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Harry getting Draco and ferret plushie âšđ
I donât think Draco is very pleased about it. đ
#Harry is a little shit#this was the only reason Ron went to the pub with them#Draco is moronsexual#little love ferret â€ïž#itâs payback for something cause Draco is also a lil shit#request fulfilled#drarry#draco malfoy#harry potter#draco x harry#drarry art#drarry fanart#ron weasley#itsphantasmagoria
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james potter and harry potter, prompt: memories
helloooooo đ i actually loved this one hehe (and itâs only 105 words! the closest weâve gotten so far)
Sometimes Harry thinks heâs broken, not right. Like Voldemortâs curse did succeed in killing him, just not entirely.
He thinks it again, as he sees his father dangling a helpless Snape by his ankle. Recognises the edge of cruelty as one that greets him every morning in the mirror. Waits with bated breath for something more that never arrives. Disappointingly, Snape is let down without further fanfare.
Itâs later, after a patchwork of lies he feeds Sirius and Remus to know more, that he admits to himself: the memories didnât bother Harry because heâs suddenly ashamed of his father. They bothered him because he isnât.
#james potter#harry potter#playing around w harry being a morally grey lil shit#and james too#i like it when characters r unapologetic actually#a lil glint of malice there an edge of cruelty here#makes it so much more exciting#also this one feels more complete#but man it was hard#the 100 words isâŠtough#but.#as always#thank u for the prompt!!#penâs asks#penâs writing#ask game
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There's this trans masc person in some of my courses at university and they seem to have changed their name not too long ago (the online system still lists them by their deadname). Anyway, their name is 100% clearly taken from h*rry p*tter - at first I was in doubt, maybe just a coincidence. But now that it's winter they wear a fcking ravencl*w scarf every day and i'm getting second-hand embarassement every time. Like before I saw them in that scarf I was genuinely interested in getting to know them but now I just think how little self respect do you have to have to name yourself after the works of a fcking terf.
#i'm sooo fcking weirded out it's not even funny#personal#anti hp#anti harry potter#like how do you even live with yourself#(also i'm a trans person and i used to be the biggest hp fan before all that shit about jk trolling came to light)#(so i'm allowed to be a judgemental lil bitch)#like even the cissies at my uni are aware of how shitty hp related stuff is and then there is this person đ
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i really do believe we deserved a bridglar kiss in the terror, like ofc i like that we got the evil gays doing their evil gay lil thing, but considering the only other example of canon queer love we got was hickey and gibson, i would've loved that we also got a more in your face example of sweet and pure queer love with bridglar.
they have beautiful moments together (which i do believe were included in to make us believe what they had was more than a friendship) but a kiss would have felt so right yk??
#like idk if i'm explaining myself well i just would've love to have both things: the evil gays with their fucked up shit going on AND#queer love that's sweet and tender and simple and pure it makes all the horrors a lil less bleak. and bridglar is just that to me#i adore them :c i would've love to see bridgens kiss peglar on the lips to sooth away the worry of their situation while also#confirming more in âcanonâ they were actually together and the love they shared#bridglar#john bridgens#henry peglar#harry peglar#the terror amc#the terror#terrorposting
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kimhan theerapanyakul and regulus black give out the same vibes.
#idk rambles#there i said it#no i wont explain why#but theyre the same to me#my pookies <3#wont let anyone harm them or talk shit about them#they are smol and live in my pocket those adorable gremlins#kimhan theerapanyakul#regulus black#mayhaps its the angsty younger sibling vibes#the âweaponâ and the âheirâ#smashed under family pressure and have not the best sibling relationship but still utterly deeply care about their brothers a lot#and theyre both just so /gay/#one in love with his brothers boyfriends younger brother#and the other in love with his brothers best friend#i mayhaps also have a type#cats#lil meow meows#self depreciating self sacrificing idiots who are just actually need of some genuine love and affection#who drove their love of their life away to keep them safe#chay cause of mafia nonsense and james cause of wizardry âmafiaâ dictatorship voldemort nonsense#very deep obvious family issues#with bad parents#idk need i say more#yes along with kimchay i will die on the jegulus ship#kinnporsche#kinnporsche the series#jegulus#harry potter#kimchay
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oh callahan is giving lonan âIâve lived long enough to love youâ clark a run for his money when he comforts harrison by saying âfind peace in me.â
#battle of the bisexual long haired men STARTS NOW#my new favourite tv show omg#BACHELORETTE NUMBERRR ONE!!! BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWOOO!! (mirror voice from shrek)#like cal is evil & this is allegedly all an act (just wait until I like him so much I canât follow thru with my plans)#harrison really is the belle of the fostered ball everyone wants him like you got lonan jeremiah and cal all head to head#wait I was gonna post this on the side blog but then realized this is peak writeblr comtent#so if u donât know callahan is the new sunless ground antagonist & also a harrison Boo <3#for a lil bit when loner and harry are not together#this is peak just saying shit on writeblr without context in hopes ppl catch on bear with me
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what's the theme you're fucking going for here voliiii!!! what are you fucking getting at!!! what are you trying to say, what's the point??
