#hart g1

[babzyz]

coffee & tv

[terra-tortoise]

fully going ham with these beasts meet harte and lin theyre not registered yet and idk if they yellow is acceptable but theyre wormed into my brain (art linework from the subspecies thread, linked in both their bios)

[dollsofrainbowhigh]

Kia Hart 💕 (JH S3)

[blizzardsuplex]

Just Leave a Comment Fest Day 1

Hey, guys! It's been the 22nd of July here for some time, so I decided to...well, leave some comments! The theme for today was to read/comment on a random fic, and in my usual overenthusiastic start I picked 6 random ones from the AEW and NJPW fandom tags and just went for it! List of the works I read/brief description of each under the cut :)

Thinking Too Much by NastyBambino -> Orange Cassidy and Willow Nightingale half-watch movies and confront some uncomfortable questions about how far they'd be willing to go against their ex-best friends.

whatever may come, your heart i will choose by turbobackpack -> Shota Umino and Ren Narita backstage bjs at the G1 Climax 34 press conference; dom/sub, orgasm denial, the two of them being incredibly in love, and Ren's glasses.

A Father's Love by Elementalexperimental -> After getting beat up by the BCC, Chuck Taylor misses Wheeler Yuta even more than usual...only to find a surprise outside his door.

i'm bigger than these bones by argle_fraster -> Jack Perry has some really well-written panic attacks (thanks, Christian Cage) and tries to hide them...luckily for him, Darby Allin knows a thing or two about feeling scared without anyone in your corner.

midnight snack by Newbreedrainbowfish -> Julia Hart is startled and has a minor meltdown; Skye Blue helps her through.

Windows to the Soul by flowersforgraves -> Kris Statlander is an alien...and I mean an alien-alien, with a million beady black eyes. Warning for body horror and eye horror.

[thegreenwolf]

Of all of Maureen Love's H-R sculpts that ended up as Breyer Stablemates, I always felt like Silky Sullivan was a little bit gawky and unbalanced. This, then, was my first attempt at trying to make him into a little more balanced-looking horse while keeping his personality intact. 

You can find him on my Etsy at https://www.etsy.com/listing/1588710261/hart-custom-bay-breyer-stablemate-g1

[wrestlingisfake]

Forbidden Door preview

Swerve Strickland vs. Will Ospreay - Swerve is defending the AEW men's world championship. Ospreay earned this title shot just three days after capturing the AEW international championship, which is not on the line in this match. In fact, Will has already promised an international title shot to Daniel Garcia on July 3, and that he'll also put up the world title if he wins it here.

After all the effort and hype to coronate Swerve in April, I think it's too soon for him to drop the belt. On the other hand, Ospreay is red-hot, and you can make a strong case for giving him the world title. Thing is, if I wanted to make Ospreay world champion in 2024, I would 1) put the belt on a hot heel, 2) keep Will out of the international title picture, 3) book Will to win the Owen Hart tournament and 4) position him as the challenger heading into Wembley Stadium on August 25. AEW hasn't done any of these things, which leads me to believe this isn't his time to win the big one.

The match itself should be epic. Ospreay has all the cool moves, and Strickland can tell great stories in the ring. Swerve insists Will doesn't have the killer instinct to be the world champion. So it will probably come up that Ospreay refuses to use the double underhook piledriver that caused Bryan Danielson to have (fake) convulsions back in March. It will probably also come up that Ospreay, despite being a huge babyface, is still aligned with the evil Don Callis, who is clearly frustrated by Ospreay's tendency to show mercy.

A possible wild card in this match is Adam Page, who seems to be setting up a big return with a video about how he's still mad at Strickland. There's no guarantee he'll be on the show tonight. But if Strickland is going to lose the belt tonight, I'd definitely do a Hangman Page run-in to make it happen.

I'm torn on this one, because I like both guys and I don't want either of them to lose right now. I can see where Ospreay may be more over, and therefore better for business on top. But I can't shake the feeling it would be terrible PR for AEW's first Black champion to fall so early into his reign. I also can't help noticing how pointless it would be to put the international belt on Ospreay right before setting him up to win the world belt. None of that proves that Swerve has to retain. But deep down I think the right move is for him to retain, and I'm going with my gut on this.

Jon Moxley vs. Tetsuya Naito - Moxley won the IWGP world title from Naito on April 12 in beautiful Chicago, so this is the rematch in that dump of a town, New York City. Naito has suggested that if he loses tonight, he will offer to let Moxley take his spot in the G1 Climax tournament. That doesn't mean Mox will accept the offer, but I don't see why he'd turn it down.

