fell in love, but the world fell apart first. And when you found each other again you'd changed, and she was almost another person. What if you fell in love all over again?

History Has It's Eyes On You - animatic

I've had this idea for several years now, finally worked up the guts to try doing it. It kinda wraps up and touches on a lot of the aspects of the wizard side of the Keepers plot

To be updated as things are posted and the story changes or morphs.

[1-sasha-stuff-1]

Into Another World - Mha x Reader

Chapter 5: Welcoming Package & Shopping

A/n - Hello, and here is another chapter for you guys, hope you enjoy ^U^

Key:

f/c - Favorite color

s/f/c - Second Favorite color

f/g - Favorite game

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I’m sitting on my bed and playing with the ring on my finger that Shinsou has given me. A few weeks have passed and its now March 31st and it’s been a while since the run-in with Bakugo and (to my pleasure) I haven’t seen him whenever I go out. I also still talk to Shinsou whenever I’m not busy and we talk about the most random things, but we usually just send each other cat memes. He tells me that Corn Flake is doing just fine, even though he’s on the verge of life and death. 

Hearing the doorbell ring, I go downstairs to see who it is as always, my parents are out of the house. (dad and mom are at the construction site where my mom's store will be)

Opening up the door, no one is seen but a fairly big rectangular package is on the ground in front of the door. Grabbing the package, I close the door and lock it up again as I look over the package, seeing if it was mailed for my mom or dad. As I found the package label, it wasn't mailed to either of my parents, but it was to me.

Going back upstairs and sitting cross-legged on the rug on the floor, I begin to open the box.

Opening the package, I found two things, a bag of clothing and a letter. 

Reaching for the bag and ripping it open, I lay out the clothing seeing that it’s similar to my old junior high uniform but different colors, it being black and my old one being a cream white and a bright blue.

Taking out the letter next, I also rip it open.

Dear Y/n L/n,

Aldera Junior High is pleased to have you joining our school!

This is your ‘Welcoming’ kit, inside you will find your school uniform, schedule, the school rule packet, and ect., whatever you will need for this year at Aldera Junior High.

This school year will begin on April 5th of ####.

As principal of Aldera Junior High, I am honored to have you be a part of not just a school system, but our family. 

We hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,

Mr. Camburn

“Family my ass...” I mumbled to myself as I placed the letter aside and took out another few sheets of paper. The first one was my schedule while the second one was the things I needed for this year. Setting those papers aside with the letter, I practically pull out a textbook of just paper. 

Wanting to know what it was, I read the cover as my eyes pop-out.

Aldera Junior High Rule Book

“There's no way in hell these are all the rules...” I thought as I skimmed through the textbook of rules and ended up throwing it aside with the rest of the things. Gathering everything up, I set all the papers on my shelf above my bed and my school uniform right next to it. 

And that when I finally realize something, and my eyes grow wide as I double check if I’m right by looking over the welcoming letter twice.

“I start school in five days?!”

| | | | // The next day, April 1st\\

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In the kitchen, mom, dad, and I sit around the table eating breakfast. 

“Hey mom?”

She turns to look at me, “Yes Y/n, what is it?”.

“I got a package from the school I’m supposed to go to, Albera Junior High or something like that.”

“Oh, it arrived! I thought that it was going to arrive earlier, and I got worried! Did your uniform come in?”

Nodding and swallowing the remaining food I had left in my mouth I take my plate to the sink and begin to wash it.

“I also got the welcoming letter and the supply list.”

“That's great! So, when do you start?” she asked as she also picked up her plate and dad’s plate as they both finished and set them aside for me to wash them.

“The 5th, like, in four days.” I say as I hear a gasp behind me. After washing, drying, and putting the dishes away, I turn to see my mom grabbing the keys from the counter and her phone.

“Um, mom. Where are you going?” Without answering my question, she begins to talk to my dad.

“Haru dear, I’m going out with Y/n for her supplies for the day.”

“That’s fine by me dear, I’ve already had plans to get on an online meeting with my coworkers from Tokyo.”

“Perfect, Y/n, go get your supply list! We are going shopping!” she says with her eyes practically sparkling with joy of getting to have time to spend with her daughter for the day. 

Nodding, I go upstairs and graph the list and my phone. I turn on my phone to see that Shinsou has texted me and so I text him back.