#still working on this drama chapter in Swept Up. they're. confusing to work with? from an empathy standpoint at least.#skill who is trying to honestly understand the other skills VS skill who is just always lying and putting on an act.#and then theres the whole thing that im not going to spoil yet but the dynamic. fuck man. i dont even know what im trying to say here#lying is bad? no i dont care about that. honest communication is important maybe? i feel like i need a central theme for this.#and i dont want the theme to be ''empathy good'' because low-empathy people are also good and i love them!! and also:#empathy is a flawed character!! i try to portray this. i dont like moralism/centrism which empathy believes in and is the main skill for#empathy you stupid centralist (affectionate) i know this is just because you don't know how to make everyone happy. who can fix this?#you dont think you can fix this! you feel too much debilitating sadness to make meaningful change!! responsibilite to others more capable#still. i do depict empathy as often kind on a small level because i think that's in character. empathy just helps you understand.#i guess this fic is also a ''empathy doesn't mean kindness. kindness is a choice you can make afterwards but empathy just means empathy''#but that's not a centralizing theme that all the chapters share. its also about vulnerability and the mortifying ordeal of being known#urgh. i'll think about it some more. knowing me its probably another ''love (in all forms) is the meaning to life'' type story lmao <3#i need to make a skill chart for this harry. all i know is that Volition is his skill signature but Empathy is his highest stat#hyper-empathetic harry with the rsd that comes from adhd!! haha!! suffering. everybody fucking hate you. this is based on me btw lmao#i was working on voli's chapter which has a flashback and child empathy! new to the mindspace looking out through harry's eyes and crying#the world is full of sad people and it's just too much for a lil guy! the backstory i have planned for this like. huh okay. wild. anyway!!#oh shit ive made a fucking breakthrough with the drama chapter. its not a theme but its something i figured out at least. we stay winning!!#chemi chats#task: swept up
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I think I've finally reached the stage of adulthood where I stop understanding this generations music taste and start talking about songs from the good ole days... like I went to see Taylor Swift last night because my friend is a huge fan, and while I do enjoy some of the old stuff, her new music is just... Not good. Like it's not good, right? I can get past the lyrics sounding like trendy buzzwords ripped from some TikTok poetry book, but the music behind those words was just so boring?
And not only that but the openers were just so... Mild? I hadn't heard a Gracie Abrams song before last night, but she played four (I think?) of them and I genuinely could not tell them apart. Girl in Red was a little better but the songs that sounded at least kind of cool just reminded me of that band from Scott Pilgrim and then I was just sad that I wasn't listening to the Scott Pilgrim soundtrack.
Is music actually getting worse or am I just getting old?
#for the record I'm 24#which i still feel is very young but idk... maybe it's just the depression that makes things less exciting than they were when i was 14#anyways i miss the party anthems of 2008... music was so fun why is it not fun anymore#(except lil nas x i do fuck with lil nas x)#ALSO im sure theres great modern stuff released by some unknown artists that would fit my exact taste#but im specifically taking about mainstream stuff. you used to be able to turn on the radio and get your shit rocked by lady gaga paparazzi#nowadays you turn on the radio and it's just Harry styles boring song no. 12 and song that was written for 8 second tiktok hook#taylor swift
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Okay look LOOK
If Draco had just gone to fucking Durmstrang then he never would have gotten beaten up and abused and more selfish and he never would have fucken nearly died cause hogwarts is a child-meat-grinder shit hole and he never would have been forced to join his daddy's white supremacist - i mean 'pure-blood'- supremacist gang and become an absolute shitter
I mean
Just justice for my boy
Let my boy go to drumstrang
#draco malfoy#meme post#shit post#help#brand new sentence#harry potter#Okay like#Everyone knows#Everyone knows The dark wizard cabal is just a thinly covered shitty reference to white supremacists#Like#No excuse for that#Any of the death eaters being white supremacists straight to Alcatraz I mean Azkaban#No fucking excuse#Hogwarts straight turning shitty little 11 year olds into fucking racist supremacists by putting them all in the Bad House TM and leaving#Them to sort their shit out#Like great plan fellas#While im on this fuck dumbledore in his pasty lil arse like Grindlewald never had tbe fucking guts to#Straight raising a child for slaughter#The fucking shame on him shame on his horse#Glad he got pusbed out the tower i mean you gwt me#Also has this grey haired closeted lil bitch ever heard of the cushioning charm??#I mean i get its all for a reason and he was dying anyway JKR you lil terf fucker#But lile he easily coulda survived that#Fuck i didnt realise how much hatred i had towards elements of a childrens story fuck#Also the centaurs 'choosing' not to be considered 'people'? Fucked#Sapient is sapient Jkr you lil bitch#Plus the fucking slavery fueling their economy#Dont think i dont see you dumbledore and your army of kitchen slaves#Oh and jK is like 'oh no they want to be slaves' fucked#That's the same weak ass bitch ass lil excuse slavers used i hope your happy you terfy lil brainless shit bag
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#anon about what that harrie said about louis#im sorry but im not posting that cos 1) that blog is a rad and 2) i dont wanna bring twitter drama and shit here tbh#i've been preaching all week about that so sdhfdsgfd#but yeah people suck and solo harries esp also that being from twitter doesnt surprised me a lil bit#ive been here enough for anything to surprise me atp#just a lil advice stop following that kinda blogs you should enjoy being here babe <3
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girl help i keep saying i will make playlists but then i dont. but i will make a roman version of that playlist myself. because there is an abundance of kendall playlists so i dont have to do it myself. if i find the power in myself i will do a playlist fr this time
#im the chief executive officer of starting playlists and abandoning them if u know what i mean#also my spotify profile is so funny i have 300+ playlists (A MESS) but only 1 public one#i swear im normal i swear i swear vibes#i dont even use spotify in a social way at all is this weird idk who knows#anyway. dont take my word for it but i will have a roman playlist <3#i still dont *have* a harry du bois playlist. i started it as a dump playlist and then decided to do arcs and shit and it is a mess#and i have abandoned it yeaaaaaa#so i will probably abandon rome playlist too but right now he is the fictional guy that im insane about so#OOOOH wait i just realized this is not a playlist problem at all. oh i see it now#i literally do this with everything lmao right... okay yeah anyway#anywayyyy back to my binge watching after a lil break#đ#(btw im sure there is an abundance of roman playlists too but like. in comparison u know)
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hello miss padfootastic, today I am thinking about godfather Harry who would move mountains for Teddy, when Remus never moved mountains for Harry. :(
yES!!! miss imp ur so so right for this
i donât care how ooc it might be but i truly fully believe teddy was a traumatised harryâs salvation postwar. he kept that boy alive. physically AND mentally. harry will literally do anything for him and nothing is ever too big or too much for his godson.