Ever since Moxley captured the gold, the big question has been how long New Japan will keep it on him, at the risk of disrupting their normal routine. Some fans (and some wrestlers) have bellyached about Mox taking the belt to AEW instead of working full-time on the Japanese tours. If he drops the belt here, everything pretty much returns to normal. But if Mox retains tonight, it's anyone's guess what will happen next, and whether New Japan fans will tolerate it.

My preferred scenario is for Mox to keep the title all the way to January, while New Japan spends the next six months building up a guy to dethrone him at the Tokyo Dome. But New Japan doesn't book for me, they book for the domestic audience, which is probably going to get sick of having a champion that only comes to Japan maybe once a month. Then again, the Japanese fans are sick to death of House of Torture matches, and that doesn't stop New Japan from booking them.

Moxley is 2-0 in singles matches against Naito, and it's real hard for me to imagine him going up to 3-0. More to the point, I think Naito tipped his hand by talking about giving up his G1 spot. I cannot believe they'd actually pull a top guy like him from the tournament with only two week's notice. I'd love to see the chaos if Moxley retains, but my better judgement says new champ.

Toni Storm vs. Mina Shirakawa - Storm is putting the AEW women's world title on the line. But the title isn't quite as important here as Mariah May, who was closely aligned with Shirakawa in STARDOM, and is currently closely aligned with Storm in AEW. The champion and the challenger each resent May's divided loyalties, and it's pretty clear she's going to have to pick a side. Mariah keeps trying to get everybody on the same page, but it's just not happening.

I'm not really conveying the intense homoerotic subtext in this story, but you're already on Tumblr so you shouldn't have any problem finding someone else to catch you up on that.

Ever since Mariah showed up in AEW I've had the feeling that she's coming for Storm's spot, and at this point doing the match at Wembley Stadium seems like a logical move. So I've been assuming Toni has to retain here. However...Mina has had oodles of charisma in this program, to the point that I think many AEW fans would like to see her stick around. Besides, Mariah could just as easily do the "mentor vs. protege" world title bout against Storm or Shirakawa. I can't quite rule out a title change here. Still, I'm leaning 70/30 towards Toni keeping the belt.

Mercedes Mone vs. Stephanie Vaquer - Mone is defending the AEW TBS title, and Vaquer is defending the STRONG women's title. Stephanie currently holds an assortment of other championships, most notably the CMLL women's world title, but none of those are on the line here.

This is a rematch from March 21, 2023 when both women were in a tournament to crown the first STRONG women's champion. Mone was heavily favored to win the whole thing, and she beat Vaquer to advance to the final. But then she fell and injured her ankle, paving the way for Willow Nightingale to score a big upset. Mercedes avenged that loss to Willow last month, so the only loose end is that she never got hold of the STRONG belt.

I'd have zero problem with Vaquer adding the TBS belt to her collection. But it's just not gonna happen--Mercedes is too big a deal, and too early into her AEW run to start losing now. I'm not sure what Mone is going to do with the STRONG belt, but I'm pretty sure New Japan created it for her to have, and they're finally going to put it on her.

Kazuchika Okada & Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi & Max Caster & Anthony Bowens - The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick) have been feuding with the Acclaimed (Caster and Bowens), and down the line they should meet two-on-two with the Bucks' AEW tag team title on the line. But the special sauce in this match is an unexpected entry in the long-running rivalry between Okada and Tanahashi. Okada was a dick when the rivalry began, but gradually lightened up until he and Tana became friends and tag partners. This is the first time their paths have crossed since Okada jumped to AEW and turned heel.

As legendary as Tana is, he's 47 years old and pretty vulnerable when it comes to doing the job in big matches. It's weird to say he's the weak link on a team with two guys I never heard of five years ago. But the Acclaimed need to be protected, and so do all three guys from the Elite. So unless Caster or Bowens manages to roll up one of the Bucks, I think Tana is bound to lose this match.

Jack Perry vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Konosuke Takeshita vs. Dante Martin vs. Lio Rush vs. El Phantasmo - This match is for the AEW TNT championship, which has been vacant since the last titleholder, Adam Copeland, broke his tibia on May 26. Briscoe is the ROH men's world champion, but that title won't be at stake here. This will be a ladder match, so the TNT belt will be hung above the ring, and ladders will be placed around ringside; the first participant to climb up and retrieve the belt will be the winner and new champion.

