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harleyquizzo · 6 months ago
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Rizzo is <3 babygirl <3 and i think we should be nominated for newest tumblr sexyman
H: Yesss Puddin!
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harleyquizzo · 6 months ago
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Hello puddin....
I am a Rizzo the Rat/ Harley Quinn Kinnie. To elaborate, I kin both Rizzo and Harley, they are both me, I am romantically and sexually connected to them via the astral plane, and I have fucked them both many times within that reality. Jealous? They're very good. Furthermore, I not only kin them both but am dating them both. SOME accounts on here think they can kin and be romantically involved with muppets by fucking their felty forms HOWEVER as a reality shifter I need not bother with false idols and can simply visit them in reality.
Only refer to me as Harleyquizzo, Harley Quinn, Harley, Rizzo, Rizzo the Rat, Rat Bastard if you must. My pronouns are she/he, NOTHING ELSE. Do not refer to me as they/them in the sense of being multiple people, I am one being, I just contain multitudes. I am bisexual. I do NOT follow Earthly religions, my belief system is far more complex and I've developed it over my many years of life, however you could say it's something like Protestant.
DNI LIST:
The Meg antis (you know what you did, Alicia)
Undertale fans (cringe and gross)
Left handed people, I will elaborate if the reasoning for this is unclear but I will have to delve into my trauma (thanks Alicia, bitch)
Anyone who has physically fucked a muppet toy... fakers
Cole Sprouse and Cole Sprouse affiliates (fuck off Dylan)
Joker kinnies... don't fucking glamorise abuse
Kermit kinnies are on thin ice and you all know why
The Blue Men Group fans
Hello Kitty fans
Hazbin Hotel fans
Lore Olympus fans
Children
Elderly people (over 35)
Please follow me if
You want scathing political commentary on the class divide
YOu want an account with an actual creative writing degree
You want explicit and intimate details on Harley and Rizzo and my fictionkin reality
You're interested in learning about my religion
You care deeply for Harley or Rizzo BUT ARE NOT ROMANTICALLY OR SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH THEM THEY'RE MINE AND THEY'RE ME AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU
You're a Helluva Boss fan
Poison Ivy fans are encouraged, looking for a Poison Ivy fictionkin to unify with in this reality (DM me)
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harleyquizzo · 6 months ago
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A LOVE ACROSS REALITIES
~ a poem by harleyquizzo~
His furry touch
Her frightful laugh
My soul combined with a rat
A fight against our mortal sins
I lose it all when Harley grins
His letterman jacket
Her baseball bat
I never thought I would fall for a rat
Side by side at the local independent farmers market
plastic free
my love for thee
Harley and Rizzo will you marry me
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