iâm thinking ofâharry, parenting teddy, wondering about how easy it is (itâs not, really. heâs a child bringing up another child. but take away the nappy changes and the constant crying and the keeping a living being other than yourself alive part, and it really is easy. bc he loves parenthood. loves teddy. so much) and wondering why remus never wanted this. how he could have given it up so easily. itâs honestly just really sad? like makes him hold teddy tight and never let go? primarily i think he just pities remus at that point.
i can ALSO see harry being offended, not on his behalf, but primarily on teddyâs. because this wonderful, amazing child shouldâve not had his father attempt to walk out on him, shouldnât have had to grow up an orphan but thatâs what it is. iâve only read one fic w a similar premise but i rly need more where harry is just. mad at remus postwar for his treatment of teddy lmao.
#teddy lupin#harry potter#side note i read a fic once where harry says âu saved my life. weâre even nowâ#and teddyâs like ???#and harryâs like âafter the warâ#and itâs all very sweet#but thatâs basically the vibe#can also imagine him being a helicopter parent tbh#his experiences shaping him into what he wished he had as a child etc etc#also really really need remus to be. Treated. like the not great guardian he is#like bro ur bestf died and his kid is left w/o anyone who cared for him#ur telling me u wonât even make one measly visit???#not even as a benevolent stranger?#get outta here w that shit#harry shouldâve been more mad and i stand by that#i GET why he wasnât. truly. but that doesnât satisfy my mean lil heart lol#penâs asks
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i would love if you wrote a lil sum ab reader doing random couple trends on tiktok w bogg!!! luv ur writing always x
10/10, harry lewis.
summary: you try to do the 'rating my boyfriend throughout the day' trend with harry.
warnings: allusions to sex
notes: i love this trend but it makes me feel so single so i hate it.
you started off by recording you and harry when you two had just woken up, he was in the middle of one of his morning rants about the sizes of donuts and why they had to be agreeable to the price when you noticed the position you were in.
no matter how you and harry lay in bed, he always woke up slightly on top of you and eventually shifted until he lay fully on top of you. right then, his head was on your chest as his arms wrapped around you, one of his hands tracing random shapes on your waist, creeping underneath the night shirt you wore.
recording a small clip, you laughed at a comment harry made about being able to eat like a pig, before writing a caption on it.
4/10, forgets i'm smaller than him and uses me as his personal pillow in the mornings.
the next clip you recorded was after you had stepped out of the shower, towel and bathrobe on as you made your way to your vanity. preparing to start on your skincare and makeup for the day, you were interrupted by harry waltzing into the room with a cup of tea for you.
you decided not to bring up his allergy to knocking on doors before entering ("i've seen it all before, why do i have to knock?" he'd usually frown) but instead hold your hands to your heart as you awed aloud.
"you act like i don't usually do this, babe" he laughed at your reaction, kissing your lips as he set the mug down on the table.
"i mean you do, but still, it just warms my heart," you giggled that intoxicating giggle that harry loved so much, throwing your arms around his neck as you pressed your lips to his again.
10/10, brought me a morning tea đ„čđ„čđ„č
later on in the day, you lay on the couch with harry at your feet, your legs in his lap as he massaged your feet absentmindedly, considering his full attention was on the football match on the telly.
you should've known that when harry said he'd watch dubai bling with you, he's find a way to get out of it. and there he was, mumbling to himself as he watched chelsea fumble yet another attempt.
"fuck me, this is shit," he sighed, throwing his arms up and accidentally dropping them on your legs.
"hey," you frowned, moving your legs off of his lap. but before you could harry was grabbing them back to where they were.
"no, don't do that," he whispered softly, still watching the telly.
"harry," you groaned. "you said you'd watch tv with me, not this."
"i know, sweetheart, we can watch after it's finished, can't we?" he looked at you, fingers running up and down your slightly exposed leg.
"it's not the same though."
"you're right. what you want to watch is prerecorded and this is live," he smiled, quickly turning back to the tv and groaning aloud as a player received a yellow card.
pulling out your phone, you recorded a clip of harry with a frown on your face, stifling a laugh at how focused he looked.
2/10, chose football over me and also outsassed me.
later on in the day, harry wanted to get out for a bit of fresh air and he promised you ice cream from the new cafe that opened near you.
whilst you sported a hoodie of his over some leggings, harry stuck to the stereotype of the boyfriend that was never cold and wore a compression shirt paired with some nike shorts.