[•Toshi•]  

Wyd?

[Hornet]

I’m about to go out shopping, when do you start school?

[•Toshi•]  

I’m starting tomorrow, u?

[Hornet]

Could never be me. 

April 5th

[•Toshi•]

Lucky

[Hornet]

Ikr, like imagine starting tomorrow.

[•Toshi•]

Shut up

[Hornet]

No, u

[•Toshi•]

Shut up or I’ll make u

[Hornet]

Ay yo? 🤨 

That’s kind of…. 🤔

[•Toshi•]

You have such a dirty mind.

[Hornet]

That’s not my fault.

Anyways, ttyl, gtg

Exiting the messaging app and turning my phone off, I headed downstairs as I heard my mom yell out to hurry up. 

Finally downstairs, I walk out the door and get into the front passenger seat with my mom in the driver's seat as she exits out of the driveway and towards the city once again.

| | | |

//Out on the streets of Musutafu\\

| | | |  

After parking the car, mom and I both get out of the car and walk down the streets to find where to get my supplies. 

“Alright, let's go to that store over there, we can get most of your things there and then we can get the remaining things somewhere else, alright?” she says as you nod and you both head into the store.

As you two enter the store, a phone begins to ring and it was my moms, she answers the phone with an annoyed ‘what?’ and her face then becomes serious. Hanging up, she looks back at me apologetically.

“Listen, it's a business up from Tokyo and they want to talk to your father and I up there in person right now in about an hour or so.  I’m sorry, here.”, taking out a black card and handing it to y/n. As y/n takes it, her eyes are practically popping out of her sockets, and she looks back up at her.

“Where and how did you even get this?! Aren’t like black cards cost a lot of money?!”

“Y/n, you always have to be prepared for any occasion, now, just use that card and type in the code on the back of it on the number pad once you pay for your stuff, I have to go, be good, okay? Bye!” She briefly hugs you as she turns back and out the door she goes. 

Looking back at the card in your hand, you quickly set it in your pocket that your leggings had so you won’t lose it and begin to look around for the supplies you need.

| | | //30 minutes later\\

| | |  

Leaving the store, you had most of the things in the bags that you now carry. Laughing to yourself, you remember the face that the cashier gave to you as you paid with the black card and the faces from the people behind you. They were all shocked as their jaws dropped to the floor.

As you're walking, you see another store and go in, seeing that this store might actually have notebooks and a calculator as the previous one didn’t. Entering the store, you're greeted, and you greet back to the cashier and begin walking down the aisle. 

Having thought that you won’t be finding either of the supplies, you find some notebooks and grab them, and after heading off to another two lanes down, you find the calculator you were looking for and head towards the cashier and pay for your things. After paying for your supplies, you head to the mall.

//At the mall\\

The mall was crowded, for it was a very popular mall here in the city but you still went in anyways. Looking at all the different stores, you find shoe stores, food courts, food venders, bookstores, and a ton of other stores. 

Looking to find one specific store in mind, you find it in the middle of a sports store and Hot Topic, the electronics store. There you enter and find a lot of phones out for display, tablets, headphones, and much more. Heading off to the computer section, you look around to find a computer since you don’t have one and the last one you had was long gone. 

Finally, you found the perfect one. It was a nice laptop with a f/c on the outside and a s/f/c once you open the laptop. Calling over a worker, they take it out for you, and you head over to the headphone section to select some f/c headphones.

After finally selecting your computer and headphones, you head towards the cashier and wait in line as a lady is attending a customer. Pulling out your phone, you start to play a game of f/g as you wait your turn.

“Sorry ma’am, but your card declined.”

Looking up from your phone, you see the cashier lady talking with a woman. The woman looked around her mom’s age, but she was shorter and had her green hair in a half-bun with the rest of her hair down her back and bright green eyes.

“O-oh, it has? Um, let me see if I have cash really quick...”

The said lady looked through her bag, and as a few minutes passed by, some of the customers behind me started to mumble out ‘what's taking so long’ and ‘can’t she go any faster?’. The cashier seemed to hear and see this as she looked at the women in front of her and gave her card back.

“Ma’am, if you can’t pay, just leave the things here.”

