#harry potter and the deathly hallows pt1

[orion-lake]

Harry Potter Rewatch | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt1

“ We won’t last two days with out her. Don’t tell her I said that.”

[skeletonoli]

I got bored and decided to order the harry potter films in order if cuntines

in 8th place:

Deathly Hallows PT.2

I would say the only cunty part of this film is the dragon scene, Hermione dressed up as Bellatrix, Molly Weasley subsequently murdering Bellatrix and Narcissa lying to Tom riddle.

in 7th place:

philosopher's stone

yet again not much going on but added points for dumbledores colourful robes, McGonagall giving malfoy detention,commuting murder at age 11 and (controversially) dumbledore giving gryffindor points after awarding the cup to Slytherin.

in 6th place:

deathly hallows pt1

yet again was not giving my much but the mere presence of Remus, Kingsley, Bill, Fleur, tonks (and controversially mundungus) as well as kreatcher, Dobby, the entore cellar secne and dumbledores cryptic ass will really boost the rating on this one

in 5th place

chamber of secrets

this is the point where I think we start reaching *serving* territory. points for every interaction with Lockhart, Snape at dueling club, Lucius malfoys little coquette hair bow and (especially) young Tom riddle. this would score higher if they included the singing dwarfs.

in 4th place

goblet of fire

this is here for obvious reasons, the dragons, the champions, the quidditch world cup, Barty disguised as the man who murdered his bf and killing his dad, harry refusing to bow in the graveyard, "I'll show you mine if your show me yours", the "HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE" scene, the mere presence of david tennant, "I'm not an owl", sassy harry and last but not least karkaroff's slay jewellery. would rate higher if they had included Charlie Wesley and the ton tongue toffees.

in 3rd place

order if the phoenix

giving points for "who's Cedric, your boyfriend", "don't call me nymphadora", the sheer presence of Sirius, Remus, tonks and Kingsley again, Sirius showing up in that kings cross waiting room in nothing but a robe, the presence of luna lovegood, the da, sassy harry, Fred and George's departure, giving umbridge to the centaurs and " I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK". also as much as I hate to admit it and as much as I hate her umbridge kinda served cunt, I won't lie. not much more to say about this it came it served, it left.

2nd place

half blood prince

What's cuntier than giving yourself a mysterious nickname, creating your own spells, writing them in your textbook and keeping the textbook in your classroom for decades. more points for Harry's obsession with Draco, hermione rigging try outs, slug club meetings, unbreakable vow, dumbledores death and rab note.

1st place

prisoner of azkaban

this is here for obvious reasons. mainly the Sirius and Remus reunion but also the malfoy punch and many other points

[butyourewrong]

Harry potter and the deathly hallows pt1 (21/11/22)

[benjaminhighways]

Its the way that Hedwig’s death upsets me more than anyone else, in the entire series! 😢😢😢

[amythegloriouspond]

[thebitchiestoflasagnas]

Rupert Grint appreciation week 2017: Day 3- Favourite acting performance(s) (a specific scene)

I could easily insert any shitless pic and call it a day, but I’ll go the hard way (not really) and introduce you to the scene that made me fall in love with this man in the first place. Its Harry and Ron’s fight in Deathly Hallows pt1. I’ve been watching HP movies since the very childhood and the fact that this scene still sends shivers down my spine should mean something. Its clearly visible how Rupert feels his character through and through while Dan just wags his arms around with vacant expression. Rupert not only carries the entire scene on his shoulders but totally nails it. This is just one of scenes that open up his talent full on and I surely hope there’s still a lot more yet to come. Love, 😇🍋

[arsenic-and-caffeine]

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love.

J.K. Rowling

[drowsywithnochaperone]

I’m sure this has been done before but

Harry Potter Movies as John Mulaney Quotes

Sorcerer’s Stone

“I’m new in town, and it gets worse.”

Chamber of Secrets

“We found a pool of the killers blood in the hallway. Ooh gross! Mop it up! Now back to my hunch.”

Prisoner of Azkaban

“We’re gonna frame you for murder! And you’re gonna go to jail for 30 years!”

Goblet of Fire

“I also don’t want to be doing what I’m doing.”

Order of the Phoenix

“I’m so horny and angry all the time.”

Half-Blood Prince

“Whoa! You just killed an old old man!”

Deathly Hallows Pt1

“Do all my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep?”

Deathly Hallows Pt2

“And that’s the end of that story, but how f*cked up is that, right?”

[lokisarmyjustinvadedmidgard]

OK, so I've been rewatching Harry Potter Deathly Hallows pt1, and, like, for the polyjuice scene of the 7 Potters, I can't help think that it would have been better to morph Harry into rather Fred or George, because it wouldn't be strange for there to be multiple in the same location, you know twins.

And like if you saw two that looked the same, you'd just think it was the twins.

Idk, probably better then making everyone look like Harry

[eddiemunsonssoulmate]

tag game!

thanks for distracting me from this kindergarden class @nxsmss lmao

5 songs i’ve been listening to:

Letdown. - Love is a weapon

Jan Hegenberg - Die Allianz schlägt zurück

Billie Eilish - You should see me in a crown

Royal & the Serpent - Overwhelmed

All Time Low, blackbear - Monster

currently watching:

None atm cuz I’m busy with school but next week I’ve got Jujutsu Kaisen, My Hero Academia and The Promised Neverland S2 on my list.

last movie i watched:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt1

currently reading playing:

Squirrel brain says no to reading

Mass Effect Legendary Edition, World of Warcraft

tagging: @warlock-enthusiast, @spilledtee @ofhooksandswans

[actinganimagus]

Rewatching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt1 in 2020...And you're telling me...

This is a woman...

disguised as a snake...

disguised as a woman.

[locallyhated]

harry potter and deathly hallows pt1 lives in my mind rent free

[hugoterongmakata]

Artemis: What do you first notice about new people? Pegasus: Last movie you watched? Cadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken? Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs? Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

Artemis: What do you first notice about new people? Eyes.

Pegasus: Last movie you watched? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt1

Cadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken? Everyday routine ko yan. Hahahaha

Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs? Ngayon?

Mabagal - Daniel & Moira

Bukas makalawa - Room for Cielo

Kung ikaw ay masaya - Eloisa Jayloni

Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Speed force.

Thanks man.

[7nessasaryevils]

The sad thing is, despite how much I want the above, is that I loved HP. As a kid, I never realized how much racist bullshit went into its creation because at that time it was just a book series that I fell in love with and ignited a passion for reading and writing that I carry with me until now.

Harry Potter formed so many of my earliest memories, it gave me friends I could scream about the last book with, I have a memory of my friend going “that’s the end???” at the end of Pt1 of Deathly Hallows and the whole theatre laughing because everyone was thinking it too. Harry Potter gave me so much joy and I am pissed off as fuck that my joy stems from literature littered with bigotry.

It’ll always be my greatest regret falling in love with HP.

I genuinely want Harry Potter to go obsolete. Like I want Universal Studios to have to close down the HP section cause no one goes anymore. I want TV stations to stop playing it because no one watches the marathons anymore. I want bookstores to stop carrying it because it's no longer in demand. I want to go on ao3 and see that the most recent work was a year ago because the fandom is dead. I want people to forget what ravenclaw and hufflepuff mean (I also want to wear my school tie without being asked if I'm a gryffindor). I want people to see emma watson and name every other work she's done. I want people to look back and cringe and be like yeah I was into that as a kid, embarrassing i know. I genuinely hope and pray for the collapse of the entire Harry Potter franchise and I'd throw a party the day it happens.

[amythegloriouspond]