"i wish we had a dog to take on some of these walks with us," you sighed dramatically.
"don't push it, you know what happened to herb." harry shut you down quite quickly, reaching for your hand as you walked next to him.
you always found it adorable that no matter what setting you were in, harry would always find a way to make sure he was physically with you, mainly by holding your hand.
once you got your ice cream, harry walked ahead for you to open the door as you held the small tub. you knew what was coming, so you got out your phone to prepare to catch the moment on camera.
harry stayed ahead of you for a little longer, waiting for you to get your things together, scrolling on his phone as he did so. when he thought you were done, without looking back to check, he held his hand out for you to take, still walking ahead of you.
you couldn't help but squirm and awe on the inside at this seemingly nonchalant gesture as you took his hand, it was everything to you.
11/10, no explanation needed... just hand holding <333
back at home, harry was editing a video that he and the boys had filmed since it was his turn.
he had on his glasses and was sitting on top of the duvet of your bed, looking so... biteable. you couldn't help but want his attention.
when he put the laptop to the side for a bit you took this as your cue, rolling over from your side of the bed and straddling him, a leg on either side of his.
"you alright?" harry inquired, smiling at you with tired eyes. you nodded, a smile on your face as you inched closer and pressed kisses all over his face.
his hands gripped at your waist as you pressed your lips to his, groaning at contact a little. "y/n," he breathed out between kisses. "i have to finish... the video."
yet he made no attempt to detach himself from you.
pulling away, you looked at him with dopey eyes and a matching dopey smile.
"you're so pretty," you cooed, to which his cheeks warmed at.
"and you're not," he smirked, catching your lips with his before you could say something back. your hand tussled in his hair as you hummed into the kiss, never wanting it to end.
"okay wait, i really have to finish that video," harry sighed, pulling away with one last kiss to your lips. "i'm all yours after, i promise."
you nodded, sliding off of his body to cosy up next to him and watch as he edited some more, filming the last clip for your tiktok.
10/10, i'm so in love guys đ”âđ«
#wroetoshaw#wroetoshaw x reader#sidemen x reader#wroetoshaw imagines#harry lewis x reader#sidemen#wroetoshaw imagine#harry lewis
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secret little rendezvous*
Summary: Part 1 of friends with benefits!harry series. It's going to be full of smut, and also a tint of angst.
Word Count: 4k
Warnings: SMUT!, kissing, dirty talk, degradation, p in v sex, jealous feelings
"All I dream of lately is how to get you underneath me."
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Harry was fucked.
Completely, utterly fucked.
In his defense, he was tired. He had been running around his workplace the whole day, managing the work of 4 people because they wanted to âspend the holidays with their familyâ.
And here he is now, staring at anything else he could find, other than the warm cunt beneath him swallowing up his cock with each thrust. The wall, the headboard, the ridiculous stuffed toy near the pillows, anything, Â just so he wonât cum before you.
He knew that if he looked down, he instantly would. Flood your pussy with the pent up load of this whole shit week heâs had.
But you donât mind. Given the point of being friends with benefits with him is getting an equal share of everything, but he gets a pass because he can get you off with his fingers easily, something others canât.
So, you try and push him. Squeeze tighter, moan louder and arch your back just a lilâ bit more just to make him cum faster.
âI know what youâre doing, wonât workâ he lands a hard slap to your ass, earning another moan as he increases his pace. Wet, sloppy thrusts, each paired with his grunts and your moans.
He grips your waist, leaning in so his chest meets your back, nipping at your earlobe while biting your neck below your ear.
âHey, fuck off, man. That could be seenâ you slap his shoulder, and he nips off, giving you a particularly rough thrust, making you lurch forward. The headboard bangs against the wall repeatedly, his thrusts paired with the obscene sound of skin slapping against skin.
âAt least theyâll know you get laidâ he remarks, and gets back up, feeling a bit held off, reaching a hand below and rubbing your clit.
âFuck, thatâs not fairâ you whimper, legs giving out beneath you. You squeeze around him harder, gripping the sheets as you get closer and closer.
âI know, baby. Thatâs why itâs funâ another rough thrust into your sloppy wet cunt and youâre gone. Your eyes roll into the back of your head, toes curling as the orgasm washes over you.Â
âOh fuck!â you curse as you bite your lower lip, not wanting to give him the satisfaction of an incredible orgasm.
He already knows.
He cums soon after, grabbing your hips harshly as his thrusts become slower and shallower, , his breaths ragged and uneven against your skin. He repeatedly curses, your name intertwined between them as he empties himself on your back.
âFuck, that was goodâ he slaps your ass a last time, making you whine. You put yourself down on the bed, but not moving too much because of the cum on your back. He falls on the bed beside you, eyes closed as he catches his breath. His eyes are closed, a sly smile on his lips, face glowing in the afterglow.
He gets up soon after, almost as if he timed the 30 seconds he had taken to recover. He walks to the washroom with his dick still hanging out, closing the door behind him. You stare at the door till you hear the sound of the flush, and he comes out with some toilet paper.
He climbs back on the bed, reaching you and wiping his cum off your back. He wipes it down completely, though it takes some time given how much he had cum, throwing the used paper into the dustbin nearby. You want water, but he isnât one to care for you once youâre done, other than wiping off his release.
âCan you-bring me water from the kitchen?â you ask, already knowing what his answer is going to be, and mentally cursing yourself afterwards.