The green-haired women looked back up and returned the computer and phone she has in her cart and sighs.

“Alright, I’m sorry. Here-”

“I’d like to pay for your things!”

The women and cashier both looked at me as I said those words, stepping up towards them, I started to reach for my pocket until the green-haired woman stopped me, waving frantically.

“Oh no, no, no! Please don’t waste your money on me! I’m fine, really!” ignoring her plea, I took out the black card from my pocket and handed it to the cashier.

“This should be enough to cover both her things and mine.”

The cashier's face went white as her eye popped out and the green-haired woman's jaw seemed to drop to the floor as the cashier took the black card, swiped it, and gave it back to me with the receipt. The rest of the people behind me were silent.

“H-Have a good day you two!” she says as I help the green-haired woman with her bags and we both walk out the door.

As you both leave the store and place the bags on a nearby bench, you smile and say ‘goodbye’ at the woman until she stops you by grabbing ahold of your arm.

“You really shouldn’t have done that for me!”

“No worries, ma’am! I don’t mind at all.”

“Please, at least let me repay you, what’s your preferred way to get money back, through the bank system? Don’t worry, I’ll write a check!” she says frantically as she begins to talk a lot.

“Really, it’s okay! And please don’t pay me back! It’s really fine, don’t worry about it!” you say while waving your hands at her and she relaxes and smiles.

“Thank you, um...?”

“Y/n L/n and you are?”

“Inko Midoriya. Well, thank you L/n. You really shouldn’t have done that though,”

“No problem Midoriya-san! Really no biggy, well I have to get going. So, it was nice meeting you!”, turning away, you begin to walk only to be stopped again.

“How about you come and have dinner tonight? As a thank you.”

Taking a moment to think about it, you don’t see why not.

“Alright! I don’t see any harm in that offer, let me just call my mom to see if it’s okay with her.” Inko nods as you take out your f/c phone and call your mom. After a few rings your mom answers, but she sounds like you disturbed something important. (because you did)

“Y/n, I’m busy at the moment, what is it?”

“Is it alright if I have dinner over at a friend's house?”

“A friend? You made a friend? Who is it? You know what, tell me later once your father and I come back home, and yes you can have dinner at their place. I have to go, bye.”

The sound of you being hung up by your mom rings in the air for a moment and then silence. Looking over in front of you where Inko stood with the bags at her sides, you smile.

“My mom said that it was okay of me to come over for dinner! What time would be fine for you to have me over?”

“Oh, um, around 5:30 if that’s alright.”

“Yup sure it is! I’ll be sure to make it there!” you say as you begin to finally walk away but it dawned to you that you have no idea where they live. Sure, you’ve seen the anime and where the Midoriya’s lived but not the exact location, plus if you did know without her telling you, that would be a bit creepy. 

Turning back to face her, you scratch the back of your neck and awkwardly smile at her.

“I don’t really know where you live so could you write down the address for me, please? Haha…”

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A/n:

Made up the principles name.

[blurbry]

Since...

Queer/Gay/Lesbian(etc, you catch my drift) relationships are Obscure in Tomodachi life, I bet a lot of people are wondering how I did get a lot of the links, such as Blue and Green together.

Here’s the List of all the miis (with credits to who I got them from) the game the character originated from (some of them may actually be quiiiite familiar and obvious) And their Genders to show you how these bizarre Relationships are happening.

_________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ _________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

_________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐ _________ ׂׂૢ་༘࿐

Animal Crossing:

*Ankha  Creator: Roseh, Gender: Female

* Celest  Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Isabelle  Creator: Thomas, Gender: Female

Sailor Moon:

*Ami Mizuno -Sailor Mercury-  This Mii was Created by “mermaid”, Gender: Female

*Haruka Tenou -Sailor Uranus-  Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Hotaru Tomoe -Sailor Saturn-  Creator: Mermaid, Gender: Female

* Makoto Kino -Sailor Jupiter-  Creator: Mermaid, Gender; Female

* Mamoru Chiba -Tuxedo Mask-  Creator: Mermaid, Gender: Male

* Michiru Kaiou -Sailor Neptune-  Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Minako Aino -Sailor Venus- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Rei Hino -Sailor Mars- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Setsuna Meiou -Sailor Pluto- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

*Usagi Tsukino -Sailor Moon- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

* Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity -Chibiusa- Creator: Mermaid Gender: Female

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords (Manga By Akira Himekawa)

 * Artura Creator: Me it more pertained to Kaeniths Headcanon of whom they think the four knights would fit! Gender: Male

*Blue Link Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Erune  Creator: Me, Gender; Female

* Green Link  Green is my “look alike” mii, the first mii i ever created and the first me to ever move into the apartment complex, Gender: Female. I did this gender choice so I COULD cause relationship drama, I didn’t expect one of my favorite ships to actually enact hahaah.