I was hoping there would be more New Japan talent in this match. As it is we have Phantasmo, and kindasorta Lio, although Lio mainly appears on NJPW's US shows these days. It'd be easy to mistake Takeshita for a New Japan guy, but I don't think he's ever wrestled for them. In any case, these three guys probably can't win. I think Lio will need to stick around a while before they give him a belt. Takeshita and ELP are headed to the G1 Climax soon, and I don't think Tony Khan wants to send one of his champions to Japan for a month.

Perry seems like the favorite to win here, seeing as the Young Bucks were going to just hand him the belt before this match was announced to overrule them. Briscoe is getting more and more over, but he already has a title, and I don't think he needs another. Dante has the best storyline, since he broke his leg the last time he was in a ladder match. I think it'd be cool to see Dante win the big one. But my gut says he'll get super close and Perry will dick him over at the last minute to take the gold.

Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Orange Cassidy - These two were part of a four-way match at last year's Forbidden Door, but nothing really got settled, so now Sabre is back for more.

I didn't get the story of this until last night, when Sabre said Orange is out of ideas and "I've already won." Cassidy is supposed to be super-chill and able to bait his opponent into making mistakes. But for months every Orange Cassidy promo is about how tired or beat up he is, and his mental state is even worse since Trent Beretta and Kris Statlander turned against him. A year ago I'd have said Sabre is a hothead who will flip his lid at the first sign of Orange Cassidy tomfoolery, but now he's the one maintaining his composure.

The match should be loads of fun, but the outcome isn't in doubt. Sabre's clearly being set up for big things in New Japan sooner or later, and I'm pretty confident he's not going to lose tonight.

MJF vs. Hechicero - Hechicero is one of the CMLL guys they've brought into AEW sporadically this year, and of late he's aligned with AEW's Cage of Agony stable, for some reason. On June 19, Brian Cage randomly issued a challenge to MJF on behalf of Hechicero, so I guess this is happening. The clash of styles could be real interesting, but MJF should not be losing right now.

Bryan Danielson vs. Shingo Takagi - This is a quarterfinal match in the men's Owen Hart memorial tournament. The winner will meet PAC in the semifinals on July 3. Whoever wins the whole tournament will earn an AEW men's world title match at Wembley Stadium on August 25.

It feels like they made this match so they can say a top New Japan guy is in the bracket, but he's going to lose right away so he doesn't have to stick around for the whole thing. However, it is feasible for Shingo to go all the way in this tournament, return to Japan for the entire G1, and then do the title match in London. I don't think that will happen, but it's not impossible. It's far more likely, I believe, that Danielson will win the whole tournament, and he just wanted a cool opponent for this show.

Chris Jericho & Big Bill & Jeff Cobb vs. Samoa Joe & HOOK & Katsuyori Shibata - Cobb is the only New Japan guy in what is otherwise a straightforward AEW storyline. (I know Shibata was a New Japan guy for years, but he's been All Elite for a long time now.) Jericho, Bill, and Bryan Keith have been giving Hook and Shibata a hard time, and Joe stepped up to help the good guys out. Then Keith got (pretend?) injured so the heels needed a hand. Joe's team is developing some good chemistry, but Jericho's "learning tree" gimmick is not working for me at all. Minoru Suzuki has challenged Jericho for the FTW title, so I suppose Jericho's team should win so he can come out to build up that match, whenever it happens.

Willow Nightingale & Tam Nakano vs. Kris Statlander & Momo Watanabe - This is set for the pre-show. Statlander and Nightingale were best buddies up until last month, when Kris turned on Willow. I have completely forgotten anything I have learned about Nakano and Watanabe, but given which sides they're on it's clear who's a face and who's a heel. It's too soon to settle the Statlander-Nightingale feud, so I'd probably have one of them pin one of the STARDOM ladies.

Mariah May vs. Saraya - Another pre-show match. This is a quarterfinal in the women's Owen Hart tournament; the winner here will advance to face Hikaru Shida on July 3. The tournament winner will challenge the AEW women's world champion on August 25. That show is in London, and both of these women are English, so in my mind the winner here will be the natural favorite to go all the way.

May is, as noted above, embroiled in the Toni Storm vs. Mina Shirakawa feud. Saraya is one of those heels who storms out during a big storyline to complain that she's sick of it, which has led to her feuding with May, Storm, and Shirakawa. I suppose Saraya could win but there's far more money in having Mariah advance, so that's who I'm picking.