âWhat am I? Your boyfriend or something?â he shakes his head, picking up his pants from the floor and quickly getting dressed.
âIt wouldnât hurt you to give me water afterwards.â you reply, putting your head back down on the pillow so he doesnât say that youâre watching him dress.
âIt doesnât. But, I donât do that shit. And you know that'' he raises his eyebrows, but you donât look up. Not at least till heâs out of the room.
Seeing the lack of reaction, he gets his coat from the couch and his phone, his keys, before yelling for a last time, âClose your doorâ
You donât reply again, and he storms out, slamming the door shut behind him.
You really wish he cared.Â
Just a little bit, maybe?
>>>
âI donât want to do itâ you reply to Harry on the phone with a hand on your head, pinching the skin to relieve some of the pain from your head throbbing.
âYou didnât have any problem before. Whenever I called, you would say yesâÂ
Ugh, you really really wanted to throw the phone across the room. Or at his face. If he worked in your department, you would happily call him in your room, and slam the phone at him.
âWell, I do now. My head is killing me and if you donât shut up soon, Iâll throw this at you when I see you next.â
âSo tonight then? Iâll stay away from youâ
What?
âWhat? Tonight? Why?â
âDylanâs birthdayâ
âOh fuck.â
âYeah. Fuck. And since he got you the âSpecial inviteâ youâre gonna have to be early for Dylanâ he mocks you, because he had sent you a bouquet of flowers with an e-invite.
âOh get over it.â you huff.
âWhatever. Iâll avoid you tonight. Donât try and stick to my assâ
âYou wishâÂ
With that, you cut the call.
>>>
Getting ready for the party, you were a mess. You did not want to go and get mocked by them for the bouquet, you did not want to see Harry and you did not want to leave the house either. It was so cold outside, and you would have to drive a good 4 miles because that bastard celebrates birthday like a teenager.
The party was average. There were only two people who teased you, Leah and Emily, oh, and Harry of course. Others had forgotten, and you were so grateful for that.
âSo, you and Dylan. Huhâ Harry came up to you, with a beer bottle in his hand. He was the one who told you to stay away from him, and here he was now, purposely coming and sitting near you.
âShut upâ you replied, taking a sip of your own drink.
You ignored him, looking anywhere else except him. You looked at the dance floor, where everyone was swaying their hips and moving with the music, the bar where they were serving drinks, anywhere.
And he did not like that.
âSo, how was your day?â
You turned around 180 degrees, raising your eyebrows at him.
âWhat??â
âI said, how was your day? Or did your headache make you deaf?â another sip off his stupid beer.
âSeriously? Mr. Donât stick to my ass is asking meâ you pointed your fingers towards yourself âhow my day was?â
âYeah, I was just trying to make small talkâ
âWell, wrong time. Shut upâ
You went back to your own business, sipping your drink and ignoring him successfully. He seemed frustrated with you, and you were sure his nose was flared too. It was only for a few moments, because then his phone beeped. A message.
âAh! Finally!â he drank the last few sips, and got up, throwing his unlocked phone beside you.
âTake care of it, will yeah? Iâll pay my bill and come back to take itâ
That bastard.
It was a text from some Sophia, who was his hookup for tonight since you had said no. He wanted to show you that he had other people to sleep with, and that was why he threw his unlocked phone to go and pay for a drink from a party.
He really was a condescending dick, wasnât he?
You sat there till you saw him turn back from the bar, and as soon as he was within your line of sight, you got up and left.
You saw him cursing while he picked up his phone, and he was most definitely cursing at you.
Not that you cared.
>>>
He didnât call you for the next week, and a few more days after that. If he could act like a child just to tell you he has multiple hookups, something you didnât really know about, you could at least pretend to not care.
Not that you did, no.
Next you two saw each other was at the Christmas party.
Some co-workers were bringing their kids, and so a few were asked to be dressed as Santa, Harry being one of them.
The Christmas party was more lively than stupid birthdays, and you were thankful for that. You had forgotten to book tickets to go back home, and last minute tickets were really not worth the raging dinner you had with your whole family. Most of the people would ask you about your boyfriend, when you were getting married, were you planning on having kids, how to raise them, where to raise them, all of which you didnât want to worry about for at least the next two years. So, an office party followed by some takeaway and a Christmas movie marathon sounded perfect.Â
>>>
Most people had arrived, and the place was buzzing with chatter and the slow sounds of Christmas carols playing in the background. Everyone was dressed great, adorned in festive attire with a Christmas hat perched on top of their heads. You had worn an oversized sweater, tucked in a pair of skinny jeans, and boots that you had bought a month ago. Wearing a Christmas hat, you didnât look so bad yourself.
You took a drink from the top shelf that was made to be kept away from the children, and you wandered off, looking for Harry. He might be a bastard, but it was Christmas, so you could bear him for a while, say Merry Christmas.
Looking through the cabins, the corners, he was nowhere to be found. Maybe he was struggling with his Santa costume.
You found him soon after, struggling in one of the supply closets with his beard stuck to the zipper.
âFucking hell! Oh for fucks sake!â he was continously cursing, while trying to pull the zipper down with limited strength. If he pulled too hard, the poor rented dress would definitely tear off.
âWant some help?â you leaned on the doorway, bringing your hand up to your lips as you laughed at his misery.
He looked at you with his resting bitch face, putting both hands beside his waist. He might look all tall and intimidating, dressed in all red with a big bod, but to you, he looked like a child who couldnât even get his clothes right, and always messed them up.
