#harry would not approve

[caslyra]

Knows him for three seconds and is already weaponizing him.

[penins]

I am so not okay right now

[and-loth-cat]

guys my little sister did this activity at school where she had to list how she would be as president

and her number one policy?

everyone gets 1 pet cat or kitten and if not they go to jail

[coldemergency]

Voldemort: Where on earth did you get that massive bruise???!

Harry: I fist fought the Whomping Willow

Voldemort: Why would you even think of doing that?

Harry: I was asserting my dominance

Voldemort: And you lost

Harry: and I lost

[sorryiwasasleep]

[krakhatoa]

the mfers too stupid to use their goddamn brains and are instead blaming third party voters when Harris would NOT have won even if every single third party voter in the swing states went to her just shows how stupid you bitches be and refuse to ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A PARTY DELIBERATELY ALLOWING A FOREIGN COUNTRY TO CONTROL THEM IS THE FUCKING ISSUE THAT LEAD TO THIS LOSS

do some goddamn math with the data IN FRONT OF YOU TO SEE ITS NOT THE THIRD PARTY VOTERS BUT THE LIBS AND DEMS ALIENATION OF PPL CARING FOR HUMAN RIGHTS THAT LEAD TO THIS LOSS

[marnievanhelsing]

This might be weird to say, but my favorite scent is the memory of this copy of Silence of the Lambs that I got from my local library. It was back in 2021, was an anniversary copy, and smelled fucking amazing.

I've never been able to find what the scent was, but it haunts me. It genuinely haunts me.

[teaandinanity]

Irregularly-scheduled reminder to check your voter registration status.

Also remember you can cast a provisional ballot if Fuckery occurs at the poll on election day.

[greenerteacups]

Hermione and Ron’s difference of opinion about the significance of heiress and heir is SENDING ME. That’s exactly how it would be. Thank you ever so much for introducing us to Lucia Darcy Malfoy, First of Her Name, Queen of Daddy Issues and Most Assuredly That Bitch.

"Is Malfoy(15f) Hot?" - the greatest thread in the history of gryffindor tower, locked by a prefect after 12239 hours of heated debate,

[bumblingbabooshka]

On the topic of Harry and Kes being proteges to Janeway and Tuvok respectively - both of them developing mommy/daddy issues despite having perfectly normal and healthy relationships with their parents.

[yuttikkele]

while watching spectacular spiderman, i find the difference in peter and harry’s respective relationships falling apart quite humorous (albeit a little sad). peter’s is falling apart because he wants to date someone else, meanwhile harry’s is falling apart because he doesn’t even like her that way, he just wants his fathers attention.

[alwaysxyou]

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[pissfaggit]

i REALLY wanted to write "pigs gonna fuck" under the sex section of the autopsy report but my sister was watching me play and I got all embarrassed so I just put "male" 😔😔 this will bother me for the rest of the game

[sunflowervolum-6]

I dont dress for men i dont dress for women

I dress for harry styles

[shiningfennec]

incredibly accurate

Have the people recommending Wizard of Earthsea as a replacement for Harry Potter actually read both series? Because "wizard school" notwithstanding I wouldn't even put them in the same subgenre.

Also the first book is worse than Lord of the Rings for female characters.

[bisexualdinahlance]

I have started seeing some INSANE posts in order to try and ignore/avoid the fact that Harris's campaign wasn't very good