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im dissapointed

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furries DNI

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Shifting into you

WIP FANFICTION

Harley and Rizzo lay in the ether, stars glittered over their nude bodies. i am surrounded my light and love. Rizzo starts crying again, for my dream has birthed him into a directionless life.

'oh Puddin, don't cry!' Harley chortles

.......

Anyway that's all i got so far- this took me like two hours and a lot of S.H.F.T.I.N.G

ill go back tonight for more inspo <3

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Rizzo is <3 babygirl <3 and i think we should be nominated for newest tumblr sexyman

H: Yesss Puddin!

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she is DAMNNNNNN fine though.

I declare Harley to have the best ass in the DC universe.

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hi puddins! preview of an AMV I'm working on....

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A LOVE ACROSS REALITIES

~ a poem by harleyquizzo~

His furry touch

Her frightful laugh

My soul combined with a rat

A fight against our mortal sins

I lose it all when Harley grins

His letterman jacket

Her baseball bat

I never thought I would fall for a rat

Side by side at the local independent farmers market

plastic free

my love for thee

Harley and Rizzo will you marry me

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this is biblical literature i am so happy my disciple strange aeons thank your trampling this heathen under heaven's hooves i hope his soul falls into the pits of hell and when he stands eye to eye with Satan he sees only the cold black eyes of Bucephalus. punish this degenerate who thinks he can violate false felt idols with his seed. muppet fucking... it is not ossible in this reality. you are merely fucking the corpse of a longdead god, a remnant of a higher reality. i, however, have seen Him. The real Rizzo has entered into me, body, mind, soul, and hole(s). He is a being of glowing light. In these perfect realities he is not a mere creation you can insert your phallus into. You cannot understand the levels on which he has penetrated me. And don't get me started on Harley. This FOOL this CLOWN thinks he can parade around as an ABUSIVE FALSE DEITY. He merely puts on the makeup of the clown prince but his soul...his SOUL is a sickly purebred horse running from the whip of his master until he breaks his ankles in the bumpy racetrack of life. YOU COULD NOT SURVIVE THE FOREST. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ME. HARLEY WILL ENACT HER REVENGE THROUGH ME. I WILL BATHE IN THE PLEASURE SHE DRAWS FROM HER ABUSER'S BLOOD.

this one's for all you degenerates who sent me reddit links

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WHAT ive seen every alternate universe in which Rizzo- me/ my husband resides and THIS. IS. NOT. ONE. OF. THEM. god hate these normies spreading lies

Muppet Fact #923

In an alternate universe where Kermit is never born, Rizzo works as a prop on Fear Factor.

Source:

It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. 2002.

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HOW COULD THEY LET THIS HAPPEN TO MY BABY HUSBAND BOY

Muppets Tonight (1996-1998)

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Don't fucking sexualise ME (/my wife)

I declare Harley to have the best ass in the DC universe.

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Hello puddin....

I am a Rizzo the Rat/ Harley Quinn Kinnie. To elaborate, I kin both Rizzo and Harley, they are both me, I am romantically and sexually connected to them via the astral plane, and I have fucked them both many times within that reality. Jealous? They're very good. Furthermore, I not only kin them both but am dating them both. SOME accounts on here think they can kin and be romantically involved with muppets by fucking their felty forms HOWEVER as a reality shifter I need not bother with false idols and can simply visit them in reality.

Only refer to me as Harleyquizzo, Harley Quinn, Harley, Rizzo, Rizzo the Rat, Rat Bastard if you must. My pronouns are she/he, NOTHING ELSE. Do not refer to me as they/them in the sense of being multiple people, I am one being, I just contain multitudes. I am bisexual. I do NOT follow Earthly religions, my belief system is far more complex and I've developed it over my many years of life, however you could say it's something like Protestant.

DNI LIST:

The Meg antis (you know what you did, Alicia)

Undertale fans (cringe and gross)

Left handed people, I will elaborate if the reasoning for this is unclear but I will have to delve into my trauma (thanks Alicia, bitch)

Anyone who has physically fucked a muppet toy... fakers

Cole Sprouse and Cole Sprouse affiliates (fuck off Dylan)

Joker kinnies... don't fucking glamorise abuse

Kermit kinnies are on thin ice and you all know why

The Blue Men Group fans

Hello Kitty fans

Hazbin Hotel fans

Lore Olympus fans

Children

Elderly people (over 35)

Please follow me if

You want scathing political commentary on the class divide

YOu want an account with an actual creative writing degree

You want explicit and intimate details on Harley and Rizzo and my fictionkin reality

You're interested in learning about my religion

You care deeply for Harley or Rizzo BUT ARE NOT ROMANTICALLY OR SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH THEM THEY'RE MINE AND THEY'RE ME AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU

You're a Helluva Boss fan

Poison Ivy fans are encouraged, looking for a Poison Ivy fictionkin to unify with in this reality (DM me)