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Forgot to reblog this on Halloween. Forget that- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
what up witches
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Some Percy Jackson characters as things my friends and I have said
Percy: If I were a Greek god, I'd want to be a god that could fix all me and my friends' suffering
Annabeth: Jesus can't teach you astrophysics
Nico: That's it, I'm removing your skin
Piper: My romantic life is like the ramblings of a schizophrenic patient
Meg: My Communist beliefs and my psychological problems are not related!
Lester: I must either become 5'6 or kill Jesus
Clarisse: I'm gonna hit this like a child
Zeus: The soldiers are dying? Just send their children, duh
A lot of the gods tbh: Daddy issues?... Nah, double it and give it to my child
Mr. D: I'm against child slaves. Not because it's cruel but because they're stupid
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Do you ever think Annabeth and Percy stay awake at night thinking about how their parents are uncle and niece and that subsequently makes them cousins?
Same thing with Will and Nico. Like I imagine Nico would be like "hey do you ever think about that fact that my dad is your dad's uncle?" And Will is like "sometimes but I just never brought it up because how do you even talk about something like that?"
🎶Sweet home Camp Half-blood 🎶
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Nobody asked so here's some Wednesday Headcanons
When Xavier has crazy dreams he unconsciously makes the pictures on his walls move and they depict the things happening in his dreams
Enid and Ajax have a secret handshake
Wednesday's favourite band is Sisters of Mercy
Wednesday reads Raven by Edgar Allan Poe religiously
When Enid wakes up in the morning she sees Wednesday peering over her bed watching her sleep and she's already dressed and ready for school. Wednesday's like "Finally, you're awake. We're going to be late." "Wednesday, it's 6 am. We're not going to be late-"
Wednesday is Autistic. I'll fight you in the Denny's parking lot over that
Wednesday (and her whole family) knows sign language to communicate better with thing
When Enid had the room to herself, she would talk to her stuffed animals when she felt lonely
Enid is obsessed with the strawberry aesthetic (like strawberry shortcake vibes) but is allergic to real strawberries
Rowan and his father never truly moved on from his mom dying. His father started drinking to cope and Rowan became very closed off and antisocial. He and his father now have a huge divide in their relationship that they would need a lot of therapy to fix
When they were in school, Morticia really admired and adored Weems. She always knew deep down that Weems resented her because of Gomez but she forced herself to ignore it because she loved Weems (platonically) and Gomez (romantically) and didn't want to give up her relationship with one for the other
Ajax likes to get creative with his head wear. He has all kinds of hats, head scarves, bandanas, etc.
Because they are partly deep sea creatures, Sirens are negatively affected by ultraviolet radiation in a similar way to vampires. But rather than combating it with special sunglasses, sirens have to bath daily, be extra hydrated, and have use special sun protection for their skin and scales
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Wow my ceiling would be perfect for a children's hospital
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The way I want to go to wonderland so bad. The idea of getting lost in an endless maze of wooden signs telling me where to go, having tea with the mad hatter and the march hare, helping the cards paint the roses red so we won't loose our heads. It's something I daydream about everyday. Thank you, Lewis Carroll for blessing us with this amazing Literary nonsense ☕🎩🐇🍄🌹🃏
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Okay but this shit got me thinking. I've never seen or heard any real person play 7 minutes in heaven. I'm an American afab and I've never seen this shit out in the wild. Not at sleepovers, at school, not even in movies (that I can remember).
I always thought It was a real world game that some people incorporated into things like fanfiction. Either my whole life has been a lie or 7 minutes in heaven was literally just made up by teen media.
Can somebody please tell me if you've ever played 7minh or if you've seen it in the wild or anything. Please I'm actively loosing my shit over this
Is "7 minutes in Heaven" a real game or just a trope for fanfics?
bro im not American either i have no idea what's true and what's made up by teen media
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Okay but can somebody tell me why in espisode 4 of Assassination Classroom, Irina Jelavic sounds like Dora the explorer??? Like when she first meets kerosensei and asked for directions to Kunugigaoka she says "I'm trying to find Kunugigaoka Junior High. Do you know where it is?"
The freaking way she says it sounds like Dora the explorer. It has the same energy as like "where is the tree? Can you find the tree?" Shit from Dora
Please someone tell me they see it too and that I'm not going crazy. PLEASE I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE 💀💀
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There is nothing better than listening to SOAD while scrolling through Tumblr instead of paying attention in bio class
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Me too, caitxkitty
I relate to Five because I am also small and choose violence because of it.
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Hiii. Welcome to my Tumblr. My name is Crowley. I download a Tumblr because I was having an identity crisis.
A little bit about me
•I'm 19 years old
•My pronouns are he/him
•I'm bisexual and transmasc
•My idols are Stephen King, Edgar Allan Poe, and Johnathan Janz. My dream is to write gothic/horror novels in the same vain as them
•i'm neurodivergent
•My current hyperfixations are Percy Jackson, Lord Of The Rings, Strange Aeons, and Green Day
•My special interests are the goth subculture, marine biology, and horror
I will post random content. Like re-blogs, shit posts, rambles, or things about my hyperfixations and special interests
Full disclosure: I've been on Tumblr for about a year now and this site still confuses and intimidates me a little. I have no idea what I'm doing and am just trying to have fun. I highly apologise if I'm weird or inept about Tumblr etiquette.
that's it. Bye <3
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