* Link’s Dad  : Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Red Creator: Me Gender: Female

*Shadow Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Valenzuala Creator: Me Gender: Female (Was trying to get Rare pair: Artura x Val, I’m pretty sure it failed I don’t remember)

*Vio Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Purple Knight (Aka the one who held earth key and the one with the spikey mullet)(I Named him Kurin) Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Dotty -Princess Zelda- Creator: Me Gender: Female

The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap

  *Vaati Creator: Me Gender: Male (I’d put him under the FS cat, however, I made him based of his Minish cap appearance)

The Legend of Zelda: OOT

*Shiek Creator: Me Gender: Male

Misc:

  *Forever Alone (Forever Alone Meme) According to the Creator name, this one was made by Stu, but it also showed its face in OhMyKawaii’s Tomodachi Life Videos Three Years ago!, Gender: Male  

*Bob Ross (Gonna put a happy lil tree here.) Creator: Celery Gender: Male

* Gordon Ramsay (ITS FUCKING RAW) Creator: Casey(ohmykawaii)

* Aryn.....(ME IRL) Creator: Me Gender: Male, This was so i could hopefully pair with my girlfriend’s mii, unfortunately I ended up marrying sailor Mars....

* Haru Arcadia (Magnolia Valley) Magnolia valley is a Private story me, my girlfriend, and a few friends have thought up together, Gender; female, I did this hoping to pair haru with Rui: their husband in the AU however, Im scared that might not happen juding by how crazy things have been relationships wise on my island.

* Hatsune Miku (Hatsune Miku) Creator: Casey (OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Hello Kitty (hello Kitty) Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female

* Jesus Christ (._.) No creator listed but I’m pretty sure I got him from Casey as well. I have him here for the memes. Gender; male

*Reggie Fils-aime (Nintendo) Creator: Unknown Gender: Male

*Rinichu (IRL) Creator: Me Gender: Female My girlfriend <3

*Rui Altare (Magnolia Valley) Creator: Me Gender; Male

*Seren Atlantis (Magnolia Valley) Creator: Me Gender: Male

*Tarter Sauce -Grumpy Cat- (Grumpy Cat meme, Rip tartar sauce <3) Creator: Unknown, Gender: Female

*Two Faced Creator: Stated to be unknown but I remember seeing her in Vinesauce’s tomodachi life: Gender: Female

Battle Angel Alita: 

*Gally (Battle Angel Alita Manga By Yukito Kishiro) I Created Gally, one of my co-workers gave me the full manga set to read (two manga books a week) It was pretty interesting! And so I put her on the island, Couldn’t just leave her behind now could i! Gender: Female

Mario:   

* Luigi Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

* Mario Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

*Peach Creator: Jennifer Gender: Female

*Daisy Creator: ~CTG~ Gender: Female

*Rosalina Creator: Unknown Gender: Female

*Toad Creator: Rachel Gender: Male

*Waluigi Creator: Unknown (Again i think another vinesauce one) Gender: Male

*Yoshi Creator: Rachel Gender; Male

Fnaf: 

      *Toy Bonnie (FNAF 2) Creator: Gina, Gender: Male, Everyone wants to date him, I don’t know why. He rejects them all with the most straight face known to man, he’s gone through three love confessions

*  Chica  Creator: Pichu ✩ ♪ ™ Gender: Female, Im not too sure if this is toy chica or not, She has a mouth like how toy chica has when beak is removed, but it could just be a design choice due to the fact that the Mii lips look weird.

