I am Harley Quinn Rizzo Kin | 26 years old | she/he pronouns | haven't fucked a muppet except in the astral plane
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Shifting into you
WIP FANFICTION
Harley and Rizzo lay in the ether, stars glittered over their nude bodies. i am surrounded my light and love. Rizzo starts crying again, for my dream has birthed him into a directionless life.
'oh Puddin, don't cry!' Harley chortles
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Anyway that's all i got so far- this took me like two hours and a lot of S.H.F.T.I.N.G
ill go back tonight for more inspo <3
#ugh my spouses#depressed rizzo#its difficult being a rat puppet#harley was a therapist#harleys boobs
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Rizzo is <3 babygirl <3 and i think we should be nominated for newest tumblr sexyman
H: Yesss Puddin!
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she is DAMNNNNNN fine though.
I declare Harley to have the best ass in the DC universe.
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hi puddins! preview of an AMV I'm working on....
#rizzo the rat#harley quinn#don't they both look so fucking hot in this#god#my grandma's name was iris so this song is special to me
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A LOVE ACROSS REALITIES
~ a poem by harleyquizzo~
His furry touch
Her frightful laugh
My soul combined with a rat
A fight against our mortal sins
I lose it all when Harley grins
His letterman jacket
Her baseball bat
I never thought I would fall for a rat
Side by side at the local independent farmers market
plastic free
my love for thee
Harley and Rizzo will you marry me
#god TAKE ME NOW#were already married but this felt correct#Harley and i did have premarital sex#it doesn't count though because we both have vaginas#me and rizzo have done it but in a reality where we were married#poems#poem#poemblr#writers on tumblr#this took me two minutes but it came from my soul
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this is biblical literature i am so happy my disciple strange aeons thank your trampling this heathen under heaven's hooves i hope his soul falls into the pits of hell and when he stands eye to eye with Satan he sees only the cold black eyes of Bucephalus. punish this degenerate who thinks he can violate false felt idols with his seed. muppet fucking... it is not ossible in this reality. you are merely fucking the corpse of a longdead god, a remnant of a higher reality. i, however, have seen Him. The real Rizzo has entered into me, body, mind, soul, and hole(s). He is a being of glowing light. In these perfect realities he is not a mere creation you can insert your phallus into. You cannot understand the levels on which he has penetrated me. And don't get me started on Harley. This FOOL this CLOWN thinks he can parade around as an ABUSIVE FALSE DEITY. He merely puts on the makeup of the clown prince but his soul...his SOUL is a sickly purebred horse running from the whip of his master until he breaks his ankles in the bumpy racetrack of life. YOU COULD NOT SURVIVE THE FOREST. YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE ME. HARLEY WILL ENACT HER REVENGE THROUGH ME. I WILL BATHE IN THE PLEASURE SHE DRAWS FROM HER ABUSER'S BLOOD.
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this one's for all you degenerates who sent me reddit links
#muppet joker#fuck you#fuck you muppet joker#i hate you#you brought shame upon muppetkins across dimensions#run home to Bucephalus#and perhaps his hoof will meet your head once more#anti joker#return kermit to his friends UNFILLED#WASH AWAY YOUR SINS
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WHAT ive seen every alternate universe in which Rizzo- me/ my husband resides and THIS. IS. NOT. ONE. OF. THEM. god hate these normies spreading lies
Muppet Fact #923
In an alternate universe where Kermit is never born, Rizzo works as a prop on Fear Factor.
Source:
It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. 2002.
#you'll not be spared from my heavenly light#ill fucking rain judgement down upon anyone who spreads lies of false realities#sinner#rizzo the rat#oh my sweet boy#i love you#i will let Harley take care of this
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HOW COULD THEY LET THIS HAPPEN TO MY BABY HUSBAND BOY
Muppets Tonight (1996-1998)
#the pain reverberates through every bone#i feel nothing but pain#both physically and sexually#rizzo you'll be kissed thoroughly tonight#every god damn inch
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Don't fucking sexualise ME (/my wife)
I declare Harley to have the best ass in the DC universe.
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Hello puddin....
I am a Rizzo the Rat/ Harley Quinn Kinnie. To elaborate, I kin both Rizzo and Harley, they are both me, I am romantically and sexually connected to them via the astral plane, and I have fucked them both many times within that reality. Jealous? They're very good. Furthermore, I not only kin them both but am dating them both. SOME accounts on here think they can kin and be romantically involved with muppets by fucking their felty forms HOWEVER as a reality shifter I need not bother with false idols and can simply visit them in reality.
Only refer to me as Harleyquizzo, Harley Quinn, Harley, Rizzo, Rizzo the Rat, Rat Bastard if you must. My pronouns are she/he, NOTHING ELSE. Do not refer to me as they/them in the sense of being multiple people, I am one being, I just contain multitudes. I am bisexual. I do NOT follow Earthly religions, my belief system is far more complex and I've developed it over my many years of life, however you could say it's something like Protestant.
DNI LIST:
The Meg antis (you know what you did, Alicia)
Undertale fans (cringe and gross)
Left handed people, I will elaborate if the reasoning for this is unclear but I will have to delve into my trauma (thanks Alicia, bitch)
Anyone who has physically fucked a muppet toy... fakers
Cole Sprouse and Cole Sprouse affiliates (fuck off Dylan)
Joker kinnies... don't fucking glamorise abuse
Kermit kinnies are on thin ice and you all know why
The Blue Men Group fans
Hello Kitty fans
Hazbin Hotel fans
Lore Olympus fans
Children
Elderly people (over 35)
Please follow me if
You want scathing political commentary on the class divide
YOu want an account with an actual creative writing degree
You want explicit and intimate details on Harley and Rizzo and my fictionkin reality
You're interested in learning about my religion
You care deeply for Harley or Rizzo BUT ARE NOT ROMANTICALLY OR SEXUALLY INVOLVED WITH THEM THEY'RE MINE AND THEY'RE ME AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU
You're a Helluva Boss fan
Poison Ivy fans are encouraged, looking for a Poison Ivy fictionkin to unify with in this reality (DM me)
#harley quizzo more like can hardly wait for them to take me#harleyquizzo#puddin more like put the strap in harley#rizzo eats well#muppet oc#harley quinn#harleyquinnzel#rizzo the rat#anti lore olympus#lore olympus#the meg#jason statham#undertale#undertale anti#anti undertale#protestant#anti catholic#anti capitalism#hello kitty#anti hello kitty#the muppets#muppet#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#anti hazbin hotel#blue men group#cole sprouse#anti cole sprouse#anti blue men group#fuck riverdale
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