You chuckled, before going over to him, trying to up the zipper and untangle it from the fake hair.
âYeah, Iâve already tried that, smarty pantsâ he said frustrated, and you reached for your pocket, pulling out your lip balm.
âWhat are you doing with that? You know this is rented right? Donât put lip balm on this!â
âYeah, old man. I knowâ he rolled his eyes, and you began rubbing some wax on the zipper to smoothen it down so itâll slide easily.
âAnd donât tell me you donât know how dirty these rented outfits are. This beard youâre wearingâ you pull at it lightly, making him grunt, âis filthier than our kitchen. And you know how dirty our kitchen isâ
He shakes his head, âWhatever, I just have to wear it for 2 hours or something, and then Iâll return this backâ. He watches you intently as you rub the wax on it, and after a few tugs up and down, it smoothes out, and the beard untagles. You zip him up, and the red outfit fits perfectly on his tall form.
You take a step back, eyeing him up and down, with a smirk on your face. He doesnât look too bad, he is tall and the outfit heâd gotten fits him quite well. The long trousers, the ridiculously large shoes, the cap on top of his head, he kinda looks hot.
He notices you checking him out, and puts his arms around his chest, pretending to try and save his sanity from you.
âMiss Y/n, what are you going to do to me?â he takes a step back, voice low and husky. And just for the fun of it, you decide to play along. You step forward, your steps synchronizing with his steps back, and he goes back till he bangs with a cupboard.
He looks at you with utter fear in his eyes, and you canât help but bite back a smile, going all the way and gripping his waist.
Tightly.
He sucks in a deep breath, trying to keep his composure. He knows he canât get too excited, or the next few hours will be a nightmare for him.Â
You couldnât be more tempted to put him into misery.
You pull yourself up, coming face to face with him, standing on your heels. He gulps down hard, knowing well how this will not end well for him.
You lean closer to his face, his lips just moments away from yours. Your hand shifts from his waist to his heart, which is beating widely in his chest. A thin layer of sweat coats his forehead, and the tension between you is almost impalpable.
Your lips come closer and closer to his, and as soon as he lifts his jaw to kiss you, you pull back, and go for his neck instead.Â
Itâs difficult with the beard in between, but you manage to lick a long stripe from his shoulder to his jugular, feeling his pulse on your tongue. You reach back and open your mouth, baring your teeth as you bite on the skin, nipping and pulling slightly to make a mark.
And to your surprise, he doesnât stop you. Lets you bite and suckle at his neck till thereâs a proper mark blooming on the side of his neck, the skin turning red. Your tongue glides over the mark, soothing the slight sting as you continue to tease him. He moans, his fingers tangling in your hair as he pulls you closer, his hands finding your waist. Itâs so easy-you could slide your hand down to his pants, squeezing his crotch and heâll be done for. Heâll get hard and then be miserable while the kids ask to sit on his lap.
But you decide against it. Wearing that costume just for the little rascals to click pictures with him and make fun of him later. It was torture enough.
You pull back, and as expected, his pupils are blown out, eyes full of lust. And, as expected, heâs half hard.
You lick your lips, a little breathless as you look up at him. He looks down at you with the same lust and hunger, and you get week in the knees as he leans in and whispers, âYouâre going to be sorry for that tonightâ he reaches back and grips your ass, giving it a light squeeze, âon your kneesâ
Your stomach flips with anticipation as his words send shivers down your spine. You know what he means, and it only adds to the growing heat between your legs. Youâre left with an open mouth as his grip on you is gone, and he leaves the room. You stand there for a good 5 minutes, before blinking rapidly and exiting the dark room to join the party.
The party was uncomfortable, to say the least. For both of you. You were hot and bothered, the wetness between your legs growing as you imagined him on top of you, his hands tangled messily in your hair as he fucked your face, drool and tears dripping down your face as his cock pushed in and out of your hot, wet mouth. His balls slapping against your chin, your nose deep in his trimmed pubes.The way his deep, husky voice would command you to open your mouth wider, to take him deeper.
You could almost taste him, the salty sweetness of his skin, the musky scent of his arousal. Your mouth watered at the thought of him filling you, stretching your lips and throat as he pushed himself deeper and deeper. And that was making your cheeks hot and red, thighs pressed together as you looked at him as if he was a meal, one which you couldnât wait to devour.
And maybe someone else was looking at him the same way too.
Olivia, a co-worker, approached you a few moments later, a little bit tipsy because of how much she had been drinking since she got here.
âHe looks so fucking sexy, doesnât he?â she remarked, and you blinked, pulling yourself out of your imagination.
You donât mind other girls hitting at him. Well you did, somewhat, till you found out he was hooking up with others as well.
âHm?â
âStyles. Heâs so damn hot. Canât wait to fuck him in that santa costume tonightâ
Oh no.
âWhat?â
âOh you donât know? He fucked me last Wednesday. Said his other hookup cancelled and he needed someone who didnât mind. I said yes. I mean, â she tilted her head, looking at him with a face that made you want to punch her. âWhat bitch would say no to that? Have you seen the ass on him? And his dick. Holy fuck. Itâs so fucking bi-â
âOkay-I donât want to hear about thatâ you stopped her before she practically drooled over him in front of you, and described how he fucked her.
âWhat? You donât like to hear some good fucking. Oh come on, itâs not like youâre getting boned, are you? Youâre so boring?â she rolled her eyes, before turning around and bumping her shoulder, walking away.