*    Foxy (Fnaf 1) Creator: ҽιιxʋҽɳƚυʂ Gender: Male

* Mangle (Fnaf 2) Creator: Gina, Gender: Female (I headcanon them nonbinary but that obviously can’t happen in the nature of this game)

  *  Freddy (Fnaf1) Creator: Sean Gender: Male

Coraline: 

 * Coraline (Coraline) Creator: Casey(OhMyKawaii) Gender: Female, This Design has hollow black eyes, so im sure this is Doll coraline

Genshin Impact: 

  *Nahida -Buer God of Wisdom- Creator: Me, Gender; Female

Stranger Things:

  *Steve Harrington Creator: Casey(ohmykawaii) Gender: Male

Spirited Away: 

  *Troubled Spirit -No Face- Creator: Zach Z. Gender; Male

Scooby Doo: 

  *Velma Creator: Casey (OhMyKawaii) Gender Female

Obviously not everyone from a fandom is included, I plan to add more if I can either Find more QR codes or figure out how to make em myself, but for now this is the list, Again, It may be updated in the future.

I’m so sorry for how many tags this post is going to clutter, but it has to be tagged respectfully v-v. 

[tamedgod]

What is the muse that you write for the longest?

Is there anything you would have changed when you started writing now that you have more experience?

Is there any fandom you regret exploring?

i suppose haru would be the muse i've written longest just in terms of sheer years; she started as a tokyo mew mew oc back in 2005, and i started writing her even more a year later when i moved her into a naruto writing group. bigger developments began in 2009 when she became a yugioh oc, a fandom and series that is still so so near and dear to my heart. she remained in that fandom a few years before suddenly she tapered off and disappeared. i had a falling out with my primary writing partner in 2012, and the sadness of that made writing her feel very bittersweet. during this break i worked on another muse and story, based in witchcraft and the occult. this character, abigail, would probably be the character i've written most just in terms of what's been actually written. i packed so much writing and lore into the few years i wrote her that you'd think she'd been around longer, but haru really does have years on her. it wouldn't be until just a couple years ago that i really sat down and started writing haru and friends again. fun fact: while haru has been in existence since 2005, xiao didn't exist until 2010!

honestly if there was one thing i would change, as terrible as this might sound about me, i would have thrown myself less pity parties and just wrote more. when i broke off from my primary writing partner and pulled all my ocs out of fandom and into their own lore / worlds, i was very proud of the work i'd put into them and thought it would be enough to help me make new friends and partners and be accepted deeper into the community, especially on tumblr. as it turned out, i wasn't great at "marketing" and had a hard time reaching out to other writers. i used to be a lot more introverted, and instead of looking deeper at myself in a (healthily) critical light, i tended to victimize myself and get really down on the dashboard. i will shamefully admit i used to be one of those "no one sends me memes... no one likes my posts....." kind of people. i had this huge chip on my shoulder; i made art and edits and had a good story, i had a bunch of ability and i acted like people owed me because of that. all it did was make me feel alone and like i should put down the pen. fast forward a few years and i realize now that it's just as much my responsibility to make friends as the other party's, and that i should enjoy writing what i want to write for myself. i should make edits for myself. art for myself. if these characters make me happy, it's great if they make others happy too, but it's also great if it's just me. no one owes you anything, but you owe it to yourself to do the things that make you happy.

while i don't think there's a fandom i necessarily regret exploring, i think the ones that hold the most negativity for me now are warrior cats (this is a judgement free zone) and hetalia axis powers (THIS IS A JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE LMAO). the former only leaves a bad taste in my mouth due to literal child predators that infiltrated the space. the friends i made, we were all around the same age, eleven to thirteen or so, just enjoying pretending to be cats. and yet we couldn't escape the 19+ year olds that came into our chat rooms and onto our freewebs sites (now known as webs) and hit on us and sexually exploited a few of us. as much as warrior cats will hold a warm, nostalgic place in my heart, it will also unfortunately also always wear this stain. APH holds a bittersweet feeling, because some of my best friends and memories can be found in that fandom, but also... it's APH. it was one of those things where a fandom that had disgusting undertones blew up and achieved success. there's a lot more i could say on it, but i honestly don't like rehashing it. besides this though, i don't really regret writing in any fandoms that i have been a part of. i learned a lot everywhere i went, and the culmination of everywhere i've written is what's helped me become the person i am today :)

[autonomousxselves]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN!