Yota Tsuji & Hiromu Takahashi & Titan vs. Mistico & Penta El Zero Miedo & Rey Fenix - This is the most "forbidden" match on the whole show, and they're giving it away free on the pre-show.

When AEW launched, they were shut out of the NJPW/CMLL/ROH alliance. So a lot of the luchadors they brought in, like Penta and Fenix, were top talent from CMLL's rival, AAA. When NJPW-AEW relations thawed, things got awkward, because CMLL was still not going to collaborate with a company that used so many non-CMLL luchadors. To maintain the NJPW-CMLL relationship, New Japan talent wouldn't appear on AEW shows alongside Mexican wrestlers who don't work for CMLL.

It seemed unlikely that CMLL would ever budge on this point, even when they finally started working with AEW earlier this year. So I never expected to see Penta or Fenix in the ring with any of the other four guys in this match. Apparently the new arrangement is that CMLL will co-exist with the Lucha Bros. as long as they don't work for AAA.

I don't expect any of this to affect the action during this match. I'm not even sure the announce team will acknowledge it's an issue. I also can't begin to guess what the finish would be for such a politically-charged matchup. CMLL probably wants Mistico to win, and I'm guessing AEW and New Japan want to keep them happy right now.

Tomohiro Ishii & Kyle O'Reilly vs. Malakai Black & Brody King vs. Gabe Kidd & Roderick Strong vs. Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen - Geez, that's four matches on the pre-show. That's a lot of matches. I assume each team will be in a corner, and only two men will be legal in the ring at any given time, but they can tag anyone they want. First man to score a fall wins the match for his team. Kidd and Strong are doing an odd-couple thing for some reason. Ishii and O'Reilly don't seem to have much in common except they've both been helping out Orange Cassidy lately. Black and King are waiting for Buddy Matthews to get back from his honeymoon so they can chase the trios belts. Private Party (Kassidy & Quen) haven't had much direction lately, and I don't expect that to change here. Unless the bookers want to put over Ishii or Kidd, I figure Black and King will win.

[storm-breaker7]

🌟 The Guide 🌟

If you do want to request then your in the right place. This is just some yeahs and nahs about what I'm willing to write.

Also, All my works can be found here (finished and in-progress work). Or you can use a tag I made to find them (#Storm7breaker posts OR #FishyMasterlists)!

* = I will only write this if someone requests it

Characters (I can/will write)

🌌Star Wars🌌

Jedi/Sith

-Qui-Gon Jinn

-Obi-wan Kenobi

-Anakin Skywalker *

-Kanan Jarrus

-Luke Skywalker

-Darth Maul

Clones

-Cody, Fox, Wolffe, Howzer, Colt, Mayday

-Rex, Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, Kix, Tup

-Echo (Pre and post citadel)

-Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Omega

(Not smut, spice or anything remotely close for omega.)

Other

-Han Solo

-Din Djarin

-Alexsandr Kallus

-Thrawn *

💥Transformers💥

G1 ⛰️

-Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, Wheeljack, Hound, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Mirage, Prowl, Grimlock, Skyfire

-Soundwave

Prime🏜️

-Optimus Prime (& Orion Pax), Ratchet, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

-Soundwave, Knockout, Breakdown, Dreadwing, Predaking

Bayverse🌎 *

-Optimus Prime, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, Bumblebee, Sideswipe

Cyberverse🛡️

-Bumblebee, Hot rod, Cheetor, Grimlock, Wheeljack, Perceptor, Chromia, Arcee, Kup

-Soundwave, Shockwave, Dead end

MTMTE/LL (IDW) 🪐

-Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Megatron, Ratchet, First Aid, Swerve, Skids, Tailgate, Chromedome, Rewind, Brainstorm, Perceptor, Fortress Maximus

-Soundwave, Cyclonus, Crankcase, Krok, Misfire, Spinister

Beast Wars 🏞️

-Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Dinobot, Rattrap, Tigatron, Airazor

(No smut for Rhinox or Rattrap)

Rise of the Beasts 🏕️

-Optimus Prime, Arcee, Bumblebee, Mirage

-Optimus Primal, Airazor, Cheetor, Rhinox

War for Cybertron 🌀

-Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Prowl, Mirage, Sideswipe, Red Alert, Wheeljack, Jetfire

-Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Dinobot, Rattrap, Tigatron, Airazor

-Ratchet

-Soundwave

(Again no smut for Rhinox or Rattrap)

(I put them all in list format of; Autobot / Maximal, Factionless then Decepticon / Predicons) Btw if any soundwave is mentioned, his minibots count aswell 🧍

👔Criminal Minds👔

-Aaron Hotchner

-Derek Morgan

-Spencer Reid

🌋Pacific Rim🌋

-Chuck Hansen

-Raleigh Beckett

🌄Red Dead Redemption 2 🌄

-Arthur Morgan

-John Marston

-Charles Smith

-Javier Escuella

-Sean Mcguire

-Kieran Duffy

-Hosea Matthews

-Josiah Trelawny

(Strictly no smut for Kieran or Hosea.)