No way you waited 2 hours for him just to have her take him.
No fucking way.
With gritted teeth, you picked up your purse, and walked to Harry on the other side of the room. You pulled at his arm, to try and take him to the side to talk. He reluctantly walked, making you pull his huge body half the way.
âHey, hey, patience, love. Mâ not going anywhere. Canât you wait for just a few more minutes? Then Iâm all yoursâ he said with a smirk.
âWell, Olivia here was describing me how you fucked her last wednesday and how she was taking you home with her today. So, what is happening?â
âWhat? Olivia? Hell no. Sheâs super drunk, and I donât want to be around herâ
âWell, then hurry. Ditch this stupid party andâŠtake me home.â
You whispered the last part, hoping you didnât sound as breathless and desperate as you did. He was an asshole, but he was great in bed and the idea of her doing the same with you did with him, made you want to blech.Â
âAwww, someoneâs a bit romantic. Youâre jealous, arenât you love?â
Here we go.
âNo! Why would I be jealous of thatâŠthat bitch?â
âThere it is. Ugly emotionâ he was smiling like a moron, and you felt so embarrassed. Jealousy, or any other emotion, wasn't supposed to be involved, but it eventually always does, doesnât it?
âAlright, fine. Now shut up and take me home before I change my mindâ you said with a frown, and began to walk away.
âYes maâamâ he replied, following you closely.
>>>
Harry drove you both home, since you were drunk. You were sitting tilted with your back against the window, legs propped up on the sheet. He looked so sexy even when he drove, his jaw clenching every time there was a signal. He was rock hard in his pants, and he couldnât wait to get home and fuck your mouth.
âOh, for fuckâs sake!â he slammed the horn, hitting the brake as the last signal before his street was on too. You giggled, biting your lower lip as you looked at him with doe eyes with your legs propped up on the front.
You leaned forward and turned on the radio, and he gave you a glare. As the song played on, you slowly hummed to the tune, twirling your hairs around your fingers and looking out the window. You were so nonchalant, and Harry did not like that.
âDo you have any idea how hard I am?â he growled, almost painfully. You had a complete idea of how hard he was. He had been so turned on since your encounter in the storage room, and seeing you jealous had probably egged him on even more.
âHmm?â you turned your head and looked up at him with an innocent look, your hands crossed above your chest.
âOh.â he chuckled, and you knew you had managed to reach his nerves, âIs it? You donât know what Iâm talking about?âÂ
You shook your head in a no, mouth falling open at the sight of him. He looked angry, as well as horny. Pupils blown out and eyes full of lust, cheeks red. Hands gripping the steering wheel so tightly, while he was controlling himself so much you had no idea. Restraining himself from bending you over and taking you right there in the backseat.
The car came to a halt, and you saw that the signal was on. The last signal before you pulled up to his house.
Before you could blink, he had opened his seatbelt, and was reaching over to your side, pinning your hands to your chest with his wrist. The other reached down, pulling your sweater up and revealing the top of your jeans. You looked up at him with wide eyes, and a cruel smirk was painted across his face.
âHarry-harry, what are you-â you murmured while he undid the button, unzipping your jeans and pulling it down with a harsh pull.
His hand immediately found your panties, and he pulled them to the side, his cold hand making contact with your wet cunt.
You shivered and moaned at the contact, eyes falling shut as his fingers caressed your swollen nub. He pushed one finger in, and you were a goner.
Your legs squeezed shut, mouth parting open as his ring met your lips, the coldness making you whimper. His finger was longer and thicker than yours, and only one was enough to make your walls clench.
A horn blared from the car behind, and your eyes widened. You tried to move your hands, but he had pinned them down firmly, his finger still deep into your pussy.
âHarry-thereâs someone behind-they can see you-harry-âÂ
You were stopped by a crushing kiss to your lips, and seeing you hesitant, he pulled his finger out. Pulling back from the kiss, he put the same finger into his mouth, sucking the wetness, eyes falling shut at your taste.
âKnow people can see. Though that turns you on even more, doesnât it?âÂ
You looked down at your unbuttoned jeans, cheeks turning hot and red at his admission. You had a bit of an exhibitionism kink, and people looking did  turn you on.
âKnew it. Youâre a filthy little whore for me, arenât you? Good god, Iâm so going to fucking ruin you tonightâ
âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ~~~âĄ
You were holding on to that promise.
(part 2)
a/n: i spent wayy too much time writing this! no idea why? but i really liked the idea, and i just spiraled with it, and the next thing i know it turned into a series! anyways, let me know if you like this! if this gets enough notes, i'll definitely do a part 2! love you all!
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What are your favorite drarry fics?
oh. ooooooooooooh oh oh.
here are my staples:
draco, the magic dragon - libbydrew a fic i first read on livejournal (showing off the varnish of my casket here) that i thought about regularly for the almost two decades i fell out of fandom. canon to me tbh. libby invented my draco rubric: proud lil showboat even when everything around him has gone to rancid shit, sarcastic and aloof personality as a poor facade to distract from the big ol' gaping well of hurt.
Potter took a great breath, then let it out slowly â a low whistle between his teeth. "Malfoy, I had no idea. I thoughtâ" "Why are you here?" Draco cut him off before the idiot embarrassed them both. Their shared past was water under the bridge â even if Draco had drowned in it.
nightingale - michi_the_killer
another back-in-my-day fav, even though i can only stand to read half of it. actually even thinking about it is making me stare off in a distance for upwards of three minutes. this one i would hand off wrapped in about a million miles of caution tape. + also a huge fan of michi's gory veela fic.