Fill in this form to let your RP partners your preferences in terms of writing. Knowing your partners better makes figuring out the kind of interaction you can have with each other easier! Repost, don't reblog.

name: some call me poppy, some call me kat, some call me [REDACTED]

pronouns: she/her

preference of communication: ims here mostly, i wouldn't mind discord if you really wanted i suppose

name of muse(s): i have a muse list for this blog, far too many to name in general. though for this blog im beginning to think aigis/ken are the mains lol maybe i should branch out more but those two are fun to write

rp experience/how long: i cannot remember when i first started rp online, i can remember at least writing gravity falls on amino when i was around 17 but i know i wrote warrior cats before that and hitman reborn ocs with my irl friends even younger since middle school. does playing pretend count? lol. at least a decade of experience by now im pretty sure

fluff, angst, or smut: fluff and angst are both amazingly fun for any situation, for smut its not that i dont like writing it but that id rather only write it with someone im super close to.

plots or memes: both as they both have their place

long or short replies: once again both, i will never mind how long or short your replies are when i read them!

best time to write: i suppose before bed if when i most often write and have time to in general, around 9-11 pm est it seems

are you like your muse: i have no idea lol. i guess it depends on each muse and how much of my own experience i see in them (not an answer to the question at all and rather just repeating it as a statement, but that's the best i can do. if it means anything, i haven't written them (yet) but my friend said im like lisa and haru? i think that was a compliment)

Tagged by: @musesofthesun (thanks and sorry im so late bestie!)

Tagging: you (sorry im lazy tonight)

[nottinghillhq]

welcome to notting hill n we’re super excited to have you here, you’ve got twenty-four hours to send in your account!

LEE CHAE-RIN SHE + HER / have you ever heard of GHOST FLOWERS BY OTEP ., well, it describes ASPEN JEONG to a tee! the THIRTY THREE year old, BOUNTY HUNTER  was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more indecisive or more METICULOUS  instead? anyway, they remind me of old leather seats with a camera poised at the window of a car , fast paced foot chases , diving through windows before the sound of handcuffs clicking, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

 IDRIS ELBA HE + HIM / have you ever heard of HARU HARU BY BIGBANG., well, it describes CAIUS WALKER to a tee! the FIFTY year old, ANESTHESIOLOGIST was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more inhibited or more PENSIVE instead? anyway, they remind me of volunteer work keeping late hours , a single flower every month left at a grave , fading photos of memories that still linger now and again, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

 CHLOE BENNET SHE + THEM / have you ever heard of LET’S GET WILD BY BUCKCHERRY., well, it describes RILEY CHEN to a tee! the THIRTY ONE year old, ZOO KEEPER  was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more rebellious or more CARING  instead? anyway, they remind me of traveling the desert to seek a purpose , the freedom of being able to look up at the sky without worry , calloused hands constantly at work , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

 KWAK DONG YEON HE + HIM / have you ever heard of SET ME FREE PT 2 BY JIMIN., well, it describes SEHUN KAHN to a tee! the TWENTY EIGHT year old, OWNER OF CLOUD NINE   was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more superstitious  or more UNSELFISH  instead? anyway, they remind me of high class business suits , the feeling of never being what your father wants you to be , the constant feeling of never being enough , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

 LANDON LIBOIRON HE + HIM / have you ever heard of AMERICAN IDIOT BY GREEN DAY., well, it describes ELIJAH MORROW  to a tee! the THIRTY ONE year old, VETERINARIAN was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more weak willed  or more KIND  instead? anyway, they remind me of early mornings spent watching the sunrise , the telltale sign of seeking serotonin by spending money and the leslie knope meme with 32 cats and dogs , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

DJ COTRONA HE + HIM / have you ever heard of FIRE TO THE FUSE BY JACKSON WANG., well, it describes LUCIANO BARISI to a tee! the FORTY year old, FORMER MERCENARY was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more aggressive  or more WILLFUL  instead? anyway, they remind me of smoke pillowing into the air , camouflage and combat boots , one too many energy drinks to get through the night, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!

[queenharumiura]

A string of 'kufufufu''s can be heard before Chrome asks "What is 'gap moe'?" Maybe it's something she should ask Mukuro...