*🐀🐢TMNT🐢🐀*

Rise 2018-2022

-Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mikealangelo

-April O'Neil, Casey Jones

Rise 2012-2017

-Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mikealangelo

📜🔦 Supernatural 🔦📜

-Dean Winchester

-Sam Winchester

-Castial (what's his last name...)

🥪🕊️ Team Fortress 2 🕊️🥪

-Scout

-Soldier

-Pyro

-Demoman

-Heavy

-Engineer

-Medic

-Sniper

-Spy

(No smut or spice for pyro)

🗡️ Kingsman 🗡️

-Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

-Harry Hart

-Merlin

-Whiskey

-Tequila

(Strictly no smut for Merlin or Harry. Yea Sorry not sorry)

🪶 Assassin's Creed 🪶

-Ezio Auditore da Firenze

-Conner/Ratonhnhaké:ton

-Haytham Kenway

-Edward James Kenway

-Shay Patrick Cormac

-Arno Victor Dorian

-Jacob Frye

-Evie Frye

(No smut for Evie)

😵‍💫 Marvel 😵‍💫

Spider people 🕸️

-Miles Morales (1610 & 42)

-Hobie Brown

-Webslinger

-Spiderman Noir

-Miguel O'Hara *

(I'll only write smut for e42 & e1610 miles if they are aged up (And Hobie if we assume he's 19. Google his age))

The Avengers 🦾 *

-Steve Rogers/Captain America

-Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier

-Tony Stark/Iron man

-Thor

-Clint Barton/Hawkeye

-Sam Wilson/The Falcon

Others 🌃 *

-Matt Murdock/The Daredevil

💙 Detroit: Become Human 💙

-Hank Anderson

-Connor (RK800)

-Markus (RK200)

-Luther (TR400)

🍷 Stardew Valley 🍷

-Sam

-Sebastian

-Elliott

-Shane

-Harvey

-Magnus (The Wizard)

(I can do anyone else in vanilla sdv but no smut for them)

📦🧩 Miscellaneous 👾📦

-Owen Grandy (From Juarrsic Park)

-John wick (From John Wick)

-Neo/Thomas Anderson (From The Matrix)

-Marty Mcfly (From Back to the Future)

-Ratchet (From Ratchet & Clank)

-Crash (From Crash Bandicoot)

-Graham Calloway/Gray aka Crackle (From Carmen Sandiego)

-Maximus Decimus Meridius (From Gladiator)

-Joel Miller (From The Last Of Us)

-Martin Riggs (From Lethal Weapon)

-Deacon st John (From Days Gone)

Do's & Don'ts

✅Do's ✅

-Sfw & Nsfw 💅

-Head canons, oneshots & twoshots I can do. I can do a series but I'd need time for that.

-Can do OCs (but I need a good description or I might have to make some shit up. OR if your really good to me, you'll link your OC if you've made a post ab them)

-I can do Gn, Male (tho I haven't done one yet), and Female Reader inserts

-Any Character from the universes above I can do plantonic fics if I know them

-I can do relativity Gorey stuff as long as it's for character development (Realistic situations (for said universe))... Nothing too graphic tho 🫣🥲

-I can do poly relationships it don't phase me.

❌Don'ts❌

-There is no way in hell I'm doing yandere. Nuh uh.

-Im not comfy with rape but I can mention it. Maybe touch on it but no scene. Hell nah.

-Im not doing pregnancy or pregnant inserts or OCs so say goodbye to that.

-No pale OCs or inserts. Ok no. I'll do any coloured insert but no inserts that are pale as a ghost. (Go touch some grass. This isn't twilight)

-Im sorry but no marriages or married insert X Character. Just no. (the exception being sdv)

-Im not doing Canon X Canon. I'm just not your guy for those requests

-I suck at writing gay smut soooo.... (My bad, I just don't want to horrify people with; my writing + gay smut)

Requesting

⚠️Please follow these small tips, It will make my life easier⚠️

When requesting;

-I would like if you please be specific. I don't care if you write a whole paragraph, If I dunno what your going on about then I will probably decide what to do myself.