It was better than fighting, Harry thought, although sometimes he still wanted to rip into Malfoy, to hurt him. Other days, he thought, it was better than anything.
rookie moves - peu_a_peu
what can i say that hasn't already been said - peu is a MASTER. if you somehow know who i am but haven't read this, reassess your life choices through professional means but not until after you dive in.
âFeels kinda big,â Malfoy said, smirking. âFor a guy your height.â âMy height is average,â Harry said, although he was undeniably glaring upward at Malfoyâs face when they stood so close together. âAnd it is kinda big.â
stately homes of wiltshire - waspabi another one that crept into my heart and made a home. hard to choose between this and waspabi's other drarry fic, but there's something about the decrepit manor that just does it for me. a perfect harry and draco, perfect soft reaching towards each other.
Draco smiled and dragged Potter from the shop before he could charm any more elderly ladies with his unkept, take-care-of-me-Iâm-confused-and-have-nice-shoulders aesthetic. Once outside in the drizzle, he realised he still had his hand around Potterâs forearm. He yanked his hand back immediately.
i wake up falling - warmfoothills
warmfoothills :,) just reading this moniker makes me vision go soft around the edges. their writing has made me out loud, quietly say "oh," multiple times. the prose is darling, this story is such a brief, aching glance. it was also really hard to pick just one (flashback, warm nights i also go in for).
âI love you,â he says, unable to stop himself. Draco blinks, a barely-there flinch, like Harryâs taken a swing at him. âI know,â he says, still oblivious to the reference, oblivious to the way his words scoop right into the meat of Harryâs stupid, hopeful heart. âItâs not enough, is it?â Draco shakes his head. Above, the stars watch unfeelingly on.
the pure and simple truth - lettered no one does dialogue with the mastery lettered does. my GOD. my god. i feel like this fic is drarry perfectly distilled.
âWhatâs he going to be?â Blaise raised a brow. âPardon?â âYou said he says Hermione should be Minister, and all those other things. What does Malfoy think he should be?â There was something much like pity in Blaiseâs eyes. âHe thinks he should never, ever be forgiven for the things heâs done.â Harry felt ill. âThatâs not fair.â âWhen has Draco ever been fair?â âI meantââ Harry swallowed hard. âThatâs not right.â Blaise looked more pitying still. âWhen has Draco ever been right?â
far from the tree - aideomai
the writer i avoid talking about the most bc once i start i cannot physically restrain myself from going on about their beauty forever. i sat for forty-five solid minutes frowning, trying to choose between this one and in the hand. and dwelling. okay anyway. i keep a doc of quotes from fics that resonate and it's 50% aideomai.
Draco wondered what Potter thought of this day, in the future the twins came from. If he had told Ginny about it. If he had forgotten it. He couldnât forget it, could he? It felt burned into Dracoâs body already, a final point that he had been moving toward for years without knowing.
i could go on but i think seven is a nice solid number tyvm for this ask!
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This too is my favourite Snape scene.
There's something I want to add: Expelliarmus is the Disarming Spell.
Disarming. As in, it's supposed to make Lockhart's wand go flying out of his hand, and out of reach, therefore winning Snape the duel. That's its intended use, disarming the opponent.
Snape? He just sends Lockhart flying.
That's completely unnecessary. Not needed at ALL for the duel. That's not even what that particular spell is FOR!
And yet Severus Snape uses the disarming spell to just send Lockhart across the floor. HE DIDNT NEED TO DO IT YET HE DID AND WITH THE BLOODY DISARMING SPELL AND NOT LIKE AN OFFENSIVE SPELL NO ITS THE DISARMING SPELL HE USES AND YES I KNOW THE SPELL CAN BE USED LIKE THAT BUT HE STILL USED IT LIKE THAT WHEN REALLY ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS DISARM HIM OF HIS WAND AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IT LESSON FINISHED THAT'S ALL HE NEEDED TO DO BUT NO HE JUST FUCKING YEETS LOCKHART
I might be the only person who finds the fact that the spell that yeeted Lockhart was the disarming spell so funny but I absolutely do, I find that so ridiculously funny
Also this
This is probably my favourite little Snape ever. The sheer sass. The wide eyed innocence that's so obviously fake. The fact that it's such a casual gesture. It's just my favourite.
My Favourite Snape Scene (movies)
Idk about everyone else but my favourite Snape scene is the Duelling Scene in CoS.
I apologise to all the Snockhart shippers (I love both characters equally) but I see them more as one-sided enemies than anything - I don't think Lockhart hates Snape, but Snape definitely hates Lockhart imo lol.
You can just tell in this scene - he is so damn sassy about it. All of the hair flips, the grandiosity of his dueling pose and the fact he just so confidently knocks Lockhart on his ass.
Like mans FLEW across that table.
It's just comedy gold tbh, I love it so much.
Anybody else wanna share their favourite Snape scene?
#also he looks adorable doing that innocent shrug#its the expression i imagine him doing around the other teachers when annoying them#or being âdeliberately unhelpfulâ#which leads to the honourable mention of him just being a snarky sassy fake innocent lil shit to Umbridge and his âironic bowâ#like even HARRY noticed he was just being a lil shit in that moment that's the levels of sass he was excuding#severus snape
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