From template meme: [x] ||Accepting|| ((Huhu thanks for sending in! Most of these are what she looks for in friends- because after all, she is a 'I married one of my best friends!' kinda gal. Kekekeke))

"Hahi! So many filled squares!" She's not surprised, but still! "It looks like... you forgot to fill in [cool]," Chrome-chan is very cool, thank you. "Let's see what else...?"

"Hm? Gap Moe? Mmmnnn how to explain it? It's like... someonew whose appearance, behavior, interests and/or lifestyle contrasts with how they seem on the surface level. If you know what a Tsundere is, they fall under that category. Or... if you saw a yankee who holds an umbrella for a cat in the rain, revealing their softer-side."

If Haru had to say, Chrome could fall under 'Gap Moe' as well when you look at it from a visuals standpoint. Her style would maybe lead you to believe that she's cold or aloof. A very mysterious person who sometimes is carrying around a trident. Though she is still mysterious, she is also one of the kindest and cutest people Haru knew!

"Let's also put you down as 'Gap Moe,' okay?" Now with the updated chart... she starts drawing imaginary lines with her finger. "You have a 7-bingo! You have two horizontals, two verticals, a diagonal, and what mun-san explained to me as 'the 4 corners', and postage stamp."

"Do you know what that means, that means we were meant to be really great friends! Most excellent-desu~"

[chaoticconstellation]

attaching silly headcanons for funzies 🥰🥰

Joker: notorious flirt. 90 percent of the time it’s automatic, like he doesn’t have to think to say something that will make someone blush. the other 10 percent is when he realizes his usual banter isn’t working and needs to step up his game. it’s usually witty banter, or emphasizing something someone else said for innuendo.

Morgana: most people think he’s a cat. all he has to do to ‘flirt’ is being cuddly or do a little trick or like GIVE HUGS 😍😍😍 he DOES require a wingman for the full effect ie Joker saying “Oh this is Morgana, he’s kind of shy so don’t be surprised if he doesn’t want you to pet him.” followed up with “Oh man! He must *really* like you! He doesn’t even let *me* pet his belly!”

Ryuji: zero rizz. at least intentionally. ryuji is the kinda guy who will say something like “Wait what? You used to date that guy? FOR REAL?! He’s so lame! You’re like a 10/10 maybe a 12/10, you can do WAY better than that loser!” and sure it’s not the *nicest* way to go about it but he’s doing his best.

Ann: when she’s comfortable with the person she’s flirting with it comes naturally (similar to how Joker is) that’s until she realizes she’s flirting then it devolves into something resembling her acting skills. she’s kind of the classic “useless lesbian” trope even if it’s with a guy.

Yusuke: he flirts in the way people joke about lesbians flirting. like waxing poetry. however, he doesn’t intend that to be his flirting. if he were actually to attempt… well for one he wouldn’t. flirting isn’t necessary when the attraction between two people is so clearly resolute or something etc etc BUT let’s say he’s trying. he would google pick up lines or spend the rest of his money on a book of them and read them line for line at the person he’s trying to flirt with.

Makoto: she only is able to flirt indirectly. the epitome of “the moon is beautiful tonight.” every word is calculated. if you’re not smart enough to pick up the message it probably wasn’t for you anyway.

Futaba: she sends memes. not even anything romantic ones. probably really absurd stuff. she has no idea why it’s not working.

Haru: she gives gifts. that’s her love language. a gift might be innocuous like a new mug or pen, or heartfelt and sentimental like a poem she wrote or flowers she grew.

Akechi (Detective Prince Mode): his flirting is very much flattery. would never intentionally leave room for sexual innuendo. he plays a character who promotes sexless sex appeal. the appearance of rizz, if you will.

Akechi (3rd semester): he’d rather kill them than admit he has feelings so he doesn’t flirt with words. maintaining eye contact while speaking, biting his lip while looking at theirs before again going back to eye contact, more apt to laugh (a VERY small one, but still there) at jokes from that person and be cold to others telling similar jokes. etc etc. some is unintentional but it’s mostly calculated.

Sumire: plays up her innocence to force the other person to explain their flirting. Joker hates it. it’s really the easiest way for her to get someone to blush.

Writing everyone’s names made me realize that half should be disqualified because I cannot imagine the likes of Futaba and Yusuke and Makoto fucking flirting