-If your not requesting and your just asking something, please mention that.

-Please be clear with what your asking. I'm not being mean just please make sure I can read it so I get your request right.

-You can keep your request open ended so I have most the reign, I don't mind as long as your good with what comes from it :)

I may add stuff later on if I come across something. Ty my lil goofy silly baba grills 🫶😘🧍💅

[allgoldenelite]

Talk Jay white to me :)

i'm gonna put julia hart in here too since you asked about her as well.

jay: have loved him ever since his debut. i thought he was a bit rough around the edges when he first got thrown into all these high profile matchups, but thats only natural lol he was literally a child. i think lots of ppl perked up tho after him vs kenny in sapporo. i was a bit disappointed they didnt do more with the history between him and hanger, kenny and ibushi for wembley but there was a lot of negative stuff going on at the time so w/e.

i love him a lot but id have to say that i have cooled down on him a bit cause im not watching aew rn and there really isnt any other way to perceive him, sadly. i know the gang gang scissor ass bang or whatever is immensely popular and i did like some of the stuff i was sent by friends but i gotta say im a little bit over it just by consuming from afar lol so next i would love for him to get into a grimy nasty t i g h t feud with someone swerve someone and really bring back the rat (like during the time he was chasing after ibushi like he wanted him to [redacted] him sm that [redacted])

hes still for some reason kinda an underrated wrestler who does lots of small things in the ring i appreciate but that dont necessarily stand out so ppl dont really pick up on it a lot. hes not very flashy, i suppose (in the in-ring sense; hes very loud otherwise lol). i think he really stepped up like kenny said and grew into his own, and thats not as easy to do as ppl sometimes say it is. i hold a lot of his matches in high regard, especially him vs ibushi g1 finals, that match is immortal to me and one of my fav matches of all time, ever.

julia: i was extremely meh on her when she started out, the cheerleading stuff just didnt appeal to me even if i can agree that its athletically impressive. whoever trained her tho did a really good job, there are a lot of areas that you can tell she really did her homework in and improved a lot. i think joining hob was the best thing that could ever have happened to her. i said this before somewhere else but i absolutely do NOT get what anyone (tk cough) was smoking to say she shouldve stayed with the varsity blondes, that wouldve been the death of her character 💀 i love her father daughter relationship with the hob guys out of kayfabe and in kayfabe she has some of the coolest gear and entrances.

i really liked her match against kris for the title and i wish it couldve been a little bit longer but i still felt they did everything in their power to get over in those 8? 9? minutes. julias turnbuckle jumpscare is probably my favorite thing about her.

other than that i sadly dont have much of an opinion on her bc, again, i dont watch aew, so if shes done something cool lately sorry folks 🤷 (i did see her gay entrance with skye? iirc, so that was 👌)

[danwhobrowses]

My Highlights for AEW Wrestledream 2023

There was a dream, a dream of wrestling

And Antonio Inoki sought that dream when he founded NJPW

But now AEW has invited the dangling from its hinges Forbidden Door open again to celebrate Inoki on the anniversary of his death.

Let's see what was good about this show

Spoilers for the PPV

Zero Hour

"She's so sweet, but so dumb, god bless her" Richard of House Starks speaking of Lexy Nair, fiancée of one large William

Props for the Julia vignette, it aired on Collision and apparently someone on twitter helped film it so good for them

Stokely 'Urban Dictionary dot com' Hathaway

TK donning the Inoki scarf with Inoki's grandkids, Shibata and Rocky

Christian Cage Noooooo

Athena doing Billie's jump and Keith's Limitless pose, and then almost blindsided by Kojima XD

Meat chants always a win

Athena saved her minion!

Josh Barnett looks like a leaner Brock Lesnar don't he?

Moxley joining on commentary, showing he's well after the concussion too

I think that's an open invitation to Bloodsport for Claudio

Well, you can tell that Nick Wayne has trained with Darby, mans is bumping

Caster already going for the tentacle porn diss

Sounds like JR is open to scissoring

Main Card

MJF wearing as many belts as he has initials

Picking the right person to massage his shoulders

Alas no tag partner in the corner for Max

Dutch always has a great Bossman Slam

Some Guerrero tactics there, with some added pantomime by the audience

And he hits the bodyslam! The Seattle Stampede

MJF has put over a bodyslam, a double clothesline and a dropkick (Kangaroo Kick) which is proof that with enough charisma any move can be put over

Props to the dude in full Jeff Hardy cosplay

Shibata starting low like Inoki did vs Ali

Thesz drop early just like Inoki took it early vs him for his second ever NJPW match (first was vs Simon Gotch)

Uraken kicked out at 1!

Eddie again winning with the Powerbomb, he meant what he said to Kawada

Dang that crack as Statlander socked Julia

And Julia does have one hell of a moonsault

Brody having to carry his goth daughter back down the ramp

Reminder Julia Hart is 22 in November; younger than Hayes, Stratton, Dragunov, Dominik, Jade, Statlander, Anna, HOOK and more, she is a talent

Starting the 4 way with an International Title preview

and then OC tagging in??

Gunns doing the New Day 'both legal men' attempt

HOOK sold that superkick really well too

"It's always in their hometown huh?"

Nana gets his dance in

Serve remains that guy, so clean

Ooof, taking a trick out of Penta's book eh, Killshot?

Vicious discus lariat there from Hanger

The JML Driver is great too

Mox back on Commentary, he's one flirtation with Excalibur away from being Regal

Ricky's rope walk is just effortless

Ah poor Mox, he can't help but curse it's native to his vocabulary

Seahawks colours for Bryan

Moxley's passion for wrestling is shining through a lot in commentary, if he could control the cussing he could easily be an all timer play by play commentator

It also juxtaposes Nigel McGuinness' anti-Bryan vendetta

Bryan practically walked out of that Romero Special

Hitting the Itoh special with the rollover half crab

GOODNESS that Dragon Screw

I think his head was already fucking kicked in sheesh

That certainly was a technical masterclass, and it doesn't feel like we're done

I'm gonna say it too, give Bryan the IWGP World title. I mean it, he's beaten Okada and ZSJ, he could beat SANADA at like Sakura Genesis or New Year's Dash, have a little run with it, do the G1 and then drop it at Forbidden Door and then he's completed all his career goals

Mox's genuine surprise as he thought Demetrius Johnson was gonna wrestle Kenny Omega XD

I mean that Last Supper artwork is...definitely something

Geez starting with Omega/Ospreay?

People want Takeshita/Ibushi, that tells you how elevated Takeshita has been

Callis trying to contribute to increating the stretch

Ibushi now joining Suzuki in 'he does what he wants', joining the Sex Gods pose

'You still suck' chants because Sammy still pulled off a picture perfect Shooting Star Press

Jericho invoking Omega in the Not Even One kickout

Murder Ibushi activated!

That is the best Ibushi has looked in AEW so far, hopefully he gets 100% for Takeshita

Dang just let Dax and Davis slap each other for 10 minutes, Davis has wrestled WALTER I know he has it in him

I've seen enough, I don't just need 10 minutes I need a full tournament of big beefy men slapping man meat; Dax, Davis, Keith Lee, Shane Taylor, Wardlow, Luchasaurus, Butcher, Brody King, Joe, Hobbs, Miro, Brian Cage, Big Bill, etc. let them all fight, give us the whole Buffet

Darby and Christian have done so much work that'll go understated in restoring the TNT title, it's main eventing a PPV!

Also if anyone can will it into existence we need Christian to start calling himself the Turtle Neck Titan, you know because Turtlenecks but also TNT

Hoisted by his own petard, blinded by the turtle neck

I mean Nick Wayne's mom is hot you gotta shoot your shot

Well that is for sure a Darby Allin bump, right on the steps twice over

Frog Splash onto a stretcher!

And a Killswitch on the canvas boards!

Scorpion Death Drop and Coffin Drop on the boards only for two

Nick Wayne heel turn

You think you know him? Adam Copeland is All Elite! And he brought Metalingus with him

He was so excited he glided through the smoke!

Edge, Christian and Sting all in the same ring what year is it? what timeline is it? WHAT IS IT???

Conclusion

Well that was a lot of fun.

Compared to No Mercy it was perhaps marginally better for me, again this could be due to being more in the loop with the storylines but stuff like the trios match, the main event, Swerve vs Hangman, the ultimate tekkers match it just clicked. Not a bad match on the card too, though I was rooting for Aussie Open to win, but Bucks/FTR IV will still be great. Plus I still wanted to see Statlander body slam Brody.

I do hope Fénix is okay, he disappeared from the 4-Way and he's the International champion, don't want back to back injury-induced title changes after all. But it was good to see Moxley just out there enjoying himself on the side, probably won't ever get to do it again mind you given all the cussing but still, did elevate the matches.

We've got intriguing directions too; Swerve needs to get somewhere with that W over Hangman (world title? I mean I kinda like Jay White for it, International Title? Maybe too soon), Claudio and Bryan have extended rematch invitations and you know Ricky ain't done with the BCC (still though I wouldn't put him in the BCC, Garcia should have that spot), even the Zero Hour did some development with Billie and Athena's dynamic.

So yeah, probably not better than All In and All Out but still pretty damn good, Inoki would be proud.

Match of the Night: I mean it's the Ultimate Battle of Epic Tekkers right? Hard to really say any match was better than that wrestling-wise. The Main Event is a close second with the drama. Best Entrance: Julia Hart gets this one just ahead of Adam Copeland's worst kept secret, not many flashy entrances in this show, in fact I think OC/Hook and Jericho didn't even get entrances. Best Attire: Again, not many here, most of them were kinda subtle so I'm gonna give it to Swerve so I can give him props somewhere. Best Performance: Tie for Bryan and Zack, masters of their craft, not much else you can say. Spot of the Night: Because Christian dropping Darby on the steps was messy and scrappy, it's Bryan's Dragon Screw that just looked so vicious like I'm sure I saw his foot facing another direction.

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she now in g1 style-!

I need to give her a name… Pon Hart

That’s the best I got, but I love her 💖💜💙

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Anthony’s Stupid Daily Blog (812):

Thu 6th Jun 2024

Checked out last night's Dynamite. I loved MJF taking down all the wrestlers who have gained momentum since he's been away, his impression of Will Ospreay as some sort of Victorian chimney sweep was a particular highlight. After this promo MJF got into a pull apart brawl with Rush which was broken up by security and...sigh...Christopher Daniels. Why is the executive vice president physically trying to break up the brawls? That's what the indy wrestlers dressed as security guards are for. I hope that we get an actual feud between MJF and Rush and not just a match on Dynamite to make MJF look strong going into his first actual feud. Next we had a four way #1 International Title contenders match between Rey Fenix, Jay Lethal, Orange Cassidy & Kyle O'Reilly. My favourite spot of the match ws where O'Reilly has Lethal in an armbar and Cassidy does his no effort stops to try to get him off then Rey Fenix pushes him out the way and hits a double stomp. Throughout the night we had Jericho and his new stable walking around the building patronising various wrestlers and staff members with unsolicited advice. I like this new character of Jericho's but I was hoping this segment was going to be building towards something other than another episode of TV Time next week. A segment with The Acclaimed got cut short when the Bucks came on the screen and told them they were being cut due to disrespecting them. This was good but again I hope we get an Acclaimed vs Bucks feud rather than a throwaway match on TV. After Mariah May's loss to Saraya she was saved by her Shimmer tag team partner Mina Shirakawa who exchanged dirty looks with Timeless Toni Storm after the match. I haven't seen Shirakawa wrestle but I'm looking forward to seeing her lock horns with a jealous Toni Storm for the affections of Mariah May. Also I found out that Shirakawa is apparently 36 years old! Bullshit, she's 25 tops! Near the end of the show it was announced that the winner of the Owen Hart Cup will get a shot at the world title at All In. I like the idea of the winner of this tournament going to the main event of the biggest show of the year every year like the New Japan Cup or the G1 (However for this Owen Hart Cup win to have any significance Tony needs to put the breaks on the hundreds of other tournaments he puts on throughout the year. 

[jessamica92]

Maila did one more swim around and came across another Treasure Chest. She couldn’t get that one open either. “I give up for tonight, I will be back for you TREASURE” - Maila

[simstrange]

ayla hart // young adult // straight

aspiration ; painter extraordinaire 

art lover , goofball , creative

first in her family to attend university, ayla is an art major, and plans to use her degree to its full potential.

[dollsofrainbowhigh]

Kia Hart 🌸🌼🍀❄️ Pastel Rainbow

Sparkle. Hearts. XOXO.

Styling

"People are like shoes- They all have a perfect match."

[mrmegamanfan]

Bret Hart on who knew about the Montreal Screwjob, Kevin Kelly says English commentary for G1 Climax 30 is coming, Hangman Page says he was depressed after a failed WWE tryout.

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